King Kong all over the place

Looking down at the hairy man's palm in front of him, Lu Ba was hesitant to shake hands with him.And just when he was hesitating, the man couldn't wait any longer, raised his bushy eyebrows, trembled his messy beard, raised his hand threateningly, and stretched it under Lu Ba's nose.

Lu Ba gave in, stretched out his white and tender claws, and completed the first historic friendship between the target planet 3 and the earth to establish diplomatic relations.

"I think I'm almost going to crush you." The man smiled cheerfully, and then he hugged the princess neatly, and jumped out of the cockpit of the aircraft with a short body.

Hey... I don't want to get out of there.

Lu Ba quietly looked at the bearded man.

Unexpectedly, the latter put Lu Ba safely on the ground boldly, and patted him with ashes (...God knows where the ash came from) with the force of patting a dead person, and turned his black eyes to meet Lu Ba's eyes.

The bearded man grinned, "Your eyes are the same color as mine."

Lu Ba: "..." So?

"So what's your name?"

"...Lu Ba."

"Oh, my name is (*&...%￥%*."

Lu Ba: "?"

The bearded man was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and scratched his head in frustration: "Damn it, the translator didn't keep up with the version... Well, how do you say it on the fire planet, oh——by the way, 'Huoliao', that's the one , means to burn something."

Burning? ... I'm still blowing and blowing... Lu Ba turned his head to look at his aircraft, and scanned the surrounding group of King Kong people in various forms watching from a distance. After thinking about it, he finally decided to focus on the key point first: "The Pyroplanet? "

"Well, the fire planet, you are a fire person." Huo Liao seemed very happy that Lu Ba could grasp the point, inexplicably reached out and tapped his nose, then suddenly raised Lu Ba's face, and caressed on his face Kissed, "Smart boy."

Lu Ba: ...Leaving this crazy planet seems to be the top priority?

Huoliao could tell at a glance that the Tinder person in front of him seemed not very happy to come to his own planet, and touched his chin feeling very puzzled——"The Story of Making the Years" made it very clear, The advent of the world, born in catastrophe, but opens a new era because of life].

...Well, although he really doesn't understand what this huge and heavy book is talking about==.

Ah ha ha ha, it is enough for a soldier to know how to fight, why should he be educated! ! ╮(╯▽╰)╭——In short, the characteristics of the person in front of him seem to fit Reed's description, so he is right.

Huo Liao rubbed his nose, undecided whether to bring this fireman named Lu Ba to meet Reed by force, or to have a friendly exchange.

……

But the disgusted expression of this Tinder person really deserves a beating.

Huoliao touched his nose depressedly: "You... seem to hate me."

Lu Ba nodded. Seeing that Huoliao's face showed signs of a sudden change, he shook his head again, and finally concluded calmly: "Cultural differences."

O___, O! !As a qualified fire planet cultural transfer recorder, Huoliao said that he was a little injured and could hardly bear the desire to transform into the Vajra Rabbit form. He said aggrievedly, "I came here according to the etiquette of the fire planet."

"..." Lu Ba nodded, and said decisively: "Who told you? You have been tricked." Who would have a princess hug with a man in his thirties, and then touch and kiss with a loving mother? Praise him with a calm expression: You are very smart. ——In exchange for those wretches on the earth.Suo Nan, this guy has already been beaten to the ground by himself. ... Well, this situation can only be established within the scope of one's ability.

...unfortunately, now is the exception.

Lu Ba didn't know if this man would turn into a three-story orangutan roguely the next second he punched, and then trampled himself to death.

Being trampled to death by an orangutan——Before setting off for the target planet, Lu Ba seriously imagined various ways of death, such as the aircraft exploding, encountering a terrorist organization, hitting an asteroid... But it really does not include being killed by a King Kong orangutan. Step on this one.

...It's not that you can't die like this.

As a promising young man with a bright future under the glory of the party, Lu Ba felt that he should die with a little more dignity.

Looking around in confusion, with desolation in his eyes, Lu Ba found that this planet, which the United Nations placed high hopes on, might not be much better than the situation on the earth-there are also no big trees and grasslands, no rivers, and the same strong wind. ... Anyway, there are some edible animals such as cattle and sheep on the earth, but here, there are only a group of metal mechanical animals with a dazzling metallic luster under the illumination of an unknown light source.

After seeing a giraffe among a group of mechanical rhinos, hippos, elephants, and horses watching him, Lu Ba silently looked away.

Turning his eyes, he met the bearded man, who narrowed his small black eyes and smiled with big white teeth: "Welcome to Walter Planet."

Master duel, the first secret: the enemy does not move, I do not move.

Lying on a couch similar to a throne, the mechanical cheetah, which is four times the size of an ordinary cheetah, squinted. The sections of white gold metal leopard tails glowed with a cold metallic luster, and they flicked from time to time. After he raised his eyelids and glanced at him the moment he entered the military tent, he squinted his eyes for the rest of the time, barely showing a little bit of laziness.

And Lu Ba straightened his back, raised his chin slightly, put his legs together, and put his hands close to the seams of his trousers. He naturally stood in a standard soldier posture.

The two stalemate for a long time.

Lu Ba remained motionless, listening to the bearded man chattering in his ear to the leopard on the soft couch.

And that big cat has always been a bird lover.

Is this going to blow the sky upside down?

Lu Ba silently compared this animal with the commander of the Celestial Space Command—whose nostril is closer to God?

Finally, half an hour later, the leopard on the couch moved.

Flicking its tail, it stood up.

After the metal is folded, the luster of the metal begins to degenerate and become soft, and the sound of the wheel shaft's rotation and friction gradually softens and disappears, and the appearance of the metal no longer becomes soft skin.

In the strong light, Lu Ba could barely see it, like Huoliao. Not surprisingly, Cheetah turned into a person.

……

When the eyes re-adapted and no longer became sore due to the strong light stimulation, Lu Ba saw a handsome black-haired man in a dark blue military uniform and black leather boots sitting where the cheetah was lying on its stomach.

……

It has to be said fairly that this man has won over his own commander in appearance.

Lu Ba was a little startled, frowned, and quietly concealed his emotions—what the hell, why is the leadership of this planet so young?

"Tinder."

The magnetic and deep voice came from the man on the seat. He bent his fingers slightly, and his knuckles with white gloves lightly tapped on the armrest of the soft couch.

"..."

Lu Ba glanced at Huoliao—why doesn't this guy speak with a Northeast accent?

Huo Liao glanced back - because the boss loves to learn, so now it is not a translator, but a real conversation, it is an honor, you.

Lu Ba - honor your sister.

Huoliao bared his teeth and cracked his mouth.

Lu Ba retracted his gaze: "Hi, I'm from Earth, and my name is Lu Ba."

"Reed." The man raised his eyebrows.

so cool...

Leaving aside the fact that he is good-looking and young, this guy is simply unbelievable.

For a moment, Lu Bayi felt a sense of disapproval as an elderly person, and then felt that he was very second-how free is this, and quality education has come to other planets?

……

The first priority is to get home.

Yes, back to Earth.

So Lu Ba bowed his knees and saluted from a country he didn't even know: "Honorable Lord Reed, may I ask if you can help me return to my planet."

Hearing this sentence, the first person who seemed to have a violent reaction was Huoliao. This guy seemed to be ignited instantly, and he was about to jump excitedly——

But Reed sneered and waved back.

The man tilted his head and looked at Lu Ba jokingly, as if he had told a big joke: "Go back to Earth?"

Lu Ba had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, Reed waved his long and slender index finger, and finally put it on his lips, and said in a voice that was gentle enough for the three people in the military tent to hear: "No, yes, yes."