When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

"Zi said, learning and learning from time to time, it's not easy to say, it's a joy to have friends coming from afar..." Zhang Mo's yawn was interrupted by the sound of reading aloud.

Unexpectedly, I never expected that I have been crippled by exam-oriented education for so many years in the 21st century. I finally crossed over and changed from male to female (?), but in the end I still couldn’t get rid of the evil exam-oriented education.

People travel through time and space, even if they don't exude bullshit and become emperors, they can return to the Ming Dynasty and become princes at the last time. This has almost become an iron law, but what about him?

Going back to the Ming Dynasty to be an eunuch——an eunuch who had to get up early every day, study hard, and make progress every day.

"I really don't know, what's the use of eunuch reading? If you read it again, you're also an eunuch!" Zhang Mo secretly murmured in his heart, although there are also many low-level protagonists who change their fate through reading and imperial examinations, and then enter the court by worshiping their prime minister, and have three wives The four concubines embarked on the road of powerful officials with boundless beauty and blessings.

But what does all this have to do with a little eunuch like him?He can't take the imperial examination, can't be an official, and can't marry a wife. No matter how good he is, no matter how high he climbs, he is still a dead eunuch.

Oh, God, why are you doing this to me?In addition to eunuch eunuch novels, I only like to study the physiological structure of the human body in front of island country action tender movies.

I don't have high requirements, and I don't have many hobbies. Just like that, you still can't satisfy me!

Thinking of this, Zhang Mo couldn't help sighing. When Zhang Yong said yesterday that he would send him to Neishutang, he didn't take it seriously. Xiao Han was dragged out of the warm bed by the roommate.

Great winter!The north wind is blowing, the snowflakes are fluttering, and someone's boy is going to school.

Although Ming people's clothes and hair are still a very challenging task for Zhang Mo now, but after a month of training before officially entering the palace, Zhang Mo can tidy himself up so-so to the point where he can be seen by others.When Zhang Mo was dressed and washed, and was dragged by Xiao Han to the courtyard where Zhang Yong lived, Zhang Yong happened to finish washing under the service of the little eunuch.

"Greetings to godfather, baby." Zhang Mo knelt down and saluted very skillfully, with a calm expression on his face, he looked more ancient than the ancients, and he was not at all uncomfortable.

Although when he was writing YY texts, the protagonist who was deeply educated about equality in the 21st century always chose not to kneel when facing power. Even kneeling would be awkward and aggrieved, but it was his turn He himself has no thought burden at all.

The boy has gold under his knees?Well said, but the question is... is he still a man?

He even stood up strong when he knew that he had become a eunuch, and now he offended the boss in the palace because of the small problem of whether to kneel or not, isn't that too stupid?

The old saying goes: A good man does not suffer from immediate losses, and the old saying goes: People have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Just treat it as a ritual, kneel and kneel, kneel for a long time, and get used to it.

As for human rights?Isn't it ridiculous to talk about human rights in the ancient Daming Palace?

Human rights and human rights, then you have to be a human being before you have rights.

What is a eunuch?They are just the emperor's domestic slaves, especially the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty, and all the power is parasitic on the emperor. The emperor will live if he wants you, and die if he wants you. It is not troublesome to kill at all, no matter how awesome As long as the emperor passes a note through the crack of the door, it will be settled.

Compared with those eunuchs and martyrs in the Tang Dynasty who were silent but dared to treat the abolished emperor as a game, the "Emperor Li", "Emperor Nine Thousands" and "Emperor Li" who were praised by later history books and film and television dramas in the history of Ming Dynasty "years old", the distance between the two, let alone a horse race, may not be able to catch up with a UFO.And this incident fully illustrates the principle of "a dog that bites, but it doesn't bark".

"Well, today is your first day in the inner school, and our family will lead you there. I also happened to meet Li Eunuch, the young supervisor of the inner school. Eunuch Li studied with our family in the inner school. You can be regarded as a classmate, so it won’t make things difficult for you.” Zhang Yong said while helping Zhang Mo, motioning for him to follow behind him, while Xiao Han walked in front holding a lantern, “Neishutang does not belong to the 24 yamen of the inner court, but It is directly under the jurisdiction of the admiral, but the admiral of the ceremonies has many affairs, and there is no time to manage a small inner school, so most of the affairs in the hall are handled by the young supervisor Li Jing and Li Gonggong. Can you enroll? , It’s all in his mind, you know?” When Zhang Yong said this, he looked down at Zhang Mo, the meaning in his eyes was self-evident.

"My son knows, my son will definitely work hard and won't lose the face of my adoptive father." Zhang Mo replied respectfully. Although he still didn't quite know what kind of future he would have waiting for him after entering the inner school, as long as he Thinking of Xiao Han's shining eyes and his envious tone when he mentioned Nei Shutang yesterday, the instinct of taking advantage of small things immediately took effect on him.

Neishutang is in the northeast corner of the palace, not too far from the Ciqing Palace where the Crown Prince lives. The road passes two palaces and one courtyard, and the total distance is only about [-] minutes. The court ladies and eunuchs who had already woken up early saluted Zhang Yong, and couldn't help but delay for some time.

Zhang Yong brought Zhang Mo to a large courtyard. Before entering the courtyard, Zhang Mo heard a burst of reading, and the clear and crisp voice of a child made Zhang Mo seem to have returned to the primary school of later generations.

There are two to three hundred students in Neishutang, and several bachelors are teaching.Like the primary schools of later generations, Neishutang is divided into several large rooms according to age and educational level, and each room has dozens of students going to school. The youngest of these students is six years old, and the oldest is only ten years old. I don't know the age.

Zhang Mo withdrew his mind, and respectfully bowed to the handsome eunuch in his 20s, but also without a beard, and said obediently, "Little Zhang Mo, I have met Eunuch Li."

"En!" Li Jing, the young supervisor of Neishutang, looked Zhang Mo up and down. At first, he was born handsome and extraordinary, and he was already satisfied with his heart. After saluting and speaking, his small appearance...is even more dexterous and well-behaved. , then smiled and said to Zhang Yong: "He looks good, and he is clever and clever. He is a promising man at first glance. Brother Deyan is really lucky. Man, I accept it. Come here and take him to worship the Three Treasures." Eunuch."

Three treasures eunuch?Isn't that Zheng He?He's not... oh, so it's a portrait.

Zhang Mo respectfully followed Liu Yu, the Zuo Jiancheng of Neishutang, to put three sticks of incense in front of Zheng He's portrait, and heard him introduce some things, such as "no skipping class, no making noise", which are the same as those of later generations, but more punishing than later generations. Strict school rules, and led Zhang Mo to meet his future teaching bachelor—now Wei Liang, an academician of the Imperial Academy.

After Zhang Mo greeted Wei Liang, Wei Liang praised Zhang Mo casually, pointed out a seat for him, and returned to the desk to continue his lecture.

Because Zhang Mo has a certain cultural background, he should be in the middle class now, and has started to learn "The Analects of Confucius" in the Four Books. Wei Liang shook his head and was very happy when he talked about it, and Zhang Mo was crying silently below.

Damn!It’s okay to arrange traditional characters vertically from right to left. Relying on the skills of stand-up novels and comics, although Zhang Mo can’t write traditional characters, it’s not too difficult to recognize these characters. Recognize, if you guess while guessing, if you don't guess in the middle, and then connect the context, you can also guess it.

But...you write down a whole article, it doesn't matter if you don't divide it into paragraphs, but you don't even type a punctuation point, how do you let people read it?

Zhang Mo thought with great grief and indignation.