King Kong all over the place

2012 is fake.

Still, it is widely believed that it might as well be true.

……

This year is 2062. If you count, people have not eaten Chinese cabbage for 50 years——

At best, I have only drank Chinese cabbage-flavored nutrient solution.

But is the Chinese cabbage-flavored nutrient solution affordable by ordinary people?

No.

Only the nobles have the opportunity to enjoy this first-class luxury that has no substitute in the world today, and the common meals of the common people are all meat such as beef and pork.

So the youngsters who were born later could only drool and listen to their parents telling them stories about rice and carrots.

Facing the eager eyes of their children, the parents hid their faces and repented—it was really an unforgivable luxury to secretly bury carrots in the flower pots in the backyard that year.

Our story began because of an international search project called "Finding Chinese Cabbage".

"Colonel, ATY4807738, is approaching the target planet." Lu Ba pressed the call button, gently pulled the joystick with his left hand, the wings of the small aircraft deformed and slowed down, the output device was put down to output poisonous gas to prevent intelligent creatures from attacking other planets, and adjusted the coordinates of the field of view Ratio, looking for a safe landing point.

"ATY4807738, whether there are intelligent creatures on the target planet, send a relevant report immediately." The cold official tone came from the communicator with a hint of urgency.

... Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, sister!Hurry to reincarnate! !

Lu Bamian quickly pressed a few combination keys on the control panel expressionlessly, and after searching for a while, he replied in a calm tone: "Reporting to the colonel, we haven't landed yet, so we won't get up 'immediately'."

As soon as the words were finished, I heard a shrew with an authentic American English accent swearing at the street.

"Please wait patiently, Colonel DEXUL, as a space investigator directly under the Chinese Empire, you have no right to greet all relatives including my mother."

"ATY480——Lu Ba!! You rebelled?!!!!"

"What can you do to me?" So if you have the ability to put on an official tone, it is better to save time to study why your American reconnaissance satellite, which is "should only exist in the sky", immediately convulses and strikes as soon as it approaches this blue target planet.

"..." Lu Ba heard the opposite gasp, "How long is the estimated landing time?"

Lu Ba put down the investigative equipment, just adjusted the video position, the screen flickered, and the investigative equipment was scrapped.Lu Baen let out a sigh, frowning slightly, "Their planet seems to have an advanced anti-detection system."

"I'm asking if you can land!!"

Tsk, flipped the table and exploded.Lu Ba rubbed his ears, his ears ringing: "Colonel, calm down."

Just now, even if the picture was only flashed away, Lu Ba also captured some information - first, this planet has intelligent creatures; second, it seems to have a metal-like high-tech civilization; third, Ling Tang, they are fighting = = convex.

"Report, it's close to the ground." Close your eyes, kick your legs, land first, and then talk. I don't know how many years it will be until the group of aliens finish the battle and then land. Fly down first, crush whoever will bury whoever ——That's what Lu Ba planned.

"Very well, what did you see?"

Seeing the billowing gunpowder smoke, uh... no, the reason for the billowing gunpowder smoke seems to be the poisonous spray he released himself.

Put down the fuselage wheel, cancel the gas injection state, release the gliding wheel, and the wing 2 state changes.

"Lu Ba, let me ask what you saw?!"

Why hasn't this nagging foreigner been dragged out by the control department? How did Lao Liu and the others become so kind and benevolent?

……

Gliding under the violent vibration, Lu Ba desperately pulled the joystick, his hands were numb from the shock, and after a jolt, he almost bit his tongue.

It's time for road repairs on this broken planet Hey, your grandma!

After finally stopping the fuselage, Lu Ba let go of his sore hand, squinted his eyes and leaned forward - the gunpowder smoke and dust in front of him covered the visible window in front of the aircraft, and Lu Ba ignored the one on the opposite side of the communicator who was still there. The yelling foreigner bent down calmly, found the third button on the right side of the seat, and pressed it.

……

no response.

Press again.

……

no response.

Tsk, old Li Mingming said it was repaired, just trying to fool people.

Non-violent non-cooperation, Lu Ba took off the headset and threw it aside, clenched his hand into a fist, pointed at the black button, and punched hard——

bah—

laugh--

Liquid sprayer sprays out.

