King Kong all over the place

"I want to go home."

After speaking, Lu Ba felt that he was very sensational, his nose was sore, and he was moved again.

Reed didn't even lift his eyelids, but he flicked the tip of his tail, rubbed the back of Lu Ba's neck, gave a grunt, and said nothing.

Is this a promise?Or are you not listening at all?Lu Ba shut up resentfully, and simply started to watch the test intently.

The person who was taking the test turned into a jackal, and wanted to imitate Tokuko to follow the tree on the edge of the cliff to complete the task, but who knows that maybe his foot slipped, causing him to accidentally stumble and fall off the branch!Lu Ba's heart tightened, and in the next second, Li Li, who was sitting next to him, left her seat as quickly as an arrow, and in the process of running, she transformed into an eagle, plunged headlong into the cliff and grabbed the girl in time. A man who lost his footing flapped his huge wings, and finally put the man on the flat ground beside the cliff.

After that, he returned to his position without looking back, and changed back to human form.

The whole process was quick and neat. Lu Ba watched quietly, and as expected, he saw indifference and disdain in Li Li's eyes.

"waste."

The deep voice that belonged to Reed made a fair assessment.

vicious.Lu Ba pouted, condemning in his heart.He picked the leopard's ears absently, and then discovered an interesting phenomenon - if you scratch the base of the ear, the guy's ears will naturally fall down and stick to his head.

Lu Ba thought for a while, and poked the small hole in front of the ear again.

The leopard's ears quivered a few times quickly, as if it had bumped into a certain nerve.

Lu Ba is excited.

Can't help but reach out and poke again.

The ears trembled again, then fell against the head, and then stood up again.

Looking down at Reed, this guy was still lazily resting his head on his forelegs, motionless, and seemed not to be affected in the slightest.

After poking back and forth countless times, Reed's flat and blunt voice pierced——

"Have enough fun?"

"..." Lu Ba's hands froze in the air, and finally let out an embarrassed smile, "You have feelings..."

The leopard didn't answer his words, but got up anyway, stretched out its big paws, and easily pushed the unsuspecting Lu Ba down on the wide seat, and pressed his heavy and cold paws on Lu Ba's chest. As soon as Lu Ba opened his eyes, he saw a piece of The light was blocked by Reed's huge body.

"Impatient?" The paw moved and increased its strength. Reid lowered his head and sniffed between Lu Ba's neck.

Transformers also breathe? ! =口=... Shocked by the hot air coming out, Lu Yamu put on a face and forgot to let this guy get up for a while.

Seeing that Lu Ba didn't make a sound, Reed only regarded him as acquiescing, stuck out his big cold tongue, licked Lu Ba's lips, paused, and said, "Then let's go back to the tent and take a nap, huh?"

Being licked by a leopard, Lu Ba couldn't accept it—it's a Transformer and you still have saliva! !Do you dare not have a complete set of functions? !

A light cough from Lili next to him woke him up, and he clasped the leopard's big head with both hands with a slap, and inserted his thumb into the gap between the leopard's fangs. Lu Ba desperately pushed Reed back, cursing as he pushed: "Can you pay attention to the influence in the public?"

"What do I want to do depends on their eyes?" Reed sneered at Lu Ba's shyness (...).

"Being an emperor can you be shameless?" Lu Ba was surprised by Reed's morality.

"I care about everything, so what's the point of me doing it in front of me?" Reid let go of Lu Ba, and squatted aside with some displeasure. Lu Ba glanced at him, and found that Ya seemed to be a little angry.

... Childish (￣▽￣").

Lu Ba patted the leopard's head soothingly, and scratched the base of the leopard's ears: "I will tell you a fairy tale later, and your world will be complete after listening to it." So don't be angry, or how will I go down the mountain later?

"what story?"

"The Emperor's New Clothes."

"...What good stories can you tell from your mouth?" Reed jumped off the seat, stood beside the seat, turned to look at Lu Ba who was still squatting on the seat, "Come up."

