King Kong all over the place

Afterwards, I don't know if Huoliao really asked Lu Ba to lead the way, until the time of dinner, when Reed was halfway through the meal, the emperor's tent was suddenly lifted silently, followed by a certain person whose face had recovered from the state of facial paralysis. people.

Reed put down the silverware in his hand.

Lu Ba raised his head and glanced at him, an abnormal blush appeared on his face, and he turned away quickly.

Yo, also know the shame.Amused in Reed's heart, he slowly picked up the cutlery again, and picked a piece of fresh fruit on the plate.

"..." Lu Ba silently walked beside him and stood there for a while, "Sorry."

Reed looked up at him.

Lu Ba sighed slightly: "I don't know what kind of plant that is...and put it in your muzzle." There was a trace of imperceptible disappointment in his tone of voice, if you put two rabbit ears on him , I'm afraid it's weak and drooping at this time, it's poor.Reed's heart moved, and he felt that this person's expression was uglier than the smirk just now.

Reed cleared his throat, not thinking of an answer for a while.

Lu Ba thought that Reed hadn't forgiven himself, and he felt a deeper apology—in the education Lu Ba had received since he was a child, personal guns, exclusive weapons, and aircraft represented personal dignity to a certain extent.They can be damaged and crashed while performing tasks, but insults to them are never allowed.

Like putting flowers on the muzzle of a gun.

After Lu Ba woke up, he was in a very depressed mood. When he took Huoliao to collect the evil Sai Erhua, Lu Ba seriously thought about whether he should just follow the pot of clothes and jump down from the ice hole he dug before. , Dedicate yourself to the gods at the bottom of the lake.

Lu Ba stood beside Reed with a serious face and reflected. His Royal Highness ignored him. After taking a sip of wine casually, he lowered his eyes: "Do you know that being uneducated is terrible?"

Lu Ba choked.

"Go to the cultural officer to supplement the knowledge of the planet. You can't do this. If you take it out, you will be laughed at by the emperors of other planets."

take it out?Other planets in the neighborhood?

"I will arrange it. You must also learn Vettel's military terms." Reed knocked on the table and made up his mind on his own. When he looked up, he saw Lu Ba standing silently next to him with a blank expression on his face. Youshen still didn't understand, Reid endured it, whether he resisted kicking it or not.

……

Can't someone be replaced on the fire planet?

...Anyone will do.

Anyway, anyone is stronger than this wood, tsk! =_,=

"What are you doing standing there? I don't want you to feed me. Now, go find Huoliao and eat." Reed said coldly.

Lu Ba nodded, said oh, turned around and left, raised the curtain, looked back at Reed, seemed to have something to say, but Reed stared back.

Lu Ba left, and Reed was left alone at the table to tangle. The young emperor now felt that in order to keep his capable person, he would not be deceived by the blue face, and he seemed to be getting retribution for robbing his wife.

……

How about grabbing back such a product?

Reed thought about it, and felt that he had made the worst deal in his life.

The next day, Lu Ba joined the study brigade in the army.

The one who teaches the underage children in the military camp is an old man who can't change anything except cats when he gets old, and he refuses to leave the army even if he dies. Reed doesn't know what he can do to steal a man Hooked on the wrong thread and agreed to him to stay.

……

Huo Liao said this.

On the spot, he was cast aside by Lu Ba for having bad views and treating elders with disrespect.

Huo Liao didn't take it seriously, the bearded man moved, and continued to popularize the character information.The name of this old man is Malu, and he was Xiao Qibu in Reed's father's era.

When Huoliao talked about Reed's father, Lu Ba glanced at him, Huoliao half-spoken, and felt that he couldn't continue: "What are you doing?"

Lu Ba: "No."... Reid also has a father ==.

Huoliao: "Without your sister, it's all written on her face. It's strange that His Highness Reed has a father? Otherwise, he jumped out of a rock? Who doesn't have parents yet."

Lu Ba shook his head: "Huoliao, you think too much." How could you guess so accurately, this guy can't read minds, right? одо...

This Malu is quite old, at least he has been a soldier all his life, so he was embarrassed to send him to the kitchen or to be a laundry man, so he became a teacher in the end, and set up a tent next to Huoliao’s general’s tent. The school is dedicated to teaching the new little fighters some basic knowledge.

……

For the sake of the old man's self-esteem, Reed also specially set up an institution called the Ministry of Culture, and one member of the institution was named a cultural officer.Purpose: To deal with illiterates like Lu Ba. Slogan: Eliminate illiteracy and create military language integration.

……

The moment Lu Baqian stepped into the school, he froze in mid-air.

He began to seriously consider whether to go back.

Reed, who personally escorted him to report, followed behind him, his expressionless face completely dismissing his miss: "Don't think about it."

Lu Ba looked back at Reid.

Reed looked back calmly and firmly.

Lu Ba turned his head silently, looking desperately at the vigorous old Mr. Ma Lu, waving a mighty ruler in his hand, chasing and pulling a mechanical duck jumping up and down. Voice.

A group of little kids next to them clapped their hands, screamed and laughed wildly, and sang a song collectively.

The lyrics are in Vatel, and Lu Ba couldn't understand them.

But the melody Lu Ba is very familiar with, it should be translated into Chinese like this——

"There is a group of ducks passing by the bridge in front of the door. Come and count them, two, four, six, seven, eight, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, I can't count how many ducks..."

At Lu Bayi's age, he really didn't expect to live to be 32 years old and still go to kindergarten.

At this time, there was a little fat man sitting in the first row with sharp eyes, who first spotted Lu Ba and his wife, his little face was so excited, he jumped up, and screamed childishly, "Your Highness!!!"

