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Guo Bao waited for Piao Miao to go away, and suddenly realized that he forgot to ask Piao Miao a very important matter.

What's the matter, of course I'm asking, has Piao Miao brought anything to eat?

Piao Miao asked him to wait, so he waited, but people have three urgencies, there is nothing wrong with letting water out, of course he can't burn small flowers and grass, so Guo Bao found a slightly corner place, looked around and saw no one, just now Untie the trouser fork, the water has not been released yet.

Guo Bao heard what seemed to be a cracking sound. He lowered his head. Where he was standing, there was a sudden crack, and then the whole ground collapsed. Guo Bao just screamed and fell into the hole.

"Bah... bah... bah..." Guo Bao choked on the falling dust.He waved his hand indiscriminately before he could barely see where he was.

With the help of the light above his head, Guo Bao realized that the hole he was in was still very deep.It is unrealistic to rely on him to climb up.Guo Bao's stomach suddenly started to hurt. There was a shock just now, and Guo Bao still had one important thing to do.

"Oh, that's right." Guo Bao suddenly remembered what was going on, "I haven't peed yet, um, be gentle, let me go."

After getting comfortable, Guobao now has time to think about how to get up. Looking at the entrance of the cave which is ridiculously high from him, he can only see the sky when he looks up. Guobao squats down and sighs: "I am a little frog at the bottom of the well. , quack quack..."

After croaking for a while, Guobao himself feels bored, and Piao Miao will be worried if he can't see himself.

Guo Bao shouted to the outside of the cave: "Piao Miao, Piao Miao, I am below, come and save me, help me..."

Guo Bao repeated the same words three times, but Piao Miao didn't see it, and suddenly there was a loud bang behind him, and Guo Bao's entire face became Guan Erye when a cloud of dust fell on his face.

Guo Bao touched it with his hand, and the whole place was completely black.Wiping his face with his clothes, Guo Bao looked at the black hole in front of him, and opened his mouth wide in surprise.

After touching his body for a long time, he couldn't find a fire. It was dark inside, but Guo Bao's curiosity escalated, as if something was calling him.

"Should I go or not?" Guo Bao said to himself, wanting to pick flowers and count them, but the walls were empty, nothing.Guo Bao reluctantly pulled out a few roots on the top of his head, "If it's an odd number, don't enter if it's an even number. Wait for Piao Miao to save me."

"1.2.3.4.5.6" After Guo Bao finished counting, he looked at the black hole again, "It doesn't matter if it's odd or even, I'll go in and have a look first. Anyway, Qiao Ren said that even if you die, you can be resurrected."

It was really too dark, Guo Bao murmured in his heart as he walked, would he steal the cave?Is there a baby in it?He accidentally tripped over something, and he just rolled in.When Guo Bao stood up again, his whole body was falling apart.

It was too late to sigh how much pain he had, because he saw the place where he stopped now.

A piece of bamboo forest, flowing water, green fairy grass, not far away, the mountains and mountains are beautiful, and the relationship between the sky and the mountains seems to be connected because of the relationship between the clouds.

Like a real paradise, Guo Bao was standing by the river, where there were hanging fishing rods and fishing baskets, but Guo Bao looked at it for a long time, but he didn't see anyone.

Just as he was wondering, someone grabbed his foot.Guo Bao yelled, and kicked out with one kick.Still shouting in his mouth: "Zongzi Zongzi..."

"I said you boy, broke into my territory, kicked me enough and dared to call me a zongzi!"

The person who said this got up from the river, his whole body was wet, but in the blink of an eye, he had already become dry.The person standing in front of Guo Bao was an old man with white hair, white beard and white eyebrows, and he was full of energy.

"Well, Grandpa, I'm sorry!" Guo Bao immediately apologized when he saw that it was an old man.

The old man glanced at him and shouted, "What do you call me, Grandpa? Am I very old, ah, very old?"

Guo Bao replied, "Not very old."

The old man nodded, and suddenly felt wrong, "The meaning of this is not to say that I am old."

Guo Bao chuckled, changed the subject and asked, "Excuse me, where is this?"

"You little brat, you don't ask people to call you? It's rude." The old man glared at him while holding his beard.

Guo Bao can’t be called a grandfather, nor can the old man, the eldest brother is too young, and the uncle is also wrong, he hesitated for a long time and blurted out: “Father!”

The old man was taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly, "I don't have a son like you."

Guo Bao bit his tongue, "I can't speak for a while! Then what should I call you?"

The old man looked him up and down, "I was having a headache for someone to find, and you came at just the right time. Although it looks like CJ is a little bit, but it's enough, here, take it."

After speaking, something was thrown towards Guo Bao, Guo Bao stretched out his hand to catch it, but failed to catch it, the thing hit the top of his head, Guo Bao squatted down in pain.Something was falling beside him.

The old man twitched his mouth, "What a stupid boy."

Guo Bao ignored the old man's sarcasm, his eyes were all attracted by the thing in front of him, it looked like a token, black and white, with gold borders around it, and on the token was embroidered a picture that looked like a dragon, not a dragon, or a phoenix, not a phoenix. The animal, the body of the dragon and the tail of the phoenix, look like four.

