When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch
Chapter 18 The Eunuch's Childbirth Novel
"Hiss!" What kind of book did Liu Li give?
Zhu Houzhao took a deep breath, closed the novel in his hand suddenly, glanced at the ministers below, they were still arguing, and it seemed that it would not end for a while, probably because he could not care about himself for the time being, and then glanced at the people on the side Zhang Mo, very good, something like a dead pig has fallen asleep against the pillar.
It should be... no one cares about me, right?
Zhu Houzhao secretly took a look, and after confirming that no one would take care of him, he turned to the novel in his hand with a red face and continued to read.
Today's novel was stuffed into Zhu Houzhao's sleeve by Liuli herself. She said that people who love each other must have children. Although boys and boys are quite annoying, if it is the two of them, she doesn't care about the thunder, so I deliberately asked someone to borrow a few eunuchs' birth essays, so that I could study hard, learn a lot, and work hard to get a son with Zhang Mo early.
result……
What kind of broken book?No reference value at all?The eunuch gave birth to Ziwen. In the end, the eunuch gave birth to a son, but it was the woman who played the role of a man in a pair of lilies who conceived and gave birth. The eunuch was only responsible for sowing chrysanthemum seeds to make the woman pregnant.
The title party is hateful!False advertising should be killed!
Zhu Houzhao closed the book angrily, and threw the novel in his hand onto the dragon chair. His expression was serious as if he heard that someone was going to rebel. No one could guess that he was angry because of a novel that was not suitable for 21.
"Your Majesty, calm down, I deserve death for my crimes." The officials, who were about to turn the court into a battlefield, were startled by Zhu Houzhao's huge slamming book on the dragon chair, froze for a moment, and then turned around, only to see an extremely angry The little emperor looked at a book on the ground with red ears and gasped, thinking that he was angry because he and others, as court ministers, almost punched his colleagues in the court, so he knelt down in unison and said in unison Said.
Zhang Mo, who was also awakened by the sound of falling books, also knelt on the ground with the officials, and shouted at Zhu Houzhao: "Your Majesty, calm down, this servant deserves death."
"Everyone is flat." Zhu Houzhao picked up the book calmly, stuffed it back into his sleeve, and sat back on the dragon chair and said.
"Thank you, Your Majesty." After the ministers saluted and stood up from the ground, Liu Jian was the first to jump out and said to Zhu Houzhao, "Your Majesty, the reconstruction of the Tailing Mausoleum will neither take the Ministry of Households nor internal funds. Is Your Majesty planning to Tax hikes? This year..."
"There's been a severe drought this year..." I don't know how to change some new lines, or to use creative excuses, such as the Namekians attacking Daming or something. You are so old, but your imagination is so lacking. Are you ashamed?
"Don't worry, I won't raise taxes this time..." Zhu Houzhao waved at Liu Jian, ready to tell his plan. At this moment, he was a little nervous. After all, although this method is not unprecedented, it must be unprecedented and pioneering. Once, I don't know what will be sprayed by the group of trolls below.
Zhu Houzhao felt that he needed someone to support him now, to give him some motivation and courage, so that he would have the courage to speak out his thoughts, so he instinctively looked at Zhang Mo, only to see that the other party was tilting his head slightly, full of enthusiasm. She smiled at herself with a gentle face, as if she was encouraging herself, and when she was excited, she smoothly said the method that she and Zhang Mo had planned for a long time.
Dead pig, old man Liu asked you something, what do you think brother is doing?Brother didn't write the answer on his face, so it was useless to read it.Oh... Brother understands, you are afraid that Brother will fall asleep again, and you are monitoring Brother there.Brother didn't sleep, don't worry, if you don't believe me, look at Brother's face, isn't he smiling?
Therefore, misunderstandings and imagining things are the scariest things.
××××××××××
"Your Majesty, this...how is this possible?" Liu Jian looked unacceptable, and stared at Zhu Houzhao who was sitting on the Dragon Throne nonchalantly. "Repairing the imperial mausoleum is a royal matter. How can you let a businessman..."
"Same with the people...sad with the people..." Zhu Hou, who almost said "to have fun with the people", slapped his cute little face a few times in his heart, and then continued: "Although the construction of the imperial mausoleum is a The affairs of the royal family are also the affairs of the imperial court. It is not only a family affair, but also a national affair. It is a matter of concern to the people of the world. Merchants are members of the Ming Dynasty and people of the world. They should be honored to be given the task of building the imperial mausoleum. "Although Zhu Houzhao doesn't care about face, and Zhang Mo doesn't care about face, but considering those old officials still care about face, the two of them kindly described the sale of the imperial tomb as a "gift", and the payment of contracted project funds as "a gift." Reward money", lest the stimulation is too great, and it would not be beautiful to faint once or twice, "As for the quality, I have already thought about it..." Zhu Houzhao reprinted the n-hand information that Zhang Mo plagiarized from others without blushing Those not specified are said to be their own methods.
