Online game shallots have tofu

Guo Bao followed Qiao Ren, who should be called [Dark Night Sleeping] now, walking in front.Curious on his face, I don’t know why, since entering this game, although only the people in the game are acting, Guo Bao feels as if he has entered the game, his soul and the game are one, as if he is in this environment .

Qiao Ren once said when he entered the game, don’t think it’s just a game, in UM, all your five senses are alive and you can also feel pain, so try not to hurt yourself.

Although it won't hurt in reality, the feeling of pain still makes me uncomfortable.

Qiao Ren grabbed the people walking around, feeling like walking a dog, sighed and whispered in Guo Bao's ear: "It's okay, don't walk around!"

Guo Bao hummed, and obediently followed behind Qiao Ren.But one pair of eyes is not idle.

Not long after walking, there is a peach forest within sight, and it is the season when peach blossoms are in full bloom. A large area of ​​pink is dizzyingly beautiful, as if the warmth is within reach.

Guo Bao suddenly became poetic, put his hands on his back, and let out a long voice: "Ah——"

Then there was no sound, and Qiao Ren didn't speak, waiting for him to follow.

Guo Bao wanted to sigh, and thought about the description in his mind for a long time: "Ah, peach blossoms, peach blossoms...the peach blossoms are so beautiful!"

Qiao Ren vomited blood a little, he thought that Guo Bao could come up with some poems, after ah, there were only four words "peach blossoms are so beautiful".

Guo Baojunyi's face turned red, he thought about it, but forgot for a while, what kind of poem is it.

Just as he was racking his brains to think, a light and delicate sentence floated beside him: "It's good to have another spring, and the peach blossoms on the human face are red!"

Guo Bao nodded, thinking it was wrong, and then he shouted in surprise: "Ah, I thought of it, no, no, Qiao Ren, you said it wrong."

Qiao Ren was puzzled, "What did I say?"

Guo Bao said: "Didn't you say that it's good to have another spring, and the peach blossoms on the human face reflect the red! It should be last year and today in this door, the peach blossoms reflect the red on the human face."

Qiao Ren patted him on the head, "Idiot, that's not what I said."

Guo Bao covered his head and asked strangely, "But I heard it just now, it's just the two of us here, can't it be, can't it be encountering a ghost?"

Qiao Ren patted his head again unceremoniously, "Idiot, are there ghosts during the day?"

Guo Baodu said, "Then why do other people say hell in the daytime?"

Qiao Ren raised his hand and slapped his forehead, as if fainting.Just as they were arguing lively, there was a chuckle from the side, and Guo Bao saw the person coming out from behind the peach blossom tree.

Long flowing hair, slender eyebrows, and wavy eyes.He was dressed in white, like the gowns of the ancients, but as thin as silk, with red jade on his waist. Following his steps, light bells rang.

This guy looks like he stepped out of a cartoon.

"I'm back to my senses." Qiao Ren pushed Bao over, looked at his silly face, and sighed.

Guo Bao had never seen such a beautiful person before, so he poked Qiao Ren's hand, "Qiao Ren, pinch me."

Qiao Ren was surprised: "Why are you pinching you?"

Guo Bao said seriously, "I'll see if it hurts. If it doesn't hurt, then I'm dreaming."

Without further ado, Qiao Ren hit him with an iron sand palm, and Guo Bao staggered and rushed forward.Thinking that he was going to eat shit like a dog, a pair of slender water supported him in time.

Just as he was about to thank him, Qiao Ren's voice sounded from the side, "Damn it, let him go."

Guo Bao raised his head and said "thank you" to the beauty, then turned his head and said to Qiao Ren strangely: "It hurts, so I didn't see ghosts in daylight, Qiao Ren, you seem to be angry?"

It seems that he is simply angry, this Xiaobai, this idiot!

Qiao Ren stepped forward and pulled Bao Bao over, pushed him behind him, looked at the person in front of him defensively, and asked, "Dead fairy, what did you do to him?"

The person who was scolded to death as a goblin spread his hands and looked innocent, "I didn't do anything."

Guo Bao was a little puzzled by Qiao Ren's inexplicable hostility, "Qiao Ren, why are you so angry?"

Qiao Ren ignored him, took Guo Bao and left.

"Hey, why are you pulling me?" Guo Bao was pulled by Qiao Ren, and he still didn't forget to turn his head and say to the handsome man standing there, "Well, goodbye!"

Qiao Ren couldn't help but patted Bao on the head again, and cursed him, a guy who didn't understand danger: "Idiot!"

Guo Bao blinked aggrievedly, "Why hit me again, what should I do if I'm stupid?"

Qiao Ren sneered, "It's stupid enough, you idiot didn't see the words displayed next to that guy!"

Guo Bao shook his head, "What word is displayed?"

Qiao Ren shook his head because he was speechless, "That guy is a demon!"

"No wonder you call him a goblin, wow, it turns out that goblins are so beautiful, but it's wrong, shouldn't goblins have two transparent wings, and then fly around in the flowers!"

After a pause, Guo Bao continued to guess by himself, "Oh, no wonder he put his wings away? But this goblin is so big!"

