Make sand sculptures, President!

The big thing is bad!

Sha Diao was shaken by the deep voice, his heart itch habitually, he trembled as if he was suddenly lit by a doorknob in winter, and the comment he was about to send was accidentally deleted net.

A tall building rises from the ground and collapses in an instant.

Seeing that the top spot in the comment area was forced to give up, Shadio silently made a wild mouth movement that did not conform to the core values ​​of socialism.

grass, a plant.

After working hard to prepare for the competition but only got the first prize in both subjects, Xiao Sha always didn't want to talk to the people calling him outside the door.Hmph, I haven't finished watching the video of the big white goose yet, now obediently following someone out to meet the goblin who is waiting to be married, he is really not interested.

"Mr. Sha."

The man called out again, and the footsteps got closer, and they landed on the door of the innermost compartment. He stopped as if he was very patient, and gave a pause that was not too long but enough to make people palpitate— —

That was his secretary, the only one.

As a secretary, Xiang Tiange, who graduated from a prestigious school, is very professional.

How professional is it?It is probably that one person integrates various roles such as special assistant, bodyguard, nanny, driver, etc., so that countless people who want to use different professional skills to find an official position next to Mr. Sha have no chance.

Everything around Mr. Sha, no matter how big or small, how difficult it is inside or outside, is handled by the secretary alone, from prudence to contract negotiation, business entertainment, trivial matters to clothing matching, favor gifts, whatever Mr. Sha asks for, he can guarantee The quality assurance quantity is completed on time and on demand.

To be honest, in the five years since he started working as a secretary, Shadiao has never seen anything he can't do. Even the flowers he gave to people as a play, he bought from the secretary from a flower shop and wrapped them himself.

Secretary Xiang is good at everything, his professional quality is stronger than the Olympic slogan, and his face and figure are more handsome than the barbell. Unfortunately, he always has a cold face, and he doesn't seem to be the type who can get along with each other. The little girls and boys in the company can only dream secretly and dare not fly blindly.

Sha Di Ao is not looking for a secretary, he just likes this kind of employee who doesn't have Yingying Yanyan around him and only focuses on himself. He is very satisfied with this.

It's just that Mr. Xiang was personally promoted by Mr. Sha, so he naturally helped Mr. Sha "guard" his only son overtly and secretly.Secretary Xiang was a few years younger than himself, but he was a lot older than himself, and he directly overtook his age group, obviously running ahead of Mr. Sha.It is also because of this that the harshness shown inadvertently to the secretary on weekdays made Sha Diao feel guilty from time to time.

Maybe this is my father's secretary? ? ?

Just like now, Sha Diao is convinced that Xiang Tiange was sent by Mr. Sha to supervise him to have a good blind date!

ah!What a miserable child he is!In ancient times, this must have been a deposed prince who had no real power under house arrest in the Eastern Palace!His father is such a fool!

Secretary Xiang really came to see Mr. Sha.About half an hour ago, he drove the person to the hotel lobby, and Mr. Sha had to go in first if he said anything today.In normal times, Secretary Xiang would definitely hand over the car to the porter, but today there happened to be a few wedding banquets, and the hotel attendants were so busy that no one was there, so Xiang Tiange could only watch helplessly as Mr. Sha walked calmly and quietly. Some playful steps disappeared behind the screen in the lobby.

There was no other way, so Secretary Xiang had no choice but to drive down the underground garage in person, and went down the three floors in one breath. After walking around the garden for a long time, he managed to find a parking space in the corner.

It's really aggrieved that the black and shiny top-equipped Maybach stopped next to the construction waste pile to vacuum.

Xiang Tiange parked the car and immediately took the elevator back to the hotel lobby. As expected, Mr. Sha was not there.Thinking that today is Mr. Sha’s regular rest night, Xiang Secretary almost reflexively went straight to the men’s room in the western restaurant on the top floor, without even inquiring about the lobby and the western restaurant——

As a professional secretary with professional ethics, Xiang Tiange fully grasped all the preferences and information of her immediate superior.

