Online game shallots have tofu

The most obvious effect of the power outage is the grievances, and the grievances coming from each dormitory can achieve the effect of avoiding evil.

"Damn it, the power is off again!" Monkey scolded, seeing Bao Bao's very comfortable expression and asked strangely: "I said Master Bao, the power is off, you seem to be very happy?"

Qiao Ren said: "I said, Lord Bao, where have you been? Hurry up to the Five Elements Stage. The martial arts competition has already started in each department."

"Has it already started?" Kuo Bao thought to himself why so fast.

Kraft made a big fuss: "Bao Ye, Bao Ye, you don't know yet, don't you go to practice sealing by yourself, it's useless to tell you."

Seeing Bao's blank face, Qiao Ren explained: "This is just like the reality. You can only improve through PK with players. If you really want to do a task, for you, you must choose a player who is one or two times higher than yourself. If you practice with someone who is lucky enough to improve quickly, it’s a big deal to start over. However, it’s best to do tasks with expert players, and it’s not bad to pick up ready-made ones.”

The monkey nodded and shouted exaggeratedly: "You didn't really practice just now, didn't you think you were about to die?"

Seeing that Bao was still at a loss, the monkey stretched his waist and said lazily: "Don't you think that if the power is cut off, you don't have to die?".

"Why?" Guo Bao asked strangely, "If the power is cut off, the game will also stop!"

Kraft said: "You think it's beautiful. Do you think UM is the same as other games? It won't change because of the external environment. Those who are going to die will still die. When you go in again, you will continue to die. So don't report any luck in UM."

Guo Bao wanted to refute, but he was right on second thought. The last time he fell off the cliff, the power was just cut off. When he went online again, he was still falling.

This is a game, it is simply another living world.

"How can you underestimate me?"

Facing Guo Bao's dissatisfaction, Qiao Ren, Hou Zi, and Kai Fu prepared their own books and planned to go to class.

"What's your attitude!"

Three people, tacit understanding... silence... leave...

Guobao is a little frustrated, what, so underestimated, he is the master of the universe, can the master of the universe help you pass the exam?No, hey, let's go to class.

Guo Bao walked on the road, but suddenly heard the ringing of the school bell.

"Wow... I'm late!" Guo Bao yelled, running towards the classroom.

A few people walked by in twos and twos on the road, and when they passed by one person, they suddenly felt a little familiar.Guo Bao looked back while running, who told him that he had no eyes in front of him, so he hit the tree directly.

"It hurts..." Guo Bao was knocked into a coma.

Someone came from not far away, a man and a woman, who looked like lovers, Guo Bao was a little flustered, if they saw him crashing into a tree, it would be embarrassing, what to do, what to do, oh yes, poet, poet.

Guo Bao held his forehead with one hand, leaned against the tree, and thought deeply.

"Student, are you okay?" A female voice asked with concern.

Guo Bao, in deep thought...

"Student, are you okay?" This time it was a man.

"Ah... how beautiful autumn is, ah... autumn has come..." Guo Bao turned his back to them and began to express his feelings.

"So I'm writing poetry!" said the woman to the man.

Then the two walked away, and Guo Bao could still hear their conversation when they walked a long way.

The woman sighed and said, "This man is so romantic!"

The male disdainful interface: "It would be romantic to say a few more, then I will too, ah, your mother is so beautiful, ah, you are more beautiful than your mother..."

"Bah..., you are considered poetry!" the woman said contemptuously, but with a slight smile.

The man giggled and laughed: "That guy is also a poem, okay, okay, let's not talk about him, there are a lot of lunatics in autumn..."

Of course Guo Bao knew who the lunatic they were talking about was, and after making sure they had gone far away, Guo Bao rubbed his bumped forehead, it hurt so much!

"Classmate, are you okay?" Another questioning voice suddenly sounded from behind.

"Ah...how beautiful autumn is, ah...autumn has come..." There was no sound behind him, "ah...I like autumn...ah..." There was still no sound behind him.

Guo Bao thought to himself, you should hurry up and say, "So you're writing poetry!", and get out of here quickly.

"Ah... autumn... autumn... so many mosquitoes..." I was speechless.

But there was still no sound behind him, Guo Bao faced his swollen forehead, turned around strangely, and saw that handsome man standing in the sun.

He was dressed in light blue sportswear, with a tennis racket hanging, and the sun was shining brightly, looking at himself with a smile.

It was not just the reason why he hit his head against the tree, but because this person was too dazzling, Guo Bao felt a little dizzy, and then...

He literally passed out.

When he woke up, he saw Qiao Ren's magnified handsome face, and saw Bao waking up.

Qiao Ren sneered and said, "I can understand that you will faint when you see a beautiful woman, but you will also faint when you see a handsome guy. You really, really..."

The school doctor Wen Yan smiled and said, "It's still Qin Feng, tsk tsk..."

"I'm not, I'm..." Guo Bao wanted to explain, but suddenly changed the question, "What did you just say?"

"He said you fainted when you saw a handsome guy." The monkey came over laughing.

Ignoring the monkey's ridicule, Guo Bao asked Wen Yan again seriously, "Who did you just talk about?"

"Is the person you fainted?" Wen Yan asked jokingly, seeing Bao gave him a hard look, and replied "Qin Feng!"

"You know Senior Qingfeng?" Guo Bao asked in surprise.

Qiao Ren patted his forehead, and said ahhh, Qiao Ren looked at the big bruise on his forehead, "Did you hit the wall?"

"No...no," Guo Bao said with some guilt, "I... just fell face-to-face when I fell."

"Ha..." As soon as he finished speaking, all the people present laughed, and only then did Guo Bao know that there were not only Monkey and Qiao Ren here, but also the school doctor, Kraft.

