Online game shallots have tofu

When Guobao arrived at the dormitory, he suddenly had the urge to see his fellow countrymen for ten years, and felt very cordial. He really wanted to chew on the corner of the quilt and say, "Folks, I have traveled through mountains and rivers, and I have gone through many hardships to finally get here. It is not easy... ..."

"What are you muttering all by yourself?" Qiao Ren patted Guo Bao.

The monkey pulled up his chair and said, "I guess I really broke my brain, huh? The electricity is coming, turn it on!"

"Aren't you going to class?" Kraft asked.

The monkey pointed to Guo Bao who was complaining, and replied: "I have a reason, the person in our dormitory has fainted, and I want to take care of it."

"Then me too." Kraft said, and turned on the computer with peace of mind.

Qiao Ren shrugged, "Tennis competition, I can skip class at any time."

"Damn," Guo Bao said, "how can you use me as an excuse for skipping classes?"

"No rebuttal." The monkey and Kraft said in unison, and looked down on Qiao Ren again, "You bastard, you are too despicable, using the tennis tournament as an excuse."

Qiao Ren smiled: "Not convinced, you also scored tenth in the school, and then go to the municipal tennis competition!"

"Bah, bitch!"

Guo Bao didn't bother to talk to them, lying on the bed, and turned on the computer.

As soon as he logged into UM, he received a message. When he opened the treasure, it turned out to be from Qingfeng Lixiao. The content of the message was very simple, only six words. [Come quickly to Tianya Xuejian]

It just so happened that he was looking for Senior Qingfeng!

Guo Bao asked Qiao Ren, "Where is Tianya Xuejian?"

Qiao Ren was already busy with the game, and after Guo Bao asked him three times, he threw two words at him: "Help."

Guo Bao was stunned for a moment, and then he searched for help all over the desktop, and the system suddenly prompted: "Please don't click around like a headless chicken. If you are looking for help, you can find it in your own system information. If you are looking for a map, please click to open it. Type the word "map" into the message box."

Guo Bao lamented that the prompt from the system was really timely. At this time, the sweet female voice of the system remembered again, "After I help, please say a word of thanks, the system refuses to accept words like "thank you"."

"Huh???" Guo Bao was full of question marks.

Qiao Ren interjected over there, "Just to let you praise her for being beautiful."

Guo Baoyou was intimidated, and whispered, "You...you are very beautiful."

The sweet girl chuckled lightly, and said very agreeingly: "I think so too, please have a good time!"

It ended a bit abruptly, Guo Bao twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that UM’s father was so boring, then he entered the word map, and then Tianya Xuejian, and then he found that there is an item in the universe that can be traversed instantly. Need not.

After clicking on Guobao, he felt a bright light flashing by. When he opened his eyes again, his world was not white, but emerald green. What's going on?

Couldn't the system be cramping again?

Guo Bao saw someone in front of him and wanted to ask, but just overheard their conversation.

Robber: "Quickly tell me your username and password! If you don't tell me, I'll kill you!"

The man in yellow replied: "Don't tell! You won't tell if you killed me! Even if you ruined me, I won't tell!!"

After the robber looked him up and down, he scolded: "You have a good idea!"

Pfft - Guo Bao didn't want to laugh, but it was too funny.Hearing Bao's laughter, the robbers came forward.

"Boy, is it funny?" Guo Bao glanced at the robbed yellow clothes, frowned, well, he doesn't look very good, especially the obvious hemorrhoid on his forehead, and there is a long hair on the hemorrhoid. Hey, it's not as good as that radish.

"I didn't say a word, and handed over the game user name and password wisely." The robber suddenly saw Bao's seal point, and said, "It turned out to be 250, and it's useless if you rob it, boy, do you want to use it?" Tianya Xuejian, I am in a good mood today, I will let you pass."

Guo Bao was stunned, what kind of world is this, but he said to let himself go, so as not to do anything.

"Thank you..." Guo Bao wanted to say thank you, but when he thought of the beauty saying that the system rejected words like "thank you" just now, he immediately changed the words, "You are so beautiful."

"Ah?" The robber opened his eyes wide.

"No, no, I mean you are a good person." Guo Bao explained embarrassingly.

The robber waved his hand and let Guo Bao pass by. When Guo Bao turned his head, he could still see the dissatisfied expression on the man in yellow.I heard him yelling: "Why let him pass?"

The robber said: "Let him look good, I am not a flower picker, I only rob money but not sex."

The man in yellow said, "Why don't you rob him of his money?"

The robber said: "Of course a robber should look at his face first. He is suitable for robbing a flower picker. I will rob you. If you don't like it, you can still give him a couple of punches. I'll give you that kind of white face with thin skin and tender flesh." Don't do it..."

Guo Bao didn't listen to it any more. He walked forward for a while, and suddenly the scenery in front of him changed.

What was originally a lush forest turned into a snow-covered world in a blink of an eye, and the whole world was greeted with a silvery white, atmospheric and beautiful.Guo Bao wrapped his clothes and climbed up the mountain.

When he reached the top of the mountain, he was so tired that he was out of breath. There was a man on the top of the mountain, standing there, staring at Guo Bao.Guo Bao was startled, paused, and walked over.

