When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

Hongzhi Ten Years (1497), Ciqing Palace, Forbidden City

"Momo, is reading really fun?" Six-year-old Zhu Houzhao sat on the kang and yawned. He stared at Zhang Mo, who was also yawning non-stop, with big dull eyes.

"Study is the number one thing in the world... No, the second boring thing, and the exam is the number one boring thing." Zhang Mo rubbed his eyes, then patted his face, trying to make himself look more energetic.

"Then you still let me study?" Zhu Houzhao pouted, feeling a little upset.

I remember that when I saw Zhang Mo for the first time in Neishutang last year, he wanted Zhang Mo to leave Neishutang and concentrate on serving him from now on. As a result... As a result... Zhu Houzhao felt ashamed when he thought about it. Although I don’t know if it’s the only one, but it’s definitely unprecedented. The only son who ascended to the crown prince as the eldest son, Yuanzi, and the most beloved and only son of the wise Emperor Hongzhi, Zhu Houzhao, was unexpectedly killed by a The little eunuch refused.

"Your Highness, your memory is wrong. I didn't let you study. I just said that I want to study myself." Zhang Mo corrected Zhu Houzhao's words very bluntly.

"But...but..." It was because you said that you wanted to study, that I argued with my father about studying.

Zhu Houzhao is only six years old now, not yet the age for the prince to leave the pavilion to study, but last year when he came back from Zhang Mo's blow, he argued with Emperor Hongzhi to study.

The son wanted to make progress, and it was too late to be happy as a father. How could he stop him, so he ordered Yang Tinghe and others to give lectures to the East Palace and teach the prince.

As a result... I accidentally got on the coffee table.

Zhu Houzhao became more and more angry, and his little mouth was pouting more and more, but he couldn't say a word to refute. He didn't like to study, so he was always embarrassed to deprive his eunuchs of the power to make progress, not to mention... Conan hasn't talked to Xiaolan yet. recognize each other.

"Momo, you are so bad, you are getting bolder and bolder, and you don't call yourself a slave recently." Zhu Houzhao bared his teeth at Zhang Mo, and said in a demonstrative way: "I'm not going up or down, I'm going to tell Zhang Banban. "Who told you not to tell me, the finale of Conan.

"I'm not a girl, why do I call myself a slave?" Zhang Mo muttered in a low voice, not to mention telling that cheap father, even if you tell your father, I can't tell you the ending of Conan.

When I first met Conan, I was in the second year of elementary school, and Conan was also in the second year of elementary school. After more than ten years, a generation of pure and innocent young ladies has become a wretched otaku like myself. As a result, Conan's classmate is still in the second year of elementary school.

Zhang Mo blinked his eyes, and suddenly felt a little sour. Those who fell into the pit on the Internet only knew to call me an eunuch, but they didn't know that I was just a poor corpse in other people's pit.

Your Majesty, I will definitely tell you Conan's finale in April 16. If you can live to that day, I will tell you that Conan's finale is... Actually, I don't know what the finale is.

"Are you a man?" Zhu Houzhao who knew Zhang Mo better than he knew himself was very calm.

"It's not a woman anyway." Zhang Mo, who knew Zhu Houzhao better than he knew himself, expressed calmer.

Without morals, anything is possible.

"You...you..." Panting heavily, Zhu Houzhao jumped off the kang, and ran to Zhang Mo angrily. His handsome face was flushed from anger or shame. Zhang Mo walked around in front of him for a few times, then turned his head and pointed at Zhang Mo, and Zhang Mo didn't say anything, and knelt on the ground with a plop, and instantly made Zhu Houzhao pissed off.

asshole!Gritting his teeth in anger, Zhu Houzhao suddenly thought of a very classic line - what do you want me to do with you?You are nothing more than relying on I love you... Can you tell those stories?

Zhu Houzhao has an urge to rush out and stand under the heavy snow, climb to the top of the Forbidden City, beat his chest and roar at the sky, but this is just thinking about it, the current Zhu Houzhao is still a 1.0 well-behaved prince who is loved by ministers version, did not evolve to the 2.0 Sturdy Emperor version that makes you feel bad when you look at it.

He could only stand there obediently, a very depressed person, and he became more and more depressed, more and more depressed, and he was so angry that he couldn't say a word, only his trembling hands revealed his mood, " Hmph!" After a while, Conan's charm finally made Zhu Houzhao swallow his breath, he let out a loud snort, put his hands behind his back heavily, turned around without looking at Zhang Mo, and shouted: "Come on, prepare the sedan chair , I have to go to class."

