Mr. Pink

Ye Yao, who was intelligent when he was young, claimed to be a literary talent, and was doted on by his parents, had a free and easy personality.Since his weak crown, he went out to study and lived in other places for a long time, and his parents missed him.

In another two years, his parents bought a house in the place where he lived and gave it as a gift.After graduation, he lived in another place and did not return. Because of his outstanding literary talent, he took it as a career and made some achievements.Divide the house into two, rent one to others, so that you can be self-sufficient, and the manuscript fee will be sent to your parents.His father was mixed with joy and sorrow, and sighed: "May my son be safe, so that I can take care of myself."

It is said that Ye Yao practiced the ability to talk nonsense when he was a child, and he blinked a pair of peach blossom eyes, breaking many hearts.However, Ye Yao is also considered to be a smart kid. Although he loves to make troubles, he can always miraculously settle things by himself in the end. No one has to worry about his studies, and his parents love and hate him.

When Ye Yao was in college, Father Ye bought him a house, and told him to spend some time outside and not go home and cause trouble.As a result, Ye Yao was happy, and as soon as he graduated, he wrote essays behind closed doors in exchange for money, and lived a free and unrestrained life.

But Papa Ye was in a hurry, why is this kid so unmotivated!Ye Yao quickly sent the manuscript fee to his home, showing that I still made money!But Ye Yao's lavish life is affected by the fee for posting manuscripts every time. It seems that he needs to find a tenant.

So all kinds of tenants gave Ye Yao countless bloody inspirations. Unknowingly, the unlucky tenants were still knocking on the bed while reading the novel one day. God, how is it so similar to Lao Tzu’s history of tragedy? Touching!

It's too far away, let's pull it back.It was the end of the year, and Ye Yao's current tenant was going home to celebrate the New Year when his lease expired.Ye Yao wondered what kind of person the next tenant would be, and within a few days, this person came to the door.

It's the weekend, of course, it doesn't make any difference to Ye Yao whether it's a weekend or not.But this morning someone came and rang the doorbell frantically, which was really outrageous.Ye Yao casually put on a nightgown, with a chicken coop on his head, and went to open the door unhappily.As soon as the door is opened, the person wakes up.

I saw a handsome young man outside the door, with a baby face and round eyes.

Who is Ye Yao? Apart from being a devil in chaos, he is also cute.So Ye Yao smoothed his hair two or three times, put on a decadent appearance of literature and art, blinked his peach blossom eyes, and asked in a hoarse and sexy voice that hadn't woken up: "Little friend, who are you looking for?"

So the young man responded very well to the scene, "Uncle, do you rent out the room?"

Ye Yao screamed in his heart, uncle, I am not yet [-] years old, but I have a sexy beard, this little bastard dares to call me uncle!So Ye Yao got angry, get out of the cuteness or something, I want to punish this little bastard.So Ye Yao smirked and said, "Yes, yes, our home environment is very good, come in and have a look."

The young man put on the rabbit slippers handed over by Ye Yao suspiciously, and entered the house of the devil king.

Ye Yao's father was a big spender back then, and the house he gave to Ye Yao was a penthouse. He simply hoped that he would even have a child here, so he wouldn't go home and make trouble and embarrass the Ye family.So Ye Yao didn't do anything, and rented out the whole downstairs.

The young man looked here and there, sat down on the sofa, obviously very satisfied, and asked: "Mr. Ye is such a good condition, is it true that the rent is only [-] a month?"

Ye Yao raised his legs and raised the corners of his eyes: "Who told you that it's [-] a month? It's [-]!"

The young man was stunned for a moment, and took out the rental advertisement: "Isn't it written [-] a month?"

Ye Yao waved his hand: "Little brother, the market is bullish."

So the poor young man sat there with puffy face, at a loss for a long time, and said, "Brother, can't it be cheaper? I, I'm in a hurry."

Ye Yao smirked: "Yes, yes, you can clean it once a week, how about it?"

nod.

"Can you cook? The kitchen is for you, can you let me have a meal once in a while?"

nod nod.

Ye Yao is so proud: "That's fine. When you move in, I have everything ready."

"Yes, can you move today?"

"Tsk tsk, you're in such a hurry," Ye Yao squinted at him, "What's your name, kid?"

"Uh," the man hesitated, and said, "Bai Maomao."

