Mr. Pink

It is said that our little editor took advantage of the location and started the work of urging manuscripts.But Ye Yao has not dealt with editors for nothing for so many years, and his rogue skills are almost unmatched.

Bai Maomao: "Ye Yao, have you written your manuscript today? Editor C said that your manuscript will be reviewed this weekend."

Ye Yao: "Tutu, let me finish watching the movie first, be good."

Bai Maomao: "Then you can solve it by yourself for dinner tonight."

Ye Yao: "Bai Maomao, rent!"

Bai Maomao was speechless.

In the first round, Bai Maomao lost.

Bai Maomao: "Landlord, have you written the manuscript today?"

Ye Yao: "I'm very good, I wrote it."

Bai Maomao: "Really? How much did you write?"

Ye Yao: "Turn on the computer and look at it yourself."

……

Bai Maomao: ", 430 five characters..."

Ye Yao: "It's a painstaking effort!"

Bai Maomao: "Drink the northwest wind tonight!"

Ye Yao: "Bai Maomao, rent!"

Bai Maomao: "No manuscript, no salary, no salary, no rent. You forced me!"

Ye Yao: "Alright, alright, Uncle Bai, I'll take care of my family tomorrow."

In the second round, Bai Maomao was helpless.

Bai Maomao: "Writer Ye Da, the delivery date is approaching."

Ye Yao: "Brother Tutu, my notebook is broken. I need a new one to write!"

Bai Maomao: "Okay, just wait."

……

Ye Yao: "What are you doing with my notebook?"

Bai Maomao: "A new notebook."

Ye Yao: "So?"

Bai Maomao: "Take the new notebook and place it under your big head, good boy, use the new notebook to cushion your brain!"

Ye Yao was speechless.

In the third round, Ye Yao was embarrassed.

Bai Maomao finally realized the hardships of the work. He never thought that being an editor would require a battle of wits and courage.But he finally got the manuscript of the new chapter on Friday and handed it over to editor C.

So editor A said in amazement: "It's amazing, you got the manuscript so quickly! You don't know that Bianzheng is always done at the last moment!"

Bai Maomao was puzzled: "What last moment?"

The big editor C showed his white teeth and stroked his chin: "Usually two days before typesetting."

"What!" Bai Maomao was filled with righteous indignation, "How could he do this."

The editor sister A said: "It's amazing, how did you do it? There is still one week before the typesetting day."

Bai Maomao was confused by the crowd's praise, and scratched his head: "Just, just don't cook for him."

Editor Uncle B touched his belly, then gave Bai Maomao a thumbs up and said: "Lore!"

The editor-in-chief Abo showed a knowing smile beside him, and shouted: "You bastards, if you don't work seriously in the future, you will all be locked up and not given food!"

The sister of the editor next door poked her head out: "Grandpa, there is motivation to lose weight collectively!"

Bai Maomao was speechless, in fact, Ye Yao ate nonsense for every meal, so he was never hungry once.However, after this encounter, Ye Yao was once again convicted of maliciously dragging the manuscript in Bai Maomao's heart.

Ye Yao: Mr. Tutu, I am wronged!I have too many clones and too many walls, I can't remember the time!What, editor in charge?What is the sage, can it be eaten?

Bai Maomao, who finally completed the task, heaved a sigh of relief. Thinking that today is Friday, he decided to go clubbing at night.

After finishing the dinner hastily, Ye Yao watched Bai Maomao change into a plaid shirt, a leather jacket, a row of earrings on his ears and a hat, and couldn't help sighing: "Pretending to be a trendy person? Going on a date?"

Bai Maomao smiled shyly: "Go out for a stroll."

Ye Yao touched his fashionable cap, and said: "Don't talk to strangers, don't drink the drinks handed by others casually, don't forget the thirteen tricks to prevent wolf!"

Bai Maomao patted his hand away: "Got it, Dad, do you want to increase the access control time?"

Ye Yao stroked his chin: "The access control is at eleven o'clock, girl."

Bai Maomao glared at him fiercely, and puffed up his chest: "Who is your daughter? I am a boy, a boy!"

Ye Yao was happy: "Yes, yes, young master Bai, please go slowly and come often when you are free. Don't forget about my slave's house!"

