Online game shallots have tofu
Chapter 15 The sow's name is funny
Guo Bao was alone and didn't bring the package Hongxi gave him, so it didn't matter to him whether he had it or not.
Qingfeng said, it's a big deal to grab what you like, anyway, no one can grab yourself, this is the benefit of the universe.
But Guo Bao forgot one thing, that is, he still doesn't know how to use the abilities of Qiankun Zhe.
In the restaurant, amidst the noise, Guo Bao had to raise his head because of a voice.
Opposite to where Guo Bao was sitting, four or five people gathered together, and one of them was exaggerating about how powerful he was.Guo Bao didn't know that a person's skin could be as thick as the soles of the old woman Nai's shoes, which couldn't be pierced with a needle.
Some people have already shown disdain for this spitting person: "I said sow..."
The person called the sow snorted, "I told you before, I told you to ignore that sow!"
"Isn't your nickname too long? I'll shorten it!" the man said without surprise.
[ignore that sow] Pooh—
Guo Bao grinned, oh my god, someone took this game username, it's so funny.
Ignore that sow: "I like it, if you call me a sow again, I will make you a pig now!"
The man waved his hand in a gesture of surrender: "Okay, I'm afraid of you, little brother, so I told you to ignore it? Or that one? How about calling Xiaobie..."
Ignore the sow with a thoughtful look on her face, "Well, tell me to ignore it, and be normal."
"Okay then, by the way, are you blowing it up, Yuli, how could it be in your hands?"
Someone interfaced: "That's right, that's the one who is close to me all over the world."
Someone snorted: "You just talk!"
Guo Bao was curious, what is Yuli, and who is the world for me? Hearing what they said, he seemed to be a powerful person, but where did he seem to have seen this name?
Ignoring that sow being underestimated by others, I was a little annoyed, "Okay, you don't believe it, do you?"
Those people booed, "Unless you take it out!"
Ignoring that sow seemed to be a bit taboo, and was stimulated by the contempt and cynicism of this group of people. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll show you."
Guo Bao had already stretched his neck to look. After the sow finished speaking, a white light flashed in front of him, and Guo Bao subconsciously closed his eyes.When he opened his eyes again, he saw that thing.
Yuli, he thought it was a piece of jade, but in fact it was a flute, the whole body was jade white, and when the sow was playing around, it emitted a dazzling light, but the light revealed a soft warmth.
When Guo Bao saw Yuli, he liked it very much. He always wanted to play the flute, and he wanted to learn like a senior.As soon as Qingfeng Lixiao was mentioned, the familiarity that flashed in my mind just now suddenly became clear, this flute was actually the same as Qingfeng Lixiao's, except that one was bright green and the other was transparent white jade.
"Could it be a male and a female?" Guo Bao also found it funny at his own words.
Listening carefully to what those people said, the sow was already proudly showing off: "Of course this is Yuli! It took me a lot of effort to get it."
Someone asked curiously: "How did you get it? Tell us, this is something that belongs to my world!"
Presumably the people sitting here are a group of people with good deeds. As soon as he finished speaking, someone immediately interjected: "Who is in the world for me?"
Without waiting for them to answer, someone has already answered for them: "For me the world doesn't even know, he is probably the most powerful person here now, his seal points are all from the gods, and he wants to defeat the person who is in the world for me." All of them died three times, but I didn't defeat him, and this jade glass is a superior weapon, I said how did your kid seal it up so quickly, so it turned out to be a treasure."
Faced with the man's sarcasm, ignore the sow and get furious, "Who said I picked it up, I got it!"
"Then how did you get it, defeating the world?" the man said aggressively.
Don't care about the sow's arrogance but suddenly weakened, facing a group of people's inquiries and shouts, she said awkwardly: "This,... this... I... I didn't use any despicable means, that It was given to me by the world, yes, it was given to me by the world.”
"Bah—" someone scolded, "For my world will give you this, who doesn't know, this jade glass is a pair with Qingfeng Rixiao's Bi Liu, for my world will give you his lover? Joke— —”
Guo Bao was taken aback for a moment, what did he hear just now, the clear wind breaks dawn!
"What do you mean by that? He gave it to me." The sow raised her tone suddenly, but everyone could hear a trace of unnaturalness in that tough sentence.
"Could it be that something happened to me?" Someone speculated. "You won't be taking the sheep by hand, will you?"
"Nonsense...nonsense..." Ignore the sow's movements. "I showed you the flute too, I'll put it away first."
receive?How could he let him accept it as he said, Guo Bao stepped forward, and before the sow could react, he took the jade glass with one hand.Don't pay attention to the sow for a moment, then pointed at Guo Bao and shouted: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Guo Bao looked at him and replied, "Of course it is robbery!"
