Alien Office

Now I am passing by the square for the eighth time to take a balloon in the shape of Mickey Mouse from the smiling shopping guide, and then say in a childlike voice: "Thank you sister."

The shopping guide lady patted my head: "Little brother is so good."

I grinned a big smile, pulled the balloon and ran away bouncing.

"Take it." I handed the balloon to Crazy Yang.

Crazy Yang leaned against the shady wall to smoke, and pulled seven balloons of different shapes on his right hand: "How long are you going to play this boring trick?"

"Play until I get tired of playing." I laughed weirdly, and quickly transformed myself into a seven or eight-year-old girl when no one was looking, wearing a colorful dress and two croissant braids.

Crazy Yang exhaled smoke rings and sneered, "Lolita."

I laughed maliciously: "Uncle."

We both stared at each other, neither of us could understand the other.

"The last one," he said.

I shrugged, and jumped up and down to get the balloons from the shopping guide lady. This time, the goal was the rainbow color, which matched my skirt very well.

When I came back, Crazy Yang had finished smoking his third cigarette, and there were three more cigarette butts on the ground. I stepped on the still burning cigarette butts: "Be careful of fire prevention, uncle."

Crazy Yang sneered, and lit the fourth cigarette with a lighter.

"Smoking is bad for your health."

He impatiently poked my balloon with a cigarette end, and with a bang, the balloon exploded, and the strong smell of burning rushed into my nose, and the shock wave from the explosion almost swept my face—fortunately, I was enough short.

I stared blankly at the rope holding the balloon hanging down from mid-air, and passers-by looked over one after another.

Crazy Yang curled his lips: "Children, don't play with hydrogen balloons. Look, how dangerous it is."

I burst into tears, and complained with a child's sharp cry: "Dad, you are bad, wow... my daughter is so scared, wow..."

I bet that Crazy Yang has never seen such a shameless trick, because I can clearly "see" the blue and white complexion on his face.

Before the passers-by with a sense of justice condemned him as an irresponsible "father", he picked me up with a livid face and fled away.I covered my mouth and started laughing, the boss was right, this guy is so cruel and easy to bully.

It was already evening when I returned to the flower shop, and I was holding a balloon with a lollipop in its mouth in one hand - this was cheated from the auntie of the street shop who likes children, and in the other hand I was holding the cheap daddy Crazy Yang, Crazy Yang had a stinky face all the way, as soon as he shook his hand, I would pretend to be an abandoned child and cry and make a fuss, which made him look like he wanted to strangle me to death.

Since I left the category of human beings, my bad tastes have become more and more serious. I think it is a genetic problem.

Or rather, I discovered another world when I realized that I could buy a child's ticket to the amusement park forever.

It's like Mary, the main character in The Secret Garden, finds the secret garden that no one has been in for ten years—it's the most beautiful, most mysterious place anyone can imagine, and I feel like I've been reborn.

Liang Rui was trimming the excess flower stems, and his movements were not too fast. Crazy Yang kicked open the fragile glass door and sat down on the revolving single sofa chair. master.

Qin Que raised his head and glanced at the two of us, and was not surprised by my appearance - he has never seen my real face so far, which is really gratifying.

"It's too late, I'm dead. Just like before, some of the corpses are missing." Crazy Yang poured himself a cup of tea carelessly, and poured it down like drinking plain water, while complaining that the taste was not as good. boiled water.

"Indeed, we can't get the exact location before it strikes. I can only sense its killing intent and energy fluctuations at close range, and the life response system can only retrieve the extraterrestrial creatures after death. There is no way to capture it before it makes a move." Liang Rui trimmed the stems and leaves of the newly arrived rose, and said lightly, "I am afraid it is aimed at all extraterrestrial life, and its ability to identify extraterrestrial creatures is very strong. He was discovered by it when he woke up, what a lunatic."

"You called me?" Crazy Yang raised his head.

"..." Liang Rui turned his face away and frowned, "Anyway, keep an eye on that guy, he will definitely continue to commit crimes. We don't have much time, if we can't handle it by the end of this month, we can go home and eat ourselves. "

"I don't like human flesh." Crazy Yang said disgustedly, "But the desire to eat your flesh has never been extinguished."

"Too bad I'm not interested in your never cleaning human flesh - I'm sure it tastes like burnt bacon, and I don't want to be assimilated to your ape-like intelligence, you know, low IQ is contagious, since and I feel like my brain has been damaged badly since you became a colleague."

"Do you need melatonin? Although that product was a popular nutritional product 20 years ago." I peeled my nails to fan the flames, pulling out the nail shells one by one and putting them back together. The bodies of closely related anthropomorphic creatures are indeed less sensitive.

"Have they always been like this?" Qin Que asked helplessly as he looked at the two people who were spitting poison and waving their fists at each other (Crazy Yang unilaterally).

I snorted twice: "Mr. Qin Que, a member of the omnipotent supernatural team, why don't you use your abilities of love and dreams to stop their violent actions?"

Qin Que sneered, with an elusive sneer on his handsome face, he got up and passed between the two of them, and went out.

I shrugged. This guy's personality is really unpredictable.

