Online game shallots have tofu

When Guo Bao climbed to the ground, he saw the person in front of him with wrinkles on his face, but his eyes felt very familiar.

"Well, may I ask, who are you?" Guo Bao hesitated and asked.

But the old man coughed, looked at him and said, "Baby, have you forgotten me? I'm Piao Miao!"

Guo Bao nodded, "You... are you Piao Miao?"

Impossible, how could Piao Miao be an old man, is he also the designer of UM?Just about to ask, she heard Piao Miao crying: "Baby, do you know how long you have been missing? I have been looking for you for almost 60 years!"

Guo Bao looked at the old man Piao Miao in front of him, and thought about how long he had just entered the cave, how could it be a day in the sky and a year in the world, could it be that UM's father did something wrong.

"Piao Miao, I'm sorry!" Guo Bao felt a little sorry, seeing that Piao Miao, who was so beautiful before, has become an old man, and he was a little sour.

Piao Miao laughed loudly when she heard his words, and said mischievously: "You believe it!"

Guo Bao snorted, and saw that Piao Miao had taken off her wig and fake face, regained her refreshing and handsome appearance, and was smiling at herself.Guo Bao snorted, at first he wanted to tell Piao Miao that he met the designer of UM, and then somehow became the creator of Qiankun, but who told Piao Miao to play with him, so he decided not to talk about it.

He wanted to find a place to practice well, but he had to practice martial arts first.

"Piao Miao, can you teach me martial arts?"

Piao Miao asked strangely, "Why do you suddenly want to learn martial arts?"

The reason Guo Bao temporarily thought of was, "To protect myself!"

Piao Miao smiled lightly, and said seriously, "It's enough for me to protect you."

"What if you're not around?"

"As long as you are in danger, even in the remotest corners of the world, I will show up immediately." Piao Miao looked into Guo Bao's eyes, and said words like an oath, which made Guo Bao's chest feel warm, and that warmth was called moving.

"Piao Miao, why are you so nice to me?"

Piao Miao didn't speak, maybe she was a little uncomfortable being looked at by Guo Bao, she suddenly turned her face and replied: "There is no reason, if you want to be nice to people, be nice to people!"

Guo Bao chuckled, "Are you embarrassed, Piao Miao?"

Piao Miao snorted, but did not answer.Guo Bao didn't continue to ask, his stomach growled, and Piao Miao asked with a smile: "Baby, are you hungry?"

Guo Bao nodded fiercely, and suddenly looked at Piao Miao with bright eyes.Piao Miao was flustered by his gaze, "What are you doing?"

Guo Bao added Tim Zui, "Piao Miao, does the fox taste good?"

A plate of braised pork seemed to appear in front of Guo Bao's eyes, and the aroma that filled his nostrils rushed over.Sniff, sniff, a misty slap woke up the dreaming Guo Bao.

"You little guy, you're dizzy from hunger." Piao Miao shook her head, leading him to blink, and when Guo Bao opened his eyes again, he was already in front of a restaurant.

Guo Bao looked up and saw the dazzling three characters on the top of his head. On the plaque, there were two huge ancient style Xiaozhuan, which were very grand, and a small word "lou" was engraved next to it.

"Merry Building" followed Guo Bao's loud chanting, and many people looked towards this side.

Guo Bao read it again, and said to Piao Miao who was standing at the door: "Don't you say this is a restaurant? Why did you choose such a shocking name? ,not……"

Piao Miao shook her head amusedly, and said to the contemptuous person: "You read it backwards, it should be from right to left!"

Guo Bao snorted, and read it again: "Liufenglou!"

Under Piao Miao's correction, Liufenglou finally recovered her innocence.Only those who sell tofu are coquettish, but Liufenglou is not coquettish at all!

"Who is so perverted, there is actually a welcome under that plaque!" Piao Miao looked at the nagging person and smiled quietly.

Guo Bao stopped suddenly after walking a few steps into the door.Before Piao Miao asked what was wrong, Guo Bao had already said, "Piao Miao..."

Piao Miao suddenly felt that someone was pinching her hard, and Guo Bao beside her had already let go of the pinching hand.

"Piao Miao, did it hurt to pinch you just now?"

Piao Miao glanced at the bruise on her arm and replied: "Of course it hurts, but why are you pinching me?"

Guo Bao took Piao Miao's hand and rubbed it for him and replied casually: "I just want to prove it!"

"Prove what?" Guo Bao said angrily: "Didn't it mean that the game lady stopped, then this... that... and that... and that... are all good, there are Basang, there are young ones, there are Kid, don't tell me that little brat plays this game?!"

Guo Bao was a little excited when he said this, but Piao Miao replied calmly: "These people are all set up by the system."

"How is it possible?" Guo Bao said in disbelief.

"If you don't believe in clicking on characters, see if their seal points are all 100 million." Piao Miao said lightly.

