King Kong all over the place

At the critical moment, Lu Ba lost the chain again.

Amidst the whistling wind, Lu Ba watched the crowd as if he had seen a ghost, and Dezi snarled furiously on the ground, and then silently accepted Hei Liao's enthusiastic gaze, Uncle Lu was not stupid, Uncle Lu knew, Little friend Reed said something terrible again.

...Unfortunately, that fellow speaks Vatel.

So apart from understanding the two personal pronouns "he" and "I" and the noun "person", Lu Ba doesn't know what Reed is talking about... because Ma Lu hasn't taught basic grammar. .

Lu Ba's curiosity has been ignited ragingly, like ten thousand elephants galloping past.

A good man will never give in to the word "uneducated"!

Questions for the final exam of the second grade of primary school - please use the three words "he", "I" and "person" to form a complete sentence, and you can add some related words appropriately, and the required number of words is within 25.

C1: He is human like me?

God horse stuff! ... Lao Tzu is a human being, and you are a Transformer.overthrow.

C2: He's not like me, but a human?

... Although this is reliable, it is not logically consistent with the preceding and following sentences of the previous dialogue.overthrow.

C3: Am I his?

... The little bird and the Reed Emperor? !Ah ha ha ha ha =___=.

C4: Is he my man?

...Majestic, domineering and unreasonable, is Reid's style.The logic is smooth and the sentences are short, which is really a good choice for the correct answer.

Lu Ba: "Your Highness, the conscience of heaven and earth, although I have lived with you for many days, unfortunately we are still pure bunk beds for the time being, a friendly brotherhood! I am not yours, and I don't want you!"

On the other side of the mountain, the emperor who had just announced his bold words slapped a huge metal wing, and the sharp edge brushed past his burning scalp. The former was neither surprised nor annoyed by Lu Ba's supernatural powers and boldness, but was just cold Nodding with a straight face, he said calmly, "Can you understand what I just said?"

"...I guessed it." Lu Ba was very honest, "Did you guess right?"

"Guess right." Reed clapped his hands twice, "How about a reward with a whip?"

"Caomin thanks His Highness for your kindness, but Caomin is very busy." Lu Ba shook his head and grabbed Hei Liao's shoulders, "Caomin is going home with this rebel right now."

--"well said!!!"

A rough voice broke through the air, and he turned his face to see that it was Huoliao who had been fanning the flames and pretending to be dead. At this moment, this guy looked excited, and the bearded man trembled anxiously: "Lu Ba, remember the day after tomorrow. Put more incense sticks on my mother, and tell her that the eldest son is not filial, and next year, when my younger brother dies, I will visit her old man!"

"Can your father understand so many lines? I still have to look up the dictionary and translate it into Vatel, which is a lot of work!" Lu Ba rubbed his chin, "Is your brother in charge?"

"Three meals plus supper, no laundry!" ˋ(°▽,°) Huoliao smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Across the cliff, Lu Ba waved his paw at Reed, whose face was as black as Baogong's: "The salary is higher than here, so I'll quit. I won't write the resignation letter. You're in vain!"

Reed looked at Huoliao, who was in full bloom in spring, with a blank expression.

Huoliao restrained his smile, at this moment, Erkang possessed his body and put on a sad face: "Lu Ba, Vettel's future is entrusted to you, you... still can't leave~~=...="

It’s not bad to bring back Huoliao and bring back the Tinder person. Thinking of it this way, Heiliao is very cooperative in transformation, but at the moment when Lu Ba’s half leg stepped on his back, he suddenly heard Reed’s heavenly voice——

"Huoliao lent you for three days, and the fireman will return it to me."

"Okay."

Hei Liao agreed with a smile without hesitation.

Lu Ba raised half of his legs and froze in the air, then silently retracted: "Hei Liao, can you have a little self-consciousness and dignity as a rebel?"

"I betrayed my country because of my brother, he is my self-consciousness and dignity." Heiliao replied confidently.

Lu Ba said expressionlessly, "I'm so moved that I'm about to cry."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and asked Huoliao who was bound by chains from nowhere on the other side of the cliff: "What do you think?"

Huoliao: "I, want, vomit!"

well.

... Brother is not friendly, brother is very respectful.

……

The hostage handover ceremony is simple.

Reed carried Huoliao, flapped his wings and skimmed over the opposite cliff without any pressure, pushed Huoliao to Heiliao, stretched out his long hand, and took Lu Ba into his arms.