Ignoring the laughing people, Guo Bao said to Qiao Ren, "Do you know where Senior Qingfeng is?"

Qiao Ren laughed so hard that his stomach ached, he stretched out his hand tremblingly and pointed at the door and said, "What are you talking about, Senior Qin Feng??? He obviously..."

Guo Bao wanted to jump out of bed, but someone stepped on his bed sheet, and in the end, boom——

Four feet upturned is to describe his current situation.

"Master Bao..." "Guo Bao..." "Student Yun..." Qiao Ren and the school doctor said in unison, rushing to help him.

"Pain...pain..." Guo Bao screamed again and again after being lifted up.

The school doctor checked and sighed: "It's up to my waist."

"No...no...S!" Guo Bao took a deep breath, his words slurred a bit.

"Nonsense, of course you didn't die if you flashed your waist."

In fact, Guo Bao said "it's okay," not that he didn't die, but he just took a deep breath in pain, so they thought he said "not dead."

Even the school doctor said: "It's okay, I never heard that people will die if they have a waist, and people will die if they don't have a waist."

Guo Bao opened his mouth and didn't explain, thinking that senior Qingfeng said he had graduated for three years, and it would be rare to see him in the future, so he was going to see senior Qingfeng.

"Where are you going?" Qiao Ren grabbed the person who moved out and asked strangely.

"I want to meet Senior Qingfeng!" Guo Bao wanted to turn his head, but he couldn't turn his back.

The monkey joked: "You've become like this, don't forget to look at the handsome guy!"

"Who said that?" Guo Bao said dissatisfiedly, he wanted to turn his head, but because of his waist, he could only turn his head a little bit, wanting to laugh, but in the end, he heard a few big ghosts behind him. Call.

"Don't turn around, you feel like watching a horror movie."

"Oh." Guo Bao nodded.

Qiao Ren said, "Forget it. If you want to see the senior, you can do it anytime. Do you want to thank the senior for sending you here?"

Guo Bao opened his mouth, and finally said "En."

"Let's carry you to the dormitory first!" After Kraft finished speaking, he winked at everyone, including the school doctor, a total of four people lifted Guo Bao up.

"Wow, what are you doing!" Guo Bao yelled, and then heard Qiao Ren and the others yelling.

"Hey, let's go first, wow, hit the door" "Don't move, let me squeeze out first" "Wait a minute..."

After being bumped N times, Guo Bao finally couldn't help shouting: "You guys should solve me once and for all!"

He probably has more than a dozen bruises, big and small. Don't they know if these people have ever lifted anything, who comes out first and who comes out last?Qiao Ren replied, "Just treat yourself as dead. You have lifted sandbags and tables, but you haven't lifted anyone yet."

This is what people say, Guo Bao is speechless, closes his eyes, and thinks that he is a dead person, trying to imply to himself in his heart, I am a dead person, I am a dead person, I don’t feel it, I don’t feel it...

Guo Bao was in a daze, although he seemed to be carrying a sandbag, but he didn't have to walk by himself, he felt like falling asleep, but suddenly there was an anxious voice next to his ear.

From far to near, "School doctor, school doctor, my classmate was hit in the eye by a tennis ball, come and see."

"Oh." Following the school doctor's voice, Dong—Guo Bao was thrown to the ground again.

"Sorry, sorry..." Wen Yan smiled, apologetic.

Guo Bao looked at him, then at the people who shrugged one after another, his body stiffened and wounded moved step by step, he didn't want to hand himself over to them again, he didn't hurt much at first, now it's better , as if just wrestled with a vicious dog.

When Guo Bao walked crookedly, he heard the whispers of people passing by him from time to time.

"What's wrong with this man, is he walking on a catwalk?"—a drop of sweat, twisted to the waist, classmate.

"He won't think he is pregnant." ——Erdi Khan, holding his waist with both hands, still twisted to the waist, classmate.

"This ass is shaking so badly."—Three drops of sweat, forget it, I'll just raise my hands and dance.

……

When Guo Bao heard the comments about himself, he wanted to hit the wall with tofu. No wonder Mouse Eye said that the demand for hitting the wall with tofu is really high.Just as Guo Bao was thinking, he suddenly saw a person walking in front of him. He had an ordinary appearance, and the only thing that stood out was the pair of eyes—mouse eyes.

Guo Bao was surprised, this was too coincidental, "Old..." Just as he was going to call, he thought about it wrongly, how could he make someone look like a mouse, blinked, and a few lines of words suddenly appeared next to the little man, Guo Bao rubbed Rubbing his eyes, he tried his best to identify it, and it turned out to be a UM seal.

Name: Short-legged hero (short-legged prawn? Guo Bao looked at him, his legs are not long)

Family: Wood family (it also looks a little woody)

Weapon: Nunchaku (could it be made of wood? Baby, don’t think that the wood clan, everything is made of wood, this understanding is wrong)

Seal point: 380W (38?)

Understand, Guobao blinked, and suddenly disappeared again, so amazing, it turns out that in reality, you can really see the information of UM players.

Guo Bao walked over excitedly and shouted: "Short-legged prawns, short-legged prawns..."

The person called the short-legged prawn saw a delicate and beautiful person rushing towards him unsteadily, calling himself with an excited expression, feeling a little frightened.

Someone next to him asked, "Do you know this person?"

The little man shook his head and immediately denied: "I don't know him. He is probably a lunatic."

Before Guo Baoren could get there, he saw the mouse eyes and they all ran away without a trace as if they had seen a ghost.

Qiao Ren walked over and said, "What kind of taste, you've lost your mind when you look at this kind of mouse!"