"Why are you robbing me?"
Guo Bao frowned: "Isn't this something that belongs to me? How did it become yours? Since it's not yours, why can't I grab it?"
After Bao said this, everyone seemed to realize that when the sow was taken out just now, no one thought of this meaning. Guo Bao looked at the person who was staring at him and shouted: "In addition to robbing money Apart from robbery, nothing else is allowed."
Then after thinking about it, he was wrong, and immediately changed his words: "You are not allowed to rob money or sex."
Don't pay attention to that sow who gave a piss, and was about to pounce on it, when someone suddenly said, "Take people away, and you'll have sex and money."
Guo Bao yelled, cursed secretly, what the bastard said, turned around, and ran out the door in front of the group of people who rushed towards him.Oh my god...Guo Bao could still hear the lively shouting of the people behind him.
Guo Bao bumped into a person accidentally, and the person grabbed him, "Xiaobao?"
Guo Bao raised his head when he heard the sound, and said in surprise, "Senior Qingfeng!"
"What's wrong with you?" Qingfeng Lixiao asked strangely.
Guo Bao opened his mouth and shut it, but didn't say a word, Qingfeng Lixiao looked at him and said, "You're kidding me!"
Guo Bao held back his mouth a little aggrieved, took out the jade glass in his hand, and pointed to the people behind him, the group of people chasing him stopped one by one after seeing the clear wind breaking dawn.
Qingfeng took the flute from Bao's hand at dawn, and said something that made everyone baffled. "Why is the flute in your hand? How much did you pay for it?"
Guo Baoshun calmed down his anger: "How much did you pay for it?"
Qingfeng Lixiao's answer made everyone vomit blood. He said, "I pawned it with five buns."
"Ah?" Guo Bao was puzzled, and heard Qingfeng Lixiao explain, "Five coins, one coin can buy one bun, that's five buns."
"You...you..." Someone had already vomited blood, and he actually pawned this hundred-odd W sealed weapon with five coins.
Then everyone looked at the sow in unison. At this time, the sow's face seemed to have been pickled.
"Why did the world give it to you? It turned out to be redeemed from a pawnshop." Someone said contemptuously.
Don't pay any attention to that sow and forgive her scolding: "So what, I got it in a fair and honest manner, and the boy handed over Yuli."
Guo Bao subconsciously put the flute behind him, so he didn't want to give it to him. He likes this flute very much.
"Qingfenglixiao, how can you pawn Yuli, and it's so cheap, are you out of your mind?" someone blamed.
Qingfeng Lixiao snorted coldly: "You don't dare to take care of my business!"
Guo Bao opened his eyes and sighed: "Senior, I love you, handsome!"
Qingfeng Lixiao glanced at him, and replied seriously: "I love myself too."
"Qingfeng Poxiao, don't be arrogant!" The sow was a little angry.
Qingfeng Lixiao didn't speak, so Guobao couldn't stand it anymore, this group of people joked one by one, and said idiot at the same time, cursing so lively. "Hey, you guys are enough, this thing is not yours!"
"Boy, you still dare to speak, damn it, you just take the sheep, this thing is not yours, you still dare to take it as your own, despicable villain..." After Guo Bao said such a sentence, he got a "despicable villain" reputation.
Just about to scold back, Qingfeng Lixiao said indifferently: "Don't be as knowledgeable as them, forget it."
"But they..." Guo Bao wanted to say that what they said was too much, and they scolded all the ugly things.Qing Feng Li Xiao can still be so calm, he is really a good-tempered person.
"Give it back to him." Qingfeng Lixiao said, "Since he deserved to come, Xiaobao, you should give it back to him."
Guo Bao lowered his head and held Yuli tightly, a little bit reluctant.
Qingfeng suddenly looked at a certain place at dawn, and followed his eyes to look at the past.Then he waved and shouted at the people standing on the roof.
"Hey, Heiyingfeng, Heiyingfeng, are you here to return my two buns!"
Everyone felt that the man in black standing there visibly shook. Why did Guo Bao say that? That’s right, it was because the shadow wind pinched him under his arm last time, which made him unable to eat two buns. , he was pestered by Guobao before he agreed to pay him two buns, but he didn't expect Guobao to remember it.
Standing on the roof, Yingfeng said respectfully to Qingfeng Lixiao: "Master Qing, my young master is waiting for you in Peach Valley."
After finishing speaking, he disappeared in a flash, Qingfeng Lixiao frowned, and flew away.
