When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

The life in Neishutang is very monotonous. In the past month, apart from studying "The Analects" with Wei Liang every day, Zhang Mo practiced calligraphy with a brush, and the calligraphy requirements of the bachelors were even stricter than their educational level requirements. Even higher.No matter whether you can write before or not, or even though you wrote very well, but you write big characters, small characters, round characters and flat characters, you must practice a beautiful and standard pavilion style. Heart suffers.

"Depressed, not everyone can enter the Prison of Rituals." Zhang Mo frowned, enduring the faint pain in his left palm from time to time, and complained in a low voice while waving the brush.

Speaking of this, we must also talk about a system of the Ming Dynasty, that is, "ticket drafting" and "batching red".In the Ming Dynasty, when the ministers submitted the memorial, after being approved and sealed by the emperor, they had to go through two steps: "draft drafting" and "approving red".After reading the memorial, the cabinet scholars wrote the proposed opinions on the ticket and presented them to the emperor, which was called "ticket drafting", and the emperor then issued instructions based on the cabinet's opinions, which was called "reward approval".

But in the late Ming Dynasty, because the emperor became more and more lazy, and there were so many memorials every day, except for a few memorials that were approved by the emperor himself, most of the work of awarding the awards was changed to the eunuch who was in charge of ceremonies. , And there is a very strict requirement for these eunuchs who are responsible for criticizing the red, that is, they must write in a correct style.

Neishutang is the first eunuch school in China, the cradle of future elite eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty, and the reserve of the Lijian. Although it is impossible for everyone to stand out and become a eunuch with a pen or palm print, they can write well. Good words are also necessary.

In his previous life, Zhang Mo was an authentic TV and computer kid. In his own words, except for signing contracts with websites and occasionally going to the bank to do business and need to sign, he has not written for many years.Now let him calm down to practice brush calligraphy honestly, that would not be much worse than killing him.

Zhang Mo complained, but he practiced diligently, he didn't cheat at all, and he didn't resent the bachelors who beat him so badly in his heart.Zhang Mo knew that the other party's strict requirements were also for his future.

As a starting point man, even if he becomes a eunuch, he can't waste the time-traveling quota that countless starting point men and Jinjiang women dream of.As the saying goes, "It's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes if you don't make troubles in the world through time travel." After all, the most popular thing is farming.

If you think about it better, Neishutang is the eunuch school.And where is the school?In the starting point, that is the natural training base for the protagonist's wife and younger brother.Although the eunuch school doesn't know such things as the top ten school beauties on campus, there should be quite a few capable and clever little eunuchs. One hero and three gangs. These people are young and pure, so they should be easy to deceive. Go and exude a domineering aura, and the other party will bow to you.

Our family will not accept too many younger brothers, rather than wanting to abuse, just a few hundred will do. The future center of the Daming Palace is all our younger brothers. The wheel of fate, you can give our family a fast turn. .

For the time being, although Zhang Mo himself had no interest in building a harem because of the special nature of the work of eunuchs, it was meaningless. Student Zhang Mo set up a new goal, for example...quan eunuch.

What's more, Wang Zhen, Wang Zhi, Liu Jin, Wei Zhongxian and the like...all are not the targets of our family's learning. These laid-off teachers, illiterate bastards, have nothing to learn from them.

Our family wants to learn from Feng Bao, graduate from the school in a dignified manner, become a supervisor of ceremonies, be promoted to a pen, colluded with powerful officials to be promoted to a eunuch, steal the picture of going to the river during the Qingming Festival, marry the princess to a tuberculosis patient, scare the little prince, in short... Mingming and the front Those four idiots did almost the same thing, but they had a good reputation in the civil society.

No matter how hard it is, just pretend that you are acting in Qingshui's officialdom!This kind of article can be used by both men and women, so it should be able to attract many female readers.

"Brother Mo, have you finished writing?" The little eunuch sitting next to Zhang Mo stretched his neck to look at Zhang Mo's scroll, and exclaimed, "Tsk tsk, Brother Mo, this character really doesn't look like he just learned it. One month, much better than I can write."

"Please! Student Rhubarb, I think that as long as there is a person here, he can write better than you, okay?" Zhang Mo, who was making friends with the female readers, raised his head impatiently, and his dissatisfied eyes met him. A pair of big eyes, bright as stars, pure without a trace of impurities.

Beauty!

Although Zhang Mo was dissatisfied with his underappreciated appearance, after arriving at Neishutang, he realized that although he was good-looking, he was still far behind the handsome and handsome classmates in Neishutang. Especially compared with his tablemate Huang Jin, that is the distance between Abacus and Ben 4.

And the one on Ben 4 is definitely not me.

"Brother Mo, how can you say that?" Huang Jin pouted, with a look of feigned anger on her handsome face, "Also, how many times have I said that? Don't call me Da Huang, call me Xiao Jin " Huang Jin tried hard to put on a serious expression on his pink and lovely face, but he swayed it around, but it only made his face look more ridiculous.

IQ is really too 2.

"Rhubarb calls for kindness." Zhang Mo resisted the urge to pinch Huang Jin, and replied casually.

"What do you mean?" Huang Jin tilted his head, with a puzzled expression on his face, then blinked his bright and charming eyes, and looked at Zhang Mo pitifully.

Although he didn't know why, he knew that as long as he showed this expression, no matter what request he made next, the other party would basically agree to his request after showing a painful hesitant expression like constipation.

Take Li Shaojian for example. When Eunuch Bi helped him apply for admission, Shaojian Li asked himself a lot of questions that he couldn't understand or answer. Later... Li Shaojian was very angry at first, but Eunuch Bi As soon as he pulled his sleeves, he remembered what Eunuch Bi had said before, "Pull your sleeves, and you put on that killer expression", and then...Li Shaojian was in pain, and then...he went to the inner school to study .

