The spring of the online game daddy

Xiao Yang's previous depression was swept away by the orange wristband and ring, and now he only feels that life is infinitely beautiful, and those who are angry and depressed are just clouds, far away in the sky, not in front of him.

On the other hand, the hungry teacher, two of the three orange outfits on her body were exploded, and her mood was extremely gloomy.

[Gang] Hungry Master: Is the boss there?

[Gang] The Story of Puppets: The boss Shenlong sees the beginning but does not see the end.

[Gang] Stuttering: I heard that Mrs. Tai was hugged?The other man or woman?

[Gang] Oh McDull: He softened at the critical moment...

[Gang] Walking on the dead body: What's wrong with the teacher?

[Gang] Hungry Master Tai: Hugged by a shameless female banker TT

[Gang] Oh McDull: Report to the second brother, the female silver is 98

[Gang] Hungry Teacher: That guy and the boss yelled, I just want to vent my anger on the boss

[Gang] Oh McDull: In the end, I got angry (╯＾╰〉

[Gang] Walking on the corpse: So?

[Gang] Master Hungry: Who will brush [Panlong Jie] with me?

[Gang] Walking on the dead body: What's the other party's name?

[Gang] Hungry Master: Mrs. Yang

Chen Xu thought about it over and over again, but he couldn't figure out who 'Lady Sheep' was, and he didn't have the memory of encountering it when he was leveling.He is the deputy leader of "Yangshen" and the first batch of players in this server.He joined "Sun God" when Huang Huang just formed a gang, and he really didn't know what kind of feud Huang Huang had with this Mrs. Yang.

But Huanghuang cherishes words like gold, and it is not easy to ask something.When the gang was established and handed over to him, he didn't care about it, just like a hands-off shopkeeper.

[Gang] Walking on the dead body: Let's go tonight, Mrs., I have something to do right now.

[Gang] Mrs. Hungry: Okay, call me when you're done.

[Gang] Ladies, please use your strength: Brush at night~~~ Could it be that second brother, you want to do that unruly thing to the teacher?

[Gang] Hungry teacher: ˋ_ˊ* shut up, lady

[Gang] Ladies, please use your strength: I don’t want it, how can you deny my old love when you have a new love!

[Gang] Walking on the corpse: whoever can extinguish the lust in his mind will be rewarded with [-] gold!

[Gang] Ladies, please use your strength: Second brother, you are so annoying!

[Gang] Hungry Master: Cheap?People, take refuge in my Buddha

[Gang] Ladies, please use your strength: Master, you are a dead person, so you don't want to be with the green lantern all the time.

……

Chen Xu smiled and shook his head, compared the sales records at hand one by one, picked up the phone and pressed the "[-]" button for a long time, and the other party quickly picked it up.

"What's the matter, brother?"

"It's nothing. Sis, I'm not going back tonight. Let me tell you, if Xiaohui looks for me, you can ask Uncle Zhou to send him here."

"Okay, is the store busy?"

"good."

"Should I send two people over to help you?"

"No, I can handle it. Hang up first."

Chen Xu stretched his waist and moved his cervical spine.Recently, the business in the Taobao store has been getting better and better, and the five customer service staff are already too busy, so he has to stay and help until another customer service staff is called in.

Eight o'clock in the evening.

[Gang] Walking on the dead body: Is the teacher there?

[Gang] Mrs. Hungry: You are here, second child

[Gang] Walking on the corpse: Call the second brother ╰_╯

[Gang] Mrs. Hungry: Two~~~~~~~ Brother (Very sweet voice)

[Gang] Walking on the corpse: I won't go.

[Gang] Hungry teacher: Don't!My McDull Puppet Tired Fairy

When Chen Xu arrived at the gate of the dungeon, the other four had already formed a team, and he was the only one waiting.He didn't think much about it, the group went in and wanted to enter the dungeon, but after entering and waiting for a while, the other four didn't follow.

[Team] Walking on corpses: Where are people?

[Team] Oh McDull: the door

Chen Xu went out again, only to find that 'Lady Sheep' was also at the door of the dungeon.

Xiao Yang wanted to upgrade quickly, because the two orange suits that exploded had to reach level [-] before they could be used, so he came to the Fairy Fox Cave.He is poorly equipped, and he can't level up faster by brushing monsters alone than in a team to brush dungeons. Moreover, the dungeon of "Fairy Fox Cave" is a ring used by nuns, and it is also used by mages.He can also use the one from the master, but it is still not as good as the special one for the mage.

[Nearby] Hungry teacher: Mrs. Yang, I will wipe it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Team] Puppet Story: Let's go, Mrs. It's useless to stare.

Xiao Yang intentionally directed Mrs. Yang to dance in front of the teacher, circling around and raising the ribbon...

The hands did not stop.

[Nearby] Mrs. Yang: Master, is there a lack of mages in your team^^

[Nearby] Oh McDull: ...