"But Your Majesty..." Liu Jianfei quickly made a calculation in his heart, and continued to say to Zhu Houzhao, "Even if the entire imperial mausoleum...is given to the merchant to build, but the final reward is still paid by the Ministry of Households, then the Ministry of Households will repair it. , what's the difference?"
Pack!You pretend for me too!My surname is Zhu, but it doesn't mean I'm a pig!Give it to the household department for repair, and spend the money on the public, you moths, take two pennies for one penny, give it to businessmen for repairs, spend private money, and spend one penny as two pennies, which can save me at least half.
As for the other half, Zhu Houzhao didn't plan to pay, not only did he not plan to pay, but he also planned to make another fortune.Mo Mo is right, he is the emperor, the idol of everyone in the world, and the biggest star of Ming Dynasty, whoever he uses should pay him for advertising.
Zhu Houzhao doesn't mind that his whole body, including inside and outside the palace city, is covered with business advertisements. As long as they are willing to pay and are willing to spend money, I will... sell myself to bury my father today.
"Your Majesty, do you mean...you mean...the House of Internal Affairs won't pay for the collection in the future?" Liu Jian covered his heart and felt dizzy at the same time, but for the sake of Jiangshan Sheji, he tried his best to control himself Don't faint, "Competing with the people for profit is not what Mingjun does."
"Oh? You said... Is I competing with the people for profit, or..." Zhu Houzhao smiled in his heart, leaned on the back of the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, put his chin on the back of his hand, looked at Liu Jian, and said indifferently : "Still competing with officials for profit?"
"Uh..." Liu Jianzi froze, not knowing how to answer Zhu Houzhao's words.
The procurement of internal affairs has always been a shady and tricky dance, and the oil and water are repurchased. Now Zhu Houzhao directly cancels the procurement and replaces it with the merchant... who is responsible for the image of the spokesperson... why should he pay the spokesperson a large sum of money? Endorsement fees, in short, directly change the businessman-purchase-emperor line to the businessman-emperor line, which saves time and cost. good thing.
"Lord Liu, Elder Liu Ge, don't worry, this endorsement is limited to me, and everything else remains the same, follow the old rules." But sooner or later there will be rectification, but Mo Mo said, now that I have just ascended the throne, The throne is not too stable yet, so it is not advisable to force too many ministers to face him at once. Instead, he should adopt the method of boiling frogs in warm water, step by step, and slowly erode the territory of these moths. Count."
Although Zhu Houzhao thinks women are annoying, but at the moment he wished that the entire harem would be filled with women, because then he could allow the major jewelers in the capital to provide beautiful jewelry, and find his queens and concubines as spokespersons. And then...he confiscated all the jewelry.
Hahaha... Mo Mo likes this kind of shiny jewelry the most, if you give it to him as a gift, he will definitely like it.
Thinking of Zhang Mo's happy appearance at that time, Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but feel elated. He stared straight at Zhang Mo at the bottom. The more he looked, the more attractive he became. It seemed that he could only wrong his mother and confiscate her jewelry. up.
"Since that's the case, the minister obeys the order." Hearing that Zhu Houzhao said it was only himself, Liu Jian heaved a sigh of relief. Today is fine, the moth he got out of it, finally did a good thing, that is, he had money to rebuild the imperial mausoleum, and he didn't need to increase taxes. The things that caused the people of Ming Dynasty to suffer.
The dead have no right to speak, so poor His Majesty Zhu Youtang was just represented.
"Okay, that's it, let's leave the court." Seeing that Liu Jian was finally fooled, Zhu Houzhao didn't wait for the officials to react, and quickly made a decision, asking Zhang Mo to take out the imperial decree that had been prepared.
The imperial decree clearly states that "The specifications and requirements of the imperial tomb, the quality standards for acceptance, and the supervision of the imperial tomb project are all completed by the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Rites, while the bidding work for the merchants of the imperial tomb and the final acceptance after the construction of the imperial tomb are completed. The internal officials will be in charge, and I hope that the internal and external courts will cooperate with each other, make progress together, and work together to do a good job in the construction of the imperial mausoleum, so as to contribute to the construction of the new era of feudal society."
