When the starting point man crosses into a little eunuch

"Small sample, you can do it!" It is unique to Daming that he dared to recite the "Hymn of the Eunuch Party" to the ancients. He thought he had read a lot of poetry and books, and took pleasure in despising eunuchs and personally attacking the emperor.

After listening to Ding Yang's report, Zhang Mo, who was completely unaware that he was being eaten tofu, turned his head and looked at Huang Jin who was still smirking and being eaten by little mice with reverent eyes. For the first time, he suspected that the other party's attributes might not be Naturally stupid, but a black-bellied young lady.

"Hehe!" As if feeling Zhang Mo's burning gaze, Huang Jin raised his head and grinned at Zhang Mo, showing a big smile, silly but pure.

[-] goods!What a [-]!So how could [-] be a black-bellied young lady?It must be [-] to the extreme, no one can beat it!

However, did I miss something very important just now?

Zhang Mo frowned and thought hard, but still couldn't remember.

Why is my memory so bad?Could it be that people are old and their memory is deteriorating?still……

The ancients do not deceive me, and the idiom that is close to ink is black is true at all. Thinking of this, Zhang Mo glared at Huang Jin, who was smiling heartlessly. Looking over at Ding Yang, he continued to ask: "If the bachelor doesn't come today, will he be able to leave early?" If I can leave early, I will catch up on sleep. Lack of sleep is the natural enemy of beauty.

"No, it's almost Chinese New Year, and everyone in the palace is busy. The young supervisor said that we don't have classes, and we just have to go to Zhaode Palace to clean up, because the emperor will have a banquet for the two uncles." Huang Jin was the one who spoke. Just now when Ding Yang recounted his great achievements, he had already eaten the pastries that Zhang Mo could only finish eating in a week. After recovering a little bit, he turned his eyes and landed on Zhang Mo's hand tightly held by Ding Yang, "Brother Mo Come on, let's go, let's go clean up." Huang Jin slapped Ding Yang's hand heavily, taking advantage of his opponent's effort to shrink his hand in pain, and calmly took the red flag in Ding Yang's hand.

"Can I not go?" Zhang Mo complained with a bitter face, but he still stood up with Huang Jin, and only had time to say "I'm sorry" to the unhappy Ding Yang, who was covering his little hand, and was rejected by Huang Jin. Jin pulls out.

"Why did you pull me out so quickly?" Zhang Mo shook off Huang Jin's hand, looking at him with displeasure.

Huang Jin was [-], he wasn't [-], the eunuch in charge led a group to dispatch things like cleaning, how could it be that the two of them went alone.

This excuse is really poor.

"I warn you, time is life, don't waste the precious life that I am going to use to serve the Ming Dynasty, serve the imperial court, serve the emperor, and serve the prince." Zhang Mo rubbed his hands, and said to Huang Jin squinting.

"Oh..." I really cherish your life so much, why are you still talking so much?

Thinking about it, Huang Jin only dared to think about it in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face. Although he was stupid, he also knew that this was not a good thing to say.

"I don't like Brother Mo playing with Ding Yang." Huang Jin pursed his lips tightly, his voice was very low, almost like a mosquito.

ah?It turned out that the child was jealous!It's really interesting, but it's right to think about it. With Huang Jin's IQ and looks, it is estimated that no one is willing to play with him, let alone treat each other with sincerity like myself. If you play with him, you still have to risk being vomited blood ——Wei Liang Yin Jian is not far away.But the only one who can play with him, because I want to accompany the prince, I don't come to the inner school very often.Thinking that when he was not around, he would stay here alone without any acquaintances, and he would be quite lonely, so he would not let himself play with others, for fear that he would run away, so he would not play with him, right?

"Rhubarb, listen to me..." Zhang Mo, who thought he had figured out the truth, was about to comfort Huang Jin, telling him something like "Even if I am with Ding Yang, I will not be with him." Playing" and the like, before he could say it, Huang Jin's next sentence swallowed it back, almost choking himself to death.

"Brother Mo, don't you feel inferior?" Huang Jin blinked and looked at Zhang Mo while biting his finger.

