Online game shallots have tofu

Everyone was having fun, and the whole dormitory was suddenly dark.

I don't know who scolded: "Damn!"

Then someone said in the dark: "The monkey is calm and calm..."

Qiao Ren said, "It's not about your life..."

Before he finished speaking, a voice from the corner said faintly, "It's killing me!"

The other three people followed the sound, and in the darkness, they could only see two big watery eyes, which were very obvious.

Everyone yelled "Wow--", who would not be scared to see two watery eyes in the dark.

The faint voice sounded again: "I'm dead!"

The monkey clasped his hands together and muttered: "Master Bao, do you want to die with peace? Tell us what your last wish is, and don't let your ghost linger..."

Guo Baoshua - stood up, took the monkey's hand and bit it, the monkey threw him away and cursed: "You b's your dog!"

"Bah one hairless" Guo Bao spat, and then asked the person rubbing his hands, "Does it hurt?"

The monkey said bitterly, "I'll try to bite you."

Guo Bao replied: "Pain means you are not dreaming!"

"Oh." Monkey nodded, and then punched Guo Bao in the stomach, "Since you are not dead, I will send you on your way."

Kraft didn't help but added insult to injury, "That's right, let him scare us!"

Guo Bao, who was pressed down by the monkey, retorted innocently: "I...when did I scare you, wow, monkey, the spine is broken, get up, get up..."

The monkey sat on Guobao's back with its buttocks still up.

Guo Bao cried out for help and said to Qiao Ren, "Qiao Ren, Brother Qiao, Uncle Qiao, help me!"

Qiao Ren's hand that was about to reach out was gloomy because of Guo Bao's three words "Uncle Qiao". Of course, Guo Bao couldn't see it in the dark.He only saw Qiao Ren approaching, Guo Bao thought it was better for Qiao Ren.

Unexpectedly, Qiao Ren walked up to the monkey and said, "Move over there and I'll sit for a while!"

Guo Bao seemed to hear the creaking sound of his bones being put into cotton.It's over, it's over.

Guo Bao prayed in his heart that if the call came, I would burn incense and pray to Buddha to thank God, but the call never came.

If Guobao has changed, if I call now, I will eat and drink offerings, but the call still hasn't come.

Guobao is so hot, no shit, you want me to dance in a hula skirt!

As soon as his words fell, the phone buzzed, and the monkey screamed strangely: "Oh mygaga!"

Guo Bao thought complacently, but fortunately, he was just thinking about it in his heart.

Unexpectedly, the monkey asked, "Qiao Ren, did you hear that someone said they were going to dance in a hula skirt!"

Qiao Ren caught the person who was about to sneak away, and smiled wickedly: "Master Bao, where do you want to go?"

Guo Bao was pulled back and smiled awkwardly: "I, I go to the bathroom."

Kraft sat in front of his computer and said calmly, "The toilet is on the left, Master Bao, you are running towards the door."

Qiao Ren and Hou Zi went back and forth, "I said, Lord Bao, do you want to squat in the toilet, or do you want to go downstairs without taking the stairs?"

This is a threat, a naked threat.

If he doesn't agree, he'll either be stuffed in the toilet, or he'll be thrown directly from upstairs. This is the seventh floor, the seventh floor.

So he either fell to his death or was stinked to death.

Guo Bao smiled wryly, "Is there a third choice?"

Qiao Ren said, "Yes, you are dancing in a hula skirt!"

Guo Bao chuckled, "Even if you want to dance, there are no grass skirts here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kraft threw something over, Guo Bao spread it out, and he was dumbfounded with a smile, which is beyond the description of ordinary embarrassment.

What he held in his hand was black and brown in thick strips, surrounded by some kind of cloth.But the black long thing, the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became.

Suddenly, he saw the door, where the place where the broom was originally placed was already empty.

Kraft put a stick in Guo Bao's hand and said, "You can dance the Hawaiian stick dance!"

