When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

"What about down there?"

"Below...there is nothing below..."

"I know you don't have any subordinates anymore, I'm asking about Dongfang Invincible's subordinates..."

"There is really nothing below..."

"Impossible, how could it not? You must have deliberately not told me! Hmph! Liu Jin, you are bold! You actually deceived the emperor?"

"His Royal Highness, please forgive me. How dare this old servant deliberately deceive His Highness, below...there is really nothing below..."

"Humph!" Zhu Houzhao, a five-year-old kid, stood up on the chair, and then slapped his palm on the table. Although the thick mahogany table didn't even shake, he slapped his little hand red, but he looked at it because The person kneeling all over the ground in anger, and the little friend Zhu who has been completely brainwashed by Zhang Mo's online YY novels, can finally exude bullshit to himself... Ah no, it is the arrogance of domineering that produces a faint pleasure in his heart, "No matter what, the bottom... must have it. If you dare not have it below, I will let you not have it above." Little Zhu hummed vigorously, his little face flushed, with one hand on his hips, and the other pointing to Liu Jin. He said in a posture of scolding his son: "You slaves are so outrageous, you dare to perfunctory Gu, and live impatiently? Are you all playing with Gu as a child? Humph! If you don't show any color to you, you will Don’t you know how powerful Gu is? How dare you lie to Gu, do you really treat Gu as a three or four-year-old kid?" At this point, little friend Zhu pointed his nose with his back, and said loudly and seriously: "Gu has already Five years old!"

The implication is that Gu has grown up and is not so easily deceived like last year.

Zhu Houzhao's words made Liu Jin, who was kneeling on the ground, even more frightened. There was more cold sweat on his forehead, but he dared not raise his hand to wipe it off.The little prince usually treats people with the most kindness and informality. He always calls himself "I" and seldom uses "Gu".

It's all that damn Zhang Yong!

"His Royal Highness, although this old slave doesn't know what's going on in this story, someone does." Liu Jin raised his head, took the opportunity to wipe off his sweat, and continued, "According to the boys below, these stories are all about Zhang's story. Yong’s adoptive son first told the story in the inner school, we just need to call the person who told the story first to ask, wouldn’t it be clear?”

"That's right, come here, let's go...forget it, I'll go by myself." Little friend Zhu jumped off the chair and ran out of the gate, ignoring Liu Jin's shouting from behind, stepping on his two short legs, towards the person in the inner school hall. Direction rushed over.

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"Last time, in order to make Ssangyong suspicious, Concubine Xuan used spiritual love as an excuse to seduce Xu Ziling in Longquan, but her true colors were exposed, and her success was on the verge of failure." Zhang Mo, who was lost, apologized loudly and silently to Huang Yi in his heart, "Afterwards, Xu Ziling deeply realized that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive others. In this world, only Kou Zhong can really get along, and the two became closer. For a moment, the two of them forgot about Yuzhi, forgot about houhou, and forgot about the great cause of the world. They drank and ate together every day, just like Yu Ce in the Three Kingdoms period. Ziling, who has been inseparable from Kou Zhong, in order to succeed in Kou Zhong's great cause, ascend the throne and become emperor, even after marrying a wife and having children, Xu Ziling finally made up his mind, without telling anyone. Due to the situation, I became a eunuch from the palace."

"Ah! A handsome guy, he just became an eunuch like this." A beautiful little maid next to Zhang Mo sighed: "It's a pity."

"What's wrong with being an eunuch?" A little eunuch next to the little palace lady put his hands on his hips, pushed his chest hard, and said with a stern face: "Look at our family, how beautiful we are."

"Pretty is for women, men should be handsome." It's a shame you're still lecturing in the inner school.

The little maid didn't say it clearly, but her talking eyes clearly expressed the meaning.

"Cut! Our family is not a man." The little eunuch was not ashamed, but proud.

"Could it be that you are a woman?" The little palace maid blinked her beautiful big eyes, looked at the little eunuch suspiciously, and continued without waiting for the other party to speak: "I understand, you... are neither a man nor a woman , you are disabled."

"You, you, you..." The little eunuch pointed at the little maid, his hands trembled for a long time, but he couldn't say anything.

"I, me, me... what's the matter with me?" The little palace maid raised her newly developed breasts, lowered her head with wide eyes, looked at the little eunuch who was a head shorter than her provocatively, and pointed at his Chest, "What's the matter with me? What do you say?" Every time the little maid said a word, she took a step forward. Coupled with her height advantage, she forced the little eunuch to Zhang Mo's side step by step.

