King Kong all over the place

At that moment, Lu Ba confirmed that Reed's eyes flickered.

In other words -

This guy actually has a guilty conscience.

Oh, it's not easy, the guy who usually walks with his tail up to the sky and doesn't look at the ground is actually guilty.On the surface, Lu Ba barely maintained his composure, showing his innocence and innocence, his medium-sized eyes flickering, sparkling with a bright thirst for knowledge.

"Article [-] of the "Transformation Rules"? Malu didn't tell you?" Reed was silent for a long time before throwing out this sentence.

Lu Ba shook his head: "Let's ask the parents."

Upon hearing this, Reed patted Lu Ba's head, feeling very satisfied, and gave him a kindly grace.

Lu Ba: "What's your favor, tell me."

Reed: "I'm considering whether to tell you... Anyway, you can't transform, so why ask so many questions?"

Lu Ba takes his curiosity for granted—this is the innate curiosity of human beings, that is: but the things that the teacher is unwilling to say are definitely the most curious things for students. Can't sleep after dinner, can't read books.

So Lu Ba came to ask confidently.

Who knew that Reed was doing Tai Chi with him here.

Your Highness, how much time do you have?Isn't there still so many memorials to read, what are you doing here?Middle-aged people always have a little temper, so when Lu Ba's temper came up, he stood up expressionlessly and was about to go out.

Reid frowned: "Stop."

Lu Ba stopped, but didn't look back, leaving Reed with a firm back.

Reed: "What time and where are you going?"

Lu Ba: "Look for Huoliao."

Reed: "Don't go."

Lu Ba: "Can you control it? You ╮(￣▽￣")╭? "

Miss my god.install.I took pictures in front of the door, slept in Jinling Hotel, the sky fell down and the tall ones were supported, the ground was cracked and the heavy tonnages went down first. As a result, I was so devastated that I couldn’t solve the reservation problem after class. Everyone They're all adults, what's wrong with you?

Reed sighed, interpreting the behavior of a certain uncle with facial paralysis as coquetry, so he patted the seat next to him with his big hand: "Come here, I'll tell you."

Lu Bapidianpidian sat back.

When Lu Ba sat back, Reed stared at him for a long while, and then suddenly said without end: "I'll tell you when I kiss you?"

Lu Ba gave him a look of "You are crazy".

Reed made fun of himself, and shivered for a while, so he gave up and threw the memorial in his hand to the pile that had been processed, and took a new one.

Vatel's memorial followed the ancient Chinese style, folded and folded into a large strip, one third of which is to greet the emperor well, one third is nonsense, and the last third is red thread Draw it, that's the main content.I don’t know what was said in the pile that has already been opened. Anyway, it is piled up in Lu Ba’s hand in a mess, and it can barely be separated from the pile that has been neatly arranged and has not had time to read. Eating melon seeds is better, but there are no melon seeds here, so I pulled all the books down, folded them one by one, put them on top, and put them back on the table.

Reed glanced at him, and then slowly opened his mouth: "In my grandfather's time, there was a general named Li Yan, who was my grandfather's younger brother. At that time, when my grandfather became emperor, Li Yan did not accept the fief, but left To be the general of the town..."

...Oh, about the trivial matters of the emperor's family, no wonder Ma Lu dared not talk about them.Lu Baming understood.

Reed suddenly stopped talking.

After Lu Ba folded a memorial that Leo's pen force directly cut through the paper and was tossed to pieces, he waited for a long time and fell silent. He raised his head inexplicably, but as soon as he raised his head, he fell into Reed's probing eyes.

"What?" Lu Ba was terrified.

"I thought you would say something like 'So you also have a father and a grandfather'." Reed rested his chin lazily on the fur cushion with one hand.

"How is it possible, who doesn't have parents yet~" Lu Ba laughed dryly. ...It's only been sleeping under his feet for a few days now, this fellow understands his own thinking circuit so well, it's really...

...I was really moved to death.

If you get a husband like this, what more can a woman ask for! (￣▽￣")

"Li Yan has a lover, a man named Yan Sheng. Unlike Li Yan, Yan Sheng was born a 'Hatila'."

Lu Ba: "What is 'Hatila'?"

Reed thought for a while: "It's the Vater people who were born unable to transform into beasts." After a while, he added, "Perhaps there are such people among your classmates. There is another insulting way to say this word." , called 'Hasha', as...a public figure, I hope you will rarely use these two words in the future."

Lu Ba didn't make a sound, he couldn't remember what Reid said, he was simply shocked by the phrase "your classmate", what kind of school did he learn from a group of chubby fat guys with a 30-year-old man?

"Li Yan loves Yan Sheng very much..." Just as Reid wanted to continue, Lu Ba suddenly raised his hand and scratched his head in embarrassment: "Well, is there any woman on Vatel Planet?"

"Woman?... Do you mean female? Yes."

female?A woman is a woman, this name is very alien...

Lu Ba: "..." Then why do men like men everywhere.

"Water planet is not as strict as the earth. Both males and females have the ability to reproduce, so they can combine freely." Reed patiently explained, "But most of the females are 'Hatila', so you are absolutely not allowed to be on the battlefield." You will see it, and you will see it when you return to the capital."