Guo Bao opened his eyes wide and didn't say a word.He finally knew that the skirt in his hand was made from the broom in their dormitory.

Houzi glanced at the skirt that Bao was holding, and said in a very talented way: "It's sharper than sharp. Either don't wear it this year, or wear a grass needle skirt if you want to wear it!"

Kraft pinched his nose, turned his hand into an orchid finger, and said coquettishly: "And it's very practical, it's a skirt and a must-have item for home, if you see the dirt on the floor, you can squat down and use it as a broom! "

"Haha..." Before Kafu finished speaking, he was already laughing like cramp. Seeing them laughing so happily, Guo Bao really couldn't laugh, let him wear this and dance, kill him.

Qiao Ren stopped laughing, looked at the thing in Guo Bao's hand, and suddenly yelled, the others were startled by him, Qiao Ren said: "Damn it, I thought this piece of cloth is so familiar, Kraft, you kid took my towel and tore it into strips."

Kraft looked contemptuous, "I thought it was a rag, you kid washes your face every day, the towel is so dirty, you bastard, you are a clay doll!"

Qiao Ren retorted without blushing, "I'm saving water for China!"

The monkey was even more contemptuous: "You bastard, so you don't wash with water, you put on a deep-sea facial cleansing mud every day, and you make a mask!"

"Hahaha..." Forgive me, Guo Bao has already covered his mouth, but he didn't cover it tightly, and the laughter still leaked from his mouth.

Qiao Ren strangled Bao Bao's neck, and said grimly, "You still have the nerve to laugh!"

Guo Bao felt as if he was dying from being pinched, "Uncle Qiao, you bully me so much!"

Qiao Ren hit Bao's head hard with his clenched hand, "Nonsense, I'm so sorry for not bullying you."

Guobao was blown up by air, what are you talking about?

Guobao was in dire straits, and the monkey over there suddenly called Qiao Ren: "Dark Ye, stop making trouble, something happened!"

The monkey got anxious and called out all the names in UM. Qiao Ren let go of Guo Bao and ran forward three steps at a time.

While the monkey was busy, he explained: "Everyone has received a unicorn sticker, saying that it is three minutes before dawn to open at the Wuxingtai, the election of the five races and gods!"

"Actually, it's just a martial arts conference. Winning with martial arts means the winner is king! Beast, let's join in the fun!" Kraft and the monkey were back to back, and the monkey laughed and replied, "Let's go and see!"

Qiao Ren has already logged into UM, and said very interestedly: "Look at our fire department, is there any position for us!"

"Of course it's our wood type" "Of course it's our gold type" Monkey and Kraft said in unison, and then they didn't like each other, and went straight to the game.

Guo Bao finally regained his composure, "This...that...Who cares about me?"

No one paid attention to him, after Guo Bao repeated it three times, Guo Bao sighed, sat back in front of the computer, and suddenly found an important question, isn't he dead?

"Forget it, death is death. Anyway, Qiao Ren said that there are three chances." Guo Bao shrugged indifferently and entered the game interface.

"Ah..." Guo Baogui yelled, what happened, why is he still falling, the power has been out for more than an hour!

Guo Bao watched him keep falling, thinking that it would not be so unlucky, would there be bottomless movement below?When Guobao got up to go to the toilet and came back, he was still falling.

"Damn it!" Guobao was not in the mood to play and was about to close it, but suddenly found that it hadn't dropped, and he was falling into a warm embrace at this time.

I was wondering that there was a warm voice in my ear: "Baby, are you okay?"

Guo Bao looked up and saw Piao Miao was stunned for a moment, Piao Miao chuckled lightly: "Are you scared?" Guo Bao suddenly reached out to touch the silvery white hair.

As if knowing what Guo Bao wanted to ask, Piao Miao smiled: "This is my real body, Yaohu!"

The person who put Guobao down has returned to the elegance he had when he first saw him, without the evil charm just now, and he can change so much after hiding his mana.

"Sorry to scare you!" Guo Bao watched as he made a sudden pounce and knocked Piao Miao to the ground.

