When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

"Your Majesty..." Liuli's voice carried some resentment.

"Wh...what's the matter?" Zhu Houzhao covered his face with his hands, although he couldn't see it, but the hot feeling coming from his face made him completely able to imagine how his face was so red that he couldn't see it now.

"You and Eunuch Zhang..." Liuli instructed Yue'er and the others to help the table that had fallen on the ground, and then she looked at Zhu Houzhao and said angrily, "Can't you do this kind of thing next time on the bed? That bed But it's specially designed, you can lay down ten or eight, you can just roll around and mess around, it doesn't look like this table..." Liuli looked at the desk made of high-quality golden nanmu, it's not that the desk is not strong, it's just that the lover is too crazy , "Although it is strong enough, it is not as comfortable as a bed, is it?"

"I didn't..." Zhu Houzhao said aggrievedly, "Momo and I are in a pure male-male relationship."

"Your Majesty, don't fool us. Play table games, play table games, what are you embarrassed to say? Young people..." Liu Li said half jokingly and half angrily. She had served Zhu Houzhao since she was a child. Da, is also the dog-headed military advisor and intelligence scout of Emperor Zhu's pursuit of his wife, coupled with Zhu Houzhao's open-minded and unconstrained personality, the few of them have an unusual relationship with Zhu Houzhao, and they are not afraid of Zhu Houzhao punishing themselves.

"Yes yes yes... We believe that you are pure..." Yue'er lowered her head and covered her mouth, showing an ambiguous smile, before continuing: "A pure man-male relationship."

"No, we really didn't do anything!" Zhu Houzhao put down his hand covering his face with tears in his voice, revealing a pink face full of dog gnawing marks, and said mournfully.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you've gnawed like this, and you haven't done anything yet?" Xing'er pointed at Zhu Houzhao's bruised face, leaned over to Bai Zhi's side, and spoke in a small voice just enough for Zhu Houzhao to hear. Said: "Look, doesn't it look like the plot in the sadomasochism novel yesterday?"

"Beating is kissing, scolding is love, you don't understand? Xiaobai, are you?" Bai Zhi looked at Xing'er angrily, and said: "I don't understand this, no wonder you can't get married, no one is looking for you. "

"What do you mean you?" Xing'er raised her head, chest out, belly in, and her hips on her hips, looking at Bai Zhi aggressively.

"Literally." Bai Zhi followed suit with her head up, her chest out, her abdomen on her hips, her head was taller than Xing'er, her chest was bigger, her waist was better, so her posture on her hips was more beautiful, and she wasn't afraid to play with Xing'er at all. This set.

"you……"

"I……"

In the blink of an eye, the two maids quarreled in front of Zhu Houzhao, and within a few words, Yue'er and Liuli, who were making soy sauce, were brought in together. I don't know, it seems that there will be no result after arguing for a while.

"Well, women are troublesome, but fortunately Momo is not like that." Zhu Houzhao sighed directly ignoring the fact that Zhang Mo was a man, shook his head while sighing, walked out of the door, walked to the yard for a while, then turned his head and thoughtfully Several confidantes will close the door.

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The next day, the civil and military officials of the Ming Dynasty discovered that their emperor had returned to court again.

"Long live the emperor, long live, long live!" Liu Jian saluted Zhu Houzhao, and looked at Zhu Houzhao, who was sitting on a dragon chair like a mountain of knives, moving his butt from time to time with tears in his old eyes.

It's not easy, I finally saw His Majesty again in the morning, but I don't know... what kind of trouble is this Uncle Zhu going to do this time.

Liu Jian thought of Zhu Houzhao's absurd behavior since he took the throne, as well as absurd government orders, plus some negative reports about himself in the newspapers, he felt like crying with a headache.

There is always a kind of power that makes people burst into tears.

"My dear friends, I have already found out that the matter of the water coming out of the golden well in Tailing Mausoleum is indeed true." Zhu Houzhao's words made Liu Jian's heart tighten. Is it really necessary to increase taxes?

Liu Jian was the teacher of Zhu Youtang, the father of Zhu Houzhao, when he was the prince. Although Zhu Youtang was the eldest son in the past, because of the influence of the famous nanny Wan, his father Chenghua preferred Zhu Youtang, the father of Jiajing, and repeatedly It is necessary to establish Zhu Youzhao as the prince, so his reserve position is not safe.

And Liu Jianjian is Zhu Youtang's teacher. He has taught Zhu Youtang knowledge since he was seven years old. Zhu Youtang spent more time seeing Liu Jian than seeing Chenghua. In the same way, Liu Jian can be said to have watched Zhu Youtang grow up. It's not an exaggeration, the two of them have gone through hardships together, and they have gone through so many turmoil together, coupled with Zhu Youtang's gentle and lovable personality, Liu Jian's affection for him is naturally beyond the comparison of ordinary monarchs and ministers.

It's just...Liu Jianjian is an important minister of the country and a scholar of the cabinet. Although he doesn't want his disciples to be unable to sleep peacefully because of the problem of the imperial tomb after his death, he is even more unwilling to see the people of Ming Dynasty fall into a difficult life because of this, and have to sell their children Women maintain life.