"You, you..." The little eunuch looked at the menacing little Tai Gong, his nose twitched, his legs softened, and he turned back and lay on Zhang Mo, "Wow, Brother Mo, she bullied me and Xiao Jin. You have to give Xiao Jin vent your anger! Otherwise, Xiao Jin will not follow, Xiao Jin will not follow."

Xiao Jin?

Chill!

Little friend Huang Jin, are you getting more and more motherly?After cutting the piece of meat below, it’s just that the human body no longer produces male hormones, so it changed to produce female hormones, right?How can you be such a motherfucker?

Zhang Mo shook vigorously, trying to shake off the burden on his body, but he was unsuccessful, so he got goose bumps all over his body, so he had to change his words and persuade: "I said rhubarb...no, Xiaojin..." Zhang Mo tried hard She squeezed out a smiling face, gritted her teeth, and rubbed a tender piece of meat on her inner thigh with her hands.

It really hurts, it must be swollen, this guy looks so motherly, why is his hand so strong?

"I told you a lot of words a long time ago. You need to read more. Reading is not for others, but for yourself. Reading can not only tell right from wrong, distinguish right from wrong, but also has practical value." Zhang Mo said, turning his face to the side. The young eunuchs and maids watching by the side said, "From a small point of view, you don't have to worry about being sold, and you even count the money. For you, it doesn’t matter if you don’t know what others mean, but the most important thing is that you won’t be scolded and think that the other party is praising you.”

While Zhang Mo was talking, he looked at everyone's suddenly enlightened faces triumphantly, and couldn't help but chuckled in his heart. It seemed that the few Amway MLM classes he was forced to take because he couldn't save his friends' face were not in vain. It is still possible to fool the ancients without modern people.

"Pfft! You're so interesting!" Just as Zhang Mo's heart was blossoming, a boy's voice suddenly sounded from outside the crowd.

"Who is laughing...you...are...you? Your Highness the Crown Prince?" Zhang Mo, who was being ridiculed by others, was a little unhappy. He raised his head and looked out of the crowd impatiently. Touching that short figure, the cursing words immediately turned into uncertain and unconscious whispers.

Name Yishan crown, red robe, jade belt, a golden dragon embroidered on the front, back and shoulders of the clothes, the standard prince prince clothes, coupled with the standard young? Toothed face, this palace is the favorite of Emperor Xiaozong. , the current crown prince, the future Emperor Wuzong, Zhu Houzhao's child who was listed as the "least want to study" by the princes of the Qing Dynasty.

"Bold, don't kneel down when you see His Highness the Crown Prince!" Liu Jin walked up a few steps, pointed at Zhang Mo and shouted angrily.

cut!Here we go again, the movie has been played [-] times, and the novel has been written [-] times. Apart from kneeling, will you play other prestige?

Seeing a large area of ​​kneeling all around suddenly, Zhang Mo felt the slander in his heart, but he still knelt down without suffering the immediate loss.

There is no way, although I have a free and equal heart that is ahead of the times, but my teammates are not infected by my broad spirit at all, and they are completely weak.

"Are you the one who can tell stories?" Little friend Zhu walked over bouncing in three steps and two steps. His posture...that appearance...was no different from that of the young lady in the kindergarten class above Zhang Molou. Exhibit the so-called demeanor of walking like a tiger and walking like a dragon.

"If you go back to His Royal Highness, the servant should be the one His Royal Highness said, and can tell stories." Although calling himself a "servant" made Zhang Mo feel a little uncomfortable, but when he realized that he was no longer a man anyway, he broke the jar Broken, I don't bother to care.

"Well, look up, let Gu take a good look at you... aren't you a few years older than Gu? How can you tell so many stories?" Little friend Zhu walked around Zhang Mo a few times, his tone a little uncomfortable , but more of a curiosity.

"This... this..." Zhang Mo instinctively wanted to scratch his head, but immediately thought that he should not be rude in front of the prince, so he had to pick his palms instead, "I guess... I guess... it should be because I... Go to the starting point... go to Jinjiang again?"

Speaking of this, Zhang Mo was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly thought that he was a starting point guy, but... but such a standard starting point guy, he still went to Jinjiang?

Got it, Zhang Mo suddenly realized that writing about eunuchs is just an excuse. You see so many eunuchs writing on the Internet, and you haven’t seen other eunuch writers become eunuchs. After all, if you write about eunuchs, you will become eunuchs. China The perennial problem of more men than women and few women finding a wife has been solved long ago.

Retribution, this is definitely the starting point. After reading too many cultivation texts on the server, retribution is coming!

I told you to go to JJ, so I told you not to have JJ!