[Nearby] Hungry Master: I won’t organize you if you’re missing!

[Nearby] Puppet Story: Mrs. Yang, don’t you see five of us standing side by side? "!

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: I have eyes, of course I can see.

[Nearby] Puppet Story: Then you still ask?

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: But there is indeed no mage.

[Nearby] Hungry Master: Get out!

The corners of Xiao Yang's mouth twitched, and he was overjoyed.Of course he knew that the teacher and the others would not group him, and he would bring it up just to annoy the other party, who told them to be with Huang Huang!

Chen Xu looked at the lineup of the team and laughed it off.He is a Taoist priest, the teacher is a nun, the puppet is a warrior, McDull is a monk, and Juanxian is a doctor.

Indeed, there are no mages.

[Nearby] Walking on the corpse: Mrs. Yang, if you want to do odd jobs, we welcome you.

[Team] Oh McDull: Second brother?

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: True or false?You won't let me kick me after beating Blue Fox, will you?

Xiao Yang in front of the computer couldn't help squinting at the monitor.

[Nearby] Walking on corpses: let you fight to the end.

[Team] Hungry Teacher: Second child, what are you talking about?

[Team] Walking on the corpse: Don't you think it's cool to let him watch you take the orange ring again within a few hours?

[Team] Hungry Master: What if the one dropped is a mage?

[Team] Walking forward on the dead body: That's even better, if he takes yours, you won't take his?Anyway it's my assignment.

[Team] Oh McDull: (°ο°) Second brother, you are too shameful! ~

[Team] Walking on corpses: Huh?

[Team] Oh McDull: I mean your idea is great!

[Nearby] Walking on the dead body: How about Mrs. Yang?group?

Xiao Yang was a little hesitant, always feeling that he had really become a little sheep to be slaughtered, and he was only a sheep, and there were several wolves in his team, so in the end he had no choice but to decide not to go.

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: Thanks, I'll wait for someone.

The name 'Fairy Fox Cave' means the place where fairy foxes live. From the entrance to the bottom of the cave are all kinds of foxes.There are swarms of black foxes outside. These are easier to clean up. Taoist priests add blood charms, doctors add rejuvenation skills and then use group attack skills together. Two group attacks for a class can almost all be cleaned up.Going further inside is the red elite fox, which is less in number than the black fox, but it can be resurrected once after death, so it takes a relatively long time to fight.

Except for McDull, everyone in the team is level [-] or above, and they are also very good at fighting the 'Fairy Fox Cave', so it didn't take long to hit the blue fox guards.

Time to enter the dungeon: 25 minutes and 07 minutes...

Time to enter the dungeon: 25 minutes and 08 minutes...

[Team] The Story of Puppets: If you have to go out temporarily, call a soldier in the gang.

[Team] Walking on corpses: puppet, your mother told you to go home for dinner~~

[Team] Oh McDull: (>﹏<) Second brother, this joke is outdated

[Team] Walking on corpses: Really?

[Team] Oh McDull: Yes, yes

[Team] Walking on corpses: McDull, your mother told you to go home for dinner~

[Team] Oh McDull: Don’t be like this second brother, {{{(>_<)}}} is so cold

[Gang] Hungry Master Tai: Come to the Fairy Fox Cave to pick up the speed of monsters

[Gang] Shallot Mother Lie: Brother Shitai, fight the black dragon today...

[Gang] Walking on corpses: Who led the team?

[Gang] Scallion mother liquor: The team of beef pine.

[Gang] Hungry Master: Why I don't know. . .

[Gang] Bitter Sugar Cane: SB nun head, we have already beaten Brother Long, did you just look at the chat records in the gang?

[Gang] Hungry Master: WC is here

[Gang] Shallot mother liquor: No wonder I didn’t see it~

[Gang] Beef Floss: The lazy donkey grinds a lot of shit and urine!

[Gang] Master Hungry: Stinky Pork Floss Curse Your Egg Pain!

[Gang] Beef Floss: Oh man, I'm so sorry, I didn't grow that thing.

……

[Team] Puppet Story: I'm sorry, Mrs. Shi, I really have to go.

[Team] Master Hungry: I will give you a rocket, hurry up and disperse

[System Prompt]: [Puppet Story] quit the team.

Chen Xu looked at the equipment on his body thoughtfully.He is a Taoist priest with high enough DPS and good defense.If the teammate plays fast enough, it is not impossible for him to carry the monster, but if he can't hold the whole army wiped out, he has to start all over again.

[Team] Walking on corpses: Do you want to try a four-player fight?

[Team] Hungry Master: Do you want to carry it?

[Team] Juanxian: Why don't you bring in the food group at the door, let him see if he can take it.

[System Prompt]: [Xiaohuang] is online

[Team] Walking on the dead body: The boss is here, let me ask her.

[Gang] Walking on the dead body: Boss, where are you?

[Gang] Huang Huang:?

