Mr. Pink

Originally, after the pink incident last time, Bai Maomao was already a lot more lively and not as stiff as before, but in recent days he started to lose his mind again.

"Do you need a spiritual trash can?" Ye Yao asked.

Bai Maomao shook his head: "Master Landlord, I seem to have leaked the city phone number here."

Ye Yao patted his chest: "It's okay, if there is any problem, I will cover it for you."

That being said, when encountering the actual situation, Ye Yao went crazy.

On this day, Ye Yao was struggling with a new article and was scratching his head when the phone rang.He picked it up without thinking.

"Hey?"

Asked over there, "Is it Maomao?"

what fluff?Ye Yao, who was single-minded and dual-purpose, said without even thinking about it: "Go ahead."

So the other side began: "I am sincere to you, and only after leaving you, I know how important you are... I can dream of you smiling at me every night... Because of you, I am wandering between love and pain. the edge of!"

Hearing the last sentence, Ye Yao took a sip of coffee, coughed until the sky was dark, and tears came out.He struggled and said, "Wait a minute, I'm Bai Maomao's landlord." After finishing speaking, he shouted for Bai Maomao to answer the phone.

Poor Bai Maomao finally hung up the phone with a livid face.He said helplessly, "I'm sorry, that's what he said."

Ye Yao suppressed a smile: "Ex-boyfriend?"

Bai Maomao nodded, and said worriedly: "He wants to ask me to meet when I go home for the New Year this time."

Ye Yao counted his fingers: "Well, it's only been a few days."

Bai Maomao looked up to the sky and sighed...

The next day, the ex-boyfriend called again. The lucky Ye Yao won the lottery again and received the call.

"Hello, is this the landlord?" The person on the phone was very polite.

Ye Yao still thought it was some former tenant, and replied, "It's me."

"Ah, then please give the phone to Momo." The other end of the phone was still very polite.

Ye Yao was speechless, like guarding against me and thieves?

So the poor Bai Maomao answered the phone again with a livid face...

"This is not the way, do you want to see him, do you want to see him, or do you want to see him?" Ye Yao gossiped while eating.

Bai Maomao said with a straight face, "I don't want to see him."

Ye Yao ate the rice, and suddenly said: "Is he the one who called you a sissy?"

Bai Maomao put down the bowl: "He was originally bisexual, and he always felt that being with me was accommodating me, and he condescended."

Ye Yao nodded: "It's really bad."

Bai Maomao also nodded: "Ye Yao, even if I still like him, I can't forgive the person who hurt me. He called me a sissy, and he said that liking a sissy is better than liking a woman."

Ye Yao nodded: "It's really bad."

Bai Maomao also nodded: "Is that right? So even death can't forgive him."

Ye Yao touched Bai Maomao with red eyes: "Then don't forgive him."

It is because you are willing that you can be happy, and if you are not willing, you can say that you are sad.Bai Maomao occasionally softens his heart, but many things cannot be solved by one person's hard work. Charity and repentance are not so easily forgiven.

If you say, don't regret it if you cut it off, Bai Maomao always thinks stubbornly, only if you are willing to be cruel, can you not endure so much harm by yourself.

On the third day, Bai Maomao answered the call from his ex-boyfriend classmate himself: "Hey, I said we should stop contacting each other and never see each other again. In fact, I already hate you!"

Ye Yao was surprised: "Tutu, you were so imposing just now!"

Bai Maomao scratched his head: "I like him, and I don't just bully him for free. If you're unhappy, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain."

Ye Yao nodded in agreement: "If only my daughter could think like you did back then, he is such a fool."

Hearing Ye Yao's gentle tone, Bai Maomao blinked gossipingly: "Is that the person who drank with you at the bar that day?"

"What bar?" Ye Yao asked strangely.

Bai Maomao covered her mouth: "Uh, I slipped my tongue."

Under Ye Yao's severe torture to extract a confession, Bai Maomao, who leaked his words because of gossip, had no choice but to confess to the encounter in the bar. Of course, he dare not ask about the speculation of broken love.