"Asshole! Why should I feel inferior?" Zhang Mo stared back unwillingly.

"Playing with a person who has better grades than me, is handsome, and has better moves than me, in short, is better than me. Don't you really feel inferior?" Every word Huang Jin said made Zhang Mo's heart suffocate. Qu one more, if he hadn't considered that the other party was his first and only younger brother, he would have killed him by himself.

calm down!We are men, we don't have the same knowledge as sissy eunuchs!Brother Mo is a real man, a man of iron blood and pure blood!Eat hard while eating, and then you will be a master!Don't be angry, life is like a play...

Zhang Mo stared at Huang Jin's opening and closing mouth, his face was livid, and he silently recalled all kinds of warning words he knew to persuade people to calm down. He took a deep breath and took a deep breath. When it was unnecessary to be angry at a man and a silly eunuch who was comparable to an idiot heroine in 90s Taiwan, Huang Jin's next sentence immediately wiped out the psychological construction he had worked so hard to do just now.

"So, like Xiao Jin, I never play with people who are better than me in everything and make me feel inferior, especially..." Huang Jin clenched his fists, nodded firmly and said, "No Play with someone smarter than me!"

What?I don't look as good-looking as you, and I recognize it too!Now you actually... Am I not as smart as you?

The volcano finally erupted!

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"Woo, it hurts..." Huang Jin squatted in the corner, holding his head in his hands, and looked at Zhang Mo who was doing warm-up exercises with teary eyes.

"Be good, don't cry. If you are good in the future, I won't hit you." Zhang Mo reached out and touched Huang Jin's bumpy head because of himself.

"Hey, Xiao Jin will be good in the future." Huang Jin nodded quickly, looking like a puppy who just made a mistake and repented after being taught by his master.

"That's good, actually... I don't want to hit you either." For some reason, Zhang Mo, the assailant, seemed to be in more pain than Huang Jin, the victim, "You know what? I really don't want to hit you Yes. Because I hit you, it hurts my heart..." I didn't move for a long time, and I accidentally got cramps in my hands.

"Then Xiaojin promises to be good. Brother Mo is not allowed to hit Xiaojin in the future." Huang Jin looked at Zhang Mo with grievance and dissatisfaction on his face, and said seriously: "If you want to fight, you can't start it again. Eunuch Bi said that the head will meet you." stupid."

cut!Can you be more stupid?Camus has absolute zero, and you have absolute stupidity.

Zhang Mo decided not to express any opinion on Huang Jin's words. If he was serious, I would lose, especially if he was serious with a fool.

"By the way, Brother Mo, have you done the re-examination this year?" Huang Jin held his head, stuck out his tongue and said, "Xiao Jin passed the inspection, Xiao Ming in the next class will be miserable, and he was cut again , I can’t get out of bed yet.”

"Reexamination, what's that?" Zhang Mo's eyes widened, and his eyes rolled around a few times. From just now, he felt that he seemed to have been missing something important, and now Huang Jin mentioned it. I can't think of anything I missed, but if it's correct, it must definitely have something to do with the re-examination.

"It's just to check if your dick has grown back." Huang Jin blinked his eyes in confusion. Brother Mo has been in the palace for so long, why doesn't he even know this? He really isn't a qualified eunuch, " If the little dick comes out again, I will have to cut it again, it will be very painful." Huang Jin said, as if remembering something terrible, his face turned pale, and his body began to tremble involuntarily.

The original owner Zhang Mo died of complications caused by castration. I don’t know if it was because the original owner deliberately blurred this memory. He himself has no impression of the castration scene. He really has no way to empathize with Huang Jin and recall this episode. Painful past.What's more, he has more important things to do now...

"Little dick is cut, can it grow again?" Zhang Mo's eyes widened, and he finally knew what he missed.

It turns out that I still have hope to counterattack!

This was Zhang Mo's first reaction.

Ah bah bah bah bah!How could brother have such an idea, it should be brother who still has hope, Yan Fu boundless, sitting in the flowers, three wives and four concubines hugging each other.

Zhang Mo secretly wiped off his cold sweat, and added loudly in his heart, "Brother Mo is a real man, a man of iron blood and pure blood!"