King Kong all over the place

According to Huoliao's later narration, the scene at that time was like this——

His Highness Reid is worthy of being His Highness Reed, even in the face of the situation where the bride is suspected to be his son, he is very able to hold back the scene.

The Shui Tribe's chanting of the Phoenix Sacred Song came to an abrupt end, and the crowd's cheers suddenly stopped as if a hand was stuck around their necks.While everyone was shocked, Reid bent down calmly without frowning, stretched out his hand, and took his son by the back of his neck and brought it into his arms.

"Aww~~" The little leopard happily squinted at his father, flicked his tail, and stayed quietly in his father's arms.

Huoliao rolled and crawled from the crowd to Reed's side.

Reid raised the corners of his mouth, his tone was calm before the storm, and said in a deep voice, "Go find him."

Huo Liao rolled the shit out of Reed and back into the crowd.

Then the emperor waved his hand, announced the advertising time, and took a three-hour break.

A group of ministers of the royal family and the children of the prominent families of the people who did not know whether to leave or stay were left behind, looking at each other bitterly.

……

Dear friends, at this moment, you must be wondering if Uncle Lu Ba left his son and husband and ran away?

Unfortunately, you are wrong again.

As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place.

Although he knew that Lu Ba couldn't fly so fast even with a pair of wings, but at this time even the soldiers at the St. Tutan's Pass were given a temporary and urgent task to search for the figure of the future queen-to-be nearby.

But no one went to the rest room where Lu Ba had been arranged to go directly to the sedan chair.

While people outside were looking for the future princess on their backs, Lu Bazheng squatted in the lounge with a melancholy face, staring blankly at the broken eggshells under the table with red eyes, and the yellow-green viscous liquid dripping everywhere.

Now Lu Ba is regretting his heart and soul, why he didn't tell the truth about Reed's daughter.

……it's good now.

The daughter was broken by him.

Hit, break, break! !

Gone! ! ! ! !

Although Nima's egg is just an egg, after so many days, watching him change from a quail egg to a duck egg and then to a big duck egg, I have feelings! ! !

When I was sleeping with my mouth last night, I already felt that the big duck egg would jump in his arms! !

Pregnancy in October is just a step away, but the doctor tells you that you can’t choose whether to keep the big one or the young one. You want to choose to keep the young one, but because of the pregnancy, you feel dizzy, your intelligence declines, your hands tremble He just put the Gogou on Baoda's side by mistake! ! !

You want to grab the doctor by the corner of his coat and tell him that he made a wrong check and re-tick another one, but the doctor has already turned around and left! ! !

The anesthesia needle has come in! ! !

Before he had time to groan, he passed out and didn't know anything. When he woke up, there was a pool of blood on the operating table telling you that this child really existed, but you didn't even have time to see his dead body! ! !

I saw a puddle of blood when I was pregnant in October! ! !

My heart is bleeding too! !Did you see the bloody face, girl? ! ! !

……

Lu Ba squatted under the table for a long time.

His legs were numb, but he was unconscious.

My mind is in a mess, thinking about things in a mess.He thought that if he hadn't chosen to go back to the room to change his dress at that second, would everything have been different?

If he was right next to him, before the egg rolled out of his pocket and fell off the table, with his reaction speed, even if he didn't know why it dropped a lot in the past few days, he would definitely be able to catch it.

Then his daughter wouldn't be lying under the table in this desolate position in a puddle of some unknown liquid.

……

What about Reed?What would happen if he found out? ...

... By the way, Reed.

What time is it now?

Lu Ba sniffed his nose and looked around in a daze.

Climbing out from under the table, his hand accidentally touched the pile of yellow liquid. Lu Ba quickly withdrew his hand as if he had been scalded by fire. As a result, he lost his balance. His feet lost consciousness due to kneeling for a long time, and his whole body tilted. He slammed into the edge of the table, hitting his head on the foot of the table with precision.

Lu Ba snorted and fell to the ground.I touched the forehead, and it felt moist, and it was indeed bleeding.

...but that's a joke.

... Has the blood of his daughter left all over the place? !

Tell Reed, what will happen to him?

...Smoking yourself a treat is for sure.

But he won't be beaten to death, because if he is smoked to death, there will be no life-this is the same reason that usually no one will accidentally peck an egg and make chicken soup.

next egg...

As soon as the next egg is born, it must be offered as a Buddha! !

Lu Ba was thinking in a trance, and suddenly paused again, and the sadness in his heart swarmed up again-the next egg is the next egg, and this time the daughter is gone!

It's gone before you get married, you don't wear a skirt, you don't have time to call daddy! !

"..." Lu Ba felt that he was going crazy.

When he saw that the sedan chair that should have been parked outside and waited for him was gone, he suspected for a moment that he was having a nightmare—from what Reed said, the sedan chair used for the ceremony had a special design, high-tech sensors, and The movable mode will only be activated if there is something actually sitting in it.

Others are still here.

The sedan chair is gone.

What did you take?Lu Ba scratched his head, floated to the window and sat down like a ghost, thinking, maybe he passed away with his daughter's soul.

……

Reed kicked open the door of the lounge. He was furious, but when he saw this scene, he turned off the fire.

I can't get angry anymore.

The person who originally thought of grabbing him and dragging him away was using Ultraman's body to perform Daiyu's burial of flowers. Reid was also taken aback. Mother's brain is tossed out?

Little Reed groaned aggrievedly, buried his head in Reed's loose robe and refused to come out.

The faint cry caused the person by the window to move.

