King Kong all over the place

Because of global warming, the earth no longer has spring and autumn.The two seasons of summer and winter are dominant, and countless people die every year under the high temperature in summer, and more people disappear in the snow.

But Lu Ba is used to it.

Since he was born, the concept of spring and winter has become blurred.

When Lu Ba started to remember things, the winter jasmine was no longer seen in his homeland.This small yellow flower that blooms in early spring has no fragrance. It grows on long, emerald green branches, by the roadside and by the lake. Every year in March, it blooms quietly without knowing it, as if it happened overnight. The simple six-petal flowers of different colors sway quietly in the spring breeze along with the branches.

Lu Ba couldn't remember exactly which year the winter jasmine disappeared. Even his retired father always frowned when he mentioned this, and couldn't tell the exact year.

In Lu Ba's hometown, everyone regards the winter jasmine as a message of the arrival of spring, as if seeing the words, the next second, even the north wind with snow can be interpreted as a warm spring breeze.

……

At this moment, Lu Ba sucked his nose and was freezing, standing in the biting cold wind, horrified and found the winter jasmine by a certain lake near the campsite of Reed's army in Wa, Te, Er, Xing, Qiu! !

God knows how many years it has been since Lu Ba has seen green living matter in reality.

So when he got excited, he threw a basin of clothes into the bottom of the lake...

Compared with the earth, Vettel's planet seems to magnify the warming of the earth. Although Lu Ba has never seen snow, once the weather turns cold, it will freeze people's noses.According to the information given by Huoliao, it is said that once the weather turns cold, Vettel will not be able to slow down for 7 or 8 months.

So, seeing winter jasmine flowers on the planet Vettel, Lu Ba squeezed his face, wondering what was wrong with him being overly homesick.

……

As for the pot of clothes... it is dedicated to the gods at the bottom of the lake for the winter, and I pray for safety by the way (￣▽￣").

Including today, it has been two weeks since Lu Ba came to Vettel.

The weather in the first week was only a little bit cool, which could barely be called the legendary "autumn breeze", but since the battle with Heiliao, the weather suddenly turned cold.

As the weather got colder, Reid also began to change his ways to deal with moths.

The first thing to do was to forcibly demolish Lu Ba's nest.

In the past, Lu Ba had been laying the floor in Huoliao’s general’s tent. Now, because it seemed that he had changed hands inexplicably, Lu Ba was asked to change places and play the floor in Reed’s tent. .

...The audience can barely understand it as living together before marriage.

The reality is that, according to Reed, he doesn't raise anyone who is free.

After changing the place, the thing Lu Ba was laying on seemed to become a little thicker and softer, but this became the beginning of another tragedy.

Still according to Reed's words, it is recorded in a certain anthology on the earth-Zi said: Serving the king can be done to the body.

But because Lu Ba couldn't even change a mouse, according to Huoliao, His Highness Reed had been thinking for a long time but couldn't find a job in the army to match his ability stage.In the end, he had no choice but to rely on Lu Ba's powerful backer (a powerful backer: the floor shop in the emperor's tent), walk through the back door, and reluctantly promoted him to be a laundry man.

When the snot flows down, it turns into ice sticks, and when the white water vapor comes out, it turns into frost and falls to the ground, glorious laundry man.

……

This is true?racism.

Zi also said: What you don't want for yourself, you have nothing to give to others. ==convex

Stretching his head to look at the clothes that had long since disappeared in the ice hole he dug, Lu Ba put his hips on his hips expressionlessly.That basin was all His Highness Reed's clothes.

After thinking for a long time, Lu Ba decided to give up the basin of clothes, carefully moved to the cluster of winter jasmine lace, folded three of them, returned to a large pile of clothes, and put them in the empty water basin.

Knowing that there was no fragrance, Lu Ba nervously went up to sniff it. Even though he only asked about the unique fragrance of plants, he still felt refreshed.

The mood became inexplicably better, and Lu Ba even felt that the facial muscles that had always been paralyzed suddenly started to move, and the corners of his mouth seemed to curl up.

Turning around, he picked up a pile of washed clothes, and together with the winter jasmine, Lu Ba hummed a song, and walked into the camp very ripplingly.

As for the clothes that Reed dedicated to the gods at the bottom of the lake, it is good for him to accumulate virtue ╮(￣▽￣")╭.

Anyway, you can't stuff me into an ice hole.

Hahaha.

……

Back in the tent, Reed is not there.

Lu Ba wiped his face, but the corners of his mouth still raised unconsciously.

So humming a song, I turned around in the tent, but couldn't find the vase.Lu Ba frowned slightly in distress, and finally, when he glanced at a certain silver object silently hanging on the wall, his eyes lit up.

He continued humming, and inserted the winter jasmine into the muzzle of Reed's golden finger ray gun.

The size is just right, just enough to insert three branches.

"Artwork~" Lu Ba squinted his eyes to appreciate his masterpiece for a long time, and finally sighed.

This scene all fell into the eyes of Reed who had just stepped into his tent.

His Highness narrowed his eyes, and looked at the three swaying branches in the muzzle of the gun on the wall calmly.

Glancing at Lu Ba again, a hint of mockery flashed in his eyes.

At this time, the latter was looking at him with a bright smile on his face.

Lu Ba: "I'm back."

Reed nodded, responded lightly, took off his leather gloves, and put his hands on the long sword standing beside the tent door.

"You guys, it's still blooming in winter~~" Still smiling.