Guo Bao shouted: "My meat bun!"
Qingfeng said, it's a big deal to grab what you like, anyway, no one can grab yourself, this is the benefit of the universe.
But Guo Bao forgot one thing, that is, he still doesn't know how to use the abilities of Qiankun Zhe.
In the restaurant, amidst the noise, Guo Bao had to raise his head because of a voice.
Opposite to where Guo Bao was sitting, four or five people gathered together, and one of them was exaggerating about how powerful he was.Guo Bao didn't know that a person's skin could be as thick as the soles of the old woman Nai's shoes, which couldn't be pierced with a needle.
Some people have already shown disdain for this spitting person: "I said sow..."
The person called the sow snorted, "I told you before, I told you to ignore that sow!"
"Isn't your nickname too long? I'll shorten it!" the man said without surprise.
[ignore that sow] Pooh—
Guo Bao grinned, oh my god, someone took this game username, it's so funny.
Ignore that sow: "I like it, if you call me a sow again, I will make you a pig now!"
The man waved his hand in a gesture of surrender: "Okay, I'm afraid of you, little brother, so I told you to ignore it? Or that one? How about calling Xiaobie..."
Ignore the sow with a thoughtful look on her face, "Well, tell me to ignore it, and be normal."
"Okay then, by the way, are you blowing it up, Yuli, how could it be in your hands?"
Someone interfaced: "That's right, that's the one who is close to me all over the world."
Someone snorted: "You just talk!"
Guo Bao was curious, what is Yuli, and who is the world for me? Hearing what they said, he seemed to be a powerful person, but where did he seem to have seen this name?
Ignoring that sow being underestimated by others, I was a little annoyed, "Okay, you don't believe it, do you?"
Those people booed, "Unless you take it out!"
Ignoring that sow seemed to be a bit taboo, and was stimulated by the contempt and cynicism of this group of people. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll show you."
Guo Bao had already stretched his neck to look. After the sow finished speaking, a white light flashed in front of him, and Guo Bao subconsciously closed his eyes.When he opened his eyes again, he saw that thing.
Yuli, he thought it was a piece of jade, but in fact it was a flute, the whole body was jade white, and when the sow was playing around, it emitted a dazzling light, but the light revealed a soft warmth.
When Guo Bao saw Yuli, he liked it very much. He always wanted to play the flute, and he wanted to learn like a senior.As soon as Qingfeng Lixiao was mentioned, the familiarity that flashed in my mind just now suddenly became clear, this flute was actually the same as Qingfeng Lixiao's, except that one was bright green and the other was transparent white jade.
"Could it be a male and a female?" Guo Bao also found it funny at his own words.
Listening carefully to what those people said, the sow was already proudly showing off: "Of course this is Yuli! It took me a lot of effort to get it."
Someone asked curiously: "How did you get it? Tell us, this is something that belongs to my world!"
Presumably the people sitting here are a group of people with good deeds. As soon as he finished speaking, someone immediately interjected: "Who is in the world for me?"
Without waiting for them to answer, someone has already answered for them: "For me the world doesn't even know, he is probably the most powerful person here now, his seal points are all from the gods, and he wants to defeat the person who is in the world for me." All of them died three times, but I didn't defeat him, and this jade glass is a superior weapon, I said how did your kid seal it up so quickly, so it turned out to be a treasure."
Faced with the man's sarcasm, ignore the sow and get furious, "Who said I picked it up, I got it!"
"Then how did you get it, defeating the world?" the man said aggressively.
Don't care about the sow's arrogance but suddenly weakened, facing a group of people's inquiries and shouts, she said awkwardly: "This,... this... I... I didn't use any despicable means, that It was given to me by the world, yes, it was given to me by the world.”
"Bah—" someone scolded, "For my world will give you this, who doesn't know, this jade glass is a pair with Qingfeng Rixiao's Bi Liu, for my world will give you his lover? Joke— —”
Guo Bao was taken aback for a moment, what did he hear just now, the clear wind breaks dawn!
"What do you mean by that? He gave it to me." The sow raised her tone suddenly, but everyone could hear a trace of unnaturalness in that tough sentence.
"Could it be that something happened to me?" Someone speculated. "You won't be taking the sheep by hand, will you?"
"Nonsense...nonsense..." Ignore the sow's movements. "I showed you the flute too, I'll put it away first."
receive?How could he let him accept it as he said, Guo Bao stepped forward, and before the sow could react, he took the jade glass with one hand.Don't pay attention to the sow for a moment, then pointed at Guo Bao and shouted: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Guo Bao looked at him and replied, "Of course it is robbery!"