A row of green characters on the display board flashes—the liquid spray system is activated successfully.

Your uncle's.Lu Ba took off his gloves and patted his old man who had been driving for 20 years: "You 'M'."

……

Then, Lu Ba saw the situation outside clearly.

He picked up the earphones expressionlessly and put them back on, and sure enough, the person on the other side was still screaming—"Lu Ba, what did you see?!!!"

This time I can answer you, Lu Ba pressed the communication button, and the fixed procedure is indispensable: "Report, ATY4807738 landed safely."...Although it seems that it will be unsafe soon.

"..." There was a sudden pause.

"En?" Lu Ba was puzzled—could it be that Lao Liu and the others finally couldn't stand this foreigner, knocked him out and dragged him away?

"You landed?"

"..." Lu Bamo, "Colonel, were you just yelling and playing like you were urging your life?"

"Of course not, very well, ATY4807738, tell me, what did you see? Water? Green plants? A level of intelligent life?"

"Report, within the range, there is no water, no green plants, and intelligent creatures."

"Smart creature level?"

"..." Lu Ba looked at the giant planet owner slowly moving towards him, "S-rank."

"...Lu Ba, you haven't graduated from the military academy? The highest level of intelligent creatures is A-level, where is the S-level?!"

"You lack humor, Colonel. What I mean is, these creatures seem to have technology beyond the earth." Lu Ba rarely had a second expression, and the corner of his mouth curled slightly, a little sarcastically, "For your blessing, I seem to directly Landed right in the middle of the camp on one side of the war."

"What - damn it, the signal has weakened - Lu Ba, tell me, what did you see?!!!"

"A bunch of Transformers—they're coming, bye. Damn Colonel."

Lu Ba cut off the communicator.

Looking at the orangutan-like appearance, shining with dazzling metallic luster, the three-story robot is walking vigorously, kicking away a group of humanoid creatures dressed as soldiers, and quickly approaching its own body.

Lu Ba sighed—even with the man and the aircraft, it seemed that he was only as big as this guy's slap.

……

Which one will be crushed to death and buried?

... It's still uncertain who will be buried, but this time I really broke into the temple of Hades.

Just as he was sighing, an ear-shattering mechanical sound suddenly sounded. Lu Ba opened his eyes and saw in amazement that Baboon King Kong... flew up.

……

Fly up = mouth =.

Lu Ba stared dumbfounded at the rapid folding and deformation of the Baboon King Kong starting from the head and limbs. The huge sound of mechanical operation was useless even for an aircraft with good sound insulation. Lu Ba just sat in the cockpit blankly like this, Watched a scene where a Baboon King Kong turns into a King Kong mouse.

From a three-story-tall King Kong baboon, to a King Kong mouse the size of a hamster.

The King Kong mouse spread its limbs, swooped in, and clung to the viewing window in front of the cockpit.

……

Then hit two slips.

Shamefully on all fours, moved to the wing of the aircraft.

The mouse clung to the wing, raised its head, and glanced at Lu Ba.

Cracked mouth.

What appears to be a grin?

When Lu Ba realized what this guy was going to do and frantically tried to deform and shrink the wings, it was already too late.

A laser-like ray was ejected from the mouse's mouth—a beautiful blue ray, followed by a loud sound of metal falling to the ground, and the fuselage of the aircraft tilted and lost its balance.

——Just because the right wing was gnawed down abruptly.

The rapid beep beep sounded continuously... What's the use of the sound, even if you broke your throat, can I stop that thing who doesn't know what it is trying to come in?

Therefore, Lu Ba sat in the driver's seat very calmly, watching the cockpit door with three layers of encrypted lock opened in front of him, just like that silently.

A tall man with chestnut hair and an unshaven beard poked his head through the crack of the door and looked around.

Finally, the gaze was fixed on Lu Ba.

Lu Ba blinked, and looked behind the man in surprise—where did the mouse go?When did this man climb up?

"Don't look for it, I'm that mouse." The man happily stepped into the cockpit. At this moment, because there was a sudden extra person, the fuselage tilted severely again. He grabbed Lu Ba's trousers and covered his chest as if panicking.

Lu Ba: "=_, =..."

Lu Ba came to a conclusion.

... This planetary diplomacy is very powerful.

They can speak Chinese even with a northeast accent.