King Kong all over the place

Malu: "Third son, what do the three long and two short horns of the emperor's horn represent?"

Third son: "Attack to the north."

Malu: "Two shorts and three longs?"

Third son: "Outflank."

Malu: "One long and three short?"

Third son: "..."

Malu: "Didn't you review your homework last night?"

The third son said with a bitter face: "Teacher, if my dad doesn't tell me the allusion to the third article of "The Law of Transformation", I can't sleep, and I can't read the book."

Malu: "But you can eat."

The third son: "... people are like iron and rice is like steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry."

……

Then the scene of drawing ducks with a ruler began again.

Lu Babai secretly yawned boredly. Dezi, who was sitting next to him, had already gotten used to it. He didn't join the singing team today. After looking around, he quietly poked him: "Dear princess--"

"My name is Lu Ba." Lu Ba corrected with a serious face.

Dezi was taken aback, and shyness flashed across Sanzi's less rounded face: "Well, Lu Ba...can tinder people rust?"

Lu Ba put down his hand covering his mouth, turned his head to think about this strange question, and finally answered calmly: "No, but our life span is only about one-tenth of yours." According to statistics by 2050, human life expectancy Reach 110 years old.

"Oh...it doesn't matter, the Emma River water can prolong your life." Tokuko nodded indifferently, then rolled his eyes, and said, "I will be coming of age next month, can I invite you?"

"A coming-of-age ceremony?" Lu Ba's ears perked up, becoming interested, "What is that?"

"It's an adult, my father said, I will have 7.5 marks by then, don't look at me only 5 marks now." Speaking of this, Dezi's small face was full of embarrassment. With a question mark on the face of the concubine, she patted her forehead, "Mark is the unit of length for Vater, and Mr. Ma Lu will teach it in the future—1 mark is equal to 0.25 meters on the earth."

"It grows so much in a month?"

Tokuko shook his head as if he was about to fall off: "Once we become adults, we will change into another form. The beast in my family's fighting state is a saber-toothed tiger~~~"

"Oh~~ the saber-toothed tiger is very powerful?" Someone who was threatened by the saber-toothed tiger just yesterday couldn't help but want to cheer.

"Of course - there are not many families that can become saber-toothed tigers. In fact, except for the families of His Highness and General Huoliao, our transformable forms generally do not exceed five." After one glance, he said, "The appearance of an adult will last for hundreds of years. I hope that by then I won't grow a beard like General Huoliao. To be honest, I don't like big beards very much."

...Poor Huoliao.

Taking out the small water bottle that came with it, Lu Ba quickly took a few sips of water while the ducks and cats were jumping around in the classroom. Do you like it?"

Dezi's eyes brightened: "Your Highness is the most handsome."

Lu Ba nodded calmly, not having the same knowledge as the child's aesthetics.

Dezi: "My previous wish was to marry His Highness and become a princess, but my father found out and beat me up."

Lu Ba: "Poof—"

Malu: "Lu Ba!! If you dare to drink water in class, you will be fined! If you drink water and spray indiscriminately, you will be fined! Stay in class for etiquette class in the afternoon!! get out of class is over now!"

The third son changed back into a human form and threw himself back on his table, panting, his face flushed and he glared at Tokuko: "You hooked up with the princess behind my back."

Tokuko glanced back at him: "I invite the princess to attend my coming-of-age ceremony next month."

Third son: "You are really shameless, obviously I was the first to mention this matter yesterday."

Dezi gritted his teeth: "You don't come of age until next month, who made you give birth one month late, it's right!"

Lu Ba hurriedly cleaned the table, wondering when he became so popular.

Suddenly being grabbed by De Zinen's icy cold paws, Lu Ba trembled and felt a little uncomfortable.Tokuko retracted his paws in embarrassment, squinted his eyes and turned his head to give Sanzi a twisted smile: "It's warm."

The third son had an envious expression on his face, as well as an expression of eagerness that he also wanted to touch it.