Ye Yao froze for a moment, then laughed: "Hahahaha, Baimaomao? Are you a cat?"

Bai Maomao became anxious, and blushed: "It's Bai Maomao! I belong to the rabbit, and I was born during Mao, so I'm called Maomao."

Ye Yao, the rabbit-controller, laughed even more happily: "Your parents are so casual in choosing names! Mr. Tutu, my pet will also be entrusted to you in the future, it is your old family!"

After speaking, Ye Yao ran upstairs and took a white rabbit down: "It's called Sao Sao, it's a coquettish male rabbit, and the smell of urine is absolutely terrible."

Bai Maomao blushed angrily. The landlord didn't look like a good person at first glance, so he hurriedly left.

Ye Yao hugged the rabbit and stood coquettishly by the door: "Mr. Tutu is good to leave, let's sign the contract when we come back."

Bai Maomao heard the wind and fled.

After Ye Yao bullied the innocent young man, he felt refreshed. If he was lonely, he would go away. I will raise another rabbit.

It is said that after signing the contract that day, paying the rent and deposit, Ye Yao gave the key to Mr. Tutu, and went to sleep for a dark night.At the end of the year, everyone is going on vacation soon, but Ye Yao is still very busy.

After all, if readers are on a whim, pick up their mobile phones to surf the Internet, and find that a suspenseful article is stuck there without updating, they will definitely be very upset.What, didn't Ye Yao write dog-blood romance novels?It's strange for Ye Yao to write suspense essays. He can actually write anything, and he likes to change styles and avatars the most.

Ye Yao knew that he could not become a literary master, so he wrote articles for money to make everyone happy, but the key is to have a serious attitude, and being conscientious is one's duty.

Ye Yao, who is very responsible, got up in the middle of the night to soak a bowl of noodles, and then lay down in front of the computer to write a horror novel. His eyes were bloodshot when he wrote it, and it was dawn.So, on the first day of the new tenant's arrival, Ye Yao went downstairs to eat with this terrible appearance.

"Mr. Bunny, wake up and pee!"

Early in the morning, Bai Maomao was awakened by a strange sound. He turned over, thinking that he was still dreaming.

The yin and yang voice became even more distorted: "Mr. Tutu, get up and pee. Wetting the bed is not good!"

Bai Maomao vaguely looked towards the source of the sound, and saw a head hanging over the door, and instantly jumped up with a scream.

"Mr. Bunny, did you wet the bed?" said the head.

Bai Maomao took a closer look, and found that his strange landlord was opening the door a gap, calling him with his head between his legs.He rubbed his eyes, yawned and asked in a daze, "Why did you call me so early?"

Ye Yao said pitifully, "I'm hungry."

Bai Maomao is a good young man who is knowledgeable and courteous, but it doesn't mean he doesn't have the energy to get up: "It's six o'clock in the morning, Mr. Landlord."

Ye Yao took out a white rabbit from his bosom, and said coquettishly, "Your family Mr. Sao Sao is also hungry."

Bai Maomao looked at the dumb rabbit face, then looked at the rascal's face, closed his eyes and clenched his fists to cheer himself up: be patient, be patient.

Then he got out of bed and said to Ye Yao, "Wait a minute."

Seeing Bai Maomao's silly movements, Ye Yao collapsed to the ground with a suppressed smile and rubbed his intestines.

After getting along for a few days, Ye Yao was very satisfied.Bai Maomao is a good young man, knowledgeable, well-behaved and obedient, with a gentle temper. As long as he doesn't exceed the bottom line, his baby face is always calm and kind.

However, there was one thing that made Ye Yao a little concerned.

For example, every time we talk about "what do you like" or "XX is so cute", it will touch Bai Maomao's bottom line, always making him jump up and say "I don't want to tell you what I like!" , or "Cute style is the most annoying thing, how can boys like this kind of thing!".

Tsk tsk, Ye Yao really admires his girlish slender and sensitive nerves.But isn't it more fun?A new tenant with a strange bottom line, it's really exciting to explore.

Generally speaking, Ye Yao is very happy every time he bullies Bai Maomao.The puffed up baby face of the other party is cute, the unwilling murmur is cute, and the concluding sentence at the end "be patient, be patient" is also cute.

On this day, Ye Yao washed up and went out.After saving tens of thousands of words in the dark, Ye Yao could finally relax for a few more days, so he went out to buy vegetables on a whim, determined to show Bai Maomao a good show, and reward himself.