"How on earth did you get into Neishutang?" Although Huang Jin looked good and had a cute and cute expression on his face, for Zhang Mo who grew up in the information explosion era of the 21st century, his lethality was still a little bit weak.After the initial surprise, he turned his head slightly, stared at a certain place with unfocused eyes, turned back after a while, stared at Huang Jin, as if a flower had grown out of his face So-so, "Only you have an IQ of 2..." At this point, Zhang Mo stopped talking, and instead looked up and down Huang Jin with a scrutinizing gaze, burning hot, as if he was about to burn a hole in him.

According to the practice of the starting point, if the deskmate of the protagonist is not a beautiful woman, it is likely to be the protagonist's future younger brother—either a general or a military adviser. In short, either Wen or Wu can do it, but the one in front of me...

With no flesh, she has a "delicate body" like Lin's younger sister, but her brain is full of muscles, and she often forgets to take it with her when she goes out, unless she has a face that is pleasing to the eye and can be brought Apart from being an eye-catching vase, no matter how you look at it, it is a waste of the earth's resources.

2?IQ?what is that?Xiao Huang Jin, who didn't know that he had been included in the ranks of waste, tried hard to think carefully with his little head that had just turned seven years old, but couldn't figure it out, but seeing Brother Mo's expression, Huang Jin dared to point to his little * *Swear, definitely not a good word.

snort!Scholars are full of flirts and like to bully honest people like ours.

Unexpectedly, Huang Jin glared at Zhang Mo unconvinced again, his mouth was so pursed that he could hang two catties of pig's head on it.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, brother, I will tell you a story, and it will be an apology for Xiao Jin, okay?" Zhang Mo rolled his eyes, put down his pen, patted Huang Jin on the shoulder, and smiled said.

Needless to say, student Zhang Mo's eunuch instinct started to flare up again.

As a time-traveling person, our family can’t compete for hegemony, live in an official position, have three wives and four concubines, can’t reform and innovate, can’t play with the technology tree, can’t our family dig pits and bury people for fun before we become eunuchs?

What's more...and the most important thing... Anyway, our family doesn't have any eunuchs, so what's there to be afraid of?

Eunuchs are the most powerful when they are eunuchs.

Sima Qian and the like, I hate it the most!

"Hmm..." Huang Jin tilted his head and pursed his lips, and looked at Zhang Mo angrily. Although he wanted to learn from Mencius with a strong backbone and say "don't listen to the story", Brother Mo told the story very well. It sounds good, but if he doesn't listen to it for a day, he will feel itchy in his heart, "Okay! For the sake of sincerity, Brother Mo, I'll just listen to it. If you don't want to talk about it, I'll talk about it next time." I won't listen." Huang Jin raised his head proudly at this point, and put on a little peacock posture of "listening only for your sake", but his eyes couldn't help revealing a great longing.

"Okay! Give me face!" Don't think I don't know, after you go back to the dormitory every day, tell the story I told you to the little eunuch in the same room.hum!Show off!I will make you unable to cry when the time comes.

Zhang Mo wanted to think so, but still put on a very kind expression on his face, "Let's talk about the five Penguin brothers beating up the 360 ​​puppet girl Yu Guangmingding today, shall we?"

"Yeah!" Huang Jin nodded, thought for a while, shook his head again, and asked with a puzzled face: "Brother Mo, don't you want to continue telling the story of yesterday? You haven't told me whether Ultraman married or not?" Where is the white lady?"

"That...that story is not good, change to a new one, this one is good." Zhang Mo said very irresponsibly.

"But...but..." Huang Jin scratched his head, and the doubts on his face deepened, "The day before yesterday, when I asked you whether Xigua Taro killed the gourd baby, you said the same thing?"

"Cut! There's so much nonsense, do you still want to hear new stories?" Zhang Mo couldn't hold back. Although he had been a eunuch many times, it was all through the Internet, and no one could see anyone, so he didn't need to be afraid Those who were buried in wronged souls.But now, Huang Jin was sitting in front of him alive, and he was really worried that this guy would transform into Jack the Ripper one day.

After all, he has seen the foreign movie in which the author was kidnapped and abused by fans and asked to rewrite the ending.

"Really? Brother Mo, you really didn't do it on purpose?" Huang Jin, who didn't know that he had just become the Emperor of Truth, and scared Zhang Mo enough, said to himself, "You can change the story, but I don't want to listen to anything." Penguin Wars 360, what is a penguin? I’ve never heard of it!”

I haven’t heard of it, that’s because you are ignorant. In our place, even kindergarten children know what penguins are.

Zhang Mo was slandering in his heart, but there was still a sunny face on his face, "Then Xiao Jin, what story do you want to hear? Brother Mo can tell it." Zhang Mo spoke with confidence, but it wasn't all him. He is bragging, he was on the Internet in his previous life, and besides writing YY eunuch novels, he read novels written by others all day long, so it really doesn’t work... Our family can also learn from Guo Xiaosi.

"I...I... want to listen to the eunuch as the protagonist." Huang Jin said loudly: "And it must be a real eunuch, and no fake eunuch is allowed."

"The eunuch is the protagonist? Do you want to be a real eunuch? Who will write novels about eunuchs? No readers..." Zhang Mo looked at Huang Jin, and then thought about himself, only to realize that he was no longer writing novels at a certain point, but listening to stories. The target has been replaced by a young eunuch with a big fart instead of a normal young man and a young man, so he swallowed the three words "a sense of substitution" that had come to his lips.

"Yes!" Zhang Mo is Zhang Mo after all, Zhang Mo, who has been invincible all over the Internet, just blinked, and he made up a good story, "Once upon a time, there was a handsome eunuch named Dongfang Bubai... ..."