When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

The first imperial mausoleum bidding conference was successfully started under the conspiracy of Zhu Houzhao and Zhang Mo, and the construction was completed six months later, in the third year of the first year of Zhengde in the Ming Dynasty. The acceptance was completed and it was received and paid for use.

What the ministers did not expect was that this bidding was not what they imagined, it was a special case opened by the imperial court because of the lack of money in the household department, but it became a routine, and its impact was exaggerated by the newspapers. , also expanded infinitely, blossoming and bearing fruit everywhere in all walks of life in Daming, showing a thriving scene.

"Mo Mo, the palace is so boring, I don't want to live in the palace." Zhu Houzhao put his hand on his chin and looked at Zhang Mo who was stuffing himself with chopsticks...feeding vegetables, and obediently opened his mouth and said.

"I don't want to live in the palace, that's fine... then go to build another courtyard... well, it's called the Leopard Room, how about it?" Zhang Mo took advantage of the situation and threw a piece of meat into his mouth, turned his head, and was surprised to see Zhu Houzhao opened his mouth wide Looking at himself, he didn't even know that the vegetables in his mouth were about to fall out, "Is it good to eat..." Zhang Mo muttered, stretched out his hand, made a fist with four fingers, leaving only the index finger, and lightly pressed Zhu Houzhao's chin, "Keep your mouth shut when you eat."

"Yeah... Momo, you're so kind." Zhu Houzhao swallowed the vegetables in his mouth, stared at Zhang Mo, crossed his hands in front of his chest and made fists, his eyes blinked flickeringly, and he looked very cute and very cute. Cute appearance, "I told others, they all said that I was messing around, that there is no emperor who doesn't live in the palace. But I don't want to live here."

"Of course, I'm not good to you, who am I to be good to." Anyway, you have to cultivate, you have to cultivate early and late, and if I don't let you practice, you won't practice?not necessarily.

Zhang Mo shook his head, feeling that his weight in Zhu Houzhao's heart was not so heavy, but he didn't know that if he really refused to agree, then even if Zhu Houzhao thought about it, he would not dare to cultivate.

"Then Momo, what do you think is better to fix it?" Zhu Houzhao continued to look like a star, and only had to install an artificial tail to shake it.

"Of course Xiyuan..." Zhang Mo couldn't think of answering the location of the Leopard House in history. The speed made Zhu Houzhao doubt whether Zhang Mo fell into his own pit or fell into Zhang Mokang himself, otherwise he would How can I say it without even thinking about it, the place I thought of for a long time before I figured it out.

"Momo, I seem to like you more and more..." Zhu Houzhao said in his heart, he likes Zhang Mo, it has nothing to do with appearance, age and identity, and it has nothing to do with whether Zhang Mo can tell stories. There are too many people who tell stories, Zhang Mo may not be the best storyteller, just a Conan, and it is not worth it for him to think about it for so long.

He likes him purely because he understands him, knows him, and understands his thoughts. At first, he just wanted to find a confidant and playmate, but he didn't expect to become a lover in the end.

Seeing Zhu Houzhao's adoring eyes, Zhang Mo felt a little proud, boy, your hobby has been studied a hundred times by later generations, and to put it bluntly, you poked your ass, not only did my brother know that you wanted to What shit, people all over the country know what shit you want to shit.

One thinks that he has met the only confidant in the world, and the other thinks that the other party will never know the truth. The result of the addition of two self-righteousness is equal to a beautiful misunderstanding.

It's just that one day, when the two sides know the truth, what will happen?

"But... Mo Mo... what about the money..." Zhu Houzhao said the purpose of selling his cuteness for a long time. Even if Zhu Houzhao was as thick-skinned as a wild boar, he felt a little embarrassed at the moment. , I seem to only spend money and not make money. Although being a rice bug feels very happy, being a husband doesn't want to make money to support the family. He only cares about having fun, which is not very good after all.

Zhu Houzhao has made up his mind. He will go to the Minister of the Household Department tomorrow and ask him about the salary of General Zhu Shou, the governor of the Ming Dynasty, the mighty general of military affairs.

"Open the sea ban." Thinking of the benefits that the sea ban can bring, Zhang Mo's saliva couldn't help drooling. Even if there is no trade, just build a big treasure ship like Zheng He, but also a steady stream of benefits.

"Those ministers won't be happy." Zhu Houzhao thought for a while, frowned, and felt that it seemed unreliable. Although he knew about maritime interests, he also knew that many ministers' families in the court had hooked up with maritime merchants. Engaging in overseas smuggling activities, the imperial court's opening of the sea to prohibit overseas trade is simply to kill them smugglers.

Thinking of this, Zhu Houzhao was a little angry. When he was a child, he didn’t listen to Zhang Mo’s YY text on the history of Ming Dynasty...Of course, the version he heard was not Ming. They have money but no status, so in order to change their status, these businessmen either cultivate qualified disciples of the tribe, or set up free schools, and use all possible means to subsidize poor scholars to take the imperial examination.

At that time, Zhu Houzhao, who was young and ignorant, still thought that these businessmen were very kind, and they did good deeds. He didn't understand why Zhang Mo looked like this every time he talked about these things, but now that he has grown up, he understands. Scholars cultivated or funded by businessmen, after entering the court, either for the family or to repay favors, or to annex a large number of lands or not to allow the court to collect business taxes, in short, they are desperate...to poach the corner of the feudal society.

"It's okay, we don't do business." Zhang Mo smiled darkly, raised his head slightly towards the east, looked far away, rushed out of the Forbidden City and walked towards the whole country, and finally crossed the mountains and the sea, and his eyes fell on the country that was separated from Daming by a sea.

