Dantalin's Book of Gossip

In the world of the world, Guanjiangkou, near Erlang Temple, beside the mountains and rivers, birds singing in secluded forests, breeze blowing, and fishing boats singing at night.

"Wow——Guanjiangkou is indeed a place guarded by a real monarch. The scenery here is really beautiful, with beautiful mountains and clear waters~"

Dan Talin, who just said goodbye to the four angels and demons who stayed in W town to recuperate, brought his own CP to escort Black and White Wuchang to the connection point between the Chinese mythology area and the human world, opened his arms very comfortably: "Alas, recently I have been nesting in the abyss in the dark for a few days, and I feel like I am about to grow mold... As expected, the human world is still interesting. Fortunately, I found a chance to come back, and I can finally enjoy life and feel good~"

"Yeah, yeah~" The contracted summoned beast, high-level demon, Kleia of the special law enforcement team of W Town who came over to meet them stood aside rubbing his hands like a dog: "You're right, it's still in the human world." It’s good to be safe and calm~”

Andromari: "..."

The black and white impermanence of the onlookers also fell into a mysterious silence.

Bai Wuchang tugged the sleeve of his partner next to him in shock—wait? !Shouldn't the devil be more adaptable to the climate of the abyss?The aesthetics of this demon is too human-like, right?The small emotions of needing to bask in the sun and breathe fresh air to be happy, even us, who have been transformed from humans into ghosts of the underworld, don’t have much of them now, okay? ...Should it be said that Talin deserves to be the shame of the demon god recognized by the abyss?

"...Ah?" But Lin Wuwu tilted his head and spread his hands: "Is there any problem? Although I am a demon, I am a human being after all. Is it natural to like the climate of the human world? Besides, are you Is there any misunderstanding of the aesthetics of our demons? The harsh climate in the abyss, only those demons of the abyss will like it, okay? Even our demon king and queen, who were also born in hell, like to run out of nothing playing."

"Wow?!" Bai Wuchang was taken aback by Dan Talin who suddenly appeared behind him, and covered his mouth in shock: "Old Fan, Lao Fan, I, I, just now, did I accidentally slip my mouth again? How does he know what I'm thinking?"

"..." Heiwuchang looked at the sky speechlessly, he was so stupid that he didn't want to speak.

Andromari sighed sympathetically, pointed to Dantalin and beckoned him: "Mind reading."

Xiaobai: "..." — careless!

He touched his head in embarrassment, and said with a dry smile: "...Ahahaha, so..."

This little episode was fleeting, and the two demons continued to exchange the latest information.

Claire thought of the recent turmoil in the Realm of the Gods, and felt a wave of shock: "Your Excellency, the Realm of the Gods is really terrible. The gods fight, the little ghosts suffer, and there are big battles one after another... I just heard about it. , Even the small place in the vampire world is in trouble, there are a few people who want to pick up the leak and conspire to dig out Lord Cain who is hiding and sleeping, making everyone in the gang of vampires feel in danger and want to run to the human world If it wasn't for his old lover, Her Majesty Queen Lilith of Purgatory ran over to suppress the place in time, they would have really succeeded! Tsk tsk tsk, it's really dangerous. Fortunately, I stayed in the human world and didn't go back to the abyss, otherwise Hang up if you don’t know where!”

"Yes, let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about the attack on the Demon Realm just now, although it was mainly the curse on the Demon God's Godhead, but during the time when the destructive power was bombarded, it seemed that many demons were hit by misfortune. Is it..."

But he Lin also had a look of emotion: "Although I didn't see it with my own eyes, but according to the usual practice, the low-level demons outside our magic city's protective formation are probably going to die again; Several high-level demons under the crack have been shot. When we dealt with it, it was really... um, really delicious!"

"Huh?!" Hearing the big man's speech, Claire was shocked, and subconsciously took two steps back, suddenly feeling sad.

Caught off guard by black and white impermanence: "...?!"

Bai Wuchang burst into tears instantly - wait for me? ! WTF!How come you started to habitually act like a devil again? !It's terrible, isn't it? !I misread you! !

Andromari was even more speechless: "..."

——Obviously we dealt with those demons, okay? Are you trying to scare people on purpose?

"Hey hey hey hey~" But he proudly puffed out his chest.

……

"...but then again." But he Lin took two steps forward slowly, looking at the Fuxi gossip formation, Nuwa's restriction, and the confluence and fluctuation of various spiritual powers in the distance hidden under the spell. Seriously said: "Although the current human world has various protective measures set up by those big bosses, and there are not a large number of godheads as living targets to attract enemies, it seems to be much safer than the gods, but relatively speaking, among the aliens The number of strong people will follow the divergence of luck and become less and less, now that the dead energy that fills the world of Guanjiangkou is released, the problems caused are not so easy to solve, right?"

"Ah...you mean this?" Kleia felt the dead air around him and shrugged: "Although I think this breath is very kind...but you are right, no matter what they say Regardless of whether the current situation is called turbidity imbalance or dark erosion or something, anyway, the probability of all kinds of ghosts and ghosts here recently is really high, and it looks like the rain is about to come. Not only Villar and the other three were called here The foreign aid kids are so busy that their feet don't touch the ground, and even I'm about to be strangled to death by the ghosts they catch every day and have no extra mana to deal with!"

"Haha~ It sounds like a sweet burden." But Lin smiled and patted Andromari on the shoulder: "So, now you are finally going to be free~ With Xiao Anan and his little snake here, be sure I will give you everything to eat~”

Andumari: "..."——Don't tell me I'm like an idiot, okay?