"That's called Chi, pick it up." The old man's calm tone was full of pressure, and Guo Bao couldn't help picking it up. When he picked it up, a blue light flashed, and the thing called Chi on the token suddenly He jumped into Guo Bao's body.

"Ah..." Guo Bao was so frightened that he sat down on the ground all of a sudden, pointing to the empty token, unable to say a word.

An indifferent voice came from above the head: "There is nothing to make a fuss about, now you are the master of the chirp. Finally, you can breathe a sigh of relief and relax."

Guo Bao raised his head and saw the person standing in front of him, "You..."

This scare is more serious than just now, the person in front of him is not an old man with a white beard, but a young and handsome man, dressed in green clothes, with the elegance of bamboo and the elegance of water.

Guo Bao asked strangely, "What about the old man?"

The man in Tsing Yi glanced at him, "It's just the two of us here!"

Guo Bao was even more surprised: "So I asked where your grandfather went?"

The man in Tsing Yi became a little impatient, "I told you it's just the two of us."

Guo Bao was also angry, "That's why I asked where is your grandfather?"

The man in Tsing Yi couldn't help but speak louder: "I told you it's just the two of us."

……

After repeating the above question N times, the man in Tsing Yi surrendered helplessly, "I'm convinced. It's just the two of us here. There is no one else but us. I am the old man you are looking for."

Guo Bao laughed, "How is it possible? Qiao Ren said that the identity of the game is based on the photo. The old man looks like he is 90 or [-] years old. I didn't expect to play games at such an old age. It's so fashionable."

The man in Tsing Yi stood with his hands bowed: "Naturally, but for me, I can choose by myself."

Guo Bao glared at him, "You treat me like an idiot!"

The man in Tsing Yi nodded seriously, "Since the creation of UM, you are the first person I have met who admits that he is an idiot."

"You're an idiot."

"You idiot."

"You idiot."

Repeat...repeat...the above non-nutritive words have been repeated N times.

"Forget it, forget it, stop arguing with you, I'm going on my honeymoon, and I'll leave the Qiankun Token to you!"

Guo Bao cheered for the only time he quarreled with Shengli, and then asked strangely, "What Qiankun order?"

The man in Tsing Yi took the token that was almost gone, and with a wave of his hand, the token turned into powder and disappeared without a trace when blown by the wind.Guo Bao stared at it blankly, and suddenly realized that the piece just now was the Qiankun Token.

"What's the use of this?" Guo Bao asked curiously, he could vaguely see the chisel in his hand.

"Everything in the world, the four directions are fixed, and the head of the five elements is my universe."

"You mean...you mean..."

Guo Bao opened his eyes wide in surprise, he couldn't believe it at all, he opened his mouth and asked, "Who are you?"

The man in Tsing Yi turned sideways and smiled slightly. Although it was only from the side, he was extremely handsome, "UM's father."

"Are you the designer of UM?" This is a big joke. Guo Bao just came to the game. He met the demon, and now he also met the designer of UM.

"So it's not stupid." The man in Tsing Yi nodded, and it seemed to be a matter of course.

Guo Bao's face turned ugly when he said it, and he couldn't help retorting: "What, I've always been very smart, but I was just confused for a while!"

The man in Tsing Yi looked skeptical, and Guo Bao changed the subject.Responded quickly, "They said that there is only one universe master, so just now?"

The man in Tsing Yi nodded, "That's right, I've given you the position of the only Universe Master."

"But... I'm new here." Guo Bao said awkwardly.

"It's okay, in fact, there is nothing wrong with Qiankun. If you see someone who wants to be bullied, you can bully them. If you see someone who is unhappy, you can beat them. No one can beat you. You can do whatever you want, and you can hide your own seal and ethnic group. You took over Qiankun Ling, the word Qian Kun will be displayed next to you, but in order to avoid trouble, you can choose to hide and replace it yourself. Don’t ask me why I chose you, I can only say that you are lucky, and I am too lazy to look for it.”

"Aren't you irresponsible!" Guo Bao muttered.

Tsing Yi said: "If I am responsible, can it be your turn? Alright, I'm leaving!"

"But, I don't know how to use it yet!" Guo Bao quickly called the man in Tsing Yi to stop him.

The man in Tsing Yi had already turned around and waved his hands backwards, "There is no secret, you will use it naturally when you encounter it. You can regard it as a kind of martial arts, just find a cheat book, or find someone to teach you martial arts, you You can apply this spiritual power to martial arts. Even if you use [-]% of your spiritual power, your martial arts will be invincible in the world. The settings in UM are actually just martial arts. Wulin, don’t cause trouble Come on, it's too boring, let's make a fuss."

"but……"

Guo Bao actually wanted to ask him if he could stop it. It felt very troublesome. If he wants to learn martial arts or something, he might as well find someone who knows martial arts to protect himself, but the man in Tsing Yi just threw two words at him, "No."

Before Guobao could react, the man in Tsing Yi was already in the cloud, and the news disappeared. In the blink of an eye, Guobao returned to the hole where he fell.

Someone above the head seemed to be shouting: "Baby, wait, I will help you up."

Guo Bao raised his head and saw a wrinkled face. Who is this old man?Listen to that sentence, why is this voice so familiar?Guo Bao thought strangely, when he turned around, he saw behind him that there was no hole there, as if the hole had never appeared before.

Is it the luck of an angel, or the luck of shit? !