When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

In the Zhaode Palace, there is a grand banquet in the palace, singing and dancing to promote peace.

Zhang Mo was dressed in Tsing Yi, standing with a jug in his hands, smiling and pouring wine for the men around him from time to time. Originally, he was just a cleaner, but because the Chinese New Year was approaching, everyone had something to do, so he couldn't get away. I had no choice but to recruit him, who was inexperienced, to be a waiter.

The reason is also very simple, if you are a bad guest, with a bad reputation, and someone on your head, you are not someone to mess with. If you find a beautiful maid to serve you, if you drink too much and cause trouble, then it will not be beautiful.Although Zhang Mo is not as beautiful as Huang Jin, he can definitely do it, and the most important thing is whether he is a man, but he is not a woman either, there is no such thing as chastity.

As for why not find Huang Jin?How is that different from looking for a woman?

As for Zhang Mo himself, who works part-time as a wine boy, although he is not happy with this kind of forced overtime in the palace, as long as he thinks that his cut off penis will grow back one day, he can become a real man. Men don't care about being treated like waiters anymore.After all, his heart is boiling right now, that is because he has a lot of things to say, and he can't wait to turn into a roaring horse and run to the roof of Qianqing Palace to yell at Yue Chang.

I knew that I would not be a eunuch for the rest of my life, I must and definitely have a way to become a real man.

I've read so many novels about eunuchs as the main character, although most of them are about fake eunuchs, there are also a few about real eunuchs.But in this kind of novel, as long as the author dares to write the protagonist as a real eunuch, then in the following plot, whether it is a sci-fi version of an alien beauty invading the earth, or a fantasy version of a voluptuous banshee to repay her favor, the author will definitely be the protagonist* *Grows out, and then YIN messes up the harem and sits on a group of beauties, otherwise...he will wait to kill himself in front of the angry people.

Even if we don’t talk about the author of the starting point, let’s talk about Zi X, a famous passionate action novelist in Alcatraz. In his "XX Blood of X Shao", he didn’t dare to let the male protagonist be a eunuch all the time, but let the male protagonist go through the experience from the beginning to the end. The process from eunuch to little shou and then to woman's final merit and virtue consummation androgyny.

The more Zhang Mo thinks about it, the happier he becomes, and the smile on his face becomes sweeter. Although he is young, he has a standard stern face, with an indescribable charm on the corners of his brows and eyes, which is enough to impress the man drinking. His eyes were fixed, if it wasn't for the fact that he was in the palace, he might have done something unsuitable for children.

Darling, why are the people in the palace so good-looking?Not only women are beautiful, men are also beautiful.

The man sighed in his heart, and then thought of his sister's temper, and the envy for Jinshang Yanfu that just popped up in his heart immediately turned into deep sympathy.

No wonder His Majesty suddenly adopted a dog for some unknown reason recently, and even named the puppy Big Big Wolf.

That was clearly a Jingba, not much like a wolf.

Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youtang, who had no idea that he had become the object of sympathy for others, sat in the hall, looked at the two men of His Highness with a smile on his face, and said, "Yanling, Heling, you are the queen's younger brother and also my younger brother. , don’t be too cautious, just treat it as your own home.”

"Thank you brother-in-law." The man, Zhang Heling, the second younger brother of Empress Hongzhi Zhang, raised his glass and smiled at his brother-in-law.

Zhang Heling, Marquis of Shouning, and Zhang Yanling, Uncle Jianchang, are both the younger brothers of the Empress. Usually relying on the audacity of the Empress’s sister, they go to the palace just like entering their own relatives’ house. What kind of good things have happened, and Zhu Youtang is a well-known monogamous emperor, the husband and wife have a deep relationship, and the queen is a protectionist, out of love for the house and black, Zhu Youtang is completely blind to the bad things Zhang Heling and Zhang Yanling did. Close one eye.