Who knew that Ye Yao was very happy and said: "Next time, let's introduce you to each other. You should hit it off very well. You are both from the same family."

Bai Maomao silly: "His surname is also Bai?"

Ye Yaole: "He is a good-for-nothing rabbit."

Anything on the verge of love and pain is bullshit.The telephone incident was like an episode, without any waves.The ex-boyfriend's classmate never called again, but Bai Maomao was still having a good time, and even announced in a high-profile manner that he had recently fallen in love with a new love.

The only one who seemed to be affected was Ye Yao.

After being hit by such a cruel reality, Ye Yao suddenly didn't bother to write his bloody romance novels, and the flirting between the hero and heroine became boring.Ask what love is in the world, but it's just flowing water and falling flowers, spring to spring, spring after spring.

After holding back for a few days, Xinwen still can't get up.Ye Yao could only howl: "Tutu, come and tell me about your new love, you cold-blooded guy!"

Bai Maomao thought that he had stimulated Ye Yao's pain of losing his love again, so he stood timidly at the door: "You know that person too."

Ye Yao was startled, and instantly ignited the blood of gossip.

Speaking of which, this mysterious new love does not belong to the category of acquaintances to Ye Yao, it is the little brother of the American editor who has nothing to do with Ye Yao, a boring man.

"Hey, let me tell you why you got involved with the US editor?" Ye Yao protested.

Bai Maomao twisted his fingers: "That's right."

Ye Yao said seriously: "He belongs to the Army of Numbers, not the Army of Letters, do you know that? He is an undercover agent."

Bai Maomao was puzzled: "What?"

"Although 1 and 3 of the digital army can be combined to sneak into the letter army, they will eventually face the failure of pretending to be B." Ye Yao is serious.

"Why pretend to be B?" Bai Maomao asked.

Ye Yao said with a smile: "Don't you think he is the kind of literary and artistic young man who likes spring flowers and autumn moons, and who is too emotional for a little sadness?"

"Hey, I'll be angry if you say that." Bai Maomao put her hands on her hips.

Ye Yao quickly raised the white flag to surrender: "Okay, okay, for the sake of my dinner."

Ye Yao, who went back to find inspiration, turned around a few times, and suddenly came up with a bad idea.

"Tutu, let's make a battle plan?" Ye Yao went back to the kitchen again.

Bai Maomao asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

Ye Yao grinned: "How about love's battle plan? Brother, I'm a master!"

Bai Maomao scratched his head: "I haven't thought about that."

Ye Yao was still complacent about the love model of his romance novels, and Bai Maomao suddenly said this, and he didn't understand: "You don't want to be with him?"

Bai Maomao smiled: "Actually, I'm not sure if he likes boys, or not."

Ye Yao rubbed Bai Maomao's head: "I praised you for being strong before, why did you back down again?"

Bai Maomao raised his chest: "A man should put his career first, and don't think about romance all day long."

Ye Yao did some stretching exercises: "Okay, kid Bai Lizhi, I'm going to focus on my career."

Bai Maomao stood on the spot and tilted his head, thinking of the little brother Meibian, he slightly pursed the corners of his mouth in embarrassment.

In fact, we didn’t get to know each other for a long time. At first, it was because the guy said “this pink T-shirt suits you very well.” Later, we started talking about movies, and then we started exchanging favorite music.what else?Play video games together, buy models together, and go for a walk with his golden retriever.

If there is a tacit understanding, such as occasionally remembering the other person's favorite juice flavor, such as knowing who drinks boxed milk and is used to biting the straw.

They are all developed silently and cherish each other, as if a child suddenly meets a toy that fits his heart, so he can't put it down.

Ambiguous things are just floating clouds, student Bai Maomao has never considered the idea of ​​the little brother Meibian, but he is just a little obsessed with this pink atmosphere, right?

Thinking of Ye Yao's "Battle Plan of Love", Bai Maomao laughed, which is actually quite interesting.

During dinner, Bai Maomao asked seemingly casually, "What's your battle plan?"