Go to Baobao, it really is like this.Each girl's seal point is 100 million, Guo Bao noticed their names, Sister Feng?Could it be Sister Feng with the sausage mouth? Look at the side, Qiaoer?Hey, a little familiar, Li Wan, very familiar, Xiangyun, familiar, Daiyu, Baochai, Yuanchun, Tanchun, Miaoyu, Yingchun, Xichun, Keqing, my mother, isn't this the Twelve Girls of the Red Chamber? .

No wonder he felt so familiar, the familiarity was rotten.

"What do you want to prove again?" Seeing Guo Bao stretch out his hand, Piao Miao behaved this time.

Guo Bao smirked, being seen through, "No, I just wanted to ask if you saw their names?"

Piao Miao glanced lightly, "Of course, but why didn't you pinch yourself?"

Guo Bao spread his hands: "It will hurt if you pinch yourself."

Piao Miao's calm face suddenly changed: "Pinch me and it won't hurt?"

Guo Bao said seriously, "I won't be in pain."

Spit blood, spit blood...

Just as the two of them were talking, Xiao Er came forward and asked, "Are these two guests staying in a hotel or in a room?"

Guo Bao looked at Xiao Er in front of him, and tugged at the corner of Piao Miao's clothes, "Piao Miao, this Xiao Er seems real."

Piao Miao answered in a nonchalant manner: "Systematic."

Guo Bao opened his eyes wide, looking at Xiao Er's smiling face, "No way?"

Xiao Er stroked the towel on his shoulders, and asked with a smile: "Guest officer, if you two are sharpened, please go up to the second floor. If you are staying at the hotel, please register at the counter."

Guo Bao tugged at Piao Miao, fussing, "Piao Miao, Piao Miao, look, look, this seems real, how could it be set by the system?"

Piao Miao let Guo Bao tug at his sleeve, "It's indeed set by the system, and these are the only questions I ask, Xiaoer can just say a few words."

Guo Bao's eyes lit up, "Then I'll ask other questions, Xiaoer."

Xiaoer immediately replied, "What's your order, guest officer?"

"Do you have a brothel here?"

Piao Miao was as stable as Mount Tai, but she still moved her footsteps.

Xiaoer narrowed his eyes, with an unshakable expression, "Of course, the most famous place in our place is Fengxiao Pavilion. Judging by the attires of the two officials, they must be sons of rich families. They want to be romantic and happy, Feng Xiao Pavilion is the best place to go, and..."

Xiao Er pretended to be mysterious, and a certain person was also a person who was overflowing with curiosity, so he couldn't wait to ask: "What, what?"

Xiaoer smiled, as if satisfied with the atmosphere he created, "And Hongxi, the top brand in Fengxiao Pavilion, talking about Hongxi, those eyes, that face, that figure, every frown and smile can hook the soul, just look at it I'll never forget it..." After Xiaoer finished speaking, he clicked his tongue twice as if he still had something to do.

Guo Bao asked curiously, "It's hard to find him, isn't it?"

Guo Bao completely forgot his purpose for asking this question, and waited eagerly for Xiao Er's reply.

Xiao Er didn't remember his disappointment, "It's easy to find, Hongxi, Hongxi, because he likes red, and it's the kind of bright red and bright red. In Fengxiao Pavilion, there is only one person who wears red, and only one person deserves to wear it." Red, and red only belongs to Hongxi, no one can wear red so enchantingly and movingly as Hongxi..."

Guo Bao whispered to Piao Miao, "Is that a human? It feels like a demon."

Without waiting for Piao Miao to reply, he shook his head again: "No, Piao Miao is also a demon, but Piao Miao is very refreshing, like water."

Piao Miao smiled slightly, although the corners of her mouth were only raised a little, but it was like a city. "May I take this as a compliment?"

Guo Bao shook his head, "It's not a compliment, it's a fact, Piao Miao is good-looking."

Piao Miao's smile became stronger, Guo Bao also smiled, seeing Xiao Er staring blankly at Piao Miao's eyes, he suddenly felt uncomfortable, "Xiao Er, I'm hungry."

Guo Bao's roar achieved the desired effect, and Xiao Er suddenly came back to his senses, "Guest officer, this way please!"

Guo Bao sat in front of the window on the second floor, turning his head out of the window angrily.

Piao Miao asked strangely: "What's the matter? Why are you so angry?"

Guo Bao snorted to express his dissatisfaction, "Didn't you feel uncomfortable when the little girl looked at you just now?"

Piao Miao smiled lightly, "The eyes are on other people, I thought you were angry."

"But," Guo Bao was still angry, "Where is there a system setting that makes your eyes straighten when you see a beauty?"

"Okay, okay," Piao Miao comforted him, with a layer of joy in his eyes, "Don't be angry, then I will come out next time and change my outfit."

Guo Bao quickly shook his head, "No, I like you like this, it's pretty."

Because of Guo Bao's words, Piao Miao burst into a smile.