Online game shallots have tofu

When Qingfeng Lixiao left, it was too late for Guobao to chase after him. Why did he chase Qingfeng Lixiao? For his buns, Hei Yingfeng still owed him two buns, which he promised.But he forgot his ability, even if he remembered, he would not use it, it was useless.

Guo Bao turned around with a sigh, but was frightened by the commotion behind him.

Everyone huddled together, biting hands, biting hands, hugging heads, why didn't anyone tell him that there was going to be a group wrestling match here.

Guo Bao pulled a person who was kicked out and asked, "Hey, brother, what's going on here? Are you playing wrestling?"

The person who was kicked out covered half of his swollen face and cursed: "Damn it, which bastard beat me up."

Then he ignored Guo Bao and rushed out again. Guo Bao was about to ask another person, but another person was kicked out.It just happened to fall to Guo Bao's feet, Guo Bao saw that it was still the same one, "I said, what's going on?"

The man covered his face with his hands and apologized: "Damn, how do I know what happened, but I seem to have heard what they said about the flute, oh, yes, just grab the white flute, I just came to buy tofu Well, as soon as I got here, I was grabbed by someone, and then it became like this."

Guo Bao looked at him, originally he was beaten on one side, but now on both sides, and comforted him: "It's okay, it's balanced now."

"Is it...?" The man let go of his covering hand, and passed the treasure for a while. That face is still a face, with patches of red and green, and a footprint can be vaguely seen. Who is so ruthless? Foot on his face, really horrible.

Seeing Bao's expression, the man asked: "I'm old, have I been plastic surgery?"

Guo Bao expressed deep sympathy and said, "Brother, I suggest you go for plastic surgery again!"

"Okay." The man yelled and rushed over again.

What Guo Bao meant was to really ask him to have plastic surgery, not to let someone beat him up again, he sighed, he wanted to step forward, but when he remembered the man's face, he took a step back.

He doesn't want to be disfigured, if Piao Miao doesn't know himself, it will be miserable.

That's right, he was going to Wuqiantai, looking for Piao Miao, turned around, Guo Bao just took two steps, and there was an impact behind him, before he had time to react, he rushed out.

And in front of him was a tofu stall, and there were two people standing in front of the stall, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin.Looking at the fat man again, why did he feel a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

Who still has time to let him think about this problem, Guo Bao can't control himself, so he fell on the tofu stand all at once.

The whole tofu was clasped on his head like this, and Guo Bao had time to scream, but when he thought of screaming, he had already fallen to the ground.

It's really unlucky, why didn't he just ask a question, how could he be affected.

Guo Bao wanted to stand up, but the next moment there was another person beside him.

Guo Bao was helped up, and before he had time to say thank you, he heard a question next to his ear: "Are you okay?"

Guo Bao looked at the tofu all over his body and touched his face, and suddenly felt that his skin was much smoother. Tofu is really a good thing.Stretch out your tongue and try Tim, um, it’s slippery, but it’s tasteless, next time I’ll add some sugar, tofu in syrup, it’s delicious.

"Hello..." Just as Guo Baotian Ma Xingkong was thinking about his food, he heard another cry in his ear.Guo Bao came back to his senses and smiled when he saw the small man opposite him.The little man has an unattractive appearance, the only thing Guo Bao remembers is his pair of mouse eyes which are unique to fashion.

The little man glanced at him, looked up and down, stretched out a hand and said, "Please pay me a thousand coins."

One thousand coins?Guo Bao was puzzled and asked casually, "Why are there so many?"

The little man got angry: "You smashed up my business, don't you need to pay?"

Guobao interface: "But even if you buy all the tofu, there are not so many, right?"

Where does he get the money if he doesn't do the task now?

The little man said: "Nowadays, there are a lot of tofu being knocked against the wall. If the demand is high, the price will increase. If you think this tofu is too soft. We also have frozen tofu. Buy three and get one free!"

Guo Bao spread his hands: "I have no money."

The little man squinted his mouse eyes and slapped the table, looking like he was about to go mad.

The big man next to him answered: "You bastard, where did you find it?"

Guo Bao was amused when he heard this. Who did he think it was, the uncle who couldn't speak Mandarin well.

Guo Bao deliberately teased him: "I didn't think of it, but why is your tofu so expensive?"

"You bastard, thank the goose (for daring to imitate me)!" The big man said quickly.

Guo Bao said to the big man with a serious face: "Please read it to me, if you read it correctly, I will give you the money, goose goose..."

Before Guo Bao finished reading the poem, the big man immediately said: "I know this, I, I, I, song to Xiangtian, the white hair needs to be removed, the stew is delicious!"

Guo Bao mutters in a low voice who wants to make soup with you, and he doesn't talk to people who can't tell the difference between "I" and "goose".