Mr. Xiaosha is used to it, he won't find some elegant place to escape, and he always likes to hide in the toilet and squat on the toilet seat.What's more, the air freshener in the bathroom of this hotel smelled like jasmine green tea, which hit his boss's cute spot.

"Mr. Sha."

As soon as Secretary Xiang opened the door and came in, he yelled, and the punctuation at the end of the sentence was an affirmative full stop.Such a simple reasoning does not deserve a question mark expressing doubt.

It was a normal operation not to receive any response. He raised his wrist to the secretary and looked at his watch. The pointer had already crossed 12, barely touching the number 5.He lowered his hands, thinking that it would be okay if the blind date waited another 5 minutes, anyway, he could coax Xiao Sha out of the toilet cubicle in no time.

"Mr. Sha, the appointed time has passed, and that person is waiting for you."

Just wait, love can't wait to roll.

Shadio rolled his eyes on the toilet seat.

I ignore you, and I won't come out. Do you still want to step on the toilet lid from the next room and grab me?But any adult who has a bit of self-requirement on his face will never do such antics in public that are easily mistaken for voyeurism, let alone his own "Justice" BGM and the "righteous way" light above his head. "The banzheng secretary who played the four words in a loop.

"Mr. Sha, don't hide." He coughed lightly to the secretary, "Your shoes are poking out."

Great!

The toe of his Shadio's shoe is inlaid with diamonds, which is so unique that he can't even lie to him that the shoe is not his own.

Hearing the words, Sha Di Ao hurriedly shrank his feet, unexpectedly, he only moved a few inches, and his heel hit the toilet seat hard, and he let out a huge whimper after the intimate contact between the leather and the ceramic.

Xiaosha was in so much pain that he cried out immediately: "Aww——"

It turns out that the atavistic behavior of human beings was first discovered in the innermost compartment of the toilet in the western restaurant on the top floor of a five-star hotel.

Sun, a celestial body.

Xiang Secretary, a naughty villain, actually plays him!It really hurt him to death!

There are so many fragrant words in Shadi Ao's heart that can fill a hundred "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" and "Pipa Xing", but he just dropped the sentence "Why are you" coldly.

Xiang Tiange persuaded people with reasoning: "You should come out, people have been waiting for a long time, it's still a trivial matter to sue the old boss. If the boss over there is annoyed, it may affect the company."

The one who was arranged to have a blind date with Sha Diao today was the daughter of Tafang Group, a well-known real estate company in this city.Sha Diao felt that a real estate company named Tavern would probably die due to distrust of consumers in a short time, and he didn't need to pretend to be a grandson in order to avoid potential small friction for a while.

Sha Diao said impatiently: "Wait for me for another 3 minutes."

It's not like he won't go, he's come all the time, and there's no need to release pigeons anymore, at least he has to wait until he's finished watching the video of the big white goose, right?There will be adverse reactions if the sand sculpture is cut off in the middle of ingestion!

Although Mr. Xiao Sha despises blind dates, he never wants to get itchy all over his body and twist into maggots on his seat after being halfway through the chat with him.

Unexpectedly, she was silent to the secretary for a few seconds, and then said something surprising: "Mr. Sha, if it's constipation, I'll help you get an anorectal expert account for tomorrow; if it's premature ejaculation, I'll make an appointment for a private andrology department for you, may I ask you?" ?”

Three seconds later, the door of the last cubicle in the toilet was violently pushed open, and an angry man walked out from inside, almost kicking Secretary Xiang:

"Go away, I'm unobstructed, long-lasting, and fine!"

You are premature ejaculation!You are constipated!How could my domineering CEO have such an unspeakable question?

Mr. Sha glanced at the 1.8-meter tall man in front of him, who was calm and breezy, and was so angry that he wanted to fire employees without reason in violation of the labor law.

The author says:

Attack the secretary, a young man who treats his boss like a half-assed son