"Where?"

"Go back to the tent, didn't you say you wanted to go back?"

"When did I say—" Swallowing the last word, Lu Ba knew that Reed had misunderstood him, and scratched his head. I said, why did this guy agree so readily, spit.

"Well, the test is not over yet?" Lu Ba stretched his neck and looked into the distance.

"It's lunch time after the end," Reed flicked his tail impatiently, "Let's go?"

"..." Lu Ba looked at Li Li, who waved at him with a smile and mouthed 'You are in vain'.

Lu Ba stood on the chair, stepped on his legs, and gracefully straddled Reed's back.

……kindness?This is a great inspiration. In the future, I have to be a special tiptoe for riding up and down the mount, so as not to damage the image every time.

Lu Ba lay on top of Reed, enjoying the treatment of "Lu Wenshan going down the mountain the fastest". By the way, he struggled for a while, should he communicate with Reid about returning to Earth? After all, the aircraft is in the center of the camp, and he can't carry it on his back Reed hauled it away for repairs above board.

On the way back, Lu Babai, who was tired of looking at the scenery, was so bored that he squeezed the leopard's ears: "Hey, I'll read you a poem when I get back."

"..."

"Why don't you forget it now?"

"..."

"'The spring night is bitter and the days are high, and the emperor will not go to court early'. It is about Tang Xuanzong, who married a beautiful woman, and then stopped the morning meeting, and then the officials came to advise——"

"To shut up."

"It's about an emperor like you, who brings his family members back to take a nap before finishing the formula."

"..."

"...Wait, it seems that I have scolded myself."

"……laugh."

"What you just said doesn't count, you'd better forget that verse."

"Stupid."

……

...Do the audience understand?

So far, Uncle Lu Ba still thinks that it is still negotiable to let him go back to the earth, and change a beautiful girl to complete the mission that sounds like "mating" with this group of Transformers.

……

So during the lunch time with love, a single spark unfortunately finally started a prairie fire.

Lu Ba put a piece of Luwenniao's barbecue into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it, then picked up an unknown vegetable, and shrank it into his mouth inch by inch like a rabbit.

...and had a great time.

Reed looked worried.

"You haven't learned court etiquette yet?"

"What?" Lu Ba looked up blankly as he picked up half of the vegetables.

"How do you enter the palace like this?" Reed pointed to the rice grains beside his mouth unbearably.

Lu Ba retracted the vegetables into his mouth, chewed and swallowed them indiscriminately, and asked, "Enter the palace?"

"...Don't you think we'll live in this tent for the rest of our lives?"

"...I didn't think so." I will return to Earth sooner or later, who will spend the rest of my life with you ==.

Reed nodded, and his eyes softened slightly when talking about the capital: "St. Tutan, the capital of the kingdom, is far away from here, about half a month's journey away. It is very prosperous, and you will like it."

Lu Ba calmly lifted the tablecloth, wiped his mouth, and removed the rice grains from his mouth by the way: "Your Highness Reed."

"I do not want to hear."

"You have to listen," Lu Ba put down the tablecloth, "I can't go with you."

bah—

The slightly gentle atmosphere before was gone, and as soon as Lu Baba finished speaking, Reed slapped the table fiercely: "You must come with me!"

Here comes the fight of life and death!Lu Ba took a deep breath, expressionless: "I asked Mr. Ma Lu, what your scriptures mean is to... unite with the people of Earth."

... Lu Ba refrained from using the word "mating", that, as the chief earth representative and diplomat, the words should be elegant.

"That's right." Reid nodded with a stinky face.

"I won't have a baby." Lu Ba breathed a sigh of relief, "This is the key."

"..."