[Gang] Walking on the Corpse: Fairy Fox Cave

[Gang] Huang Huang: pull.

……

Chen Xu used summoning to open a portal and directly pulled Huang into the team.

Huang Huanggui is the boss but never likes to talk. Everyone knows this, so he only greets her when she joins the team and starts working separately, concentrating on attacking the snow fox boss.

There are five snow foxes in total, one boss for physical attack, and four guards for magic attack.Although the guards hit hard, their defense is relatively low.The magic defense is high when stepping on the corpse, and the group attack skills are two points away from the full level.Chen Xu set up an anti-magic shield, and used group attack skills to hold the four guards, and the boss asked the monk to read scriptures to it. The boss remained in a stunned state for 40 seconds. During this period, he stepped on the corpse and McDull had no output. The other three fought with all their strength until the four guards were even bloody.

[Team] Oh McDull: Why does the sun faint every time Na thinks, and the teacher faints every time he thinks!

[Team] Hungry Teacher: If you are dissatisfied with you, you can practice nuns ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Team] Walking on the dead body: Hurry up, the boss has already stopped.

Everyone's DPS was fully activated, until the snow fox boss was almost a blow, Chen Xu used a fire skill - burn the mountains and rivers, knocked down five monsters at once, and the trip to the fairy fox cave ended perfectly.

[Team] Hungry Master: Wipe!It's actually a mage's!

[Team] Oh McDull: There is still class tomorrow, so I'll be off 8//

[Team] Hungry teacher: By the way, boss, Mrs. Yang is looking for you to PK and you are not here.

[Team] Huang Huang: Oh.

[Team] Master Hungry: ...

[Team] Walking forward on the dead body: I ​​seem to have put the stone in the warehouse when I go back to the city, you go back first, I will ride back.

……

Chen Xu withdrew from the team and was automatically kicked out of the instance after 15 seconds.

'Lady Sheep' is still "waiting for someone"~~~~

Huang Huang followed suit.

Chen Xu originally wanted to ask what was wrong between Huanghuang and Mrs. Yang, but she didn't seem to want to mention it after hearing what she said before, so he didn't ask.

[Nearby] Huang Huang: It's boring for you to go alone, let's go together.

[Nearby] Walking on corpses: Good

Xiao Yang meditated "waiting for someone" and waited for 45 minutes without moving his place. Seeing that they came out after stepping on the dead body, Huang Huang was still there, and he suddenly became angry!

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: Shake, die, die, die!

[System Prompt]: [Corpse Walking] attacked you, you lost 1231 points of blood...

Xiao Yang was taken aback for a moment, and cursed loudly.

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: Step on the dead body, you lunatic, if you want to find someone to die with, say hello!

Xiao Yang watched Mrs. Yang take the initiative to attack and perform a move of ten soul-shocking moves, and it was chaotic at that time.Thinking about how he forgot to turn off the PK mode after PKing with Master Hungry before, he was one head and two big.

Walking forward, he used an ice talisman to freeze him, and blew the dark wind and sand.

Come on, Mrs. Sheep has fallen...

[System Prompt]: You were killed by 'Treading Corpse', do you want to add 'Treading Corpse' to the blacklist?

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: Stepping on the dead body, I will X your uncle!

[System Prompt]: [Xiao Huang] launched an attack on you, and you lost 2685 blood points...

[System Prompt]: [Xiao Huang] launched an attack on you, and you lost 1441 blood points...

[System Prompt]: You were killed by 'Xiaohuang', do you want to add 'Xiaohuang' to the blacklist?

[System Prompt]: You have lost 347 gold coins of [Ring of Profound Truth] [Dragon Ring].

……

[Nearby] Mrs. Sheep: You dogs, male and female!

[World] Mrs. Yang: Huanghuang and Tread Corpse, you dogs, men and women! ! !Dog, male, female! ! !Dog, male, female! ! !Dog, male, female! ! !Dog, male, female! ! !Dog, male, female! ! !Dog, male, female! ! !

World Channel suddenly set off a stormy sea.

[World] Beef Floss: Those who report the coordinates of Mrs. Yang will be rewarded with hardware!

[World] Seahorse: Mrs. Yang is outside the Fairy Fox Cave.

[World] Arolo: 255: 124

[World] Stuttering and pornography: Mrs. Yang has a kind of don't move

……

Xiao Yang gnawed on the potato chips and stared at the monitor.

do not move?He is stupid!

Look at the time, it's ten past nine.

He chose to go offline and create a new account.

I once read a post on Tianya asking how to deal with a couple you hate, and I remember an expert answering: Be their mistress!Someone asked again, how to deal with mistresses, and the expert replied: let them be fulfilled, but be their mistresses instead!

At the time, he was extremely shocked by the answer, and now he was going to be the mistress who swayed and stepped on the corpse!

Wanting to make up his mind, Xiao Yang went to the official website to re-register a new ID.

So far, LOLI female doctor Xiao Shanshan was born...