The spring of the online game daddy

The decent novice village is Mianhua Village, and Xiao Yang is quite familiar with it.Although 'Madam Sheep' was not practiced by him alone, but 'Owl Bear' was definitely raised to 25 by him level by level.

He has already thought about it, it is absolutely impossible for a new trumpet to join the No. [-] faction of "Sun God", so he thinks that he must at least seduce someone who speaks well in "Sun God" characters, and then indirectly look for opportunities to enter "Yang Shen".

Xiao Yang directed Xiao Shanshan to go to the village chief to pick up the first task, then the second and the third...

He decided to upgrade to level [-] tonight!

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: Xiao Shanshan, let’s form a team.

[System Message]: [Top as Pants] has applied for team formation from you.

Xiao Yang accepted it, and Pipipipidian followed behind the jacket as pants to share the experience and get the task items.

Just take it without working, the feeling of eating free food is his favorite.

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: you hit it too.

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: I don't know how to fight, what if I die?

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: It’s okay, just run when you’re about to die.

Xiao Yang laughed so hard that his cheeks ached, and he thought to himself, no wonder so many people came to practice the trumpet to pretend to be a newcomer. It turned out that it was more interesting to pretend to be a fool than to upgrade.

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: Oh, I'm almost out of blood.

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: You should have bread in your bag, right?Sit down and eat.

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: Is that edible?I don't know, I just threw it on the ground to feed the blue-eyed cat because it was so funny.

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: ...has the cat eaten it?

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: No.

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: Then why don't you pick it up?

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: I waited for the cat to eat it, but the cat didn't eat it for a long time. When I want to pick it up again...

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: what's wrong?

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: Oh, you really let me pick it up?How dirty that is.

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: ...

[Nearby] Jacket as pants: Come on, let me share with you >_<|||

Xiao Yang looked at the whole set of bread in the bag and snickered.

The jacket was used as pants and brought him ten loaves of bread, and also gave him two bottles of little red medicine obtained from fighting monsters.

[Nearby] Soul-shocking evil method: SB, pretending to be so coquettish must be a human demon!

Xiao Yang felt a little guilty, this soul-shocking evil method was probably talking about him.

I don't know if he listened to the jacket as pants, but he changed the chat mode to team.

[Team] Jacket as pants: You can chat in the team after forming a team.

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: I won't change it.

[Team] Jacket as pants: Don’t you see an inverted triangle mark on the left side of the speech column?Click it, there are worlds, gangs, teams...you click on the team, and then talk.

30 seconds later—

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: Oh, I finally found it.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: Where did you go, top?

[Team] Jacket as pants: I'm fighting monsters, didn't you follow me?

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: I just sat down and ate a piece of bread.

[Team] Jacket as pants: You didn't fight monsters and didn't waste your blood, what kind of bread did you eat!

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: Can I not eat like this?It turns out that in the game, if you don’t work, you have nothing to eat. . .

[Team] Jacket as pants: ...

[System prompt]: Your team has been disbanded.

Xiao Yang looked at the upper left corner of the monitor, which indicated that he had completed three of the five tasks he had received, and the other two were only a little short, so he cheered up and completed the task with the [-] breads in his bag.

He had thought about transferring some money from Mrs. Yang to Xiao Shanshan, but he was afraid that he would not be able to control it all by himself. Spending money on equipment and weapons would make it easy for people to see that he was not a novice.He wants to treat the ignorant novice LOLI to the end until he hooks up his "true son"-stepping on the corpse!

Time passed quickly when I was leveling up. It took me 10 minutes to reach level 7 but it seemed like only [-] minutes had passed.Stomach began to sing empty city plan.

Xiao Yang is a lazy person, so lazy that he can eat instant noodles as crisp noodles.He never ate breakfast because the time spent eating and making it was spent sleeping.

The consequence of this is - he is very thin.

The height of 1.7 meters six is ​​only 54 kg.

Colleagues in the unit gave him a nickname - Zhutiaoer~

After eating the instant noodles, Xiao Yang continued to manipulate Xiao Shanshan to upgrade.

After reaching level ten, he didn't have much experience in Novice Village, so he wanted to change to another map.

Holding the letter of introduction from the village chief, he ran to the next destination - Kalun Town.

There are more types of monsters in Kalun Town than Novice Village, and there are also various NPCs.Xiao Yang bought some red and blue, took all the quests he could take, and learned elementary herb gathering and alchemy before he set out on the road.

Today is Sunday, and he has to go to work no matter how bright it is. If he wants to reach level [-] before then, he has to make good use of his time.

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: Level 10 Physician Requesting Mission [Nayu's Letter] [Half-Human Beast Horn] [The Bad News of Kalun Town] [The Escaped White Tiger]

[System Message]: [Lazy Little Ant] invites you to join the team.