"I don't have that function." Is it possible to use the abdominal cavity to conceive a small Transformer?The doll is still in the abdomen before going to sleep, and when you wake up, you suddenly find that the doll has moved to your chest? ...Stop joking Hey! =_,=

"Malu didn't tell you that people from Planet Vater, male or female, can—"

"He said it, but I'm from Earth." Lu Ba raised his hands, looking very innocent, and shrugged with not-so-innocent gloating in his eyes.

...It seems that Ma Lu didn't tell this bastard that giving birth on Planet Vater is not the way he understands... Reed didn't bother to explain to him so much, but just waved his hand: "I said you can have a child if you can."

"What you said is a fart, have you ever been an earthling?" Lu Ba flipped the table.

"Shut up and eat."

"It's off the ground, it's gone."

The man raised his eyelids and glanced at him, stretched out his hand and pushed the food in front of him to him, Lu Ba snorted and took it away without saying thank you on purpose. (…)

Because today is the day of air testing, everyone is on vacation.Including Malu's classroom.

Lu Ba stayed in the tent after lunch, refusing to leave, leaned close to Reed, propped his chin to watch him change the memorial, and yawned again and again.

Reed squinted at him: "Sleep when you're sleepy."

"Middle-aged people don't sleep well, and they can't sleep at night." Lu Ba shook his head, and started to talk, "Where did Heiliao take Huoliao?"

"...Heiliao's army camp." Reid paused for a while while correcting the memorial, and then said calmly.

"Isn't he afraid that Huoliao will leak military information when he returns?"

"Huoliao won't." Reed said in a natural tone, without any suspicion.

"Why?" Lu Ba became interested.

"Because Heiliao's army is in the Emperor Lotus Mountain Range, you don't need Huoliao to tell me, I know it too."

"Then...why didn't you attack?"

Reed glanced at Lu Ba with a half-smile: "Don't you understand?"

The latter shook his head honestly.

Reed nodded: "If you think about it clearly, just sit in my place for you."

Lu Ba: "..."

Silently spitting on the man who was serious about correcting the memorial, Lu Ba patted his butt and stood up, lay down on the strategic map, and began to measure the distance between Reed's army and the Emperor Lotus Mountain Range with his fingers.

……

This party is all afternoon.

Reed naturally let him to toss, the two did their own things, and spent a wonderful afternoon together during this stay.

In the evening, Lili came back with the list and materials of those who passed the test.

Reed glanced at occupying his own bed. Lu Ba, who was chattering at the moment, hesitated for a moment, and finally made a gesture to Li Li. Li Li understood, and then moved to Li Li's tent to continue the discussion.

The discussion took about three hours.

When I came back, it was already past dinner time, and it was the first time when the lanterns came on, and the soldiers were drinking and chatting around the campfire, which was very lively.

When Reed passed a certain soldier's tent, he found a real winter jasmine next to it.

After thinking about it, I folded three and held them in my hand.

Going back to the tent and raising the curtain, it was quiet inside, and there was no loud chattering noise when leaving—probably went somewhere to eat again.Reed walked around in the tent, and finally inserted the winter jasmine in his hand into the muzzle of the silver gun hanging on the wall, hooked the corners of his lips, and touched the bright yellow flowers on the branches——

Good-looking is good-looking, that is, after leaving the main body, the survival time is not long, and the flowers fade quickly, which can only last for 5 hours.

...But if the guy can come back before the lights are turned off, he can still take a look.

Reed turned and walked back to the desk to continue his work.

……

Before I knew it, three hours had passed.

Reed rubbed his eyebrows, and after checking the time, he couldn't help frowning again.

Looking at the still-unmoving tent curtain, he vaguely felt that something was wrong.

With a sinking heart, he stood up from the table, went to the bookcase and looked through it, took out a small bucket made of old tree logs, opened it, and the emperor's face suddenly became ugly.

The small country map inside is gone.

"Come here—summon Lili, captain of the air defense team—"

……

At this time, Lu Ba was lying on the back of that familiar bird——

"Comrade reverse operation, I announce that Vettel's one-day tour is officially starting, drive—"