"Stay well, don't commit suicide." After saying this to Huoliao, Reed transformed, and the leopard's big paw patted Lu Ba's buttocks, "Come up."

Lu Ba stood still.

Leopard repeated impatiently: "Come up, go back."

Lu Ba obediently climbed onto Reed's back.

Over there, I don’t know what Heiliao has done to coerce Huoliao into a small and easy-to-carry mouse form, still tied with five flowers and rice dumplings, like the special snack of a certain area that Lu Ba has heard of before——Spiced mouse.

What surprised Lu Ba was that people seemed to have no objection to His Highness's behavior of exchanging love for himself.

...including Huoliao himself.

Well, though he was crying.

Although Hei Liao has a ferocious face, he can still be gentle. He raised a finger and lazily wiped the eyes of the mechanical mouse: "Okay, don't cry." After a pause, he said, "In three days, we will It can be fun."

As soon as the words fell, Hei Liao laughed brightly, and Huo Liao cried even harder.

——"Have you seen enough?"

The man's dull voice came from below, Lu Bayi lowered his head, inexplicably: "Why don't you take off yet?"

"..." Don't you want to watch the show as if you are reluctant to leave? "Pull out the rest of the hair by the way."

"what?"

"Your testing continues."

... Lu Ba snorted, and raised his hand to touch the two precious Luwen bird tail feathers stuck in his back - he didn't lose them after such a toss.

Then he turned his head and saw a Luwen bird walking side by side with him.

Lu Wenniao: "..."

Lu Ba: "..."

Pulling out Ya's tail hair easily, Lu Ba was a little horrified - what's the matter, just now the two hairs were made like acrobatics, and it took a lot of effort to get it, but now it's changed. Is it as simple as rafting and folding lotus root? !

Reed brand royal aircraft can automatically adjust the direction, automatically lock the target, the flight speed is fast, without bumps, and has a high safety factor.

Holding ten hairs in his hand, he crawled off Reed's back in full view, Lu Ba finally understood why Lord Reed said "by the way" to pluck the hairs, because...

The whole process was really easy.

It takes no more than 5 minutes before and after.

After touching the big head of the saber-toothed tiger that rushed over to rub against him, Lu Ba asked angrily, "Is this considered a foul?"...it was simply cheating.

"Take your hand off his head." Reed walked back to his seat with graceful steps, without looking back.

Lu Ba and the saber-toothed tiger were at a standstill.

"Otherwise I'll give you 59 points."

Lu Ba did not hesitate to keep a safe distance from the saber-toothed tiger, and the huge mechanical tiger made a low, purring animal sound from its throat to express its dissatisfaction.

"No way, tyrant dictatorship." Lu Ba shrugged at Tokuko, "I'll go find you after the exam."

Tokuko bowed his head and walked away from him.

Lu Ba looked around and was thinking about where to go. Over there, the leopard lying on the seat had already said, "Come here."

Turning his face to look at the leopard lying there with its big head resting on its forelimbs, Lu Ba hesitated for a while, an unexplainable emotion flashed in his eyes, and finally recovered his expressionless face, and walked to his side.

"sit."

……

"sit."

……

"I don't speak Chinese?" Seeing that the visitor was standing beside him and refused to move, Reed was a little anxious, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what he was anxious about, so his tone became stiff and cold.

"Where should I sit?" The entire long chair was taken up by your huge body.

"In my arms." Reed pointed to the small area between his limbs.

Lu Bage responded for a while, but for some unknown reason, he became very obedient and sat down obediently.Moving his buttocks, he felt the metal breath surrounding his body was chilly.

...if only Reed was furry.

Lu Ba absent-mindedly wandered about, and gradually focused on the people who continued to conduct the test.

The crowd still applauded when it should, and cheered when it should.

The episode just now didn't seem to have any effect on them.

The occupant of the vacated chair above the emperor was taken away, and no one cared.

Including Li Li who was sitting on Huoliao's left.

Including Reed.

Looking down at Reed's big head concentrating on the test, Lu Ba pursed his lips, but couldn't tell what he wanted to do.

just like……

From the last moment, I suddenly realized that the people of the Vatel planet are the Vatel people.

Even if they look human, they are not.

……

After a month or so, Lu Ba finally figured out a problem - he doesn't really belong here.

I want to see the Lu style two or three times five six seven.

I want to offer incense to Boss Lu.

I want to see the old man and lady of the Lu family.

"...I want to go home."