Seeing the man in gray clothes and a long knife, which looked familiar, he heard the man in gray yelling: "Damn it, you are on the same road as Qingfeng Poxiao, and you are here to deal with me again?"

Guo Bao glanced at him strangely, and then saw his name, [Yang Guo waits for Little Dragon Girl], finally remembered who this Huihui was, wasn't this the last time in front of the restaurant, he heard Senior Qingfeng call Yu Was it the one who scolded Li the most when he sold five buns?

How can I be stuck here?And why is he not moving.

Guo Bao circled around him, "Why are you not moving?"

Yang Guo didn't wait for Xiao Longnv: "Damn it, I want to move, but the clear wind breaks the dawn, you fucking use dirty tricks, you are not a gentleman..."

Guo Bao frowned, and when he was about to retort, a laughing voice came, "I have never said that I am a gentleman."

Guo Bao turned his head and saw Qingfeng breaking dawn in the snow, "Senior Qingfeng?"

"Ah, little Bao'er, you are here, come here, do you have any novice weapons?" Qingfeng Poxiao asked excitedly.

Guo Bao rummaged through his body and took out a small knife, which was given to him by the system before he came, "Is this okay?"

Just as he was speaking, the knife flew out of his hand and arrived at Qingfeng Lixiao, who was playing with the knife with a treacherous smile on his face.

Yang Guo didn't wait for Xiao Longnv to watch him slowly approaching, and said a little threatened: "What do you want?"

Qingfeng Lixiao smiled slightly: "Didn't you scold me very well last time? After you scolded me a few words, I would stab you a few times. Well, let's take advantage of these few days."

"You...you just give me a knife."

"That's not fun." Qingfeng Lixiao shook his head.

"If it wasn't for you playing yin, how could I trap you?" Yang Guo didn't wait for Xiao Longnv to scold, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

He's been talking dirty, what's going on?

Seeing Bao Bao's puzzled expression, Qingfeng Lixiao took time to explain slowly, and set himself to automatic system, and then Guobao saw Qingfeng Lixiao holding a knife, drawing on Yang Guobuwai's little dragon girl one by one. , slowly and rhythmically.

Guo Bao receives a message from Qingfeng Lixiao.

Qing Feng Li Dawn: Little Bao'er, you don't know, this guy is doing a life mission.

Guo Bao: What is the same life task?

Sunny Wind Breaks the Dawn: It is a task that two people do together. As long as one of them fails to complete, the task is not considered completed. The same task is two tasks that are completed in two places, until the last level. It’s enough to gather in one place at any time, and then complete the task assigned in the last level. In fact, it’s a bit like a husband and wife task. What do you think of when talking about husband and wife tasks?

Guo Bao (subconsciously): Husband and wife lung slices!

Qingfeng Lixiao (knocking on the head): I just know how to eat, this guy scolded me so happily last time, today I will make him happy.

Guo Bao: But senior, this is not good, how long does it take to cut him one after another, if you want him to die, don't you need to be so troublesome, and his other partner should come right away, right?

Sunny Wind Breaks Dawn: Immediately?That's right, he was dealt with immediately for my sake, so that you don't feel particularly relieved. When I think of what he scolded me last time, I get angry.

Guobao: ...

Last time, he thought that Senior Qingfeng was so generous, and he had already thought it out. When this guy was doing the same life task, he waited for him to reach the last level, and then intercepted him, and even hacked his seal points one by one.

Guo Bao: Senior, that guy’s seal point seems to be 480W, when will this knife be cut?

Qingfeng Lixiao: Take your time, anyway, I'm fine now, I'll go out first, and you can also find a place to play.

Guo Bao: Are you not afraid of being attacked?

Qingfeng Lixiao (full of confidence): Speaking of sneak attacks, I don’t even think about hitting people under my seal. Even if I set the system to be automatic, I still have the strongest defense ability. Those who are higher than me, even if I am there Maybe hurt, but it's okay, I believe the world has already dealt with the other guy, and he will come.

Guobao: Oh.

Guo Bao seemed to think of something suddenly: Senior Qingfeng...

No one responded, the state of Qingfeng Lixiao was already in the state of leaving, Guo Bao originally wanted to ask if the person he saw today was him, and did he send him to the infirmary?

When Guo Bao went back to look at it again, Yang Guo had already received hundreds of messages from Xiaolongnv.It's all "fuck, fuck, your mother, your grandma's..."

There is also "The clear wind breaks the dawn, you give me a good time!"

But no one replied to him, that person may also feel helpless, hopeless, and it doesn’t matter anymore, Didi said: "Forget it, you can cut slowly, I go to class, 45 minutes, if I come back, if I am not dead , you continue, if you die, I will change the name, the system cannot repeat the name, I will call [Yang Guo or wait for the little dragon girl], if you see it, continue to chop..."

"Haha..." This person is so funny, Guo Bao shook his head with a smile, and then saw the person who suddenly appeared there, with a pair of black eyes, as cold as the snowstorm.

This snow mountain has a companion, and here comes a snow mountain second—for me!