"..." Lu Ba was speechless when he was so cold that he should be dragged out and buried.

Dezi dragged Lu Ba's hand: "Your Highness, on the day of the coming-of-age ceremony, can I invite you to complete my 'becoming ceremony'?"

"What's that?" Lu Ba had a headache—how could there be so many special words.

"It's just a salute." The third son narrowed his eyes, and seemed to be upset when he was about to speak, but Tokuko covered his mouth, and Tokuko glared at him, then looked at Lu Ba with a smile and answered.

Lu Ba is not stupid, he had a hunch that there was something deceitful in it, and when he was about to answer, I had to go back and ask our family, but then he thought about it, he was a fart, so he was very hard-hearted, and said hard to himself: "Success."

This is a promise.

The two little guys packed their schoolbags contentedly and walked away.Before leaving, Lu Ba also asked Dezi to borrow today's homework for "reference, examination, reference, examination"——

He had already discovered that this little kid was always used to writing today's homework while Ma Lu was talking, and when Ma Lu finished talking, this little guy would finish writing too.Lu Ba endured it all day yesterday and didn't have the nerve to ask for it, but today he promised to help others, so he had to be confident in asking for it.

Carrying Dezi's homework like a baby, Lu Ba returned to the emperor's tent and found that Reed was not there. He thought that he should train with Huoliao in the mountains behind at this time, and Lu Ba threw the homework into Reed's pile. On the memorial, I started to collect clothes in other tents, and prepared to take them to the river for washing.

Passing by himself to take the fateful aircraft, seeing the old man like an exhibit, missing one wing and precariously stopping at the place where he landed, alone, Lu Ba couldn't help but feel sad every time—at least the master It can also be used as a floor bed in the emperor's tent, and this poor child can be petted and studied here, not to mention, there are no people who even touch it recently.

...Because I touched them all.

The aircraft is there, you can see it, you can touch it, but it cannot be repaired.

In the novel, sneaking around, today a screw, tomorrow a rotator, and the day after tomorrow, the scene of restarting and leaving after slapping buttocks can't be played.

... Fiction is a lie.

... The hearts of emperors are black.

Maybe Reed asked Lu Ba to do the laundry just for fun, so in fact, Lu Ba's work is not too heavy to be serious—at least not so heavy that he can "study both academics and careers, and be too busy." I have to translate the classmate's homework" excuse to copy homework confidently.

Lu Ba only washes the clothes of the leadership class. The advantage is that there are not many people, and the general leaders are not happy to roll in the mud to train soldiers. The clothes are clean, and the hands seem to be clean after drying in water, so they are considered clean.

Dezi's father is the deputy lieutenant of the army, and the clothes belong to Lu Ba. When Lu Ba went to collect the clothes today, Dezi happened to be there. The little kid was holding a huge original document on the planet Vatel and was fascinated by it. Hearing the noise, he moved quickly, with a trace of cruelty flashing across his face, he picked up the dagger beside him and was about to pounce upwards. When he saw that it was Lu Ba, he put down his vigilance, scratched his head, and smiled naively: " Lu Ba, come to get the clothes?"

Lu Baen let out a cry, and began to pick up clothes on the clothes rack.

Dezi thought for a while, put down the book, climbed down on the couch, and helped Lu Ba share half of the burden without saying a word: "Let's go, I will help you."

After speaking, he walked out without looking back, Lu Ba looked at the back of the child, although his face was calm, his heart was filled with turbulent waves.At that moment, he understood the value of revolutionary friendship.

... Lu Ba swears that he will never despise the little kid again.

The little kid can copy his homework.

Little Kid can help him with his laundry.

Reed Bear?

Reed would only resent him for growing old.

The most shameful thing was that while that person disliked him, he still tried to molested him mentally.

... Lu Ba remembered a sentence that his old man Lu taught his sixth son: The older he grows, the more his mother's maneuvers.

