Make sand sculptures, President!

Tonight, some people are tossing and turning, some people can't sleep alone.

Some people are drinking the glass of love, while others want to drink a glass of wine to forget love.

Mr. Sha lay on his side on the bed, with his long hands and legs spread wide like crabs, and he covered every inch of the bed with a dog-planing stroke.The shape of the arched bed looks like a maggot from a distance, but looks like a pig when viewed up close.

All in all it's complicated.

Happy, just happy, happy like the yellow land that has been raining after several years of drought, like the old Wang next door who finally got his hands on a young woman whose neighbor's husband is not at home.

The video playing on the mobile phone still stopped at that frame, and on the screen, a certain popular star was making an exaggerated expression.Xiaosha always bends his legs and clamps the long pillow stuffed in his arms, imagining that he is hugging the big white goose, Ben Goose, scraping his soft face back and forth vigorously, and the bluetooth earphones hanging on his ears have long since fallen off. Which corner of the sheet is it.

It turns out that happiness is like helium. When it gradually fills the limbs, people will feel so relaxed and light.It seems that all the suffering is instantly erased by a frame of editing and a line of dubbing, and the exchange is filled with endless happiness.

Mr. Sha simply took off the other bluetooth headset that was dangling on his ear, and double-clicked the screen with his index finger to restore the video playback.Because he was afraid of attracting the attention of others, he deliberately lowered the volume, but it did not affect the growth of the happiness value at all.

Others here refer to the secretary and only to the secretary.

This time the added video is not long, and it is a very traditional all-star lineup.At the end of the video, the big white goose said in its usual synthesized voice: "Happy New Year everyone."

There are not many bullying and ups and downs in the tone, but it stirs up trouble in Mr. Sha's heart.The boat of love raises its sails just to moor in the bay with white geese.

This unexpected plate of desserts simply supplemented Mr. Sha's sugar for the whole year. He threw away his mobile phone excitedly, wrapped himself around his pillow and started the self-service skewer mode on the bed. Just compare the number of circles around the earth.

"Happy New Year, hubby..."

President Xiao Sha picked up the mobile phone that had been thrown aside again, and kissed the cold screen fiercely, wishing to smear all the saliva on the face of the big white goose along the network cable.

I, Sha Diao, face the sky, face the earth, face the clouds, face the wind, and swear to the flowers and rainbows, I only love the big white goose in my life! 【1】

While kissing selflessly, he twisted wantonly, wishing to twist his legs and waist into salt and pepper marijuana.However, Xishan's physical agility couldn't keep up with his adolescence's brain activity at all. After a few strokes, he felt something was wrong with his bones, as if he stepped on a dry branch on the ground in autumn.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm-"

Lean-waist, the waist gave him a flash!

Sure enough, I am old and useless, and this waist will be depreciated to a scrapped state before it is used much.Xiao Sha, who supported his waist and screamed, wiped his tears and secretly made up his mind:

He wants to speed up the battle to conquer the big white goose before his most glamorous and irresistible years are over!

He has always been a cowardly clown. From today on, he will become an outlaw fanatic like Zhang San [2], and under the cover of the Internet, he will become a generation of stealing thieves that even the Internet police are helpless.Take the initiative, Sadio!Take the initiative to tell the story!

There is no uneatable swan meat in this world, only toads who are not brave!

On the other side, the second bedroom downstairs.

Leaning on the bed to the secretary, with his personal laptop on his lap, his hands are elegantly crossed on his chest.His sharp eyes stared straight at the screen through his glasses, and he set the newly updated video to be played in a loop, and he vowed to precisely grab Mr. Sha's leg in the bullet screen that gradually filled the screen.

However, the job of finding a needle in a haystack is not so easy. After watching it for more than half an hour, Secretary Xiang only felt that he had sudden cataract, glaucoma and corneal detachment, and he saw double images and blurred vision.

The irritability came very suddenly. He suddenly hooked his glasses off the bridge of his nose, threw them on the bedside table beside him, and raised his neck to recall the eye exercises in middle school.

Standing up to the party, standing up to the party, getting the edge~ Close your eyes lightly, sit upright, and relax your legs naturally... 【3】

It was very busy at the end of the year. Since Secretary Xiang and Mr. Sha were forced to live together by the old Mr. Sha last time, they only had private space when they went back to their room at night.I sacrificed my precious sleep time to the secretary. I got thick eye bags, heavy dark circles, and deep myopia. I just smiled for Boss.

The boss smiled, but he was not facing himself, but a virtual paper goose.

The feeling of working so hard to make wedding dresses for others is really terrible. Xiang Tiange still felt a little bit bitter and unwilling. I am not that wronged.

But when he saw such a pure and clean light flashing in Mr. Sha's eyes because of a single person, he, who always claimed to be invulnerable, secretly clenched the soft flesh in his mouth. When he came back to his senses, he had already sensed A smell of blood.

He is as serious as Xiang Tiange, and at this moment he is forced to put on a painful mask that no one would take out: Isn’t it just the carcinogens in the window of the roasting stall that were pierced by iron hooks and still dripping with fat and oil?What a treasure!This kind of organic lean meat, which is pure natural without additives and has passed the international standard test, tastes better in the mouth.

