Alien Office

"I didn't expect that my first pick-up experience would be dedicated to alien friends like this." I said with emotion while covering my skirt against the strong wind by the river to prevent myself from posing the classic Monroe pose.

Today, I went out wearing Lolita as usual, and the fare was waived. After arriving at the flower shop, I was assigned by Liang Rui to pick up the airport with Qin Que in the middle of the night.I thought about it and felt that it was a very rare opportunity to continue disgusting Qin Que after get off work, so I accepted the task calmly.

"You seem to have forgotten that you are also an alien." Qin Que said coldly.

"Ah, I always forget this fact." I covered my skirt with my hand and changed it to holding my face, while disgusting Qin Que with starry eyes, "Children's brains always seem to be filled with lollipops instead of racial issues .”

"I didn't plan to remember it, but your daily change of appearance and perverted attire make it hard for me to forget." Qin Que sarcastically said.

"Thank you, I also think it's a good habit to change clothes frequently." I shrugged, and more importantly, these clothes don't require me to pay a dime, just a little starch.

"..." Qin Que was rendered speechless by my shamelessness, and after a long silence, he asked, "What style of clothes are you wearing this time?"

"Gothic lolita costumes, I've always wanted a beautiful girl sister who can try on all kinds of cosplay costumes, but I didn't expect that one day I would practice them myself." I blinked at Qin Que, not surprised to see his disgusted face expression.

Ever since he came to the Alien Agency in the City H branch, I have never tired of disgusting him.I don't know why, maybe he has a cool face that makes people jealous every day, which is really annoying.I can almost imagine what it would be like to stand next to him with the face that I have followed for 18 years-all the eyeballs of female creatures will be glued to him.

This is really annoying.Fortunately, he still doesn't know what I look like.In his eyes, I'm probably a transvestite, a fake loli, a nerd, shameless, and an idiot.So I worked harder to make him evolve from disgusting me to disgusting all female creatures. So far, I seem to be quite successful-every time a woman looks at him twice, he will subconsciously look for where I am and confirm That woman is not me.

As I said before, the lower limit of the dead house has always been so suspicious.

I waited with my head up for the spacecraft to come down until the pick-up was successful, and prayed that they remembered to turn on the stealth system.

But after the spaceship arrived, I finally discovered that the so-called extraterrestrial creatures did not necessarily descend from the sky in UFOs—they came out of the water instead!

The water splashed, and the tsunami-like river tide rushed towards the shore, and I was drenched all over. Qin Que's Nianli Shield contributed an indelible effect to his dryness.

I blew my whistle and wiped the river water covered with green duckweed on my hair: "Cool, big octopus."

A giant octopus emerged from the river and continued to crawl towards the road.

Should I be thankful that it's one o'clock in the morning and almost no traffic passes by in this remote area?Unless it's for throwing corpses.

"Well, the spacecraft of the alien friend is very imaginative, and it shocked me a lot." I said to Qin Que after thinking about the words.

The sucker of the octopus is firmly fixed on the ground and stretched out. It looks like a huge flower bud, and the tentacles next to it are all vines. I think I really have an ulterior hobby for the tentacle system, because I think this alien spaceship is really so gorgeous.

The octopus opened its mouth wide, a translucent runway extended to the road, and then seven or eight cars drove out of the octopus and drove onto the road.The big octopus slowly crawled back into the river and disappeared.

"Well, as expected of silicon-based organisms and mechanical civilizations, they even come to Earth and are equipped with vehicles. The shape is a bit strange, but there are a lot of people who hurt their eggs these days, and there are all kinds of strange cars that have been modified." I stood in the car I patted the car cover before, and the one-way glass blocked my prying sight, making me wonder what the alien compatriots inside looked like.

"Thank you, we have referred to the Earth's scientific and technological civilization information, and think that this shape will be more suitable for activities on the Earth - before we get the parasitic clone." A mechanical voice sounded, the lights turned on and off, and the horn honked .