Although the ministers of the outer court were very dissatisfied with Zhu Houzhao's division method of "suffering hardships and suffering from the outer court, enjoying blessings and receiving bribes from the inner court", whoever made others suffer more than himself and lose a piece of meat would be closer to the emperor.
Compared with the dissatisfaction of the masses, the reaction of the inner court was stronger.
"Zhang Mo, what are you doing here? This is the Supervisor of Rituals!" The current Supervisor of Rituals, the eunuch, looked at Zhang Mo who came uninvited, and angrily scolded.
"Huh?" Zhang Mo smiled darkly, looked around, and proudly puffed up his chest and said, "Didn't you call the 24 Yamen eunuchs for a meeting? Why can't our family come?"
"You are just a small young supervisor, what qualifications do you have to come here?" Fan Ting, the current East Factory Superintendent and Rites Supervisor Bingbi Eunuch, looked at Zhang Mo and said angrily.
"Then our family will come even more." Zhang Mo tilted his head, blinked his big eyes, looked at Fan Ting innocently, and said in a sympathetic tone: "Doesn't the factory owner know that the emperor just appointed our family as the head of the family?" Is it the admiral eunuch of the inner palace supervisor? Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Fan, you are the master of Dongchang, who is engaged in intelligence work, and the news is still so outdated. It’s really terrible..." Zhang Mo said while shaking his little head, with a look on his face. Fan Ting's triumphant appearance almost drove Fan Ting to death.
His uncle, you and the emperor are in the same bed with no one around, who would know what you were talking about flirting with each other?Pooh!A dead boy, relying on his good appearance, he seduces the emperor with sex, corrupts the imperial court, and is careful to give birth...hemorrhoids, chrysanthemums are crippled, and no one cares about his old age.
The author has something to say: The novel written by the caretaker was written during the reign of Chongzhen, and it should not have been published yet.
It is a magical book, but in my personal opinion, that book is different from "Yi Bianchai", it should criticize the relationship between men and men, because all the stories in the book are about Xiaoshou born to be slutty, and the result is Being XX and OO, tortured, and finally died tragically...
In the words of an elementary school Chinese teacher, it should be called, the central idea of this article is through the tragic death of a small subject, reflecting the unreasonable love between men and men, and telling that men and men are wrong, what the hell...
In addition, this week's book has no rankings and runs naked, tears and tears, please comfort me
Zhu Houzhao took a deep breath, closed the novel in his hand suddenly, glanced at the ministers below, they were still arguing, and it seemed that it would not end for a while, probably because he could not care about himself for the time being, and then glanced at the people on the side Zhang Mo, very good, something like a dead pig has fallen asleep against the pillar.
It should be... no one cares about me, right?
Zhu Houzhao secretly took a look, and after confirming that no one would take care of him, he turned to the novel in his hand with a red face and continued to read.
Today's novel was stuffed into Zhu Houzhao's sleeve by Liuli herself. She said that people who love each other must have children. Although boys and boys are quite annoying, if it is the two of them, she doesn't care about the thunder, so I deliberately asked someone to borrow a few eunuchs' birth essays, so that I could study hard, learn a lot, and work hard to get a son with Zhang Mo early.
result……
What kind of broken book?No reference value at all?The eunuch gave birth to Ziwen. In the end, the eunuch gave birth to a son, but it was the woman who played the role of a man in a pair of lilies who conceived and gave birth. The eunuch was only responsible for sowing chrysanthemum seeds to make the woman pregnant.
The title party is hateful!False advertising should be killed!
Zhu Houzhao closed the book angrily, and threw the novel in his hand onto the dragon chair. His expression was serious as if he heard that someone was going to rebel. No one could guess that he was angry because of a novel that was not suitable for 21.
"Your Majesty, calm down, I deserve death for my crimes." The officials, who were about to turn the court into a battlefield, were startled by Zhu Houzhao's huge slamming book on the dragon chair, froze for a moment, and then turned around, only to see an extremely angry The little emperor looked at a book on the ground with red ears and gasped, thinking that he was angry because he and others, as court ministers, almost punched his colleagues in the court, so he knelt down in unison and said in unison Said.
Zhang Mo, who was also awakened by the sound of falling books, also knelt on the ground with the officials, and shouted at Zhu Houzhao: "Your Majesty, calm down, this servant deserves death."
"Everyone is flat." Zhu Houzhao picked up the book calmly, stuffed it back into his sleeve, and sat back on the dragon chair and said.