"Why are you robbing me?"
Guo Bao frowned: "Isn't this something that belongs to me? How did it become yours? Since it's not yours, why can't I grab it?"
After Bao said this, everyone seemed to realize that when the sow was taken out just now, no one thought of this meaning. Guo Bao looked at the person who was staring at him and shouted: "In addition to robbing money Apart from robbery, nothing else is allowed."
Then after thinking about it, he was wrong, and immediately changed his words: "You are not allowed to rob money or sex."
Don't pay attention to that sow who gave a piss, and was about to pounce on it, when someone suddenly said, "Take people away, and you'll have sex and money."
Guo Bao yelled, cursed secretly, what the bastard said, turned around, and ran out the door in front of the group of people who rushed towards him.Oh my god...Guo Bao could still hear the lively shouting of the people behind him.
Guo Bao bumped into a person accidentally, and the person grabbed him, "Xiaobao?"
Guo Bao raised his head when he heard the sound, and said in surprise, "Senior Qingfeng!"
"What's wrong with you?" Qingfeng Lixiao asked strangely.
Guo Bao opened his mouth and shut it, but didn't say a word, Qingfeng Lixiao looked at him and said, "You're kidding me!"
Guo Bao held back his mouth a little aggrieved, took out the jade glass in his hand, and pointed to the people behind him, the group of people chasing him stopped one by one after seeing the clear wind breaking dawn.
Qingfeng took the flute from Bao's hand at dawn, and said something that made everyone baffled. "Why is the flute in your hand? How much did you pay for it?"
Guo Baoshun calmed down his anger: "How much did you pay for it?"
Qingfeng Lixiao's answer made everyone vomit blood. He said, "I pawned it with five buns."
"Ah?" Guo Bao was puzzled, and heard Qingfeng Lixiao explain, "Five coins, one coin can buy one bun, that's five buns."
"You...you..." Someone had already vomited blood, and he actually pawned this hundred-odd W sealed weapon with five coins.
Then everyone looked at the sow in unison. At this time, the sow's face seemed to have been pickled.
"Why did the world give it to you? It turned out to be redeemed from a pawnshop." Someone said contemptuously.
Don't pay any attention to that sow and forgive her scolding: "So what, I got it in a fair and honest manner, and the boy handed over Yuli."
Guo Bao subconsciously put the flute behind him, so he didn't want to give it to him. He likes this flute very much.
"Qingfenglixiao, how can you pawn Yuli, and it's so cheap, are you out of your mind?" someone blamed.
Qingfeng Lixiao snorted coldly: "You don't dare to take care of my business!"
Guo Bao opened his eyes and sighed: "Senior, I love you, handsome!"
Qingfeng Lixiao glanced at him, and replied seriously: "I love myself too."
"Qingfeng Poxiao, don't be arrogant!" The sow was a little angry.
Qingfeng Lixiao didn't speak, so Guobao couldn't stand it anymore, this group of people joked one by one, and said idiot at the same time, cursing so lively. "Hey, you guys are enough, this thing is not yours!"
"Boy, you still dare to speak, damn it, you just take the sheep, this thing is not yours, you still dare to take it as your own, despicable villain..." After Guo Bao said such a sentence, he got a "despicable villain" reputation.
Just about to scold back, Qingfeng Lixiao said indifferently: "Don't be as knowledgeable as them, forget it."
"But they..." Guo Bao wanted to say that what they said was too much, and they scolded all the ugly things.Qing Feng Li Xiao can still be so calm, he is really a good-tempered person.
"Give it back to him." Qingfeng Lixiao said, "Since he deserved to come, Xiaobao, you should give it back to him."
Guo Bao lowered his head and held Yuli tightly, a little bit reluctant.
Qingfeng suddenly looked at a certain place at dawn, and followed his eyes to look at the past.Then he waved and shouted at the people standing on the roof.
"Hey, Heiyingfeng, Heiyingfeng, are you here to return my two buns!"
Everyone felt that the man in black standing there visibly shook. Why did Guo Bao say that? That’s right, it was because the shadow wind pinched him under his arm last time, which made him unable to eat two buns. , he was pestered by Guobao before he agreed to pay him two buns, but he didn't expect Guobao to remember it.
Standing on the roof, Yingfeng said respectfully to Qingfeng Lixiao: "Master Qing, my young master is waiting for you in Peach Valley."
After finishing speaking, he disappeared in a flash, Qingfeng Lixiao frowned, and flew away.
Guo Bao shouted: "My meat bun!"
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