[Team] Lazy little ant: Xiao Shanshan, come quickly.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: Oh

3 minutes later……

[Team] Lazy little ant: Why haven't you arrived yet, doctor?

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: I'm on my way to death.

[Team] The story of Croton: Captain, let’s form another team after kicking

[Team] Lazy little ant: I want to too, but there is no doctor.

[Team] Xiao Shanshan: You...

[Team] Kelang: My sister is on board, she is a doctor, let her be with her.

[System prompt]: You have been invited out of the team

Xiao Yang: ...

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: You guys bully newcomers too much!

[Nearby] Kelang: Don't pretend to be tender, get out of the way!

[Nearby] Xiao Shanshan: Si Ke Lang, you have eaten shit!

[Nearby] Ke Lang: Fuck your sister, you dead monster, if you want to pretend, you should pretend to be a little bit, go and add two steamed buns before pretending!

[Nearby] Kelang: Don't have anything to say, SB!

Of course Xiao Yang had something to say, but after typing for a long time, he didn't find a single word.

Whether it is reconnecting the socket or cutting out from the game, I can't type.

Finally, he came to a conclusion for this embarrassing situation.

...the keyboard is broken.

In fact, Ke Lang was just talking nonsense in order to add his sister to the group. It can only be said that Xiao Yang was unlucky, just in time for the keyboard to break, so everyone thought he acquiesced.

There is a large supermarket downstairs, but it is already close to zero, and it has closed early.

Xiao Yang hesitated between continuing to upgrade with the mouse and going to sleep, and the former won in the end.

For his glorious and great junior mission, he had to upgrade to almost the same level first.

So what if he can't type, he can find words on other documents and copy and paste them if necessary!At most he won't type tonight.

Changing from keyboard and mouse cooperative control to single mouse control, Xiao Yang couldn't get used to it for a long time, and the speed of upgrading was obviously much slower.

He didn't rise to the thirteenth level until the hour hand pointed to 1, not even a stroke away from the thirty level.

He didn't feel sleepy at all. Seeing that the few players who came out of Novice Village were all close to level [-], he couldn't help but put his fingers in his mouth and couldn't help biting his nails.

It was already depressing enough, but suddenly there were remarks on the quiet world channel that made his nerves twitch.

[World] Pimp 002: 'Lady Sheep' sells meat! Level 98 women's law, there are fronts and backs, if you give money, you will reveal it, and add a brass handcuff, a wax whip, and let it be ravaged!

[World] Pimp 002: 'Lady Sheep' sells meat! Level 98 women's law, there are fronts and backs, if you give money, you will reveal it, and add a brass handcuff, a wax whip, and let it be ravaged!

[World] White Blood: Is there a video?

[World] Black Dragon: Do you have any photos?

[World] Ke Lang: Before selling and after selling?

[World] Pimp 002: Sell everything.

[World] One rot to the end: Kelang, are you glass?right?

[World] Pimp 002: 'Lady Sheep' sells meat! Level 98 women's law, there are fronts and backs, if you give money, you will reveal it, and add a brass handcuff, a wax whip, and let it be ravaged!

……

Xiao Yang was trembling with anger, he twisted the sausage eighteen times in the middle, and then split it into two pieces.

It's tolerable, it's unbearable!

One of the slippers on his feet flew away, Xiao Yang ran to the Internet cafe downstairs in one breath, and asked the network administrator to borrow a keyboard regardless of 21 [-].

Network administrator: ...you have to ask the boss about this.

Xiao Yang: Where is your boss?

Network administrator: Office...

Xiao Yang limped and ran to the boss's office pointed by the network administrator, panting for three seconds and said: Boss, borrow the keyboard for one night, I will live upstairs, and I will return it to you tomorrow.

Boss: No loan, there are new keyboards for sale at the bar.

Xiao Yang was even happier when he heard it, he had to buy it anyway, and it would be even better if he got it today.

He thanked him and ran ten meters away after he finished speaking.

The bar clerk was startled when he saw a sweaty young man suddenly popping up in front of him.

Originally, Xiao Yang was thin, plus he was very fair, with resentful eyes, and the light at the bar was weak.

In addition, this time is really...

Bar staff can hardly control their jumping nerves.

Xiao Yang: Huh~huh~ Do you sell keyboards here?How much?

Bar member: One, 120 yuan...

Xiao Yang slapped the table: Damn!Kill people!What keyboard is so expensive, cheaper.

Bar clerk (shuddering): Well, this price is not set by me, no bargaining.

Xiao Yang thought to himself, forget it, one hundred and two is one hundred and two!Whoever makes himself rub the fire today, treat this store as cheap.

As a result, I touched my pocket...

The bar staff saw the ghost-like man who asked the price but didn't want anything, and shot out like an arrow...