When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

"Brother Mo, I love you so much!" Huang Jin held the pastry that still had Zhang Mo's body temperature with emotion on his face, blinking his big eyes, "It's so cold, you still keep it in your arms Look, I am really touched by the thought of my little brother."

hiss!Really cold!

Zhang Mo shivered from the cold at Huang Jin's words, and wanted to reach out and touch Huang Jin's forehead to see if he had a fever or his head was hit, how did he get enlightened all at once?He usually eats this cake a lot, why has he never said this before?what is it today?Could it be the same as the Jinjiang server - habitual convulsions?

What's more, how would he know that he put the pastry in his arms?It's hard to say whether other people can figure it out for themselves, but Huang Jin... With his naturally inferior IQ, how could he figure it out?Did someone tell him?

Giving the food rewarded by the prince to others is not a big deal, but a small thing... It is also worthy of Zhu Houzhao's children to give him a few supercilious glances and lose his temper, so every time I come back, I take advantage of it. No one, first took out the pastry from his arms outside the door, then sneaked into the house and stuffed it for Huang Jin to eat, and also asked him not to talk about it with outsiders.

"Hmph! Who's thinking about you, don't talk nonsense, I just don't like pastries." Although he knew what he was telling the truth, Zhang Mo always felt weird and uncomfortable, "Cheap You boy." Uncomfortable and looking for comfort, Zhang Mo slapped Huang Jin's forehead heavily, for some reason, Zhang Mo couldn't see Huang Jin posing as the standard second fool with a smile... It's a waste of time This face, "The pastry is kept in my arms, just to keep warm, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong."

After Zhang Mo finished speaking, he ignored Huang Jin and took a book from the side to read. Although he didn't read what was written in the book, at least his expression was serious and his attitude was sincere. .

Brother Mo is Brother Mo, even if the book is upside down, you can still read it with gusto.No wonder Eunuch Bi, after hearing what he said about Brother Mo, not only did not stop himself from playing with others like before, but also encouraged him to go to play with Brother Mo more, saying that Brother Mo has a good brain and is definitely not an ordinary person. In the future, I will definitely be able to take good care of myself, and I won't suffer from following him.

hum!Xiao Jin is so smart, why does she need someone else to take care of her?It's fine if I don't let others suffer, how can I suffer from others?Eunuch Bi was really confused before the old man, and he talked inconsequentially. Otherwise, how could he not even remember that Xiaojin is from the second class?Xiao Jin is in Class Two, and Brother Mo is Xiao Jin's deskmate, so he must be in Class Two, so naturally he can't be in Class One, so do you need to say that?

Little Huang Jin who is shaking his head is quite confident in his IQ.

Zhang Mo sat aside and read the book for a while, but he still didn't realize that he had put the book upside down. He just felt more and more bored in his heart. He couldn't quite understand what he wrote, "Well, why hasn't the bachelor come today?" Zhang Mo put down the book helplessly, and glanced at Huang Jin who was stealing Zhenghuan, although he still didn't like the other idiot. But he couldn't bear to disturb him, so he poked at the little eunuch who was sitting at the front desk with his head bowed and writing, and asked in a low voice.

Although Zhang Mo is not used to dealing with people who are handsomer than him, have better grades than him, and have a stronger background than him, anyway, he can piss him off anyway, so he only knows this little eunuch His name is Ding Yang, he is the godson of a high-level leader in the East Factory, and he is currently the one with the best academic performance in his class.

"Bachelor? Huh? He won't be able to come today." Ding Yang turned his head and saw that Zhang Mo was looking for him. He was a little surprised. Then he glanced at Huang Jin and smiled strangely, "I guess he won't be able to come for a few days."

"Why?" Zhang Mo blinked his eyes, a little confused, even if one of them was unable to come due to something, the substitute teacher should send one.

"You didn't come yesterday, did you?" Zhang Mo didn't know Ding Yang, but Ding Yang knew that Zhang Mo was the prince's little celebrity. He had special orders from the emperor, so he could freely choose the class time, and he didn't have to come to the inner school every day. So after he asked the question, without waiting for Zhang Mo's answer, he turned to Huang Jin who was still like a cheerful little mouse, ignored him, just took a piece of paper from his desk, handed it to him and said :"Let's see."

"It's cold and desolate. The westerly wind blew up again last night, and the flowers in the garden fell without a trace. Only the incense is crushed like dust, just like my heart, bright and sad... What kind of shit is this?" Zhang Mo thought loudly. Khan, at that moment just now he seemed to see Li Qingzhao, Lu You, and Guo Jingming waving to him.

"The article written by Huang Jin." Ding Yang's expression was very calm, as if all monsters and ghosts could not frighten him.

"That's not the case..." It's not the first day for Huang Jin Er, and it's not the first time that the bachelor has been angered by him, "It shouldn't be..." The bachelor is not so angry because of him. Are you not coming to class?