"Then I'll go to rest first, and you take it slowly." Zhu Youtang put down the cup in his hand, rubbed the center of his brows, his face looked a little tired.Although he is the Ninth Five-Year Supreme and the lord of a country, he lost his mother when he was a child, was hidden in the harem by eunuchs, was displeased with being a father when he was young, and the position of the prince was precarious. He finally became the emperor, but he had to face fiercer than wolves, tigers and leopards. The great Ming Yanguan actually made him young and premature, he was only in his 20s, but his whole person was dark, and he seemed to have aged more than ten years out of thin air.

"It's up to you, Your Majesty." Zhang Heling looked at Zhang Mo, who was smiling with his head bowed beside him, without turning his head, and replied casually.

My two brothers are full-time in charge of the affairs of "Registration of Palace Ban", and are responsible for sending fresh blood to the palace. Why haven't I seen this lovely girl before me?Although she is not stunning, she is still a beauty. She moves gracefully like a crane, coupled with the gentle smile on her face, it makes people feel comfortable just looking at her.

Zhang Heling thought in his heart, couldn't help but drank a few more glasses, the wine was on his mind, his lust was so hot, he couldn't help but want to touch Zhang Mo, it's just a little eunuch, what does it matter if he moves?Even if my sister knows, it's okay, the big deal is just to curse "absurd".

"Brother, look." Zhang Yanling suddenly got up and went to the hall, and took off a hat that Zhu Youtang had forgotten on the wine table, "This hat is really nice."

"Really?" Zhang Heling stood up. At this time, he was also a little drunk. He tilted his body and fell on Zhang Mo's body. His hands were "coincidentally" placed on Zhang Mo's waist. "You, help me up." Zhang Heling While gesticulating with his tongue, he didn't forget to blow into Zhang Mo's ear.

Nasty, itchy!Dead pig, so heavy!

Zhang Mo rolled his eyes in his heart. Although he really wanted to throw off his body, he didn't dare. Zhang Heling walked up the hall. As a pure and straight man, he only felt the weight of the body on his body, as heavy as a pig. He didn't notice that his tender tofu was eaten up.

"Ah, so it's my brother-in-law's crown." Zhang Heling supported Zhang Mo's shoulders with his hands, tried to stand up straight, and then took the crown from Zhang Yanling's hand. It was a black Yishan crown. Zhang Heling held it in his hand and looked at it over and over After a long time, he kept muttering: "It's nothing, it seems quite normal."

"Brother, why don't you wear it and have a look." Zhang Yanling said that he was not surprised and kept dying.

"If I wear it, I will wear it!" I don't know if it's the prototype after drinking, or I want to get my brains on the sperm, I want to be handsome in front of the beauties, or Zhang Heling has a brain twitch, and now it happens to happen, in a word He actually agreed to this ridiculous request of his younger brother, took off the hat on his head, picked up the Yishan crown and put it on his head.

For a moment, no one in Zhaode Hall dared to speak, including Zhang Mo, everyone looked at Zhang Heling who was bold and reckless.

It's too bold, it's really too bold, you dare to wear the emperor's hat on your head, don't you want to live?Don't pull us even if you want to die!

However, Zhang Heling, who was watched inhumanely by the crowd, was drunk, wearing the Yishan crown that can only be worn by the emperor, wandering around the hall crookedly, and asked nonsense when he met everyone, "How is it? I?"

Those whose ancestors were not lucky enough to be caught by him all evasively dodged, and none of them dared to answer his words, which made Zhang Heling feel so boring, so he turned his head and pointed at Zhang Mo and asked, "You...you...you say , Ben Hou wears this, does it look good, is it worthy of me?"

"Huh? Me?" Isn't it?

Zhang Mo pointed his finger back at his nose, and at the same time swallowed secretly in his heart, his hatred.

If the wine is not good, drink less, but you still drink so much, what is the result?Get drunk!

Tell me, you're drunk when you're drunk, but it's not good for you to find someone like me, a soy sauce party who doesn't know the truth, to answer such a difficult question.Do you want to keep people from watching?

I FUCK your ancestors.