When Bai Maomao returned home after a day's work, he saw Ye Yao sitting on the sofa on the first floor with Erlang's legs crossed and tea in his hands, waiting for him.

"Landlord, what's the matter with you?" Bai Maomao was helpless.

"It's nothing," Ye Yao said with a smile on Mimi, "I bought vegetables today, and I'm in the kitchen. I'll leave dinner to you."

Bai Maomao resignedly put down the bag, and put on Ye Yao's wicked little rabbit apron: "I still have some in the refrigerator from the one I bought last time."

Ye Yao shook his index finger: "I bought your favorite dish."

Bai Maomao entered the kitchen suspiciously, but no one came out for a long time.

When Ye Yao walked over, he heard a murmur from inside: "Be patient, be patient."

"Hey, what's the matter with you, are you too touched?" Ye Yao stood at the kitchen door and smiled.

Bai Maomao tremblingly pointed at the big and small bags of carrots, white radishes and various vegetables: "Who told you I like these?"

Ye Yao said calmly, "My mother."

"What?" Bai Maomao stared at her round eyes.

"Bai Mao Mao rabbit, white and white, with two ears pricked up, loves to eat radishes and vegetables, it is so cute to hop around." Ye Yao read nursery rhymes to the beat, and learned how to make rabbits from kindergarten children action.

But Bai Maomao didn't find this interesting at all. He squatted down and buried his face in his arms.

Ye Yao leaned over and poked his face: "Oh, why are you crying?"

Bai Maomao bit the evil finger hard, stood up and swung the apron: "Who is crying! Go drink the northwest wind today!"

Ye Yao stared blankly at Bai Maomao striding away, and couldn't help sighing: "Sure enough, the rabbit bites when it's anxious." Then he smirked: "Oh, cute thing, it's so cute when it's angry."

What is Bai Maomao's bottom line?Who cares.Moe things are always the cutest when they are angry.

Hmph, turnips and vegetables are the most annoying.

Bai Maomao is a rabbit. He just graduated this year and worked as an intern editor in a magazine.Seeing that the end of the year was approaching, the magazine wanted to hold a finale, and invited several popular writers.

Because of the tail teeth this time, Bai Maomao was secretly excited for several days, and he could even ignore the teasing that hated the landlord.Why?Because a writer he likes will also come.

Speaking of which, the author is quite talented, and the stories are mostly novella, and the plots are mostly weird and twisted.Some people praised him for his ingenuity, while others scolded him for copying Gu Long without any new ideas.

But the loyal reader Bai Maomao doesn't think so. Although the author's plot is weird and tortuous, his style is far from Gu Long's. Gu Long is chic and wanton, but this one is graceful and delicate.Well, to be honest, Bai Maomao has always guessed that the author is a girl, but that is the fairy sister in his heart.

Here, Bai Maomao was secretly excited, but Ye Yao over there was a little upset.By the way, why is this silly rabbit so dumb recently?No matter how much I tease, there is no response.The scholarly family doesn't care about that bad landlord's thoughts.Fast forward the time, today is the end of Bai Maomao's long-awaited day.

Early in the morning, Bai Maomao got up to dress up.

Plaid shirt and suit vest?It's too childish to put on that baby face.Suit and windbreaker?Not that kind of clothing.A black turtleneck?Why pretend to be melancholy.Bai Maomao sighed, sitting in front of the closet and thinking hard.

The nasty landlord poked his head in: "Oh, Mr. Tutu, are you going on a date today?"

Bai Maomao was in a bad mood at the moment: "You can't control it."

"Are you worried about choosing clothes?" Ye Yao stood in front of the closet and rubbed his chin.

Bai Maomao ignored it.

"I have a fluffy bunny suit, do you want to try it?"

"I'm serious." Bai Maomao frowned.

"Okay, okay." Ye Yao quickly completed the matching - T-shirt, down jacket and jeans.

"Hey, isn't this too casual? Like a college student." Bai Maomao tilted his head to look at Ye Yao.

Ye Yao was speechless: "You are not going on a blind date. Besides, you are more like a high school student."

Bai Maomao was helpless, looked at his clothes, and drove Ye Yao out: "Go out, I have to change clothes!"

High school student Bai Maomao went to the Wei Ya Banquet early to help with the arrangement, and looked at the door eagerly, wanting to have a telepathic connection with the fairy sister.