Dan Talin: "Hey hey hey hey hey~"

……

"—Wait?! Wait a minute?! What did you just say?!"

The student Bai Wuchang who was watching excitedly raised his hand again to ask for a speech:

"Did I hear you right? You were talking about demons eating ghosts just now? Are you saying that ghosts are equal to fallen souls?!"

"And this kind of operation?!"

He really wanted to kneel down to the brains of these guys:

"...The problem of expelling ghosts that has plagued Taoist monks and demon hunters for hundreds of years can also be solved by introducing a few demons? For demons, the soul-eating instinct that has been criticized and feared for thousands of years can also become a unique skill Already?! We can have a new cross-border cooperation again?!"

"Uh..." But Ta Lin also wanted to kneel down to this guy's brain hole:

"Actually, these two are not quite the same... The fallen soul and the ghost belong to two mythological systems respectively. Although the principles seem to be similar, there are still some subtle differences..."

"For example, the fallen souls we have lured through transactions can be compared to high-quality and high-grade food, which can be perfectly absorbed and digested; the ghosts are like spoiled junk food. It's okay to taste it occasionally, but if you eat it all the time, you will definitely have indigestion of……"

"Are you stupid..." Hei Wuchang also knocked on his head helplessly:

"If this is feasible, demons have been attracted here for hundreds of years! Besides, demons are naturally loose, keen on destruction, and very cruel and martial, rebellious. Even if there is a contract, they still cannot be completely controlled. The introduction will bring many concurrent new problems, and cause a devastating blow to the local magic system, the effect is no different from drinking poison to quench thirst!"

"Hmm..." Bai Wuchang frowned and fell into deep thought.

"Hmm..." But Talin touched his chin and fell into deep thought: "Although...as a demon, I should protest your racial discrimination in theory, but I think...you are right."

"And there is..." But Talin's eyes lit up in an instant, and he took out his book of gossip with a 'shua', and when he got out of the pen, he was writing vigorously and writing vigorously: "I think you are an iceberg! The doting x confused and lively CP is so sweet!"

Andromari: "..."

Claire: "..."

Black and white impermanence: "..."

"...cough cough!"

Just when the big fan Dan Talin was about to write, and when the remaining two demons and two ghosts were about to be relatively silent and petrified from embarrassment, the opportunity to break the deadlock finally appeared——

I saw that little hero who jumped down from the sky was tall and slender, dressed in a black casual outfit and stylish, short ink-like hair slightly curly, a tear mole at the corner of his eye, and the top and back of his head... huh?Fur ears and dog tail?

This handsome young man who is suspected to be playing with furry dogs has his hands on his hips, raised his brows, and is full of viciousness:

"Fan Wujiu, Xie Bi'an, you two guys who paddle everyday! Why are you still dawdling here?! My master is about to return from the formation, why don't you hurry up and bring the guests up?! Do you still want to Let the master who has worked hard all day continue to wait for you?! Don’t dare to get down to business again! Be careful that I will bite you!”

"..."

Kleia, who was shivering among the gangsters, slipped away in an instant—he had already finished taking care of him, so he should run away quickly!

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, but Lin Lin pondered wretchedly—oh, is this the legendary little milk dog~

Andromari: "..." - Judging from this guy's expression, he knew he hadn't thought of anything good!

But what is gratifying is that the boy's warning is still very effective for his own people.

Soon Bai Wuchang was lifted from petrification...he changed it to weathering:

"Aw?!—Shout, Roaring Sky Dog?!!!!"

The author has something to say:

Little Science

——By the way, because the author is stupid, most of the following content comes from the Internet and Du Niang.

There has always been a lot of controversy about the legend of Guanjiangkou. One said it was Guankou in Guanxian County, Sichuan Province (in today's Dujiangyan City). Folks used this place to worship Erlang as authentic, and there is Erlang standing on the east bank of the Minjiang River in Dujiangyan. The temple is the evidence, and the folk worship of Erlang God is quite prosperous in Sichuan; another theory is Guanhekou in Jiangsu Province (in today's Xiangshui County, Jiangsu Province). It is said that Wu Chengen took a boat along the Guanhe when he wrote "Journey to the West". Down the road, we crossed the Yellow Sea to Huaguo Mountain for on-the-spot interviews. Guanhekou and Huaguo Mountain are close at hand, so the passage "Erlang God vs. Guanjiangkou" was written in "Journey to the West".

——By the way, the setting used here is the version where Guanjiangkou is located in Sichuan, but there are some changes from the reality.

According to our ancient habit of combining gods and love, since even the location is controversial, the source of the image of the gods is naturally mixed. Take the Erlang Temple in Guankou as an example: According to the records in "The Origin and Development of the Three Religions Searching Gods", this The temple should be a Taoist temple, and the God Erlang enshrined should have been Zhao Yu Zhao Erlang, who was conferred the title of "Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun" by Emperor Zhenzong of Song Dynasty, right?However, the statue of Erlang God in this temple at that time was a young gentleman wearing a helmet and a beardless face, with one more eye on his forehead, holding a three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand, and a god dog in front of his soap boots. , so that people can tell at a glance that this is the Yang Jian and Yang Erlang depicted in "Journey to the West" and "Fengshen Yanyi".What is also surprising is that the literati and inkmen of all dynasties wrote inscriptions in the temple, without exception, praising Erlang God as Li Erlang, the son of Li Bing, the governor of Shu County in the pre-Qin Dynasty.If there are pilgrims who love to find out the truth and ask the temple for advice, they can only vaguely say: Anyway, what you pay homage to is "Erlang God". It is really... hazy beauty?

——By the way, it is obvious that the stupid author used Yang Jian Yang Erlang's setting version.