Bai Maomao slammed the door helplessly and said goodbye.

Bai Maomao had just left, and Ye Yao touched his phone, remembering the phone call from his friend in the evening, he should change his clothes early and go out to be the trash can of pure love.Before leaving the house, Ye Yao, who was unwilling to be lonely, hugged Sao Sao, who could be regarded as a companion on the night road.

Bai Maomao and Ye Yao never imagined that in such a night, there would be a misunderstanding in the end.

Although a series of tortuous incidents were triggered later, when the two finally remembered, it was really those two words──ape dung!

It was still early for Bai Maomao to go out to check the time, so he went for a walk in the lakeside park in a good mood to relieve the pressure.Why?Because what Bai Maomao is going to next is not an ordinary bar, but a gay bar.Although he always wanted to forget this reality, Mr. Tutu bravely accepted it.

He thought, instead of going on like this and accidentally falling in love with a straight man, it would be better to expand his circle of friends and maybe meet the right person.New city, new circle, new life... Cough, although the idea is very good, Bai Maomao really didn't dare to step into his new life.

Coincidentally, Bai Maomao's target bar tonight is "New Life".

Bai Maomao is not a pure young man ignorant of the world. He must have been gay in college, and he insisted on being the number one with his handsome baby face. He was fascinated by many people, but he also had unpleasant memories.I entered "New Life" today, and Mao Mao is generally satisfied. The guests are not so messy, and the music is comfortable.

He found a corner and sat down, and the bartender came over after a while.After ordering a glass of wine casually, Bai Maomao decided to be a spectator and adapt to the environment.

On the chairs and sofas, most of them came in twos and threes, ordering drinks and fruits and sitting together; most of the customers at the bar were single guests, and some had just struck up a conversation.The lead singer of the band on stage is very handsome, it is a slow song, and there are many people hugging and dancing on the dance floor.

Bai Maomao noticed a casual customer sitting by the bar. His handsome and gentle face looked like that of a business elite. The white shirt collar was exposed in the black windbreaker, which felt very clean.

Seeing him frowning and drinking, Bai Maomao hesitated to strike up a conversation.But soon, he dismissed the idea, because the gentleman seemed to be waiting for someone, and the person he was waiting for just arrived.

The visitor had peach blossom eyes full of smiles, and held a stupid and stupid white rabbit in his arms.Who is this guy, Ye Yao?

Bai Maomao was so shocked that he would spit out a sip of wine. Ye Yao actually came to Gay Bar to date handsome elite men? !What a strange thing happens in this world.But soon Bai Maomao felt that something was wrong.

Ye Yao chatted with that person first, and the person seemed to have something troublesome to tell Ye Yao, so Ye Yao's expression changed.

It was the first time Bai Maomao saw that careless Ye Yao showing such a serious and caring expression. Ye Yao even stroked that person's head, his eyes were full of tenderness and helplessness.

Bai Maomao stared blankly at the two of them, looking at the distressed expression on the man's face and Ye Yao's slightly wry smile.

Soon, another man came, he hugged Ye Yao's date tonight, and then took him away, leaving Ye Yao alone.So Bai Maomao was thinking wildly, could it be that Ye Yao was broken in love?

As a result, the whole night was ruined like this. Bai Maomao didn't notice the man who came to strike up a conversation with him at all. He just concentrated on thinking: So Ye Yao has always had such a distorted personality because his relationship is not going well?Or is it because he loves to bully too much, so the relationship is not going well?

On the way home, Bai Maomao thought, starting tomorrow, he should be nicer to Ye Yao, it's not easy for him to force himself to smile like that every day!

Therefore, a person's cranky thinking should not be too strong, and Ye Yao, who works part-time as a trash can, has been twisted into a sad man who has lost his love.

Be as warm as spring to those who are broken in love!After arriving home, Bai Maomao said to the guy lying on the sofa: "Ye Yao, let's have hot pot tomorrow!"

Ye Yao showed his white teeth and smiled happily: "Mr. Tutu, you are like a fire in that winter, warming my heart! If you don't mind, please cook Sao Sao tomorrow, rabbit meat hot pot !"

Bai Maomao shook his head and looked at Ye Yao with pity. The child was so beaten that he was talking nonsense!