"That's not because of this article. It's the way it is..."

Rewind time to one day ago...

It was a windless and cloudless day. At that time, our little friend Ning Yang was sitting on his seat, obediently lowering his head to complete the hundred characters assigned by the bachelor, when he suddenly heard a thunderous voice coming from his ear, "Huang Jin, stand up for me!"

Immediately, little friend Ding panicked and flustered, so, it was for nothing.

The person who made the mistake was indeed this guy again. Ning Yang turned his head and looked at the innocent face with a dissatisfied look. He was pitiful, and a little panicked. Huang Jin stood there like a weak girl.

"Tell me, what are you writing?" Wei Liang was angry, and the consequences were very serious. He threw a piece of paper on Huang Jin's face, pointed at Huang Jin with a ruler, and said with a blushing face, "Read it yourself."

He has been teaching Huang Jin for more than a year. Although he no longer has any hope for the other party's intelligence, but because Huang Jin is stupid, but studies hard and hard, and has a good learning attitude, he treats Huang Jin normally. He turned a blind eye to his grades, and just hoped that Huang Jin would not go out and publicize that he was a student he taught in the future.

However, Wei Liang never expected that Huang Jin would be so stupid, could this kind of thing be "time and time again"?Why didn't he try it on himself first?

"That... Sima Qian finally wrote "Historical Records" after repeated castrations..." Is it wrong?Is my grammar not fluent?No way?

"You, you, you..." Wei Liang looked at Huang Jin's innocent expression with wide eyes, trying to find a flaw, "Don't you really know?"

Son, take me back.

Wei Liang burst into tears in his heart, oh my god, my life is so hard!

In Daming, to be a good official and a high official, one must rely on connections.Among the three major official connections of master and student, the same year, and fellow villagers, the most important relationship is the master-student relationship.Although the teaching in the Neishutang is not as noble as the nobles taught in the Hanlin Academy, but at least it teaches the future rulers of the Ming Palace, and even the future inner ministers, so even though he is teaching eunuchs, Wei Liang is still happy in his heart. But he really didn't expect...

It is said that there is such a strange thing as Huang Jin in the inner school prepared by the elites. How did he get in here?Whether it is oppressing people with power or money, going through the back door is wrong and should be criticized.

Wei Dashi was very angry. He was very angry about this kind of behavior that caused some strange creatures to appear in the Neishutang due to bribery, polluted the future high-quality seeds of the Ming Palace, and lowered the average quality of the Neishutang. Expressed great indignation and worry.

"Aren't you also that..." Facing a child like Huang Jin who is a bit stupid but pure as water, Wei Liang, who is calm down, feels a little embarrassed. Is it too much for him to say that? Don't slap people in the face, swear at others and don't reveal faults, so don't speak too directly.

"Which one is that?" Huang Jin touched his little head, a hint of confusion appeared on his pretty face, and he looked more and more pitiful.

"Have you ever been castrated?" I wanted to be more subtle, but this baby's IQ really doesn't match, "You're just one...you can't grow any more after you've been cut off, why are you castrated again and again?"

"What is that?" Huang Jin blinked his big innocent eyes, bit his lower lip and thought about it. Fortunately, although he was stupid enough, he was not stupid enough, and finally figured out what "that" was for him. "Oh... so the bachelor, you mean the little bastard! You should have said it sooner, I would have known it sooner."

Yes, you know, but I don't know, I don't know you are so stupid.

"But Bachelor, don't you know that we, as father-in-laws, have to be re-examined every year?" Huang Jin raised his small face slightly, facing Wei Liang, with a look on his face, "You little white, why is this so wrong?" I don’t know” expression, and the tone sounds like I owe a tutor, “Our father-in-law, we have to re-examine every year to see if your penis has grown back. If the penis is found again, then we need to re-examine Cut it once." When Huang Jin said "cut it again", his expression was a bit ferocious, and his little hand waved heavily at the place three inches below Wei Liang's navel, and then he pretended to be a normal person and continued calmly: " That's why Sima Qian has to endure the torture again and again." Are you still a bachelor?Why don't you even understand this.

Although little Huang Jin is really [-], at least he still remembers what Zhang Mo taught him: "If you really don't know what to say and what not to say, then you just talk about the front half, and the back half of yourself Keep it." "However, a bachelor is not a father-in-law. It is reasonable not to know this, but if a bachelor wants to discuss this issue of castration with me, you can come here..." Huang Jin said the book on the table After rummaging through the pile for a long time, he took out a note and handed it to Wei Liang.

"And then..." Zhang Mo asked eagerly, holding Ding Yang's hand.

"After the bachelor read what was written on that piece of paper, he vomited blood, and then ran out with tears on the wall." Ding Yang, who was not used to being in close contact with people, blushed and struggled twice, but could not get away. , had no choice but to give up and continue talking.

"Wow, what was written on that paper? It can make students so angry." Zhang Mo sighed casually.

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