Secretary Xiang suddenly thought of the roast goose rice he ate two days ago, and couldn't help but feel aversion to the analogy he just made.Whether it is a famous college student or a young and Dangerous boy in the street, anyway, even a person who is crazy can't escape the "theorem of scolding himself".

He could think of English probability derivation proofs within 5 minutes, and compiled two English tax law expositions of no less than 1500 words each in one and a half hours, but he couldn't figure out what Xiaosha's general plan was.

Would a normal person not raise the big live geese that they can kiss and kiss around him, instead squatting in the window every day and drooling over the dead thing that only cheats once every few months?

Mr. Xiao Sha really encountered the biggest problem in the secretary's 27 years of life, and the degree of difficulty even formed an inversely positive correlation with the time spent together.

Some people wear vests to build a rich spiritual world for fans, but when they take off the vests, they are abandoned by fans like shoes; people.

Well, he is not only the lucky fat goose who has been favored and cared for by Mr. Sha, but also the unlucky secretary who sent an unspeakable gift and was rejected, the degree of precision is really amazing.

The highest state of human lemons is - I sour myself.

But so what?People will not stop to let the other party realize their stupidity because of short-term failures and setbacks. One day, Secretary Xiang will successfully conquer Xiao Zong, who is immersed in the dream of the Two-dimensional world, with his real personality charm.

Good night, Xiang Tiange, today is also an excellent worker who is not afraid of difficulties!

Just as he was about to exit Station Z, several private messages popped into his interface one after another.Narrowing his eyes to the secretary, he tried to focus his somewhat blurred vision in one place before he could see the letter's ID clearly.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Goose Happy New Year, Chirp Mi!

@大白鹿的小甜饼: You actually updated it!

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Goose, you are so kind, you are really a fan, I really don’t like the wrong person (*~3~)╭

Immediately afterwards, the secretary saw a light brown puppet bear wiggling its fat ass.

If Secretary Xiang can make himself into a ghost video, then at this moment, his expression should be exactly the same as that of the old man on the subway, and a series of question marks with colorful colorful special effects will appear above his head.

Good guy, in my impression, this big fan should have always been very self-denying and respectful, and in the new year, he directly became a long-term resident of Pansi Cave.Why, is the speed of turning a demon into a spirit so fast now?

With three points of discomfort, three points of doubt, and four points of are you okay, he slowly asked the secretary a question mark.

@胖美大白鹿:?

Soon, there was a reply. The enthusiastic attitude and sticky words made Secretary Xiang instantly regain the itching feeling of being bitten by mosquitoes in the library in the summer when he was in college.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Actually, I have been restraining my feelings for you before, but in the new year I want to be myself again.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: I don’t want to suppress my truest emotions, I want to be an honest fan~

Although Secretary Xiang felt that the fan's keepreal attitude was in the wrong place, he still replied out of politeness to the big fan of the funder.

@胖美大白鹿: Happy New Year, I wish you to be who you want to be in the new year.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Thank you Goose!The me I want to be is the me who bravely admits that I like you so much [shy]

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Actually, before midnight, I encountered some unpleasant things, and I was a little depressed at first [crack] but after seeing your update, I feel better again!

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Thank you for always accompanying me through the difficult times, you are the star duck that illuminates me in those dark times (cross out) Bah, you are a goose, I can’t mention other animals [knock]

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Goose and goose fly with confidence, and the cookies will always accompany you [blow kiss]

@胖美大白鹿: Thank you for your likes and encouragement.

@胖美大白鹿: It's getting late, I'm going to bed, and you too, please go to bed early.

Secretary Xiang was exhausted in his tactics, obviously because he didn't want to discuss this topic in depth.As an Internet blogger, he has always made the relationship between himself and his fans very clear.In the muddy water of the Internet, once you step into it, it will inevitably stir up the mud underneath. Secretary Xiang doesn't want to get too entangled with the virtual identity, and naturally he won't relapse because of this benefactor who has invested in the fruits of ordinary people's hard work for a lifetime.

They can only be ordinary fans and UP hosts, and communication should be limited to ordinary daily greetings instead of developing some excessive ambiguity.

Perhaps hurt by his cold and perfunctory attitude, the other party stopped for a few minutes without speaking, and just after the secretary thought that this strange conversation tonight had ended successfully, the phone rang again.

Big White Goose Cookies: Still there?Sleep powder?

... Is this the more frustrated and braver?

Life is always so unexpected. Tonight, someone paid for his romantic intentions by mistake, and someone actually recommended a pillow mat to the UP owner he likes.

To the secretary: It's outrageous.

Mr. Sha: SOS, why did I type out what was in my mind! ! ! !

The author says:

[1] Adapted from "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower" Murong Yunhai Hot Air Balloon Confession classic lines

[2] It comes from teacher Luo Xiang, because every criminal in the case he talked about is called "Zhang San"

[3] The prompt sound of eye exercises... Help me, I am really serious about recalling

Big White Goose: According to the current situation, I should be sleepy

Cookie: I can’t fall asleep all the time, don’t worry, I brought all the pillows, the doctor suggested that I sleep next to you

Friends can come to my Weibo to see the same emoticon pack~