Then he raised and lowered his hands, Piao Miao blushed slightly and grabbed Guo Bao's hand, "Are you so impatient?"

Guo Bao saw the smile on Piao Miao's mouth, and the person lying on the ground now was looking at Guo Bao with a smile that was not a smile because of his hands and feet just now.

Guo Bao said very strangely, "So you don't have a tail!"

He was looking for his tail for the molestation just now, and he vomited blood.Guo Bao wanted to stand up, but his hand was pulled and fell to the ground.

Guo Bao looked up and saw Piao Miao's silver hair, and exclaimed in surprise: "Piao Miao, you have changed color."

Piao Miao twitched the corner of her mouth, he is not a chameleon.He lost his mood when he said tx like this.

Piao Miao sighed faintly, sat up and explained: "It's not the real body, how could there be a tail!"

Guo Bao suddenly realized, because he was sitting on Piao Miao, and now Piao Miao sat up again, and the two faced each other, and Guo Bao could still see Piao Miao's long eyelashes.

Facing the person who was staring at her in a daze, Piao Miao asked with a light smile, "I'm pretty, don't I?"

Guo Bao nodded fiercely, he didn't know that in Piao Miao's eyes, his action was extremely cute.

The ethereal and perfect lips rose slightly, and she stood up, pulling the foolish people up together by the way.

Piao Miao saw Bao's mark and said in surprise: "So you are from the Shui tribe. If I had known this, I wouldn't have saved you."

Guo Bao asked in astonishment, "Why don't the Shui people need to be rescued?"

Piao Miao patted his little head, "So you don't know what the ability of the water system is?"

Guo Bao shook his head, Piao Miao said unintentionally: "Then give me a kiss!"

Guo Bao held Piao Miao's face and scratched it twice. Piao Miao looked astonished. He just said that he didn't expect... He shook his head helplessly, "For people of the water system, it's like a level land. It’s a lake, even if you fall, you won’t die.”

Guo Bao said in surprise, "Really?"

Piao Miao nodded, and saw Bao suddenly ran to the lake and jumped down.

"Wow... help, help..." Guo Bao cursed in his heart, what a level ground, Guo Bao felt like he was falling, and the water was about to cover his head.

Piao Miao hadn't finished speaking yet, the little idiot cursed silently, flew to touch the dragon water, and lifted the little idiot out of the water.

"Cough...cough..." Guo Bao coughed in pain, while being wronged, "Piao Miao, you scoundrel, you liar, you stinky bastard, you pickle melon, you pickled radish..."

Piao Miao frowned, why is it all food, if he goes on, will he call himself stinky tofu!

"Baby..." Piao Miao gently placed her hand on Guo Bao's shoulder.

Guo Bao snorted and ignored him.

Piao Miao sighed and sat beside him, Guo Bao moved his buttocks and turned around.Piao Miao smiled softly, "You little brat, I haven't finished my sentence yet, although the water element is not afraid of water, you still have to activate your water element protection!"

"What is water protection?" Guo Bao couldn't hold his breath, and when Piao Miao said it, he opened the mouth.

Piao Miao smiled, with a genuine expression, "It's at the blue crystal on the lower left of your name."

Guo Baowa yelled: "That's true, then can I go into the water now... Ah Xie..."

Piao Miao hugged Guo Bao in her arms, Guo Bao only felt the heat slowly entering his body, looked up, Piao Miao's sharp chin, Guo Bao stretched out his hand to touch, the person with closed eyes on top of his head said lightly: " Don't make a fuss, close your eyes."

Guo Bao stuck out his tongue and closed his eyes obediently.

Piao Miao used her spiritual power to help Bao Bao get rid of the cold, and for a moment, she said, "Baby, it's alright!"

Piao Miao whispered, but did not respond, when she looked down, she found that he was already asleep, maybe a little cold, Guo Bao nestled into his arms.

Piao Miao didn't bother him either, she hugged him and slowly closed her eyes.