Lu Shidaiyu thought with a sad face, my daughter is alive, maybe that's how she screams, ouch.Although it's not good to pretend to be a cat like his father, but he is alive anyway.

is alive.

……

Not a pool of blood ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

"..." Lu Ba turned his face and saw Reid standing at the door with a dark face, showing an erratic smile, Lafayette nodded and said, "You're here."

Reed: "..."

What called me here?

Reed snorted coldly: "Do you think I'll let you go if you put on this look?"

Lu Ba nodded: "It's my fault, I absolutely shouldn't..." Choked up.

Reed: "..."

What's happening here?

...It's all about admitting your mistakes so quickly, and you're still choking up? ...

Unexpectedly, the lines that were originally prepared did not match.

This guy is too enlightened, and he knows how to cry?You fucking know that it was wrong for you to run away from marriage and stuff your son into a sedan chair. Sooner or later you will be caught and whipped, and you still dare to do it, and you still have the face to cry after you do it? !

Thinking of this, Reed felt a turbulent storm in his heart again, his face was once again as black as Bao Gong, and he just wanted to say something to calm down the scene when he raised his breath, but before he finished raising his breath, he had another dystocia.

Because the bastard by the window burst into his arms with tears, crying so hard that he felt aggrieved.

At the moment when his mother rushed over like a bull, the little leopard jumped out of his robe with his paws stretched out, and quickly ran to his father's shoulder, lying firmly on his stomach, watching the scene with blue eyes.

It's also thanks to Reed's steady horse stance, as if he didn't move like Mount Tai. Although he was hit with a muffled grunt, he still caught Lu Ba steadily.Holding the strong man Reed in his arms, he was full of evil fire and didn't know where to send it. The person who made the mistake was right in front of his eyes, but he put on such an aggrieved face and cried like Reed himself sent someone to drag him away. It was as if he was not allowed to get on the sedan chair.

"Roar~" Little Reed grabbed his father's ear, clicked his mouth, and spat it out in disgust.

Then his mother nestled in his father's arms, and said in a jiffy, "I'm sorry."

Reed twitched the corners of his mouth and couldn't bear this soft policy. He opened his mouth and wanted to say it's okay, but then he thought about the live broadcast of more than one billion people, it's okay to play a ball!So with a straight face, he pinched Lu Ba's wet chin and forced his face to be lifted from his arms: "You still know how to say sorry?"

Lu Shidaiyu blinked, and there were still drops of water on her wet eyelashes.

The tears of a strong man can also touch people's hearts.

Reed wiped away his tears indiscriminately, and said in a harsh voice, "You cry! I won't beat you if you cry?"

Lu Ba smiled miserably: "You kill me."

"..." Reed choked for a while, looked at the sky and touched his nose resentfully for a long time, "It doesn't seem like..."

"If I had told you earlier..."

"Tell me earlier that you want to run away from marriage? That's not bad. I might go to the Ministry of Criminal Justice to borrow the chains."

"Escaping marriage?" The man in his arms paused, and slightly pushed Reed away.

Reed looked back confidently.

Then I saw Lu Ba take two steps back, with one hand on his hips and a ghost-possessed body, laughing miserably——

"You think I'm running away from marriage?!!—Hahahaha you fucking think I'm running away from marriage?!!!"

Reed: =mouth=.

Lu Ba: "I'm telling you, I lost your daughter!! The egg is broken!! There's blood there!! There's a big puddle!!!"

Reid followed Lu Ba's fingers and saw a large pool of protective fluid under the table.

Blood?

Reed turned his face away silently, and exchanged a glance with his lively son bouncing on his shoulder.

Reed: Blood?

Little Reed: Fart, protective fluid, dear.

Reed: Broken egg?

Little Reed: ...how can I get out if it is not broken?Don't ask too much, dear.

Reed: Girl?

"Oh~" I have a small penis! !

Reed took his son by the back of the neck and shook it in front of the crazy Lu Shidaiyu: "There is a little dick, male."

Lu Ba was quiet, and squinted at Reed: "Which wild man did you take a wild child to stimulate me? Your fucking conscience was eaten by a dog? I tell you, the uncle who lost his son in middle age, is your uncle hurt? -"

Reed threw his son on the table impatiently, bent down to pick up the broken eggshell from the liquid under the table, and threw little Reed into one half of it, and covered it with the other half. Then the whole thing came together in front of Lu Ba, the whole set of movements was done in one go, and said: "Look, it's just right."

Lu Ba fell silent, staring at the egg in Reed's hand with his eyes open.

The little leopard pushed his father's hand away, desperately squeezed out of the egg, wailed and hooked Lu Ba's robed foot and slid up, hugging his mother's thigh.

After roughly figuring out the ins and outs, Reed threw away the broken eggshell in his hand, grabbed the tablecloth to wipe his hands, and raised his eyes to Lu Ba: "Do you think the original egg can be broken if you drop it?"

Lu Ba: "..."

Reed snorted coldly: "I told you to read more books, it's terrible to be uneducated-this is the first time I've said this to you?"

Lu Ba: "..."

……

For a long period of time afterwards, everyone in the palace, headed by Brother Huoliao, who could get in touch with Mrs. Lu Shixianglin seemed to be listening to him repeating a sentence as the beginning of every day's conversation——

"I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I actually thought that the original egg that can't even break an atomic bomb will break if it falls from a one-meter-high table, I'm so stupid, so stupid, don't you think so, right? , I thought, I'm really stupid..."