Today's clothes were washed very quickly because of someone's help.After washing the clothes, Dezi glanced at Lu Ba's hand, reached out to touch it, and lit a fire for him to roast.

Then Dezi took all the clothes, called the third son, and helped Lu Ba hang them in front of the tents of each house. Before leaving, he even grabbed Lu Ba's hand to remind him to eat lunch.

Lu Ba was so moved that his heart melted into a puddle of water—where is he such a good boy, so caring.

As a result, Lu Ba's good mood lasted until the afternoon when he was punished by Ma Lu to learn etiquette. He was very obedient to what Ma Lu said and did, and finally because of his good attitude, he was rewarded for ending his sentence early.

When returning to the tent, the sky was already getting dark, Lu Ba rubbed his hands into the tent, stuffed his hands into the bed to warm up for a while, when he looked up, the man beside the case looked down at the memorial, completely ignoring him.

Bird virtue.Lu Ba pursed his lips, walked to his side, and turned over the case for a while.

After searching for a long time, I didn't find what I wanted.

"It's on the tea table over there." Reed closed a memorial and suddenly said.

The deep voice made Lu Ba tremble in fright.

In response, Lu Ba turned around to get it, but the person behind said again: "How old are you, and you still copy your homework?"

"..." Heck, I can't transform, "The Law of Transformation" is none of my business, why can't I copy it?

There was no response, and Reed didn't care, and said casually, "You're very close to the boy from Bai En's family?"

Who is Bai En?Lu Ba turned around suspiciously.

"De? Bai En, you are at the next table." Reed snorted.

Oh - Tokuko.

Seeing Lu Ba showing a dazed expression, Reed pointed to the author's book in his hand: "It's written in the homework book, you need to learn your Vatel language quickly."

Lu Ba seems to have returned to the era when he was yelled at by old man Lu—if you don’t silence me before Sunday with your pinyin, I will break your leg!What a fucking fart to learn English, learn your mother tongue first so you don't lose face to my old Lu family!

……

Although in fact at that time, the face of the old Lu family had been lost by Lu Ba's previous Lu style one, two, three, four, five, six, and there was not much left.

Reed: "This afternoon, he was also the one who delivered your clothes?"

"Ah?" Lu Bayi was taken aback, "Ah, yes."

Reed put down the seemingly thick Zhou Ze in his hand, and frowned slightly: "Why is he so nice to you?"

... Lei Feng does not pay attention to rewards.Lu Ba spurned Reed in his heart, but he still replied firmly: "He invited me to his coming-of-age ceremony."

"Adult ceremony?"

"Yes, next month."

Snapped--

The cinnabar pen was put down heavily, "Stay away from him."

Reed's voice was noticeably colder.

Lu Ba raised his eyebrows, a little uncomfortable: "What is your rivalry with a child?"

"Child?" Reed sneered when he heard the words, "One hundred years is a rite of passage, one hundred years old, tell me, among the tinder people, what does one hundred years old represent?"

Represents peace in the ground...

Lu Ba was speechless.

Seeing him like that, Reed felt that he was too fierce, so his voice softened a little: "He just let you participate in the coming-of-age ceremony?"

Lu Ba thought for a while, and finally decided not to hide anything, and shook his head honestly: "Let me do a 'marriage ceremony' for him."

"You agreed?" Reed's face turned half dark again.

Something is wrong.Lu Ba moved two steps towards the door and nodded cautiously.

"Lu, Ba!!!!!!——"

"Huoliao—Help!!!—Hmm—"

Lu Ba was pinned down on the animal skin blanket two meters away from the tent.

Lu Ba was kissed forcibly.

After being kissed in a messy manner, the person whose body changed from animal form back to human form lifted up, wiped the crystal saliva on his lips with slender fingers, smiled lightly, and gnashed his teeth to popularize science: "This is the 'Marriage Ceremony' ".

Someone walks away.

Only three words were left in the ear of the middle-aged uncle who lay down in the animal skin blanket and digested the loss of his first kiss in a daze.

"Stupid."