When I was so bored that I was about to tear my eyeballs off, the two of them finally escalated from verbal violence to behavioral violence. This is not the first time I have seen the PK between aliens and superpowers, since Crazy Yang came back from the United States after completing his mission. The scene is often staged.My boss has a very high level of attainment in throwing knives, probably because he has studied medicine. His body always reveals the mixed temperament of a perverted doctor and Grandet. He can use everything that exists as a weapon, and he has the state of being able to injure people by twisting leaves and flying flowers, but it is a pity that most of the time he is like an aggressive psychopath-he likes to show off his clothes yellowed by cigarettes. Bite with his fangs, and show off his fists.

Normally, I would drink tea and watch, but there are always accidents in this world. Today, the boss's throwing knife was very powerful. When the third throwing knife was inserted into my forehead, I finally felt that I should do something What, I don't think the throwing knife is like a candle, and my head is not a birthday cake. More importantly, this shape will scare the guests.

Qin Que should really be allowed to stay. This guy's power of concretization can build a protective shield in front of him at any time, and he doesn't need an umbrella on rainy days.

The fourth throwing knife stabbed into my eyeball accurately, and I pulled it out. Together with the eyeball, I think the shape is a bit like a barbecued fish ball, so I simulated the matrix of the eyeball into cotton candy, Then he swallowed it in one gulp.

I really need some energy.

When I came back from the kitchen to find a whole can of potato starch, World War III was over. The two sat on the sofa and continued to spray each other with venom and expressed contempt for each other with various vicious words. I yawned : "Boss, are you off work?"

"Working overtime today." Liang Rui's mood could not be said to be bright, and naturally his temper developed in a bad direction.

I sighed pitifully: "The night world is not suitable for a delicate underage girl like me."

Given that I now have the face of a seven or eight-year-old lolita, I speak with extra confidence.

Crazy Yang sneered: "Delicate? Who told us triumphantly two days ago that they scared away the three robbers when they went home at night?"

I sighed a long time: "Young people's imagination is too rich, although I gnawed a few of my own fingers and took out my eyeballs to play with, but I really didn't mean to eat them, God pity me, I don't eat human flesh - except my own."

Liang Rui suddenly stared at me with calm and serious eyes, and sighed softly for a long time: "Xiao Ji, it seems that I have to remind you of something."

"Huh?" I snorted happily.

"Make good use of your power. It is true that according to the current level of technology on the earth, if you want to commit a crime, not many people can punish you. You can start a new life just by changing your face, but I must remind you that your meaning is not This is it." Liang Rui said solemnly, "Nearly [-] superpowers awaken every year, but do you know how they are usually discovered? In prison."

My starch-chewing motion falters.

"Ability represents not just doing whatever you want, but a kind of restraint. If absolute power brings absolute corruption, then absolute power can only bring about absolute destruction. If you lose due respect for life, you are right Life has lost its due principles, so I no longer fear the rules and order of this world, and become an 'evil' existence, and I will destroy you with my own hands." Liang Rui stared into my eyes tightly, using a kind of expression that I have never seen before. Said in an heard tone.

He is serious.

"I lost a lot of companions. All the superpowers who were sent to the supernatural group with me back then are still alive. Some died in battle, some died in the hands of evil forces, and some... ...died by the butcher's knife of my former companion." Liang Rui said, "Crazy because of strength, uncontrollable ambition and criminal desire to promote self-destruction, I don't want to see you become like that, understand?"

I was silent, he was right, I had already begun to get carried away, proud of my own strength, mocking the weakness and ignorance of human beings, completely forgetting that I was only a human being.

Yes, I'm beginning to forget that I was ever a human, or at least I thought I was.

The long life as a human has taught me a human world view, which I cannot easily change, but some things are gradually deteriorating.

I started to get carried away.

"Okay, he's still in his infancy." Crazy Yang lit a cigarette and started to speak for me.

"I don't want to see a second Zhan Lin." Liang Rui said dumbly.

With a bang, the coffee table was kicked to the ground, and Crazy Yang roared almost furiously: "I told you not to mention her!"

"Aren't you afraid to face it now?" Liang Rui sneered, "You killed her yourself."

"I told you not to mention her!" Crazy Yang lifted Liang Rui's collar, with a murderous intent in his eyes.

"You and I killed her together." Liang Rui said every word.

"Enough!" Crazy Yang threw Liang Rui against the wall, kicked over the sofa and rushed out of the flower shop.

Liang Rui's body stuck to the wall slowly slid to the ground. He coughed a few times and spit out a mouthful of blood.

"You look awful, Boss." I'm filled with the desire to gossip, but reason tells me it's best to shut up now.

"Put up the sign that the business is closed. I don't want to go to the police station to take notes." Liang Rui was still in the mood to joke with me, and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve.

I shrugged, picked up the bubble skirt and hopped to close the door.

"When will he come back?" I asked Liang Rui with my head tilted, pretending to be cute.

"Who knows, maybe tomorrow morning I can see him smoking at the gate with soy milk and fried dough sticks, complaining that he forgot his key." Liang Rui slowly stood up from the wall, "That's why I hate talking about wind People who are in the rain never look at the occasion when they lose their temper."

"I think you'd better go to the hospital." I sincerely suggested.

"I can handle this little injury myself." Liang Rui stretched out his hand to me, "Help me and go to the basement."

I looked at my thin arms and legs, then at my boss, and sighed helplessly: "Okay, you are the boss." After speaking, I stepped forward to offer my shoulders.