"Thank you, Your Majesty." After the ministers saluted and stood up from the ground, Liu Jian was the first to jump out and said to Zhu Houzhao, "Your Majesty, the reconstruction of the Tailing Mausoleum will neither take the Ministry of Households nor internal funds. Is Your Majesty planning to Tax hikes? This year..."
"There's been a severe drought this year..." I don't know how to change some new lines, or to use creative excuses, such as the Namekians attacking Daming or something. You are so old, but your imagination is so lacking. Are you ashamed?
"Don't worry, I won't raise taxes this time..." Zhu Houzhao waved at Liu Jian, ready to tell his plan. At this moment, he was a little nervous. After all, although this method is not unprecedented, it must be unprecedented and pioneering. Once, I don't know what will be sprayed by the group of trolls below.
Zhu Houzhao felt that he needed someone to support him now, to give him some motivation and courage, so that he would have the courage to speak out his thoughts, so he instinctively looked at Zhang Mo, only to see that the other party was tilting his head slightly, full of enthusiasm. She smiled at herself with a gentle face, as if she was encouraging herself, and when she was excited, she smoothly said the method that she and Zhang Mo had planned for a long time.
Dead pig, old man Liu asked you something, what do you think brother is doing?Brother didn't write the answer on his face, so it was useless to read it.Oh... Brother understands, you are afraid that Brother will fall asleep again, and you are monitoring Brother there.Brother didn't sleep, don't worry, if you don't believe me, look at Brother's face, isn't he smiling?
Therefore, misunderstandings and imagining things are the scariest things.
××××××××××
"Your Majesty, this...how is this possible?" Liu Jian looked unacceptable, and stared at Zhu Houzhao who was sitting on the Dragon Throne nonchalantly. "Repairing the imperial mausoleum is a royal matter. How can you let a businessman..."
"Same with the people...sad with the people..." Zhu Hou, who almost said "to have fun with the people", slapped his cute little face a few times in his heart, and then continued: "Although the construction of the imperial mausoleum is a The affairs of the royal family are also the affairs of the imperial court. It is not only a family affair, but also a national affair. It is a matter of concern to the people of the world. Merchants are members of the Ming Dynasty and people of the world. They should be honored to be given the task of building the imperial mausoleum. "Although Zhu Houzhao doesn't care about face, and Zhang Mo doesn't care about face, but considering those old officials still care about face, the two of them kindly described the sale of the imperial tomb as a "gift", and the payment of contracted project funds as "a gift." Reward money", lest the stimulation is too great, and it would not be beautiful to faint once or twice, "As for the quality, I have already thought about it..." Zhu Houzhao reprinted the n-hand information that Zhang Mo plagiarized from others without blushing Those not specified are said to be their own methods.
"But Your Majesty..." Liu Jianfei quickly made a calculation in his heart, and continued to say to Zhu Houzhao, "Even if the entire imperial mausoleum...is given to the merchant to build, but the final reward is still paid by the Ministry of Households, then the Ministry of Households will repair it. , what's the difference?"
Pack!You pretend for me too!My surname is Zhu, but it doesn't mean I'm a pig!Give it to the household department for repair, and spend the money on the public, you moths, take two pennies for one penny, give it to businessmen for repairs, spend private money, and spend one penny as two pennies, which can save me at least half.
As for the other half, Zhu Houzhao didn't plan to pay, not only did he not plan to pay, but he also planned to make another fortune.Mo Mo is right, he is the emperor, the idol of everyone in the world, and the biggest star of Ming Dynasty, whoever he uses should pay him for advertising.
Zhu Houzhao doesn't mind that his whole body, including inside and outside the palace city, is covered with business advertisements. As long as they are willing to pay and are willing to spend money, I will... sell myself to bury my father today.
"Your Majesty, do you mean...you mean...the House of Internal Affairs won't pay for the collection in the future?" Liu Jian covered his heart and felt dizzy at the same time, but for the sake of Jiangshan Sheji, he tried his best to control himself Don't faint, "Competing with the people for profit is not what Mingjun does."
"Oh? You said... Is I competing with the people for profit, or..." Zhu Houzhao smiled in his heart, leaned on the back of the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, put his chin on the back of his hand, looked at Liu Jian, and said indifferently : "Still competing with officials for profit?"
"Uh..." Liu Jianzi froze, not knowing how to answer Zhu Houzhao's words.
The procurement of internal affairs has always been a shady and tricky dance, and the oil and water are repurchased. Now Zhu Houzhao directly cancels the procurement and replaces it with the merchant... who is responsible for the image of the spokesperson... why should he pay the spokesperson a large sum of money? Endorsement fees, in short, directly change the businessman-purchase-emperor line to the businessman-emperor line, which saves time and cost. good thing.
