Dantalin's Book of Gossip

Unlike the world of the gods, where everyone is at risk and turned upside down, the human world was lucky enough to escape the battle of the resurrection of the ancient gods due to the existence of various restrictions. Most ordinary human beings still maintain materialistic harmony in their lives.

And in W town, the connection point of the gods, in the apartment shared by Dantalin and Andumari, a group of gods who are recuperating and passing by on vacation are filling the room to the brim.

It is already the second day that Dantalin and his team arrived in the human world. The two homeowners quickly settled down Vasago and Agares, Uriel and Rafael who had come to recuperate. Fang's future life, followed by black and white impermanence, packed his bags, dealt with the handover and prepared to go.

"Hey, little An'an, what do you call this!" I just went to the Occult Alliance to register the situation of the four newly moved non-humans at home, only to find that the only one left in the special law enforcement team was the arrogant one. Dantalin of the little pastor George sighed deeply, and complained to Andromari: "Treat differently! Absolutely treat differently!"

——I just didn’t run back for a few days because of an urgent matter. The documents explaining the situation had already been sent over for archiving in time. It's unreasonable to pull the appearance!That's all, it's only fair if he has a bad temper with everyone.But as soon as Raphael went there and saw that it was an angel, that kid immediately changed his face!Alas!Racism is the worst thing!

Raphael, who was following behind with a pile of proof materials, looked at him helplessly, and sighed secretly: "..."

Andromari was also speechless for a while, but before he could think about what to say, he heard a mocking sneer from the master bedroom:

"Heh, aren't they all priests of Guangming with this kind of virtue?"

But Talin, Andumari, and Raphael turned their heads when they heard the words, and even the black and white impermanent who was quietly packing their luggage at the side of the living room all looked sideways—it turned out that Agares, who was watching Vasago sleeping in the bedroom, came out.

We have also mentioned before that if we want to comment on the appearance of these demon gods, they are generally good-looking. Except for some with poor taste or intentional scaring, even if they are average-looking, they are all intentional. .

For example, low-key demons like Dantalin and Phoenix, whose appearance belongs to the average level of human beings, just walk on the road and everyone will ignore the popular faces that pass by.

And Vasago and Andumari are more handsome among human beings, but they are not too exaggerated, that is, from time to time, people passing by will look back and say: 'Wow, a sad handsome man' or 'Wow, this policeman brother is a bit Little cool eh', to such an extent.

And His Majesty Barr, who is the face of the Demon Realm, is full of aggressiveness, and belongs to the appearance of "statue-like, strong, majestic, exuding a sense of presence and oppression that cannot be ignored".

Agares is quite special among the coquettish and bitch-like beauties - because among the good-looking bunch, he is still considered top-notch good-looking, possessing a beauty beyond human imagination Gorgeous and charming, it can be called a country and a city. ...Of course, due to the strong character and power of ghosts and animals, the charm of this person is usually seen from a distance but not approached.

But at this moment, the friends in the room were surprised to find that the ruler of the magic city, who always liked luxurious and luxurious clothes, was actually wearing a furry doll pajamas, with brown fur, palms, round ears and a small tail. At first glance, it looks like a real bear!

"..." Bear Agares glared at them, with a ferocious expression on his face: "What are you looking at! I've never seen a cute one before!"

——"...Pfft, cute...ahhahaha..."

However, Longyou was attacked by shrimps in the shallow water. It is sad that no one here will be afraid of him now. Andromari sighed deeply in compassion. Hundan of gossip even laughed narrowly.

Agares gritted his teeth viciously: "..."

——You waited for me!

It is really a long story to say why Agares "reduced" to such a point.

It was like this at the beginning: Since arriving in the human world and getting rid of the infestation of low-level demons like necrosis in the demon realm, Vasago's recovery speed has gradually accelerated, and he can already wake up from sleep like Uriel.

This is of course a good thing. Not only Agares was relieved, but others were also happy.

But what happened next caught Agares off guard: Mr. Vasago is indeed a high-level demon who has seen a lot of turbulent waves, and he can keep his composure in any big scene. Knowing that the crisis in the Demon Realm has been resolved, and seeing through the conspiracy and gaining the upper hand, he immediately entered the leisure travel mode contentedly - and took out the parent-child pajamas he had prepared for a long time with a smile.

Everyone including Agares: "..."

The demon gods of the Abyss Demon Realm know that, as a descendant of the same family, a baby raised by Vasago, His Excellency Agares has been doing everything possible for thousands of years to pursue his husband relentlessly.But... After seeing the plush bear pajamas that Vasago bought for him, people who eat melons always feel that his road from son to husband is still long and difficult, and there is a long way to go...

"You... what do you know!"

Agares kid is still insisting on deceiving himself: "As long as they wear the same outfit, it's a couple outfit!"

"..." The onlookers thought about Vasago's plain gray striped pajamas and the symbolic bear's head on it, and then looked at the fluffy one-piece pajamas in front of them that looked like a bear doll...

The friends made a thoughtful decision not to hit him—it wasn't because they were afraid of being beaten!hum!

Bai Wuchang was still a little hard to understand, so he leaned over and asked in a low voice: "Hey, is my news correct? They have been sleeping for 800 years, and they can still have a deep love between father and son? I really don't understand now You are in the Demon Realm, let’s open it too far!"

