King Kong all over the place

Reed handed his son to Lu Ba, turned around and entered the room. After the sound of water came from the room, when he came out again, he took a wet handkerchief in his hand, and rubbed Lu Ba's face rudely: "It's so ugly, The makeup is all crying."

Lu Ba: "...I don't wear makeup."

Reed: "...I'll just talk about it casually." Putting the handkerchief to Lu Ba to hold for himself, he stretched out his big hand, trying to get back the son hanging on Lu Ba's shoulder mercilessly.The little guy was not happy about being pulled, and his claws spread out, hooking Lu Ba's clothes firmly.

Reed frowned, patted his son's little butt, and said, "Lilu, let go."

Lu Bay was startled: "Who are you calling?"

"Our son."

Who is "us" to you... No, the point is not this——

"When did you get your name?"

"just."

"Just to what extent?"

"1 minutes ago."

"..." Lu Ba =_, =, "You are really easy to use."

"Isn't it just a title, it doesn't matter what you call it." Reed disagreed, "It would be nice to use your homonym."

Good sister, the parents who just make up the name of the father and the mother and make it the name of the child are the most irresponsible parents.Lu Ba hugged Li Lu and did not let go, mockingly said: "Then why didn't you call Li a cat at the beginning?"

"It's not easy for Reed." Reed raised his eyebrows calmly. He didn't feel that naming a name was such a big deal. Whichever word you see first on the page is that word.

"Calorie is easier to pronounce, why don't you call our daughter Calorie?"

"...It's male."

"Focus!"

With a serious face, Reed clicked twice, took the wet handkerchief and wiped Lu Ba's red and swollen eye sockets carefully: "...calorie sounds good, but the word "Li" should be in front. If you like, Liluka is not either. Can't."

"..."

"Why didn't you speak?"

"I can't tell, you won orz."

"Hey, making a face again... dog temper, really hard to serve."

Lu Ba: "..."

In this way, the name of the child that Lu Ba lost after hatching for several days was decided in Reed's mind - Reed's Li, Malu's Road.

...So in fact, this is the illegitimate child of Reed and Mr. Ma Lu (turn the table)! !

……

An hour later, Huoliao and Heiliao, who were notified, personally escorted the sedan chair to the door of the lounge.Huo Liao turned over and jumped off Yu Jiao, whistled to inform Reed, turned his face, and saw Hei Liao squinting at him with a half-smile.

"What are you doing, laughing so lewdly. Cheap." Huoliao raised his eyebrows.

"I'm thinking about when I can let you sit on the black gold sedan chair of our Didal family."

Unexpectedly, Huo Liao was not angry, but instead touched his chin and thought: "Do you want to jump out of our coffin in a fit of anger?"

"He said he asked you to take good care of me, but he didn't say he wouldn't let me marry you." Hei Liao squinted and smiled, and the scar on his right eye was huddled together.

Huoliao: "..." Which father, even with a slightly normal mind, would specifically explain in his last words, saying [brother, you must never marry your elder brother as a wife]...

火燎：“我记得堂兄娶老婆的时候，祭祀塔好像也有大约3200马克？（8马克约等于2米，3200马克=800米）。”

"Our family's sacrificial tower is 4000 marks." Hei Liao nodded and commented, "It's a bit high."

Huoliao smiled and rubbed his hands together: "So you want me to climb that for you? Are you awake, you~"

Hei Liao shrugged: "I can crawl, it doesn't matter." It's enough for the husband and wife to be absolutely clear on the bed, and things like rituals don't matter.

Huoliao snorted and said: "Thinking that you are behind the black and gold sedan chair, I have the desire to break the chair with a bow. I don't even want to."

Hei Liao pulled his brother over and kissed him with a loud "slap" on the face with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you miss the shot, just turn off the protective screen and I'll kick it inside for you."

"……roll."

The two brothers were chatting with each other, and the door of the lounge was kicked open vigorously.Reed walked ahead swaggeringly, holding his son's buttocks in one hand, and Lu Ba, who was dressed in fiery red and covered in a golden cloak, followed behind.

Huo Liao paused, looked at Lu Ba sympathetically, and said, "Why is this Chengfeng dress so red?...I'm sorry, there is a back swing, did you see that my brother actually has a back swing?! People from Caiyuan Division His head was stepped on by a saber-toothed tiger, how can he take revenge on society like this?"

"..." Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, Li De glanced at Huoliao heavily.Heiliao covered his brother's dog's mouth and pulled him behind him.

Throwing Lu Ba back into the sedan chair, the latter sat back in the sedan chair, poked his head out reluctantly and pinched his son's red ears, Reid frowned and slapped his hands away: "Sit down."

"I'll hug my son." Lu Ba stretched out his hand, "I'll return it to you when it's almost here."

"Aww~" Li Lu's small face twisted arrogantly, his paws hugged his father's neck tightly and did not let go of his paws.Reed patted his son's fat buttocks with an undisguised smug face, Lu Ba's face darkened when he saw this, and he lowered his voice expressionlessly and said, "Who is this unlucky boy, I want to put it back in now. In the egg to remodel."

Li Lu gave his father a kiss on the face as a dismissive answer.

"Snapped--"

Lu Ba retracted, and viciously pulled down the partition board on the side of the sedan chair.

The sedan chair was restarted, this time under Reed's personal supervision, a group of palace people followed behind the sedan chair, at least they carried the correct person back to the Chengfeng Altar.The door of the sedan chair had been smashed, so it was not impossible to change another sedan chair, but later Reed thought it was a bit silly to "broke the sedan chair" again, so he made a decision with a wave of his hand and went directly to the next step.

