Alien Office

【About coming out】

Ji Feiyun pointed to the aliens on the sofa (the slug from Ravenous, the green straw hat octopus from Lomi, and the robot from Tamira) and said to his father, "Dad, I will be with whichever one you like." marry."

Then Qin Que, who was standing behind Ji Feiyun, was selected.

【About selection】

Ji Feiyun: Honey, would you rather have sex with a woman with no breasts, or with a man without holes?

【About JQ】

One day, the Galaxy Express reported an exciting news: the largest terrorist organization in the Milky Way has been recruited, and the terrorist leader is currently having cordial talks with the President at the Presidential Palace to discuss the return of the nude portrait and the big bed.

【About Complaint】

American farmers routinely complain angrily about crops being squashed by UFOs on their farms, leading to the birth of so-called crop circles.

Farmer: I'm fed up. It's fine for them to land once. Why do they have to make N strange circles after landing several times?A few strange circles are fine, if they have to be shaped like octopuses, I really can't accept their aesthetics.

Staff of the firm: People on earth will not understand the performance art of aliens.But... I'll send them the bill.

Alien: ...asking for immunity from interstellar diplomacy.

【About Shameless】

Ji Feiyun of the Zhengtai version stood at the entrance of the kindergarten and stopped a little lolita holding a lollipop: "Come on, come on, let me guess which finger is the index finger. If you guess correctly, I will give you candy. If you guess wrong, you will give me sugar."

【About repeated teaching】

The Ravenlaws once again destroyed a host. The tool used to commit the crime was an oven modified by the nail households—it used a high temperature of 250 degrees to turn itself into a delicious sausage, but the heat was a bit overdone.

【About Dog Man】

Liang Rui: The task materials for the second half of the year have not been sorted out, and they will be handed over to the headquarters the day after tomorrow. What should I do?

Crazy Yang: Ask Ji Feiyun to work overtime.

Liang Rui: I think so too.

Crazy Yang: Speaking of which, how long has it been since you paid him?

Liang Rui: Since he came here to work to pay off his debts.

【About heavy taste】

Ji Feiyun hates going to the homes of the Ravenouss, because their homes always smell like a sewer, and usually the person who opens the door for him is a charred corpse.

【About cold feeling】

Ji Feiyun: Men and women are the same as male and female monkeys in my eyes. You expect me to be in love with monkeys?Even if they look fantastic to other monkeys... well, except you.

【About the truth】

Did you know that the author is not actually from Earth.

END

The author has something to say: Girls who have watched Niaoyu Expert probably remember that the last episode was like this XD In fact, this is my favorite episode mode... All kinds of complaints, but they are all cold jokes...

Finally, let me say a few more words, long live the end~ In the end, I still write to make myself happy (it would be even better if it entertains everyone), I don’t want to forget this original intention PS: I have repeatedly written dog blood but failed, and finally burst into tears When I close the word, I am envious and jealous of the authors who can write dog-blood abuse articles HE (the ones who can never catch up with popular themes hate), I really like to read this kind of stuff, but I really can’t write it myself.

I really... can only write brainstorming articles QAQ

PPS: The next pit is floating clouds, I wish you happy