Two fairly conservative Demon Gods: "...?!"

——No, no, do you have to believe that the attributes of demons are divided into species? There are still innocent teenagers? Those with abnormal love views are just a few!

Hei Wuchang was also very puzzled: "This step...is it so difficult to take it? How about we also take him to visit Zhenjun and Xiaotiangou to learn from it? Isn't it just like the old saying, My family has a son who has just grown up, and the fat and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders..."

But Lin Andumari: "...???!!!"

——Is there such an old saying at all? !You guys are obviously more open than us, right?

After all, family ugliness should not be publicized, but Lin Lin wiped off his cold sweat and decided to try his best to defend the ruling adults:

"You don't understand! No matter how powerful you become, in front of the people who raised you, you will always be a willful child who needs to be coaxed! This is... there is no way! Well, look, for example... ...Our queen, how long has he fought against His Majesty Barr, how many times has he rebelled? Isn't he still under control? Look at Michael, who has been recognized and respected by equals and evenly matched, Although it looks bright now, but when the two of them were torn apart, tsk tsk tsk, you don't know..."

... "Ahem!"

Raphael, who can be shot innocently while eating melons and watching movies, was very helpless, coughed lightly, and changed the subject abruptly:

"Uh, speaking of us registering with the Special Law Enforcement Unit just now... Pastor George is really not easy..."

But Talin: "..."

——You transfer too bluntly! ?

But it was indeed a matter of business, but Ta Lin also cooperated honestly:

"Yes, it is said that the other three core members of their group have been transferred to Guanjiangkou in Huaxia District for support, and he is the only one left to guard W Town, a strategic town that borders various mythical districts, for all day long. It's really annoying to deal with all kinds of demigod creatures dancing wildly due to the fluctuations of the God Realm!"

Andumari frowned slightly—the headquarters of such an important W town had to send troops to support it. Is the situation in Guanjiangkou really so strange?The situation seems to be more serious than we expected?

But Lin Chong shook his head at him: "It shouldn't be a big deal, otherwise we will definitely receive the news."

"Well, yes, don't be in a hurry." Bai Wuchang also sneaked closer:

"I just contacted Wen Liang and Qiao Kun who were sent there by the underworld. They also said that there was no god-level battle. Guanjiangkou's breath became very strange, and the yin and qi were out of balance, so there were many monster changes. The matter of corpse transformation and wandering spirits made the aliens of the Supernatural Alliance stationed there very busy..."

Hei Wuchang answered: "However, the situation is different in the end. Since we are already prepared, it is best to go early, in case there are many dreams in the night."

"Wait, wait—" But Talin didn't have any complaints about his itinerary, instead he suddenly raised his hand excitedly:

"Xiaobai Xiaobai, did you mean Wenliang and Qiao Kun just now? Is it the God of the Day and the God of the Night?"

"Yes." Bai Wuchang couldn't help being a little surprised: "You know this? You are indeed the God of Gossip in the Demon Realm."

But Talin was very excited: "I know I know! The two of them are the legendary love of guarding the bridge and parading in the day and night, like Manzhushahua, whose flowers and leaves never meet! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I still have the copy of "I Caught You in the First Three Feet!"

Black and white impermanence was momentarily confused: ... exo? ? ?

Bai Wuchang pulled Hei Wuchang, and whispered: "Hey, did I remember wrongly? Didn't those two enemies pinch each other just because they met, and that's why there is this shift arrangement?"

Hei Wuchang supported Bai Wuchang, and said speechlessly: "I remember correctly, the two of them are straight men of pure steel! It's all my fault that Granny Meng passed on some books, how many outside friends were misled!"

Everyone at the scene looked at Dan Talin sympathetically—there is a gap between art and reality, what a tragedy!

...but-this kind of gossip-minded guy still takes jujube pills!

The author has something to say:

Little Science

About that "holding your head up three feet" stalk...

The phrase "there is a god when you raise your head three feet" has been used badly by everyone. It is widely used to persuade people to touch their conscience before taking action, but in fact, the gods originally used to describe this sentence are only Riyou God and The night gods, because they are the only ones who float on three feet, and the other gods fly higher...Ahahaha...

And they won't bump into each other at a place three feet above their heads. One of them patrols during the day and guards the Naihe Bridge at night, and the other patrols at night and guards the Naihe Bridge during the day. Are there any rumors about entertainment?

joke

[emmm... According to the author's conservative estimate of the outline of this article, the Olympus gods will not have any big roles in the future, so in order to compensate them, today is a special episode of Olympus~]

1. About why Hades is the God of Wealth - He manages the underground mines, so can you be rich?

... Silently brainstorming Hades the coal mining boss, Hades the oil tycoon, Hades studded with gold teeth... 2333333～

2. About Athena, she is most annoyed when someone asks her Saint Seiya——those constellations all have their own patron saints, so where is my turn? !Besides, everyone is busy, so where is the time to become a holy garment and play house with the children!

3. The cure set in God of Olympus is Apollo—golden lyre, silver bow, god of light, who teaches people medical skills.

emmmmm... @Raphael, did you two collide with the settings? 23333

4. It is said that even Zeus, the king of gods, is said to be a lone hermit who cannot interfere - the three goddesses of fate.

So the prophet is really a bug, isn't it! ——BY villains