While grilling the rice, Ye Yao said vaguely: "First of all, you need to observe the enemy's situation. Considering the literary and artistic personality of the little brother of the editor, you need to have a common topic with him, and you can't look too earthy. "

Bai Maomao choked for a moment: "Where am I wrong?"

Ye Yao ignored him and continued: "Not only can't be earthy, but also has a subtle literary atmosphere like him. And you also need to know what type of person he likes, extroverted or introverted, and then move closer to that direction , Of course, you can’t give up your original character.”

Bai Maomao curled his lips: "It's so wicked."

Ye Yao swallowed his meal, and said solemnly: "You still have to secretly remember his preferences, and then show them casually, so that people will think that you are very caring." The scholar Bai Maomao was amused by Ye Yao's serious nonsense. , the chopsticks could not be held firmly: "What else?"

Ye Yao also wanted to laugh a little, and tried to put on a straight face and said: "After observing the enemy's situation, we must take military action while formulating the next plan.

"Treat him as warm and caring as spring, as silent as spring rain, and as unpredictable as spring breeze. You can't be too close or too far away. You have to consider his feelings in every detail, and let him feel them at the right time. To your accommodation.

"You still have to communicate with him ideologically, occasionally talk heart-to-heart, let him know what kind of person you are, this is the time for you to display your personal charm..."

Bai Maomao waved his chopsticks to prevent Ye Yao from continuing, and said with a smile: "All right, all right, I've convinced you. Why do you have one set of things, you can talk nonsense."

Ye Yao was still motivated: "Your actions are actually a net, you have to catch him slowly. These are all for the most important point, that is to confess to him at the right time, which requires technology , do you know? The right time, place and people should be used, and don’t rush forward foolishly. Of course, there are still many things to pay attention to when confessing..."

Bai Maomao smiled: "Enough is enough, master, can't I convince you?"

Ye Yao was also happy: "It's better than talking about armies on paper. How can I say it is also at the general level."

"Then have you ever succeeded in practice?" Bai Maomao was curious.

Ye Yao pretended to be mysterious: "I won't tell you this, if you are interested, you can practice it yourself."

Bai Maomao smirked.

In fact, none of them took the laughter that day to heart.Ye Yao's nonsense battle plan is just a piece of paper from the novel, and Bai Maomao also took it as a joke, and didn't really want to practice it with the editor.

It will be the Spring Festival holiday in a few days, and Bai Maomao dragged his suitcase and went home to celebrate the New Year.Ye Yao endured it for a few days, and under Mr. Ye's series of fatal calls, he packed up and went back to his hometown.The absurd "Battle Plan of Love" was quickly forgotten by the two of them.

But no one thought that in the near future, one of them would turn around and pick up this empty talk to deal with the other.Those afterwords will not be listed for the time being, let them spend this Spring Festival holiday first.

Bai Maomao is actually a little afraid of going home. His home is in City F, not far from City X. There have always been rumors that women's rights are supremacy.Classmate Bai Maomao didn't know what happened to other people's family, but their family had confirmed the rumor.

Bai’s mother ranks first in the family’s comprehensive strength list. Her hobby is playing mahjong. She likes to teach Bai Maomao a lesson: “I stopped working because of you. Mao could only cry silently without complaint.

There are two older sisters above Bai Maomao. He grew up in the shadow of his older sisters. The eldest sister is fierce and invincible, and the second sister is cold and noble.But Bai Maomao's father resigned and went to sea in the early years. He has made a small success, and there is no problem in raising the three siblings.But the most commendable thing for my father is that he can enter the living room and the kitchen, and he can bargain more efficiently than Mama Bai when he buys vegetables.

As the saying goes, girls are the intimate little padded jackets of their parents.Since the parents have two little cotton-padded jackets that are not very considerate, the sad youngest son, Bai Maomao, has become a substitute for the little cotton-padded jackets.Bai Maomao, who lives at the bottom of the family, feels that he was born great and died well.

Not much nonsense, anyway, Bai Maomao went home full of longing and panic.

"Yo, I'm willing to come back."

When Bai Maomao arrived home, the mother of the Bai family went to play mahjong, and the father went to buy new year's goods. The whereabouts of the eldest sister Bai was unknown, and it was the second sister who greeted him.

