Make sand sculptures, President!

Sha Diao is a domineering president.

Although he is now sitting on the toilet cover in the innermost compartment of the men's room with his legs crossed, he is wearing a six-figure haute couture and a dazzling Patek Philippe, which proves that he is indeed a domineering president.

Such a domineering president, why did he have such a poor name?The reason is actually very simple.

Because his father's surname is Sha and his mother's surname is Di, he is the pride of his parents.

What a domineering and connotative name—even if it doesn't sound so beautiful together.

But there is no way, the Chinese dictionary 30 years ago has not yet evolved such a mixed word as "sand sculpture", which is mixed with good and bad, with some praise and derogation!

Such a sand sculpture name did not bring much trouble to Mr. Sha, because he was calling the wind and rain in the mall, covering the sky with one hand, and whoever dared to laugh in front of him, he would make the other party cry and go bankrupt in the next second.

Don't ask him how he can do it, it's the courage of a domineering president.

Xiaosha has never been in a relationship or married, and is just a work machine without emotion on weekdays. She can't wait to let the secretary fill up the midnight, but there is also an unwritten rule-one night off every three months , no one please move.

No one knew why, except that he was some sort of regular periodic terminal illness that would kill him as soon as he got a date.

Today happens to be the day of the three-month cycle.Sha Diao was unlucky, he was caught by Mr. Sha just after he got off work, and he was asked to go on a blind date at [-] o'clock tonight.Mr. Sha, who is well versed in his son's tricks, used arranged marriages to coerce Mr. Sha, who longed to fly freely, and Mr. Sha, who was forced to succumb to evil forces, could only agree to go to the appointment tonight with tears in his eyes.

Going is a must, and being on time is definitely not on time.

After all, Xiaosha always has more important things to do - tonight at eight o'clock is the regular update time of the UP master "Fat and Big White Goose" he has been following.

Fat and Big White Goose is the funny UP owner of station Z, with millions of fans, and is recognized in the industry as a fountain of happiness in the world and a walking sand sculpture vending machine.

The elite education Mr. Xiaosha received since he was a child requires him to pursue excellence no matter what he does or on any occasion.Even if he is chasing the UP master, he must stand out from the crowd of millions of fans——

How to stand out and stand out from the thousands of ordinary fans?The answer is simple: liking, reposting, collecting and increasing the number of clicks are the basic operations. It is a development requirement to wear different vests to occupy the first, second and third places in the gold master list. It is a small surprise to bribe the senior management of Station Z to secretly give the big white goose extra benefits.

Xiao Sha always touches himself all the time, he is simply the most stupid fan in the world of CEOs, the most domineering CEO in the world of fans, okay?

Mr. Sha has been paying attention to Big White Goose since he first participated in the rookie program. He is a true old-fashioned fan. He has accompanied Big White Goose through the screen for six years in spring, summer, autumn and winter. He has never missed every update and every news. They are all concerned in time,-this damn bond, which is more beautiful than love!

If possible, Mr. Sha really hopes that he and the big white goose will grow old forever.Fans who don't want to have any romantic episodes with their favorite UP host are not good boyfriend fans. In Mr. Sha's mind, the story between him and the big white goose has long passed the long-distance love race and the palace of marriage, and has developed to the point where there is a A nest of plump little white goose.

The fat and big white goose is good everywhere, the quality of the work is good, and it is gentle and kind to fans, but there are only two things that are not good:

The update is not very active, once every three months, the frequency is extremely low, and it is [-]% unsexy in married life; second, the big white goose has always used synthetic voices for recording videos, but this does not prevent the small Mr. Sha climaxed himself with this artificial voice.

The big white goose never shows its face, this is a rule that all station Z knows.In fact, many UP hosts now open a life trumpet and record some small life-like videos to get closer to their fans. The big white goose seems to be independent in such a big trend.He pays great attention to the protection of his privacy, and the chance of opening a life account is lower than that of his millions of fans disappearing overnight.

On the account book of Station Z, there must be a fixed expenditure every year called "Trophy Postage - Fat and Big White Goose".Big White Goose won't even attend the annual awards ceremony of Station Z in person, let alone record a video with real voice, real face, and real feelings.

It is no exaggeration to say that "the absence of the big white goose" is the norm, and "the presence of the big white goose" is abnormal.

In fact, for Mr. Sha, wanting to meet the real person of the big white goose is as easy as buying Station Z, but he will never do that.Firstly, the big white goose avoids public occasions so much, presumably in real life, the deity has reservations about this online identity. As a fan, Mr. Xiaosha fully respects and supports him without reason; secondly, he is also very girlish. , wanting to maintain the mysterious distance beauty with the big white goose, quietly waiting for the goddess of fate to arrange a fateful encounter.

ah!This damn bond is more beautiful than love!

Mr. Xiao couldn't help closing his eyes, took a deep breath, and immediately smelled the toilet freshener.Ouch, I almost forgot I was hiding in the toilet now!

It's 58:[-] p.m. Beijing time, and Mr. Sha successfully locked himself into the men's toilet cubicle.The restroom in the western restaurant on the top floor of the star hotel is absolutely closed and quiet, and no one can disturb the three-monthly scheduled "date" between Shadiao and the big white goose.

Not to mention earthquakes, fires and mudslides, unless 4G collapses and WIFI is disconnected, nothing can stop him.

At this moment, Sha Diao was sitting on the toilet seat, with a clean tissue under his buttocks, his elbows on his knees, his fists on his chin, constantly refreshing the app, waiting for eight o'clock like a little wife.

A special notification sound pierced the quiet air in the bathroom, and the update video of the plump big white goose was uploaded to the dynamic plaza of Station Z on time.Sha Diao, who is active on the front line of the Internet, quickly clicked on the video, showing the fighting spirit of ancient students going to Beijing to rush for the exam, and modern candidates fighting for the third year of senior high school.

Not only is he competitive, but in Shadi Ao's view, this set of operations is a necessary sense of ritual for this date.

For so many years, in the competitive environment of high production per capita, facing the pressure of turbulent waves, the fat and big white goose's willful operation failed to give him an artificial rainfall that only increased his enthusiasm.

If Shadio wants to achieve his goal, his hand speed must be faster than the thousands of other fans who are eager to fight.

Who knows how many years those people on the other side of the screen have been single?

He held his breath, his limbs trembling with tension.As soon as the video was loaded, Shadiao immediately pressed the reward button, invested coins according to the platform's upper limit standard, and then successfully played a "hahahahahahahaha", and then went straight to the comment area.

"@大白鹿的小甜饼: Can make me laugh yue..."

Sha Diao's fingers flipped over the small phone screen, and before he could complete a sentence, he keenly captured a discordant rhythm signal among the incomparably ghostly BGM——

Even through the Bluetooth headset, Shadiao can still distinguish the approaching, unhurried footsteps. There is a hint of sexiness hidden in the calmness, laziness but also aggressiveness.

Sha Diao's heart skipped a beat, damn it, that man is still here!

Sure enough, in the next second, a clear male voice came from outside the cubicle, three parts speechless, three parts warning, and four parts helpless: "I found you, Mr. Sha."

The author says:

Shadi Ao: The biggest obstacle in my pursuit of stars is this damned man!

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