The next day was the weekend, Bai Maomao bought the ingredients as promised and came back to cook the hot pot, Ye Yao was overjoyed.In the kitchen, Chef Bai rolled up his sleeves imposingly, and drove Ye Yao out: "What's the hurry! I need to make a soup base, and I can only eat hot pot at night!"

"Okay, I'm off to write, so let me be hungry at noon." Ye Yao's eyes lit up, ready to increase the capacity of his stomach.

Bai Maomao is speechless, is this really what a broken-hearted man should look like?

Bai Maomao had a hasty lunch, arranged all the ingredients and put them on a plate, boiled a big pot of soup, and prepared to cook the hot pot slowly at night.

In the evening, Ye Yao came down, leaned against the kitchen door and sighed: "Tsk tsk, your wife index is almost as good as my family's Fei Fei, it's amazing!"

Bai Maomao moved the induction cooker to the dining table: "Who is Fei Fei?"

Ye Yao grinned: "My daughter, it's a pity she got married."

The corners of Bai Maomao's mouth twitched: "There are ghosts only if you believe in you!"

But for some reason, he felt that Fei Fei had something to do with Ye Yao's date last night.Forget it, for the sake of the lost lover, stop gossiping.

Ye Yao happily sat down at the table: "Let's have dinner."

Bai Maomao went to serve the pot: "I know you won't be hungry, so let's start."

Ye Yao went to the refrigerator and brought two bottles of beer. Seeing that Bai Maomao threw the small gauze bag into the soup and cooked them together, he talked too much: "Tsk, it's still medicinal food. It's much more capable than my daughter." Mao took out a cup and put it on: "It's laurel leaves, red dates, ginger, etc. It won't fall apart after being wrapped in gauze."

Ye Yao poured him beer and said with a smile, "If you are so careful, you will have to find a wife like you in the future!"

Bai Maomao blushed immediately.

The two of them sat down to eat hot pot, and they always felt strangely deserted without talking, so they sat down, and Ye Yao started chatting again.

"Come, come, Mr. Tutu, I offer you a toast," Ye Yao raised his glass, "Cheers to our fate."

Bai Maomao really embodies the "No. [-]" demeanor, and he did it without saying a word.

Ye Yao was very happy: "My good brother, it's really simple, how about we drink a whole bottle?"

Bai Maomao was speechless: "Today's theme is hot pot, not drinking."

Ye Yao rummaged through the box and found the dice: "Let's play dice with wine punches! Hot pot has to be eaten slowly to be interesting."

Bai Maomao, who is full of belly, can think about it, but the two of them are just bored and have fun.

Imagination is basically beautiful, but reality is often cruel.

Bai Maomao wanted to unravel the melancholy of a broken-hearted man, and Ye Yao wanted to understand the history of his new tenant's tragedy. One was full of kindness and friendship, and the other was preparing to write a dog-blood romance novel, so the more he drank, the more he drank. more.

Ye Yao: "Tutu, you have a good drinker." Get drunk, let's talk about emotional topics, I am not a trash can for nothing!

Bai Maomao: "Landlord, you can drink very well." Hey, people who are broken in love are afraid of drinking too much and losing their temper.

So drink one cup after another.

Ye Yao: "Tutu, are you still drunk?" This brat is really tough, so there is probably no history of tragedy in such a white appearance, right?

Bai Maomao: "Ye Yao, it's not a sin for a man to cry, I understand you." I was a little dizzy, but because of Ye Yao's broken love, I'd better give up my life to accompany the gentleman.

Ye Yao: "?"

So after the chicken and the duck talked for a while, the two drank more and more, and gradually found a topic.

Bai Maomao: "You have been writing serials in our magazine for a long time, I have been reading your novels since college."

Ye Yao: "That's right, I know everyone in your magazine well. I can't help it, I'm very popular."

Bai Maomao: "I never thought that I would join this magazine and then meet Bianzheng. The person who admitted me at that time was Lao Huang from the Human Resources Department. I am so grateful to him!" I was so moved!

Ye Yao: "Old Huang, that guy is no longer in personnel." I heard that he is about to retire and transferred to the logistics department?