The classroom suddenly fell silent.

Malu stopped chasing, and the little duck quickly turned into another little fat man when he saw this, and swung back to his table.

Suddenly being paid attention to by the group, Reed was taken aback for a moment, and then he got used to returning to his indifferent expression.He walked into the tent and touched the little fat man's head.

That posture is like a national leader in a military parade, except for one sentence: Comrades have worked hard, and comrades are tanned.

... Your Highness is even darker.

You can't leave any pitfalls in your life. Lu Ba looked down calmly and looked down, happy in his heart to complete the conversation.

Then he paid a terrible price——

"His Royal Highness brought concubine Ai to class!!!" The little fat man pulled the translator, adjusted to the Tianchao channel, and threw out a powerful sentence with a smile.

The fake loving smile on Reed's face froze.

Lu Ba was also speechless.

Whose family's child is this... It's fine to say that he is a concubine, but he still loves his concubine!Love what love!Is rhetoric so messed up? ! ! == Convex "Your Highness." Malu had also heard about this Tinder person from an extraterrestrial, and knew the importance of his identity, so he put down his ruler, shook his long white beard, and saluted respectfully, "Princess."

Reed supported Malu, and seemed to be very gentle to the old man: "Teacher, you don't need to be too polite. Today I just sent... Aifei to learn some basic knowledge. The teacher doesn't need special care."

……

Translate: I just dropped by to send him over, you don't have to look at my face and hold your hands and feet, you should still smoke as usual.

What a clean and honest emperor.

Lu Ba was so moved that his heart burst into tears.

"I have something to discuss with General Huoliao. Let me go first. Teacher, please continue the class." Reid pushed two steps, and when he passed Lu Ba, he touched his head, smiled slightly, and said softly: "Love Concubine, study hard."

Lu Ba: "..."

Following Ma Lu's instructions, Lu Ba found his seat.Looking at the desk that was one size bigger than other children, Lu Ba wanted to lie down and cry bitterly before saying——

Is this how people live, huh? ! !

Is this the life of a 32-year-old aspiring young man with a red flower and a wife who just happens to marry, huh? ! !

Flipping through the top textbook at random, Lu Ba's heart surged instantly when he found that there was a red book written in the words of the planet Vatel.

Ma Lu adjusted the translator to the Tianchao channel, glanced at the princess, and found that the princess was sitting in her seat with no expression on her face, as if she was waiting for the lecture, and stroked her white beard in satisfaction: "Today we are going to teach safety knowledge."

... When crossing the road, do you have to grab the clothes of the kid in front of you?

"Article [-] of the "Transformation Rules": Ferocious beasts do not avoid accidentally injuring others unless they are in combat. Minors are prohibited from maintaining them during non-combat time, except for being unable to transform into ferocious star-quasars."

The voice of the road read aloud.

Lu Ba raised his eyebrows. He didn't expect that the transformable type on this planet turned out to be a kind of ability - he always thought that he could change as he wanted.

He raised his head and glanced at the little kids around him. Some of them were obviously frustrated, while some had pride written all over their faces.

……

It seems that the concept of "power supremacy" was started from a baby.

"Article [-] of the "Transformation Rules": Small non-aggressive beasts are only applicable to home life, such as: becoming Hamtaro to make his wife happy-to avoid unnecessary accidents, this article does not apply to minors. "

...This is all messed up, elementary school textbooks don't pay attention to harmony... Lu Ba propped his chin with one hand, bored in every way, thinking that this code has nothing to do with him, whether he should skip a class or something.

……

Well, there are still a few pots of clothes to be washed after class. It seems that skipping class to do the laundry is also a good choice, taking advantage of the cold during the day and night.

"Article [-] of the "Transformation Rules": Investigators choose beasts that are similar to the environment at the time. Do not turn into reptiles. This taboo also applies to life."

Lu Ba moved, huh? ...Don't let it become a bug?Why?

Lu Ba was obviously not alone. The little fat man who was whipped before raised his hand: "Teacher, may I ask why you can't turn into a bug?"

Malu: "Sanzi, where do you get so much why!!"

Third son: "The master said: 'Don't be ashamed to ask your subordinates.'!"

Malu: "...No one else asks!"

...No, I'm quite curious too.Lu Ba silently added the cry in his heart.

Comrade Xiaosan tugged at the little friend next to him: "Dezi is also very curious! Isn't it ~~ Dezi~?!"

The child named Dezi looked innocent: "Why did you hurt me?"

Comrade Xiaosan was not happy: "Obviously you asked me quietly first!!"

Tokuko: "...so you don't know what 'quietly' is."

Malu: "Enough!"

Swah——

The third son transformed into a mechanical duck, flapping its wings and smashing its mouth, ready to escape at any time.

Malu: "Students who have this question, you can ask your father when you go back, maybe they can consider telling you."

Lu Ba: "..."

If you don't understand, go back and ask your parents.

Lu Ba realized—this may be a surprising answer.

then……

that night.

Lu Ba made Reed's bed.

Reed sat at the table and read the report presented below.

Lu Ba suddenly stopped his movements and gave a hum.

Reed raised his eyes, glanced at him, lowered his eyes, and continued to read the file.

Lu Ba thought for a while, walked over to Reed and sat down.

Reed drew a few strokes on a document, stopped and turned to look at him: "What's wrong?"

Lu Ba: "Ask a question?"

"Well," Reed took another document, opened it, glanced at the first line, "You ask."

"Why can't it change into an insect form?" Lu Ba calmly said, "This is a leftover problem after class."

... There are no parents within a radius of hundreds of millions of miles, so ask my husband's head office.