"Then... isn't there a... person in the army who specializes in sex?"

Reed threw the finished memorial to Lu Ba, looked at the pile of documents still piled up like a hill, and sighed helplessly: "There are also men in those, and there is no 'Hasha'."

Lu Ba noticed the difference in Reid's words and glanced at him.

"The status of male favorites is lower than that of females. This is a benefit for females. Especially for men who cannot enter a fighting state." Reid said with a half-smile.

Lu Ba had no choice but to bring it in at this time, pointing to himself silently, Reed touched his head, and told the truth lazily: "You are a kindling person."

Lu Ba nodded: "I think it's better for us to divorce."

Reed: "..."

"It's still the same even if you marry Huoliao." Sighing, Reed decided to skip this topic: "Do you still want to listen to the story?"

Lu Ba: "Yes."

Lu Ba: "Where did you just say?"

Reed: "Speaking of Yan Sheng, because Li Yan has been fighting outside for a long time, Yan Sheng is alone at home, and the two of them haven't seen each other for a long time, so every time they meet, they..."

"What?"

"It was done intensely," Reid added calmly.

Lu Ba's face finally couldn't help but distort, he came to ask "Why can't he become a bug", not to inquire about the nature of historical figures.Whether life is happy, does this topic seem to be too far away now?

Reed felt that the next thing was a bit difficult to say, and he struggled for a long time, and finally thought that even if he didn't say it, Lu Ba would go to ask Huoliao. From that guy's mouth, the story must be embellished vividly Yes, so... it's better to tell it in the official language.

"Water planet, when having sex, both parties may not necessarily maintain their human shapes, this is the premise."

Lu Ba nodded: "It's interesting, this is very convenient."

"You like it?" Reed turned his face to look at Lu Ba, jokingly said.

"...You are shameful, you even molested the uncle." Lu Bamian responded blankly.

Reed pursed his thin lips, feeling that he was wasting his saliva telling stories, so at least he had to seek some benefits, didn't he? "So sometimes, Li Yan will turn into a beast and have sex with Yan Sheng."

Lu Ba: "People. Beasts..."

Reed: "That's right. For example, birds, ground wolves, and saber-toothed tigers. In this state, the state of the lower body—"

Lu Ba (=_, =): "I don't want to hear the details..."

Reed: "So one time, Liyan suddenly turned into a bug on a whim."

Lu Ba: "..."

Reed calmly scratched a certain place with vermilion on the document in his hand, and then approved a few words on the planet Vatel, then randomly combined it, and threw it to Lu Ba, who caught it in a hurry.Reed continued with the next book without raising his head, "Later he got into Yan Sheng's acupoint."

Lu Ba slipped his hand arranging the memorial, "Tear—" There was a clear sound, the book that had been approved just now was torn in half by him, Lu Ba raised his head speechlessly: "Don't tell me, I thought of it Like that."

"That's it."

Lu Ba made the last desperate struggle: "...he is a general!!!"

Reed nodded: "He is."

Lu Ba: "Then he—"

"After being crushed to death in Yan Sheng's back hole, Yan Sheng was distraught, and finally wrote a letter to my grandfather, requesting that the "Laws of Transformation" be added in a tactful manner, and then committed suicide." Reed frowned, " Grandpa thought it over and over again, and finally decided to add this one, and the front came in third."

Lu Ba: "orz..."

Reed said to himself, "It's no wonder that Ma Lu dared not tell you. The affairs of the emperor's family are only rumored by others, and the fathers of your classmates may not know about it."

Lu Ba: "How did they think of getting into that place?!"

Reed rubbed his temples: "So this is also an educational story: in the face of the loved one, everyone disarms and reveals his most sincere side. One day, he may die under the lover's unintentional act .”

Does the unintentional move refer to the process of free contraction of the sphincter... Lu Ba: "So you can say you can't?"

Reed said flatly, "No."

"...This, your version is very official."

"Indeed, the only people who want to listen to the small folk version are Huoliao's mouth."

Lu Ba: "ˋ(°▽, °) ask him tomorrow."

His Highness narrowed his eyes threateningly: "Dare, break your leg."

Lu Ba: "...I want to listen to the small folk version."

Reed: "Don't ask, I'll show you the show, how about letting you experience it yourself?"

Lu Ba scrambled back to his bunk and got into bed: "Sleep, sleep."

Reed: "Scared?"

Lu Ba stretched his neck from under the animal hair blanket: "...clamp you to death." Orz.

Reed: "You can try how to pinch a mechanical saber-toothed tiger to death."

Lu Ba: "This...becoming a tiger doesn't seem to match the original version, it's a foul."

Reed: "Why doesn't it match? In the ancient Chinese dynasty, wasn't the tiger called a "big bug"?"

Lu Ba thought for a while, and decided not to exchange such lowly uncivilized topics with an alien with a strong alien culture, so he closed his eyes and said, "Fuck you."

There was no sneering from around the table.

can not hear.

Laugh again, kick your clothes into the river tomorrow!

……

sleep.

ZZZZzzzzzz...