...Just pretend that the previous episode never happened again.

Reed looked at the son in his hand, and Lilu seemed to feel his father's gaze, squinted and squinted his small blue eyes, and rolled on his father's hand, exposing his round belly with his feet on the ground.The corner of Reed's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to scratch silently, wondering in his heart how this child could learn the broken habits of the half-orc without a teacher.

The father and son who stood on the altar and interacted with each other directly completely ignored the child's mother.

That's why Reed missed Lu Ba stepping out of the sedan chair, and saw a large area of ​​hula la kneeling below, and when a dozen cameras were aimed at him, his face instantly turned green.

Only then did Lu Ba realize that he was dizzy from the camera.After thinking about it, I realized that I was fooled again——

Memory playback, three days ago, location: Red Mian Temple, character: Reed.

"But I swear you'll only wear it for a while, just a little while. And not many people will see it, trust me."

So this is called "there won't be many people"?

Lu Ba squinted his eyes, raised his jaw slightly, and watched the man on the high altar in a black dress calmly walking towards him, tall and straight, handsome and domineering.

The big palm with white gloves stretched out in front of him, and when he looked up, the corners of Lu Ba's lips were slightly pursed, and his heart couldn't help but move slightly.

The handsome smile in front of him changed from unfamiliar to familiar at some point, and the man's moist and gentle eyes and even every inch of his skin seemed to have been carefully observed by him on different occasions and times.

The little invitation seems to happen every day, but the thought of "getting married in a serious way" is blurred, and the restlessness and trance in my heart return to tranquility at this moment.

So he stretched out his hand calmly and placed it in the broad palm.The cold touch is so familiar that one can't help but want to smile.

On the way to the altar slowly, although I still put on my most accustomed ground paralysis after all, the softness and relaxation of the corners of my eyes are fully exposed on the enlarged and indented broadcasting equipment.

The live voice actors of the TV station were also silent at this time. In the cold winter wind of Vettel, only the voices of the aquarium were presented, and they were singing the old and melodious Song of Chengfeng repeatedly from the beginning to the end. , presenting the most sincere blessings and blessings to the supreme ruler of the Vatl Empire in ethereal singing.

……

Audience B in front of the TV wiped his eyes: "I'm about to cry, this is so fucking touching."

Audience A in front of the TV twisted the handkerchief: "Chengfeng Sacred Song, blah, I never thought I could hear Chengfeng Sacred Song in this life, it feels like I'm about to fly up!!"

Audience B in front of the TV: "The singing of the northern aquarium is really not a cover. When our son gets married, let's invite them to sing and accompany him."

Audience C in front of the TV twitched his mouth: Thank you, Dad, I think I might not be able to lose that person.

Audience A in front of the TV: "Do we have that much money?"

Audience B in front of the TV: "...such a large pool is not enough, please make an estimate."

Audience A in front of the TV waved his heart: "Then how about a 'Marriage March', that is the civilian version adapted from Cheng Feng Sheng Song."

Audience B in front of the TV: "For my son's wedding, I will make money with my ass pouted from today on!"

Audience C in front of the TV collapsed: ... I really can't afford to lose that person orz.

In fact, the truth is this-

Inside the wide sleeves, Lu Ba squeezed Reed's hand vigorously. Reed maintained a smile on his face, turned his face to find a blind spot for the camera, and whispered, "What are you pinching me for?"

"Didn't you say 'few people'? What are those kneeling down?"

"They're not human, they're Transformers." Reed raised his face to the camera and continued to smile, calmly.

The two stopped at the altar, held hands and bowed respectfully to the gods three times according to the rules.Lu Ba suddenly looked back at the camera with a smile on his face, turned his face back, lowered his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth to Reed: "Go to hell."

"... Concubine Ai, you are naughty Concubine Ai again." He fed the coarse grains and ears of wine, which symbolizes the harvest, to Lu Ba's lips, watched with satisfaction as he opened his mouth to swallow it very cooperatively, and then drank himself with Lu Ba's claws that cup.After drinking, he smiled and said, "However, I also know that I can hold back until the ritual is completed before being rude, so I will let you off this time."

……

Reed didn't have the last laugh.

When the two stood under the royal sacrificial tower, Lu Ba calmly took off his phoenix gown, revealing the blue military uniform inside, which was the uniform of an inferior officer he wore on the ship.

"Yo, it's so high." Lu Ba raised his face to see the exquisite gold-painted tower soaring into the sky, and said with a blank expression, "What is this?"

"The pagoda for the sacrifice of the royal family is a bit high, but I believe you can climb it." Reed touched Lu Ba's face, and took his son from Huoliao's hand, "I'll wait for you at the top of the tower."

Lu Ba ignored him, and still looked up silently at the red and black tower, with a gold-painted tower and a metallic luster.There are hollowed-out compartments on each floor of the outer layer of the tower. The holes in the compartments are of different sizes. It is obviously a foothold specially designed for climbing. After a long while, Lu Ba looked away and asked calmly: "You just said Does this thing have a tower?"

"Of course." Reid raised an eyebrow.

"Why can't I see..." Lu Ba looked up.

……

Huo Liao poked Hei Liao: "I have an ominous premonition."

Hei Liao: "...Crow's mouth, what do you want to say?"

As soon as the words fell, Lu Ba turned his face and looked at Reed with a half-smile, and said, "So you want me to climb that for you? Are you awake, you~"

……

Huoliao: "...This sentence is so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere."

Hei Liao: "...I did hear it, about an hour ago, from your dog's mouth."