Alien Office

The door of the bathroom opened, Qin Que came out wiping his hair, raised his head inadvertently, but his footsteps were stopped.

On the bed, the big curly-haired beauty with plump buttocks and breasts exuded the vulgar scent of roses, and her collar was so low that she couldn't hide her cleavage at all. She winked at him and tenderly recommended the pillow seat: "Honey, let's go to bed Bar."

It was really a nightmare scene for Qin Que.

It was the first time I saw Qin Que's super power with my own eyes. Hundreds of small energy blades surrounded his body, a powerful spiritual pressure swept towards me, and the sharp spiritual energy body blades rushed towards me , instantly beat me into... a sieve.

The simulated blood began to gurgle, dyeing the double bed into a bed of red roses (tomato scent) for weddings.

I sighed: "Well, what a beautiful murder scene, Mr. Qin Que, can you provide me with a bathtub of starchy water for my sieve-like body? I need to take a bath."

Qin Que was indifferent, he must have gone mad with anger, his face was pale, his lips were tightly pressed, and even his hands were trembling unconsciously.

I dragged my sieve-shaped body past him, and patted his shoulder casually: "What a man who doesn't know how to be sympathetic, but... I'm very happy."

I smiled maliciously, and picked up the intestines that kept flowing down and stuffed them into my stomach. It was a bloody lesson.

Maybe I should consider doing a low-budget horror film where I can do all the characters and special effects by myself.

Qin Que was still standing still, with an indifferent expression like an ice sculpture, I sighed, and stretched out my bloody hand to pat a bloody paw print on his perfect chest: "Okay, okay, even if you haven't calmed down, Can you wait until I'm in the shower before venting? I promise I'll be very cooperative."

I bet he was thinking wrong, because his face was twisted with anger.

He dragged me closer to the bathroom and stuffed it into the bathtub, and sprayed water at me crazily with the shower.

"It's too cold." I complained.

He stared at me with a vicious expression, as if I had a hatred for killing my father and taking my wife: "Don't use this woman's body to disgust me."

I cooperatively transformed myself, and the target was Crazy Yang.

But his expression became even more ferocious.

"Change back to yourself!" he ordered me.

I scratched my cheek - this is one of Crazy Yang's standard actions, the other is to squeeze the booger, and then said frankly: "Okay, if you insist."

I have changed back to myself.

Qin Que looked at me for a long time, with a look that made my hair stand on end. For a while, I felt that I had made an unforgivable mistake, until he spoke.

"It's not hard to see where to go," he said.

I smiled smugly: "So you just stared at my naked body for half a minute?"

Qin Que's expression was as ugly as ever, but he finally stopped staring at me with those murderous eyes.He even found me some pajamas, which was flattering, the guy's different treatment of men and women showed his ungentlemanlike side - but maybe only for me.

I washed my bloody body and went back to the bedroom. Qin Que had already cleaned up the murder scene-like bedroom. I could even smell the mint-scented air freshener. Has a wealth of experience.

"Let's sleep together." I leaned against the door and looked at him with a half-smile.

Qin Que picked up a quilt and walked towards the living room without paying attention.

I certainly wouldn't let him get his way.

"If you dare to go out of this door, I will die for you!" I imitated the tone of the hysterical woman on TV, "Jump from the window, I guarantee you will not be able to rest at night, and I will not die anyway."

He continued to shoot me with his father-killing eyes, and I had no pressure: "So sleep together, I'm not interested in your ass and cucumber, and I won't turn into a big-breasted woman on you in the middle of the night Disgusting you, I promise."

My credibility is very low, and I have a lot of fraud records. Qin Que spent three or four seconds evaluating my trustworthiness, and finally decided to lie on the same bed with me.

What a brave man, tsk tsk.

The light is turned off, only Qin Que's long and even breathing is left in the dark room, I haven't figured out how to simulate the respiratory system, the surface matrix automatically converts oxygen and carbon dioxide from the air to maintain my life needs, from this aspect, I'm more like a landed mudskipper.

"Isn't it scary to sleep in a bed with someone who isn't breathing?" I asked him.

He ignored me.

Of course I didn't believe that he was asleep. Knowing his weakness well, I began to poke his weak spot - itchy flesh. As expected, Qin Que couldn't help shivering all over, and then turned over suddenly and grabbed my hand.

"Tsk, it really looks like a precursor to SM. Are you interested in this? I think I can satisfy this kind of perverted hobby. Of course, it would be even better if I was S." I started to pretend to be crazy.

Qin Que sneered and let go of his hand: "Stay away from me."

"Handsome guy, the iceberg that keeps people away from thousands of miles away is outdated. Although this trick is good for scaring off women, it's not good for scaring men away too. You see, this has led to the fact that I can sleep with you now." The only guy on the bed is me, a pervert who is neither male nor female."

He ignored me, I felt a little bored, so I poked his itchy flesh: "Why do you hate women so much?"

He was still silent, just when I thought he would ignore me like the countless questions before, he spoke: "Do you know how I awakened into a supernatural being?"

"do not know."

"Because I have a mother who is like a madman. Hysteria, I can't live without a man. Everyday life is nothing but cursing like a shrew and beating her eight-year-old son. She feels that Since she gave her son's life, she has the right to kill the seed of the man who betrayed her. She almost succeeded." In the dark night, Qin Que's voice was dazed and pale, like a faint voice in the dark night. The flames can be extinguished by a slight gust of wind, "It wasn't until she was about to die that my supernatural ability broke out. Countless sharp blade-like blades chopped her to pieces, blood was all over the ground, and the strong smell of blood mixed with her body." The smell of bad perfume is disgusting, it's like a nightmare. I don't know why it happened... I didn't want to kill her, although I hate her, I never wanted her to die..."

I think I probably know why he looked at me lying on the bed like a sieve for so long, it must have reminded him of the past.

"I was only eight years old at the time, and it didn't constitute a criminal offense. People from the supernatural group found me and took me away. In fact, it doesn't matter where I go. The supernatural group is also good. Although the training is hard, it is still alive. Otherwise, I would probably have become a corpse long ago. It’s just that I occasionally dream about things from my childhood, and I obviously don’t want to think about it at all.”

He had grown into a man who didn't need comfort, so I just held his hand.

The callused hands were rough, but warm.

In the dark night, I saw his eyes, like a lonely and proud wolf. I can imitate his appearance, but I can't learn his eyes, and I will never learn.

I racked my brains to find a word of encouragement from the comics, but in the end I couldn't find a suitable one, so I could only say dryly: "Although the memories are not good, you still have a future at least. Your life is your own."

Qin Que probably didn't appreciate my comfort, but at least he didn't refuse - otherwise he would have been able to break free from my hand in the first place.

"For the first time, I felt that you were not annoying at all," he said.

I smiled: "To each other."