"Uh, Second Sister..."

Bai Maomao dragged the suitcase and moved to the room.

While painting her nails, Second Sister Bai casually asked, "Where is this going?"

Bai Maomao touched the cold sweat on his forehead, and laughed with him: "Go and pack your luggage."

Second Sister Bai didn't talk much, she looked up at the kitchen and said, "Go and make a white fungus soup for sister first."

"Hey."

Poor Bai Maomao washed his hands and made soup as soon as he got home.

In the evening, the Bai family finally got together.

At this time, Bai Maomao had finished packing his luggage, cleaned the whole house, and mopped the floor.Mother Bai was obviously very happy that Bai Maomao was so self-conscious, so she rewarded him to prepare dinner.

Bai Maomao was washing vegetables in the kitchen, thinking a little speechlessly, it would be better to be enslaved by the landlord than to face the terrible Bai mother and daughter at home.

Papa Bai was on the sidelines to help: "Little Rabbit, are you still used to being in City X?"

With tears in his eyes, Bai Maomao turned his head to one side in pain: "Dad, don't call me that."

Bai's father smiled and blinked Mimi: "What's the relationship? It has the same meaning as your name. Besides, it's a nickname that my family loves."

Bai Maomao once again despaired of his father, who was so insane and treated him as a child. His childhood and youth were completely destroyed under such a terrible nickname as "Little Rabbit".

When I was young, the neighbors called him "Little Rabbit who is neither male nor female", and when he was older, they jokingly called him "Little Rabbit Girl", and then words like "sissy" appeared later.

What makes Bai Maomao want to bump into the wall the most is that his fierce elder sister always loves to stand up for him, so he has become "the little girl Bai Mao who is protected by her sister".

Looking at Papa Bai who was humming and picking vegetables, Bai Maomao pursed his lips and suppressed his complaint silently.

During dinner, Bai Maomao accepted Mama Bai's lectures, answered Sister Bai's cross-examination, endured Sister Bai's venomous comments, and finally stopped Papa Bai's kind "Little Rabbit, let's have another bowl".After taking a shower and returning to his room, Bai Maomao collapsed directly on the bed.

It was a strange feeling that he was dragging Ye Yao up for dinner in City X in the morning, but in the end he was washing dishes at home in City F at night.It seems that we are not far away from him, and it seems that we haven't seen him for a long time.

Bai Maomao sighed, took out his mobile phone, and wrote "I'm home" dawdly, but after looking through the address book for a long time, he still changed the recipient to Brother Meibian, and did not click on Ye Yao.

That guy is probably writing like crazy, and his manuscript box is almost empty.Maybe eating instant noodles?No, no, I made dumplings for him and put them in the freezer before I came here.

Bai Maomao didn't think too much, because the text message from the editor's brother came soon, and the two started chatting about the latest movie very boringly.

I think I should associate more with normal people, Bai Maomao told himself.

At this moment, Ye Yao was scooping up the dumplings while drafting his stomach, so, accidentally, the dumplings got mushy.

Ye Yao burst into tears holding the bowl of terrible dumpling soup.

Mr. Tutu, I need you, I can't stand without you anymore... the days of cooking!

The poor Sao Sao on the side also agreed: If Ye Yao feeds me undrained vegetable leaves again, I will die of diarrhea!

Early the next morning, Bai Maomao adjusted his mentality and prepared to spontaneously start to enter the mode of "the sensible young son of the Bai family".

As soon as the sad Ye Yao fell asleep at dawn, he was woken up by the phone call from Mr. Ye: "Go home to celebrate the New Year!"

"Dad, I'll be back in a few days." Ye Yao cheered up.

"You said the same thing last year," Mother Ye took the phone, "If you don't come back this year, I will go to City X with your dad to find you!"

Ye Yao was helpless: "Okay, okay, I'll go back the day after tomorrow, right?"

Mother Ye Xizizi: "Come back like a human being." After Xizi Ye Yao hung up the phone, he looked up to the sky and shouted, oh my god, don't you want me to go on a blind date again? !

It's spring break and life is full.Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!