"Your Majesty..." Liu Jian raised the fluorene board in his hand, stood up, and was about to open his mouth to complain to Zhu Houzhao, but he didn't know that he had only spoken half a sentence before hearing Zhu Houzhao's slightly sarcastic and playful laugh.

"Master Liu, do you want to say that the household department has no money?" Zhu Houzhao said, glanced at Zhang Mo who was standing under the steps, made a face at him, then raised his chin, pointed at Liu Jian, and winked. blink.

Hate!Get me up so early!I don't know this point, is it a good time to sleep?

Zhang Mo looked at Zhu Houzhao angrily, and purposely yawned long in front of him, causing Zhu Houzhao to burst into a sneer.

snort!If I don't sleep, you want to sleep too!Bad Momo!

Zhu Houzhao stuck out his tongue at Zhang Mo childishly.

Come on, they're still down there.

Zhang Mo winked at the group of downcast potatoes below, signaling Zhu Houzhao to get back to the topic, the most important thing is to end this boring morning early so that he can go back to sleep.

"Cough..." Seeing this, Zhu Houzhao sat down straight, cleared his throat, and then continued, "Are you trying to say, let my internal funds pay for this money? Let me tell you, don't talk about the door No, not even a window."

"Your Majesty, I think it's wrong for you to do this..." Before Liu Jian could speak, a small official whom Zhu Houzhao didn't know jumped out beside him, saluted Zhu Houzhao and chattered endlessly.

Zhu Houzhao was taken aback by this guy who rushed out suddenly. In addition, he didn't like to study when he was a child, and his Chinese grades were not good. He didn't quite understand it, so he didn't react for a long time, "Mo Mo, come here..." Zhu Houzhao waved at Zhang Mo, motioned him to bend down and put his ear to his mouth, and then said embarrassingly: "He is talking What? You translate for me..."

"Your Majesty, I told you a long time ago that reading is not for others, but for yourself. Even if you are not afraid of exposing the fact that your education level is too low, please at least understand what others scold you..." Zhang Mo looked Seeing Zhu Houzhao's bewildered face, he suddenly felt very upset, "It seems that Your Majesty has forgotten the scene of our first meeting, and sure enough... the king's favor is the most unreliable..." Zhang Mo said sadly Miserable, her tone of resentment was comparable to that of an old court lady who hadn't seen a man in the deep palace for decades, "I remember the first time we were there, the flowers were exactly the same as the moon was full, and you called me 'interesting' at that time? I have always I keep it in my heart, but I didn't expect you to..." Zhang Mo's voice paused for a while when he said this, firstly, his hesitant appearance would make him appear more sad, and secondly, he had to think about how many tears he would cry out. Not too much, three times... In fact, he didn't quite understand the words just now, so he had to organize the language first.

"Mo Mo, it was the first day of the new year, how could there be a moon?" Zhu Houzhao's answer was beyond Zhang Mo's expectation. Originally, Zhang Mo was just talking casually, hoping to delay some time so that he could sort out what he heard. Things, organize your language, so that you can show off your knowledge in front of Zhu Houzhao, but I didn't expect the other party to remember it... Although Zhang Mo didn't remember whether it was the first day of junior high school, "I praised it as 'interesting' , not 'interesting'." Zhu Houzhao's expression was calm, as if he was telling what happened just now, but his calm was in exchange for Zhang Mo's heart that could not calm down.

impossible!This kid... hates it!What are you doing so touchingly?You don't need to say these nonsense words anymore to buy people's hearts. My brother's heart and his life have already been sold to you, you brat.

"He's scolding you, scolding you for being unfilial." Zhang Mo lowered his eyes, trying to hide the dots and ignorance of the truth in his eyes and watched the liquid, "When the father is dead, the son is not willing to pay for the repair of the father's grave, but counts Someone else will fix it." Zhang Mo quickly explained the meaning of the small official words in the language that Zhu Houzhao could understand best.

What the fuck, if the emperor dies, the money for repairing the grave must be paid for by his son, so what about Zhu Houzhao, a sonless idiot?Exposure to the wilderness?Zhang Mo squinted at the energetic Zhu Houzhao, who was only 14 years old, and his heart was cold and cold. The sons of Hubu are unreliable.Take photos, don't worry, I will definitely save enough coffin books for you, and I won't let you expose your corpse to the wilderness.

When Zhang Mo was thinking wildly, the ministers under him had already started arguing. You must know that he never fights alone. They are organized, planned and disciplined. Every time they appear, they must be Groups of gangs fight, even if they shout "I have the kind to fight one-on-one", it means that they will pick you one by one.

Generally speaking, they are a group of hooligans. If you have to add an attributive in front of this, Zhu Houzhao thinks that they should be a group of professional hooligans with a license to swear. Wash it clean, turn it into a fragrant roast suckling pig, and put it into the belly.

As for now...Zhu Houzhao reached out and took out his wide sleeves, praising Emperor Taizu, the sleeves of the court clothes you made are so wide, so that your little grandson—the cute little Zhaozhao can hide so much in the sleeves ...cigarettes, melon seeds, cola, beer, magazines.

There is no need for a bench, I bought a seat ticket, and by the way, I sympathize with Momo who only has a standing ticket.

The author has something to say: I can't even buy standing tickets, I'm very sad...

I'm worse than Mo Mo!