Bai Maomao stared wide-eyed: "What, he is no longer alive?!" Oh my god, why is it so sudden, Lao Huang is such a good person...

Ye Yao: "That's right, that's right, how did you know that. But you can go down and find him." The logistics department is probably on the first floor, it seems to be downstairs from the editorial department.

Bai Maomao finally got drunk and went crazy: "That's right, I have nothing to love in my life, so I might as well go to Lao Huang. Lao Huang, Lao Huang, our previous golden retriever also had this name..." Uh, what are you talking about? What?

Ye Yao: "What's wrong with you?" Hey, why does this kid like Lao Huang so much? Could it be that my next book will be about year-end love?Ye Yao shook his goosebumps.

Later, the two who drank a little too much basically started playing tricks.

Bai Maomao cried: "Oh my god."

Ye Yao responded, "O Earth."

Bai Maomao howled: "Life."

Ye Yao replied, "Deer antler."

Bai Maomao wiped away tears, and said seriously: "It's life, not ginseng."

Ye Yao patted him on the head: "Speak out if you have any troubles, don't keep it in your heart."

Bai Maomao glanced at him, and said a little embarrassedly: "I wanted to comfort you, but I remembered my own affairs."

Ye Yao was dumbfounded, comfort me, what comfort me?He changed his mind again: This guy must be drunk.So he patted his chest and said solemnly: "It's all right, you can talk to me about anything and any secrets."

Bai Maomao shook his head and rubbed his eyes, mumbling: "Ye Yao, I'm sleepy, I seem a little drunk. Let's talk next time, don't be sad."

Ye Yao nodded, next time we drink, let's talk again.But what should I be sad about?

Bai Maomao patted Ye Yao's head: "I can't tell you my secret even if I die! However, where there is no grass in life, I dumped my ex-boyfriend... Isn't it a good time now... ..." I have sacrificed myself for others, it seems that it is better to start from my own bad luck history to comfort others?

Ye Yao froze on the spot.

God, the earth, ginseng, deer antler.I think that I, Ye Yao, lived among thousands of flowers since I was a child. I have a glib tongue and are loved by everyone, although later I became a trash can for my soul.But why is Mr. Zhang a friend of the disadvantaged, but I am a good friend of gay?Seeing Bai Maomao who dozed off with his head tilted like a chicken pecking rice, Ye Yao let out a long sigh.

However, even the past events of sexual intercourse have been revealed, so what is the secret that cannot be revealed?

Bai Maomao woke up the next day and finally felt the pain of a hangover.Coming to the kitchen with a splitting headache and dry mouth, Bai Maomao was shocked to see Uncle Ye Yao humming a ditty and cooking porridge. Bai Maomao rubbed his eyes, feeling that the earth is getting more and more dangerous, the world is too unreal .

"Morning." Uncle Ye, who didn't touch Yang Chunshui, smiled with peachy eyes.

Bai Maomao poured a glass of water, and asked doubtfully, "Is your wine still awake?"

Ye Yao smiled brightly: "No, Mr. Tutu, this is my heart, thank you for the hot pot yesterday."

Bai Maomao felt a little relieved, did yesterday's comfort work?So he foolishly smiled at Ye Yao.

It was rare that Ye Yao's porridge was cooked very well, and Bai Maomao enthusiastically praised it.

Ye Yao raised his tail and said triumphantly: "That's right, I will have to rely on this to get a wife in the future!"

Bai Maomao nodded, it seems that the revolutionary mood has recovered well.

It's a pity that the good times don't last long, one-half of the morning has passed, two-thirds of the morning has passed, and three-quarters of the morning has passed... Bai Maomao finally felt something was wrong, and Ye Yao's eyes were shining like that. follow him.

Bai Maomao watches TV, Ye Yao watches him; Bai Maomao reads the newspaper, Ye Yao watches him; Bai Maomao goes back to the room, Ye Yao follows; Bai Maomao goes to the toilet, Ye Yao waits outside.

Finally Bai Maomao couldn't bear it anymore: "Ye Yao, what are you doing?"

Ye Yao put his cheeks on his hands outrageously, posing like a flower, and said, "Brother Tutu, I'm watching you."

Bai Maomao shook his goosebumps and asked, "What do you observe me for?"