Editor A asked: "Mamao, what are you looking at?"

"Ah, no, no," Bai Maomao was a little embarrassed, "I was wondering when the authors would come."

Uncle B asked, "Who do you like?"

Bai Maomao is thin-skinned and shy: "I like changing signs."

"Oh, my dear," both the editor uncle B and the editor sister A laughed, "you are a wonderful person."

Bai Maomao rubbed his goosebumps and thought to himself, why is he smiling so weirdly?

It's time for the banquet, and the editor-in-chief and the chief are all here in a hurry.Bai Maomao greeted guests at the gate, and watched the authors sign the "Happy New Year" card.

Oh, it turns out that Young Man Diancang is an uncle, eh, the Mistress of Jiuyue is a fat man?Why, why, Bo Yue is a girl with super aura!Bai Maomao was amazed, suddenly, he thought of a terrible guess.Maybe Bianzheng is not a fairy sister, but a fairy brother?

So Bai Maomao was timid because of his closeness to his hometown, and fled before the battle.

Bai Maomao sat next to the chief and pretended to be a fool for a long time. He smirked for a long time, pushed a few drinks, was persuaded a few more drinks, and finally toasted a few drinks, a little drunk.

The eldest sister A of the editor suddenly said: "Hey, Maomao, don't you like to change signs, don't you go to toast!"

The table next to it was full of freelance writers and editors-in-charge. Bai Maomao was so tense all night that he didn't dare to look aside. When the editor's sister A said it, he was so nervous that he didn't know what to do.

"Yes, yes, let's go." Editor Uncle B also booed.

Nervous and excited at the same time, Bai Maomao finally stood up with a "snap" by the strength of the wine: "Respect, respect."

The officer laughed: "Xiao Mao is so imposing!"

Holding the bottle in his left hand and the cup in his right, Bai Maomao stood in front of the next table and said, "I wish you all good luck like the East China Sea and Shoubi Nanshan."

The table next to him was frightened by this red-faced young man, and no one answered for a while.

"Xiao Mao really has a heart, everyone cheers." A man came out to save the siege, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Bai Maomao was dumbfounded when he heard the voice, and stood there in a daze.

The editor brother C said: "I heard from old B that Maomao likes Bianzheng very much. You really have a tacit understanding."

Bai Maomao looked at Ye Yao, felt himself trembling, and his blood pressure rose sharply: "Brother C, you, who do you say he is?"

The big editor C said happily: "This is your favorite change sign."

Bai Maomao stared at Ye Yao's smiling face, and suddenly his eyes went dark.

"Hey, hey, Momo, don't get dizzy, you're so happy to see your idol!"

Idol your whole family!I am so sad!Bai Maomao's legs were soft.

So Bai Maomao, who was rescued effectively, was arranged to sit next to his idol Bianzheng, Ye Yao.

"Bianzheng, Bianzheng is a ghost, a liar, a big liar!" Bai Maomao murmured.

Ye Yao said with a smile: "Let me tell you a story. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon's poop. After the gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it, they fell in love. People asked how they got together." of?"

Bai Maomao's expression changed: "It's all wrong!"

Ye Yao shook his head: "No, Mr. Tutu, it's ape dung."

Bai Maomao arrogantly: "Ape dung, your whole family!"

Ye Yao expressed surprise, "That's really a fate."

The editor brother C was very surprised: "It seems that you know each other?"

Ye Yao smiled and said, "My new tenant."

"Oh," everyone at the table sighed, "It's really fate."

Only Bai Maomao silently mourned his lost youth with tears in his eyes, and actually liked such a bad guy.

Later, Bai Maomao, who was too sad, was really drunk, and he was still pulling Ye Yao's collar in the taxi: "Sister Immortal, how did you become a big villain?"

Ye Yao looked at the driver's curious eyes and blinked.

"Bastard, why is XX dead? He should be happy with XXX until he grows old! And why did XX betray that oath? Women are like clothes. How could he betray his brother for XX! BLABLA..."

Ye Yao tugged at the young man's flushed face, and smiled secretly, now he has found a way to cure you.

XXX magazine is back in the new year with the strongest return, and the new work "XXXX" is bloody again!

Holding the new magazine, Bai Maomao lifted it up at a 45-degree angle and burst into tears, why did the work of press release fall on me!