I swear I was stunned at that moment, until Qin Que started negotiating with these cars, and repeatedly stated that because he didn't have an appointment, he didn't have a car license to provide them now.

Cars honked regretfully, and one even put up its front wheels in an attempt to imitate humans walking upright.

I silently hid my face from the sidelines, this scene is really TM.

On the way back, Qin Que drove me to send this group of unmanned vehicles to the designated location, and then sent seven fresh corpses the next day—well, they were clones, not corpses.Hopefully, this group of Transformers will like the human body, which cannot be assembled and disassembled.

I also have to remind them that humans don't drink gasoline, nor are they interested in energy crystal blocks.

Thinking of this, I feel that the future is bleak, damn extraterrestrial creatures, damn alien offices!

"Is this our new home?" The nail owners stopped in front of a warehouse, their lights flashing and their horns blared.

I look unashamedly at the night sky and wonder what will happen if I call my boss now and tell my clients that they are not happy with their new home.Probably... Crazy Yang yelled at him back. This guy is a dissatisfied lion when he hasn't had enough sleep.Hey, why do I think Crazy Yang will answer the phone?

I raised the corner of my mouth maliciously and buried my suspicions, then poked Qin Que's waist - I swear I never meant to tickle him, but I can only poke that far with my current height, and I'm not interested in his ass ... As a result, he trembled strangely and stared at me with angry eyes.

I spread my hands: "Sorry, I didn't know you were ticklish. Mimic creatures are very insensitive to senses. I haven't felt itchy for a long time."

"Is this why you asked Crazy Yang to beat you up several times?" Qin Que asked angrily.

"No, this is the reason why I am not afraid of being beaten by him." I looked at the sky innocently and said, "The guests have all gone in, so we can go home too."

Qin Que ignored me, and distributed a copy of the "Earth Simple Survival Manual" to each of these nail households, and then each had a mobile phone, and told them that tomorrow there will be human clones for parasitism, and they will arrive with them And there's the bill.

In the next week, Qin Que and I will take turns explaining to this group of ignorant silicon-based life forms carbon-based life forms—the survival mode of upright walking primate intelligent creatures with spines (carbon-based life forms—invertebrate soft crawling intelligence The typical representative of the creatures is the Ravenous star-slug, referred to as carbon-based mollusc organism, human being referred to as carbon-based vertebrate organism, and Tamira star person as silicon-based mechanical organism). Simply put, it tells about the human world.

I hope that this group of people who are used to working on their home planet to save money to buy energy, replace body parts, and upgrade optical brains can understand the aesthetics of the earth-people on earth do not appreciate shapeshifters (except for fictional ones), whether it is silicon-based Transformers are also carbon-based mimics.

"Okay, we can go home now." After watching the seven cars in the warehouse "sleep" quietly with their lights off neatly, I couldn't help feeling a little bit about their good sleep.The insomniac carbon-based organisms don't seem to understand the ability to fall asleep when the "engine" is turned off.

"Where is your home?" Qin Que asked after closing the car door.

I started to wring my fingers, and said in a delicate loli voice: "Daddy must not want to see his dear son come home at two o'clock in the middle of the night, so I told him that I will spend the night with him at a classmate's house, and his parents are on business trips." gone."

"Is your classmate over eight years old?" Qin Que sneered.

I innocently looked at the roof of the car: "But my dad agreed."

"Maybe I should ask Ling Zunguigeng for advice."

I blinked and said, "41 flowers for a man, my dad can go to the living room and go to the kitchen, single and never married, a peerless man, would you consider being my stepmother?"

Qin Que stepped on the accelerator and drove away.Fortunately, I remembered to wear my seat belt this time.

July [-]

Mission: Pick up (Octopus UFO)

Location: Xiajiang District, H City

Object: Tamira Stars (silicon-based mechanical organisms)

Completion: 100%

Remarks: Need seven human clones (with parasitic chips in their brains), I have to teach them that the earth's diet doesn't include gasoline, and that humans don't like cars with two tires.