There is a saying that goes home and sells sweet potatoes instead of going to Japan.

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"What? Rebuild Zheng He's treasure ship? Go to the Western Ocean again!" Liu Daxia, Minister of the Ministry of War, jumped three feet high and looked at Zhu Houzhao, who was sitting on the dragon chair with the old god in his presence.

"Hmm..." Zhu Houzhao nodded with a smile, and then blinked at the absent-minded Zhang Mo, "Master Liu, I heard that you have hidden the blueprint of Zheng He's treasure ship, right? Take it out quickly, don't force me to use Jinyi Factory to grab it. Anyway... obedience is also a pain, and resistance is also a pain. Don't do unnecessary struggle. Life is like that. If you can't resist, then Just lie down and enjoy."

Uh, why does this sentence sound a bit strange?Zhang Mo looked at Zhu Houzhao who was smiling at him ambiguously, his tender face flushed slightly, and his memory returned to the noon of the day before yesterday.

"Mo Mo, why am I eating vegetables and you eating meat?" Zhu Houzhao, whose face was flushed with pain, tightly hugged Zhang Mo's right hand holding chopsticks. His neck was tightly surrounded by Zhang Mo's left hand, so he could only stretch it desperately Stomach to bite the meat on the other end of the chopsticks.

It's so big and fragrant, a piece of meat, you can tell it's delicious at a glance.

Zhu Houzhao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, staring intently at the piece of braised pork that is bright in color, smooth in lines, and full of fragrance. God knows, ever since Zhang Mo said that eating fatty meat is not good for his health, and strictly stipulated that he can only eat it After the so-called nutritious lunch, he hadn't eaten meat in a long time.

He is the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and he didn't even have to eat his mouth full. Who would believe this sentence?

"Eat green vegetables to supplement vitamin ABCDEFG, I...I...but...for your own good..." I am afraid that you will hurt your body because of overeating, eating indiscriminately, drinking too much, and indulgent sex. Anyway, it will eventually lead to sub-health in the body, so die early Lose.

After Zhang Mo said this, he stopped talking, and hugged Zhu Houzhao's neck tightly with his left hand. Instead, he focused all his attention on the right hand that was hugged by Zhu Houzhao, and moved the chopsticks in his hand with difficulty.

Lovely and kind-hearted Zhang Mo, he has inherited the fine traditions of the eunuchs of the past dynasties, Wang Chengen, Wei Zhongxian and countless other father-in-laws who sacrificed their lives and blood for the life and health of the emperor, possessed their souls at this moment.Zhang Mo alone represents the fine tradition of countless sages and descendants of the eunuchs who are loyal to the royal family and the emperor.

At this moment, Zhang Mo is not fighting alone.

Three inches, two inches, one inch, one centimeter... Don't give Zhu Houzhao any chance.

Zhang Mo lived up to the expectations of the readers, he ate it... He quickly swallowed the braised pork into his stomach with his bloody mouth. open.

Victory belongs to Zhang Mo, to her Wang Chengen, to her Wei Zhongxian, to everyone who likes Zhang Mo, and even more to Zhu Houzhao.

Zhang Mo stared wide-eyed at the face that was so close at hand, he couldn't believe what he saw just now. If he read it correctly, when the piece of meat was 0.01 centimeters away from his mouth, the desperate Emperor Zhu had Like Popeye who ate spinach, he broke free from his hand, opened his small mouth in a standard diving posture, and bit towards the meat in his hand. The result...the result...seems tragic.

Zhang Mo smacked his mouth twice, it was soft and had a familiar smell, he stuck out his tongue to taste it, and it was indeed filled with the vegetable smell he hated the most.

Zhang Mo still hasn't figured out whether he should push the other party away, cover his lips and yell "indecent", or calmly pretend that nothing happened and continue eating. After all, the last time he was attacked on the lips was caused by the other party in his sleep when he was unconscious. Why, and this time... Brother, can you say "Your Highness, this is my mouth, not braised pork, next time, please read carefully before jumping"?

Before Zhang Mo could figure it out, he felt that one hand was supporting the back of his head, and the other hand was encircling his waist. Zhang Mo's body froze suddenly, and he even forgot to put his protruding tongue back. return.

Zhang Mo forgot to retract his tongue, which does not mean that Zhu Houzhao would ignore the extra foreign objects in his mouth. Facing Zhang Mo who rarely took the initiative, Zhu Houzhao stuck out his tongue and wrapped it around Zhang Mo's tongue, pulling it up and down While speaking, the small mouth was sucking the fragrance between the opponent's teeth, and the thin white teeth still nibbled on Zhang Mo's lips.

Let me wipe that, this brat won't be vegetarian for too long, dissatisfied with his yuu, turn into a zombie, ready to swallow him alive, right?It's not delicious if it's not cooked!

The author has something to say:

1. Ask the Ministry of Households to ask for the salary of the general Zhu Shou, and I have done it. .

2. The one who can't even eat a full meal is Wanli who lives under the clutches of Zhang Juzheng. .

3. Wang Chengen was the one who hanged with Chongzhen. Everyone knows Wei Zhongxian, but when Tianqi fell into the water, Lao Wei couldn't swim and jumped into the water to save others. Not many people know, right?If it was Tianhu who was hanged in Jingshan, then the person beside him must be Old Wei. .

If Jingshan was Zhaozhao...it basically didn't fit Zhaozhao's personality, he couldn't commit suicide, he would only choose a more heroic way of death. .

4. Regarding the child, it is impossible for the eunuch to give birth to a child, but it must be a child that you can't think of. That's a godsend, so I buried the foreshadowing...