"You...you boy, remember!"

Mouse Eye corrected, "This uncle, you want to die, not remember, what country are you from?"

The big man glanced at him and said proudly: "I am a caveman (Shandong native)."

Mouse Eye was obviously taken aback, and then reacted quickly: "Fortunately, I am not a Peking Man."

"What does this have to do with Yun people? (Ape-man)" the big man was surprised.

"Brother, it's not the Yunman but the ape-man, the ape of the ape-man, the man of the ape-man, the Peking man and the caveman are relatives!" Mouse Eye explained kindly.

The big man gestured: "I am not this caveman, I am a caveman (Shandong people), cave people are different from cave people (Shandong people), no... I am a caveman (Shandong people)..."

Mouse Eye leaned over and asked Bao Guo: "Is this uncle crazy?"

Guo Bao frowned: "Isn't he your elder brother? How do I know?"

The mouse's eyes snapped: "Who is that? Big brother, man, I don't know him. From just now, he has an expression of a door god, scaring away several of my clients. If it wasn't because of his size, I would have... ..."

"What happened to you earlier?" Guo Bao asked curiously, and before Mouse Eye could answer, the uncle who speaks very poor Mandarin asked the two of them in a matter-of-fact manner.

"What did I say, you Moinbas? I'm a caveman!"

Edit, what I said, do you understand, I am from Shandong.

Guobao was surprised this time, he said "I" instead of goose, um, there is progress.

"Well, uncle, we know that you are a caveman, so you don't need to explain." After explaining, they were all dazed, and the mouse eyes quickly interrupted the "caveman" talking non-stop.

"No...the goose belongs to that cave..."

Mouse Eye muttered: "Why is the goose also from a cave now? Isn't that an antique?"

The onlookers also wondered together, Guo Bao shrugged his shoulders, and wanted to say something, but saw the white clothes with a smear of moonlight not far away, that was...

Misty...

"Gone with the wind..." Guo Bao opened his mouth, but didn't say a word.

Guo Bao just wanted to chase after him, but the white clothes flashed, the news disappeared, Piao Miao was leaving again, this thought made Guo Bao suddenly feel uncomfortable in his heart, no, he wanted to find Piao Miao, and walked forward quickly He ran, but was held back.

Mouse Eyes had such an expression on his face: "Boy, don't think that you can leave after this uncle knocks me out. I'm also dizzy to a certain level, pay back the money."

Guo Bao twitched the corners of his mouth, touching from top to bottom.

The mouse glanced at him and said, "It's useless to seduce me."

Guo Bao is a bit cold, who seduced him, he is looking for money, the question is does he have money?no.

He took off the colorful Xuanyuan bracelet he was wearing, and stuffed it into Mouseyan's arms.

This bracelet looks very expensive, it should be worth a lot of money, Hongxi don't lie to him, it won't be good if it is a fake.As soon as Guo Bao thought of this, he planned to walk away quickly.

But as soon as he took a step, he heard a scream from the mouse eye next to him.

"Isn't it, it came true so soon?" Guo Bao also screamed in his heart. After waiting for a long time, he didn't see someone put his shoulders on his back. He turned his head cautiously, but was shocked by what he saw.

When he turned his head, he saw Shuyan with his hands spread out, the deep and bony wound on his hand, blood flowing like a stream.The Xuanyuan color bracelet fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"This...how...what's going on?" Could it be that there is a hidden weapon on this bracelet?Hongxi said that she can protect him, but why is it okay if he takes it with him?The mouse eye was only taken down, so why did something happen?Puzzled...

No one saw who made the move, it was almost like a flash.The person who was standing still was now seriously injured and fell to the ground.

Guo Bao was so stunned that he forgot to chase after the familiar figure, and stared blankly at the person who fell on the ground.

Shouts were heard all around, and everyone looked at each other, suspecting that the person next to them was the one who did the trick.There is a distance of several inches between people.

"Ouch, ouch, my mother..." Shuyan was still holding his hand, screaming there, the scream made everyone who watched goose bumps, but why did Guobao feel that he seemed to be singing? of.

Guo Bao was surprised. He didn't know why, but the spectators suddenly stepped aside, as if they were leaving a way for someone. In his confusion, Guo Bao heard someone say in a cold voice: " You deserve the Xuanyuan color bracelet!"

this voice?Guo Bao was surprised, he was familiar with this voice, and when he saw the bright red color, Guo Bao immediately confirmed his guess, besides that monstrous Hongxi, who else is this person?

Just when he had just finished thinking, Guo Bao saw the person walking slowly, all dressed in red and enchanting, with a pair of phoenix eyes.The face that was originally frozen, when he saw Bao's silly expression, smiled slightly, and whispered softly: "This is my token of love for little Bao'er!"