Just as Guo Bao finished his question, he suddenly felt a tightness around his waist, and a faint fragrance wafted from his side. Guo Bao was just wondering, but he turned around and changed his position.

Opposite Qiao Ren was holding a bloody sword in his hand, pointing straight at him.

Guo Bao didn't respond at all, only heard a laughing voice in his ear, "That's an elf, not a goblin!"

Guo Bao didn't feel that he was in someone else's arms at all, and nodded with a face of sudden realization: "Oh, yes, elves are small!"

"Piao Miao, let go of Guo Bao!" Qiao Ren yelled. When he saw the information of this person named Piao Miao, he frowned deeply. Why did people from the Yaozu appear here?

Piao Miao <Yao>, this person from the Yao clan is definitely not simple, his seal point is actually at [-] W, so with another [-] W, he can be upgraded to <God>, this person is really too dangerous .

Piao Miao chuckled, looked down at the person in her arms, "So you called Bao, how about I call you?"

Guo Bao frowned, "You're not a little dragon girl!"

"Puff—" Piao Miao laughed when she heard a puff.She lowered her head again, and asked ambiguously, "Why, do you want to make a pair with me?"

Guo Bao shook his head seriously, "I don't want a hand chopped off!"

The smile on the corner of Piao Miao's mouth is even stronger, this little guy is really not ordinary cute.Borrowing it for a few days to play, of course Guo Bao didn't notice the misty smile, there has been a substantial change - a wicked smile!

"An Ye, I have borrowed this little guy for a few days!"

After Piao Miao said this, Guo Bao only felt the wind around him, and then he was completely surrounded by a piece of pink, and the peach blossoms revolved around him, forming a circle of circles.

"Guobao..." Qiao Ren took a quick step forward, but that ethereal palm pushed him back ten steps. A comparison, it is simply beyond his control, but Guobao is still in his hands...

The person in someone's arms has no sense of crisis at all, looking at the whirling peach blossoms, all pink, and shouting at Qiao Ren: "Qiao Ren, look, look, it's so beautiful, so beautiful!"

"Beautiful!" Qiao Ren scolded, and when he thought about going forward again, there was only a field of peach blossoms left where the two were standing, while Guo Bao and the guy named Piao Miao had disappeared.

"Damn it!" Qiao Ren cursed loudly, and immediately flew away with his sword. He wanted to find someone to help, that little idiot would really get him into trouble.

Guo Bao kept sneezing in someone's arms, Piao Miao put him down, looked at his red nose, gently rubbed it for him, and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

Guo Bao took a breath and said with certainty, "Someone must be scolding me!"

After finishing speaking angrily, he squatted on the ground, Piao Miao saw him squatting on the ground with his back facing her, not knowing what he was doing, and asked strangely: "Baby, what are you doing?"

Guo Bao didn't realize what Piao Miao called him, and turned his head to answer: "Draw a circle and curse him!"

"Hahaha..." Piao Miao clutched her stomach, for so long, she had never met such an interesting person in UM.Seeing him stand up clutching his stomach, Guo Bao said strangely: "I cursed the people who scolded me, why do you have a stomachache?"

Because of laughing, Piao Miao spoke intermittently, "You...you mean...you cursed the person who scolded you...stomach pain?"

Guo Bao nodded, "I cursed him to have a stomachache immediately, and then let him fall into the toilet!"

Piao Miao finally stopped laughing, because his words almost hurt him internally, "No, no!..."

Looking at the handsome man, Guo Bao shrugged and turned around, only to realize that he was on a high cliff, surrounded by clouds and mist, and the trees in the distance were cloudy green, and the wind felt cool on his face. On the top of the mountain, he really has the feeling of seeing all the mountains at a glance.

"Is it pretty?" Piao Miao asked softly as she stood beside Guo Bao.

Guo Bao turned his head, and saw Piao Miao's soft side face, and his slightly raised mouth corners, Piao Miao stretched out her arms, raised her head, and slowly closed her eyes.

"Piao Miao, you hit me on the head." Guo Bao's words were too impressive, mainly because when Piao Miao opened her arms, she didn't expect that there was another person beside her.

Piao Miao withdrew her hand, and gently rubbed Guo Bao's head with her slender hand, "Does it hurt?"

Guo Bao touched his head and confessed, "It's much lighter than when Qiao Ren hit me."

Piao Miao shook her head, and suddenly shouted: "Someone is coming!"

Then Guo Bao didn't see the place where there was no one before, and suddenly three strange men appeared, all of them were thick-backed, with two big axes on their waists, and they looked like robbers with one glance.

Guo Bao said casually: "Piao Miao, they are not here to rob you, are they?"

Piao Miao shook her head amusedly, seeing the descending momentum, she knew it was going to be fatal, he pushed Guo Bao away, and said: "Hurry up and go!"

Guo Bao yelled "Ah..." because of Piao Miao's force, he took a few steps back in embarrassment, and as soon as his foot stepped on the ground, he just fell towards the cliff behind him.

Piao Miao, you forgot that there is a cliff behind you!

Our poor Lord Bao was killed by Jie Se not long after!