Make sand sculptures, President!

I'm so fucking annoying...

Mr. Sha's mouth was too bitter to spit out the fragrance, so the swearing switch he pressed had to bounce back silently.

Just now, he gave his first kiss to Secretary Xiang...

He actually gave Secretary Xiang the pure first kiss that thousands of boys and girls would exchange ten thousand taels of gold and half their lives for one second!

Mr. Sha realizes sadly that all he has left for the big white goose is this 30-year-old chicken body.

He has no first kiss, will the big white goose still choose to cherish himself?Now that the standards and requirements for dating are so strict, can a man who has lost his first kiss still have a chance?

Water can wash away the mud stains on the body surface and the evidence left at the scene, but it cannot cover up the past that has become a fact.

If Mr. Sha had a historian by his side, he should be taking a pen to record everything that happened at this moment: Shang and the chief assistant did obscene things, sometimes caressed and photographed him, and finally, Shang wanted to commit suicide in anger [1].

Mr. Sha, who scolded himself "I'm a scumbag" [-] times in his heart, slammed his head on the bathtub in despair, wishing he could break his own dimensional wall so that he could kneel in front of the big white goose and express his sincerity.

If the explanation is useful, why do we need the anti-pornography brigade?The thing has already happened, isn't this the same as saying "I and him are innocent" with a lipstick mark on your face and a small strawberry all over your face?

Shadio!You can resist the extreme temptation of the world of flamboyance, why can't you control your lower body but not your mouth?Is there a magnet or coordinates on Secretary Xiang's face, which can make your mouth passively attract and autonomously navigate?

Although you always stay alone in the empty room and cry for yourself, how can you steal people outside with a big white goose on your back?It is an unforgivable crime and a heinous crime!

Devil Xiaosha(`?′)Ψ: Secretary Xiang is a fox demon, Secretary Xiang is poison, and Secretary Xiang is a murderous knife on the head of sex.

Angel Xiaosha?(?ˊ?ˋ)?: He didn't force you, it was all of your own will.

Devil Xiaosha(`?′)Ψ: You just kissed, but you have no feelings for Secretary Xiang, you love the big white goose.

Angel Xiaosha?(?ˊ?ˋ)?: You kissed Secretary Xiang's eyes, and you are responsible to Secretary Xiang for wanting to get pregnant.

Mr. Sha: Don't fight any more!

Who said that tears are a sharp weapon exclusive to women, and crying to the secretary, a doggy man, would be a disaster for the country and the people.Xiaosha always felt that watching him cry for a while, not to mention picking a star and the moon, he might even be able to attack the Great Hall of the People at night and steal the party emblem on the Communist Party.

I'm sorry, I just said it casually, I promise that there is no disrespect to the party or the country, please don't come to the Internet police to pull me!

While rubbing the shower gel, Mr. Sha was fighting in his heart, rubbing his legs bald, but he still couldn't figure out why.The sound of him banging his head against the wall was too scary, but it caught Xiang's secretary's attention.

Knock on the secretary's door: "Mr. Sha, what's wrong with you?"

Xiaosha always said angrily: "Did you see the wall by chiseling the wall?"

... I have never seen someone who hacks the wall with his head.

"Be careful, your head is related to thousands of people in the Shadi Group."

Nonsense!He obviously only has the big white goose in his mind!Xiao Sha is always very dissatisfied with the connotative words of the secretary.

After a while, he added to the secretary: "Not counting the overseas branches on several continents."

Duozhu, why did you say this to the secretary like a scumbag in the sixth house of luck?Only he can call himself a scumbag, no one else, not even his secretary!

Xiaosha doesn't really want to go out to face the "ambiguous object" who just happened to be an accident, he dally washes off the foam on his body, slowly wipes off the body lotion, waits to dry on the spot, and rubs it again Mo Haw put on his two-piece pajamas, and even thought of self-destructive excuses such as picking his feet and being constipated, he just didn't want to open the bathroom door.

In the end, he was forced to go out because he said to the secretary, "If you don't come out, I will go in."

The Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall. The enemy's cunning is really unexpected.Xiang Tiange, put on some clothes! 【2】

"Don't stay in the bathroom for too long, you will suffer from lack of oxygen." Mr. Xiang handed the prepared ginger tea to Mr. Sha and supervised him to drink it. "You caught cold tonight, so you should be more careful."

Xiaosha always felt that he was suffering from the delusional disorder of being taken advantage of, otherwise, why would he feel that his secretary had an expression of "I'm just going to say hello to my wife"?

Holding the teacup, he took a few steps back silently, with resistance written all over his face.The after-effects of kissing the secretary are too serious. If he didn't want to live another 500 years, he would take the initiative to become a living specimen for medical students to study "Physiological Response After Accidentally Kissing Someone He Doesn't Like".

Frowning to the secretary, a trace of complicated emotions flashed across his expression. It could not be said that he was hurt or sad, but more because he knew all these reactions well.

"Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Xiang Secretary didn't directly mention the episode just now, but just circled around, "If it's because of me, do you need me to keep a distance from you now?"

The thieves who took advantage of others shouted "Catch the thief", but those who were taken advantage of were humbled. Xiao Sha always felt that he had overreacted instantly, and said coyly: "It's not so exaggerated, it just needs a little time to digest."

The tight jaw line of the secretary finally eased a little, he pursed his lips and moistened them, hiding the embarrassment just now. "It turns out that I still have weight in your heart." He said.

This employee, how many skins do you have?If there are too many, it is recommended to use them for public welfare in the name of the group, instead of showing my depth here!

Xiao Sha always pushed the cleaned cup back to the secretary's arms with a bit of strength: "Young man, I advise you not to over-interpret it."

Xiang secretary didn't push further, took the cup and put it on the bar beside him.

"Do you feel unwell?" asked the secretary with concern.

Mr. Sha shook his head and said, "It's okay now, why don't I take two cold medicines first to prevent it?"

Immediately refused to the secretary: "If you are not sick, you should take less medicine."

Mr. Sha: "...All right."

The experience tonight was too ups and downs, both of them were a little physically and mentally exhausted, one was sitting and the other was standing, but both were in a trance.

Suddenly, colorful fireworks exploded in the dark sky, accompanied by the countdown sounds of the surrounding residents.The new year has arrived unexpectedly, and it seems to be no different from usual.

Amidst the loud noise from the fireworks, he raised his voice to the secretary: "Happy New Year, Mr. Sha."

"Happy New Year, Secretary Xiang." Mr. Sha put his hands over his mouth and used a megaphone, and responded loudly.

The appearance of shouting loudly seemed to be singing to each other on both sides of the hill, and they were amused by each other's funny looks.They watched the grand fireworks in each other's eyes. Lonely and silent often have the most powerful magic power.

Xiao Sha always noticed that the relationship between him and the secretary was quietly getting closer, and some chemical reactions were taking place.

"It's gone?" Mr. Sha suddenly remembered something, and directly stretched out his hand in front of the secretary, with the palm facing up, as if begging, "New Year's greetings without gifts are hooligans."

Xiang secretary grabbed a handful of air and put it in the soft palm of the other party, and said with a smile, "It's on the way."

Mr. Xiaosha, acting as a secretary, made fun of himself, gave a "cut" in great dissatisfaction, and withdrew his hand sullenly.

"Ding--"

The special mobile phone notification sounded at Station Z, Mr. Xiao quickly turned his back and took out his mobile phone. He was surprised to find that: Just at 0 o'clock just now, the big white goose released a new year update.

The big white goose, who never gives fans benefits because of special festivals, has added more!Ye Qingjie!

The big white goose must have asked the master to make a fortune for me, knowing that I, Sha Diao, had a catastrophe last night, so I made a special video to pray for me!

Big White Goose is really the most gentle and considerate person in the world. I did something unfaithful to love, but he actually made a video to comfort me!

For a moment, Xiaosha always felt as if he was under the sunshine of spring, the flowers in the whole Pingyuan were in full bloom overnight, and the breeze was blowing, bringing the sour smell of love.

Shadio, how can you give up so easily?If you fall down, you can stand up, if you lose your first kiss, you can go to the plastic surgery hospital to change your mouth.

Be confident, you are obviously a golden bachelor, why do you look like a warehouse that has been sold at a reduced price?

you can!Sadio, come on! 【3】

After Mr. Sha saw the update of the big white goose, his face gradually warmed up until everything came back to life. Secretary Xiang watched as Mr. Sha subconsciously pressed the screen of his phone to his chest, and then burst into a naive but extremely brilliant smile. smile.

It’s like buying the first batch of Oden after school, or buying a game card after saving pocket money for a long time. The satisfaction and happiness that comes from the heart are rare and luxurious for adults. .

Secretary Xiang was very fortunate, because of himself, this expression appeared on Mr. Sha.It seems that it was worth staying up late to make videos for the first few weeks.

What Secretary Xiang didn't expect was that Xiao Sha didn't even look at himself, left a word, and happily went back to the room with his mobile phone in his hand:

"I don't want your New Year's present!"

With a big white goose, which fool would be rare to get something from the secretary?

Xiaosha always opened the updated video and thought happily.

Big White Goose, here I come!We also spent the first day of the new year together!

The author says:

[1] This ancient text was written casually, please correct me if there are any mistakes in the meaning of the words~

[2] Put on some clothes: From "Little Times", what Nan Xiang said to Gu Li

[3] Adapted from the classic lines of Lu Xiaokui in "Yes! Mr. Shang"

Mr. Sha after knowing the truth: I am an idiot (／‵Д′)／~╧╧

Xiang Secretary: I'm so romantic, I boast about myself