"Lord Liu, Elder Liu Ge, don't worry, this endorsement is limited to me, and everything else remains the same, follow the old rules." But sooner or later there will be rectification, but Mo Mo said, now that I have just ascended the throne, The throne is not too stable yet, so it is not advisable to force too many ministers to face him at once. Instead, he should adopt the method of boiling frogs in warm water, step by step, and slowly erode the territory of these moths. Count."
Although Zhu Houzhao thinks women are annoying, but at the moment he wished that the entire harem would be filled with women, because then he could allow the major jewelers in the capital to provide beautiful jewelry, and find his queens and concubines as spokespersons. And then...he confiscated all the jewelry.
Hahaha... Mo Mo likes this kind of shiny jewelry the most, if you give it to him as a gift, he will definitely like it.
Thinking of Zhang Mo's happy appearance at that time, Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but feel elated. He stared straight at Zhang Mo at the bottom. The more he looked, the more attractive he became. It seemed that he could only wrong his mother and confiscate her jewelry. up.
"Since that's the case, the minister obeys the order." Hearing that Zhu Houzhao said it was only himself, Liu Jian heaved a sigh of relief. Today is fine, the moth he got out of it, finally did a good thing, that is, he had money to rebuild the imperial mausoleum, and he didn't need to increase taxes. The things that caused the people of Ming Dynasty to suffer.
The dead have no right to speak, so poor His Majesty Zhu Youtang was just represented.
"Okay, that's it, let's leave the court." Seeing that Liu Jian was finally fooled, Zhu Houzhao didn't wait for the officials to react, and quickly made a decision, asking Zhang Mo to take out the imperial decree that had been prepared.
The imperial decree clearly states that "The specifications and requirements of the imperial tomb, the quality standards for acceptance, and the supervision of the imperial tomb project are all completed by the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Rites, while the bidding work for the merchants of the imperial tomb and the final acceptance after the construction of the imperial tomb are completed. The internal officials will be in charge, and I hope that the internal and external courts will cooperate with each other, make progress together, and work together to do a good job in the construction of the imperial mausoleum, so as to contribute to the construction of the new era of feudal society."
Although the ministers of the outer court were very dissatisfied with Zhu Houzhao's division method of "suffering hardships and suffering from the outer court, enjoying blessings and receiving bribes from the inner court", whoever made others suffer more than himself and lose a piece of meat would be closer to the emperor.
Compared with the dissatisfaction of the masses, the reaction of the inner court was stronger.
"Zhang Mo, what are you doing here? This is the Supervisor of Rituals!" The current Supervisor of Rituals, the eunuch, looked at Zhang Mo who came uninvited, and angrily scolded.
"Huh?" Zhang Mo smiled darkly, looked around, and proudly puffed up his chest and said, "Didn't you call the 24 Yamen eunuchs for a meeting? Why can't our family come?"
"You are just a small young supervisor, what qualifications do you have to come here?" Fan Ting, the current East Factory Superintendent and Rites Supervisor Bingbi Eunuch, looked at Zhang Mo and said angrily.
"Then our family will come even more." Zhang Mo tilted his head, blinked his big eyes, looked at Fan Ting innocently, and said in a sympathetic tone: "Doesn't the factory owner know that the emperor just appointed our family as the head of the family?" Is it the admiral eunuch of the inner palace supervisor? Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Fan, you are the master of Dongchang, who is engaged in intelligence work, and the news is still so outdated. It’s really terrible..." Zhang Mo said while shaking his little head, with a look on his face. Fan Ting's triumphant appearance almost drove Fan Ting to death.
His uncle, you and the emperor are in the same bed with no one around, who would know what you were talking about flirting with each other?Pooh!A dead boy, relying on his good appearance, he seduces the emperor with sex, corrupts the imperial court, and is careful to give birth...hemorrhoids, chrysanthemums are crippled, and no one cares about his old age.
The author has something to say: The novel written by the caretaker was written during the reign of Chongzhen, and it should not have been published yet.
It is a magical book, but in my personal opinion, that book is different from "Yi Bianchai", it should criticize the relationship between men and men, because all the stories in the book are about Xiaoshou born to be slutty, and the result is Being XX and OO, tortured, and finally died tragically...
In the words of an elementary school Chinese teacher, it should be called, the central idea of this article is through the tragic death of a small subject, reflecting the unreasonable love between men and men, and telling that men and men are wrong, what the hell...
In addition, this week's book has no rankings and runs naked, tears and tears, please comfort me
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