Ye Yao chuckled: "I'm investigating what the 'secret that can't be told' is."

Bai Maomao's expression changed instantly: "Ye Yao, please leave my room."

Ye Yao scratched his head, showing an expression of embarrassment and longing, and turned his head every three steps: "Mr. Tutu, you are so unkind. Tell me you have a secret but don't reveal the content, you will suffocate me to death."

Bai Maomao went directly to open the door, with his hands on his hips: "Ye Yao, the eighth woman!"

Ye Yao bit his handkerchief and ran away in tears.

Ye Yao started again during lunch, this time he didn't dare to be blatant, but just put on a look of bitterness, trying to impress Mr. Tutu with beauty tricks and bitter tricks.

Bai Maomao supported his forehead: "Master Landlord, please don't frown, it affects your appetite."

Ye Yao pointed to his eyes: "Look at my pure and kind eyes, don't you have the desire to talk?"

Bai Maomao shook his head and sighed.

Ye Yao picked up the bowl and lowered his head hurtfully to pick up the rice.In fact, Ye Yao really didn't have any malicious intentions. He just found out that the innocent and lively classmate Bai Maomao had something on his mind, so he wanted to do something for him very friendly.It's a pity that wishful friendship may not be accepted, and the big curse of "I'm all for your own good" will also be annoying.

Ye Yao wandered around all afternoon, feeling powerless by his own curiosity and friendship, thinking about it, he should go and apologize to Bai Maomao.

Ye Yao knocked on the door, and Bai Maomao, who couldn't catch up on sleep, opened the door with a tired face.Looking at Ye Yao's peachy smile outside the door, Bai Maomao, who has always been good-tempered, felt his blood surge.

"Uh, that..."

Before Ye Yao could say anything, he was dragged into it by Bai Maomao.

"Stand here and don't move!" Bai Maomao finally became ruthless.

Ye Yao touched his nose and stood where he was.I saw Bai Maomao pull out the box under the bed, open it, and throw the contents on the bed without thinking.

Ye Yao's eyes widened. What are these pink clothes and fluffy puppets?

Bai Maomao stared at Ye Yao fiercely: "I just like pink things, I just like teddy bears! How about it! Do you want to laugh at my sissy too?!"

Ye Yao was stunned there for a long time, no wonder every time he talked about "what do you like" and "XX is so cute", he would touch Bai Maomao's bottom line. It turned out that there was a reason for this guy's nervousness.

Bai Maomao felt disheartened, probably this annoying landlord would jump up and laugh at him for being a mother.

But Ye Yao suddenly jumped over to pick up a pink T-shirt, and compared it to Bai Maomao: "Hey, your skin really matches pink, and the teddy bear is also cute! Mr. Tutu, are you Cute God! I have a maid costume, do you want to try it?"

Now Bai Maomao stayed there.

There was no malicious ridicule, no gloating shock, and no hypocritical nonchalance, Ye Yao's performance was really peculiar.If, if that person could...

"Hey, hey, back to the soul!" Ye Yao stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Bai Maomao's face, "I can still buy a pink bunny costume!"

Bai Maomao came back to his senses, and when he heard the rabbit costume, he slapped Ye Yao's hand off furiously: "Go drink the northwest wind tonight!"

Ye Yao smiled and ruffled his hair, thinking, what a funny kid.

From that day on, Ye Yao gave Bai Maomao another point of instruction.

"Mr. Tutu, let's wear a pink T-shirt today, it matches this jacket very well."

"Mr. Tutu, I bought you a pink bunny apron, let's see if you like it!"

"Mr. Rabbit..."

Bai Maomao never expected that things would develop like this, those pink things at the bottom of the box were all developed and utilized by Ye Yao.Seeing that careless Ye Yao who even bought a pink pillow for himself, Bai Maomao suddenly felt that his landlord might really be a good person.

"Hey, don't you really think I'm weird and girly?"

"Mr. Tutu, I understand you, this is all love!"

"Uh……"

"For Pink's love and justice, our journey is the sea of ​​stars!"

"Ye Yao, you are actually a good person."

"Hey, why did I suddenly become a good person?"

In fact, Ye Yao is not called a good person, but should be called meddling in his own business, right?