"Well, it's just that kind of thing." Reid responded to him with admiration, and then sat back on his soft couch, looking at Lu Ba's uncharacteristic behavior with a half-smile. Once this paralyzed uncle smiles, he seems to be able to see the crow's feet Yes, it really has a different flavor (ugly).

"I know, winter jasmine - do you have such a name?"

winter jasmine?Reed thought for a while, and it was easy to think of the corresponding earth plants in his memory...it really looks alike.Reed curled his lips and did not answer.

Seeing that Reid ignored him, Lu Ba was still smiling, his eyes narrowed.He turned around indifferently, folded his clothes, put them next to the pillow, folded the quilt after folding, and started to help Reed make the bed.

Reed propped his chin with one hand, leaning lazily on the soft step to watch him come and go.

"Oh." Lu Ba patted his head, his face suddenly enlightened.

It turns out that this face can make so many vivid expressions.Reid raised his eyebrows, and the smile in his eyes deepened.

However, what Lu Ba said made him unable to laugh.

"Reed, the suit you changed last night is gone."

Reed choked, and asked after a while, "Where did you go?"

"I saw the winter jasmine - you know, I haven't seen the winter jasmine for many years. Then I got excited and kicked your clothes and pots into the lake. Well, your coat seems to be made of animal fur, no Is it very precious?" Lu Ba tilted his head, troubled.

……

It's just that the look that seems to be troubled, but the eyes are lax and has no intention of repentance is very annoying.

Reed smiled back, but the smile didn't reach his eyes: "It's not expensive, the fur of the flaming mink is nothing more than that." It's just a coat like that, made only from the softest inner fur of the flaming ermine's abdomen, it is soft and soft. But it has a strong defensive ability, and it is generally invulnerable to sharp blades. One has to kill a thousand flame minks to complete it.

"Oh," Lu Ba nodded earnestly, "Emotion is still a mink coat."

Reed looked at him, knowing he had something to say.

Sure enough, someone smiled with relief: "No wonder it sank to the bottom so fast."

Reed: "..."

In the spirit of dedication, Lu Ba picked up another basin of clothes: "I sent the clothes to Huoliao, but my hands hurt, and I couldn't wring them out well, and if I sent them later, they would turn into ice cubes."

Reed was taken aback, as if he had just remembered something, he was enjoying himself just now, so he frowned slightly: "Spread your hands."

Lu Ba was stunned for a moment, then let out an oh, put down the basin, and spread his hands. Before Reed could react, he himself let out an oops.Reed looked at him speechlessly.

Lu Ba is very innocent, and his small eyes are dripping with water: "I don't even know when it bleeds."

laugh.

Reed pursed his thin lips, got up and found some medical bandages among a pile of gear wrench welding and healing wire guns, and pulled Lu Ba's paws with a cold face, giving him a circle Wrap around.

Lu Ba stood by the couch stupidly, seeing the man sitting on the couch seemed to be seriously wounding himself, his heart moved, and he blurted out: "Thank you."

Reed paused.

Lu Ba withdrew his hand and said seriously, "Well, I didn't specifically throw your clothes into the lake."

Reed glanced up at him.

"Actually, I think Huoliao's clothes can keep you warm. You don't have to wear mink fur just to look good. Not to mention it's inconvenient for you to move around, and it's also troublesome for me to wash." Lu Ba picked up a pile of clothes and smiled: "Then I'm leaving." He turned and walked out of the big tent without looking back.

……

As a result, as soon as Lu Ba left, Huo Liao lifted up the swollen curtain, poked a head in, and his beard was frozen one by one: "Your Highness?"

"Come in."

The fire was so hot that he hurried in, stomped his hands and feet, and laughed: "It's still warm here, Your Highness. Alas, why didn't you see that kid Lu Ba?"

"I'm sending you clothes."

"Oh," Huo Liao replied absent-mindedly, looking around, he was suddenly caught by the extra objects on the wall, "huh?"

Reed raised an eyebrow.

"How can there be Sai Erhua here?"

"Could it be that I picked it?" Reed lay back on the couch without interest, and sneered.

"Yeah...it's still inserted here...ahha, that boy Lu Ba, there's a very wretched little beast living in his heart." Huoliao gloated and took out the three branches from the muzzle of his wronged gun, and held them in the After looking at it in his hand, one hand suddenly turned into a mechanical claw, destroying the three bright green branches without hesitation.Then he turned his face and asked Reid, "Your Highness, is that kid not affected?"

"Yes, seriously."

When Huoliao heard it, he gloated: "I haven't seen him smile yet."

"It's so ugly." Reed's muffled voice came from the bedding, "Look at it and put your eyes on it."

Huoliao cheerfully destroyed the branches, planning to wait for Lu Ba to come back and ask him where he found this thing.In fact, Saier flower is not a common flower. It may only grow near the water source in cold winter. There are sharp barbs on the branches, and yellow ordinary flowers will bloom when they mature.After using it, it makes people feel refreshed, and their mood becomes better unconsciously, and they can remain unmoved by even the worst things.Burn the flowers and drink the ashes mixed with ice water, which is helpful for intercourse and is a must-have product for home use.

There are members sent by the department in charge of housework in the army, so for the soldiers who have been fighting for a long time, this thing is more real than subsidies-spiritual supplies?

Huoliao smiled happily and pulled his beard: "Your Highness, will your daughter-in-law borrow it from us later?"

"Take it."

His Highness waved his hand generously.

"Then I'm going—" Huo Liao couldn't wait to go out happily.

"and many more."

"What's wrong?" Huoliao paused, hanging in the air.

"What are you here for?"

"...to keep warm, my fire is broken."

"……roll."