Around the prince, there is always a team of people accompanying him. When he gave an order, the eunuch and maid who had been waiting outside the door immediately brought the big clothes that had been prepared for the little prince to change into, and then helped the little prince. The prince got on the sedan chair and set off.

"Phew, I'm finally leaving. It's time for me to go to class." Zhang Mo stood up from the ground, rubbed his sore knees, and his handsome face was a little tired.

Although Zhang Mo rejected Zhu Houzhao's unreasonable request to be transferred to the East Palace last year on the grounds of studying abroad, it doesn't mean that he really doesn't want to go to the East Palace—everyone on the earth knows, it's just because of Zhu Houzhao's heart. Notoriously curious and playful, he plays tricks that he wants to catch, and that doesn't mean he likes going to school. For him, going to school is no easier than going to work, and going to work is definitely more important to him. It is heavier than going to the grave, so every time he goes to school, he goes there with a heavier heart than going to the grave, and he not only insists on attending classes in the inner school every day, but also forces himself to go to the Yumajian to learn from Zhang Yong. Not good at riding and shooting.

A man should be cruel to himself... Even if our family is only half a man.

Other people in the palace don't know, but Zhang Mo knows it clearly. Although Ming Wuzong Zhu Houzhao hates reading, he just hates reading the books arranged for him by the ministers, but he is very fond of books other than the Four Books and Five Classics. Like to watch.Astronomy, geography, military music, Sanskrit, the future Zhu Houzhao will be like a sponge absorbing water, trying to learn these things, and the most interesting thing is that he doesn't like to read the official printed version, but likes to read the version carved by private booksellers.With such a boss who loves to learn, how could Zhang Mo not dare not to follow in the footsteps of the boss, but also to follow love to learn. After all, there are not too many illiterate emperor eunuch combinations like Tian Qi and Wei Zhongxian.

Now I can still rely on things like Conan and Pleasant Goat to fool the young and ignorant prince, but once the prince grows up, ascends the throne and becomes emperor, and sees the toughness of the Great Mingyan official, Zhu Houzhao at that time needs a lot No longer a jester who can tell a story, but a helper who can help him fight against the civil servants.

There is never a lack of flattery around the emperor, Qian Ning will have it, and Jiang Bin will also have it...

There is an old saying in China that goes, "wealthy wife changes, expensive friend changes", while there is a new saying in the 21st century that says "we have no common language", blindly only know how to flatter the boss, but can not be true like-minded with the emperor, If she doesn't understand the Buddhist scriptures, she won't be able to enter the battlefield. Because of her dissatisfaction with Jiang Binjiang's mistress, Qian Niang, she colluded with King Ning to rebel. In the end, she was defeated and died miserably, but she was waiting for her in the near future.

Zhang Mo thought so in his heart, and touched his chest again, it was warm and warm, there was Zhu Houzhao's little pastry in it for fear that he would study too hard and he would be hungry in class, but he didn't like to eat it by nature These pastries, but he did not dare to accept the crown prince's reward, so he had to take these pastries to feed his rhubarb every day.

Unfortunately, this year's journey for Zhang Mo's younger brother in the inner school hall was very difficult. Among the young eunuchs who can enter the inner school hall, there is no shadow of the great eunuch in the palace behind him.Although he can be regarded as someone close to the prince now, the county magistrate is not as good as the current one. He has a lot of background, but he only has a back view. Who can look up to whom?As a result, he came and went, and the only one who regarded him as the big brother and was truly his brother was Huang Jin, who went out without a brain—it could not be ruled out that he had no brains to take with him.

Fortunately, this guy Huang Jin is not only a scumbag, but also a foodie. He eats and eats all day long, but he still eats without gaining weight. With a pretty appearance, I don't know how many court ladies are envied.

I really don't know, he is so small, how can he hold so many things in his stomach?And after eating, my stomach doesn't even bulge out a bit.

When Zhang Mo thought of this, he felt amazing. After much deliberation, in his limited cognition, there was only one thing in this world that could compare to Huang Jin's strange stomach-not picky eaters, anorexics, or partial eclipses, and what? It can be accommodated, how much can be accommodated.

This kind of thing is mainly produced in Jinjiang, and subdivided into a little bit, it is mainly produced in Jinjiang ** fan station... Xiaoshou's chrysanthemum.