Make sand sculptures, President!

Zhong Zhi obviously didn't expect that two people with secrets would appear in his lounge at the same time, when he saw Shadio pushing the door and entering, he subconsciously cast his eyes to the sofa beside him.

Where there is Xiang Tiange, there is only a fresh and hot butt mark left to prove that there was someone here just now.

"Why are you here? You're here again?" Zhong Zhi turned his head to look at the uninvited guest, and couldn't find any compliments in his tone, "It's been so many years, do you still think you're not cheap enough?"

Mr. Xiaosha replied: "Waiting for a rabbit is about perseverance, you don't understand."

Zhong Zhi laughed: "The man who waited for the rabbit once bumped into one, how about you? You haven't even caught a handful of hairs, so stop touching porcelain idioms."

Zhong Zhi and Sha Di Ao are old acquaintances, two years older than Sha Di Ao. When the two met, Zhong Zhi had just established Station Z, and he was still running his team of more than a dozen people in the innovation and entrepreneurship office of the school. .The two are out of character, one is very talkative, and they have been friends who can chat all the way. They are still in frequent contact after graduating from university.

It's just that the indestructible friendship between the two has undergone a qualitative change after Zhong Zhi poked Sha Di Ao's Z-station ID and made fun of it, and a very conspicuous and difficult-to-repair crack appeared.

Zhong Zhi has always felt that there is a high probability that Shadi Ao has money and has nowhere to spend it, so he always tries to spend money to pay for his sins.The dignified domineering president who turned his hands into clouds and turned his hands into rain, and stomped his feet and shook the whole city, couldn't do anything to a mere UP master.Every year at the awards ceremony, I would come here to lower my status and work as a part-time paparazzi and private detective for one night, just to see the true face of the idol.

Failed every year and never gave up every year. With this perseverance and fighting spirit, Zhong Zhi felt that Sha Diao alone could volunteer the blood of all the fresh senior high school students for [-] days.

Zhong Zhi, as the operation president of station Z, naturally became the only springboard for Sha Diao on his way to star chasing.Whenever Sha Diao shoots his arrogant eyes at himself, Zhong Zhi can read "I'll give you three seconds, I want to know all the information about that man".

Good guy, you agreed to chase stars quietly, you agreed to pay attention silently, and you agreed to never disturb?With such a wolf-like, hungry and thirsty expression, he also said that he didn't want the photo feed of the big white goose?

That night, if Zhong Zhi, who forgot to take his mobile phone, caught Shadiao, a doggy dog, at the door of his office, this duplicity would have rushed in and tried to hack his computer.In order to steal the resume of the big white goose, the unsmiling monsters on the covers of major magazines and in countless news headlines have been willing to sell their lust to the cleaning aunt of other companies.

Xiang Tiange, you can take care of yourself, your big fan of the benefactor has a bad tendency to develop into an illegitimate child!

To be honest, Zhong Zhi really admired this pair of master and servant, the two of them faced each other day and night, one didn't know that the idol was actually my secretary, and the other didn't know that the boss had become my benefactor.As a result, his lemon heart was sandwiched between two biscuits with their own peculiarities, and it didn't taste sour either way.

How could Zhong Zhi miss such a wonderful plot where the secretary presses the president and UP sleeps with fans, but from the perspective of God, he is really exhausted by the progress bar of these two people, and he can't wait to double the speed to cross the recognition and love , and manually opened the copy on the bed for the two of you.

Zhong Zhi glanced at the gift bag in Sha Di Ao's hand, and already guessed why the other party came.This small paper bag may be just a cover-up, who knows if it is an apology gift or family planning supplies?No way, no way, just a while ago, I was shamelessly trying to recommend myself online and was rejected. Today, I am looking for an opportunity to directly engage in offline delivery?

Zhong Zhi: Today's young people are too bold, I don't want my company's awards ceremony to become a scene of anti-pornography, hey!

Zhong Zhi thought about it, but decided to throw cold water on him: "Stop busy, no one came."

Sha Diao was stunned for a second, his eyes quickly darkened, and his tone was quite normal: "I know."

"Knowing that you are still looking for depression? Is your group going to close down? Is it so idle?" Zhong Zhi said helplessly, "You use this time to work overtime. Your old Sha family has already rushed out of the earth and realized interstellarization."

Shadio: "I just want to see him once, is there really no chance?"

You two are in close contact every day, and you still need me to create a p opportunity?Zhong Zhi was so annoyed that it was hard to break through, so he could only insinuate: "You don't know that distance creates beauty, do you? Who can say for sure what is far away in the sky and right in front of you?"

Shadio pondered for a moment: "What you said in this scene is even less nutritious than the New Year greetings I gave to the employees at the annual meeting."

...It's hopeless, you deserve to be played around by Xiang Tiange for the rest of your life!People are already trying to find a way to pick off your clothes, and you don't even know they're wearing a vest, so how can you do that?

All the conversations fell into the ears of the third party who was hiding not far away word by word. Xiang Tiange curled up and compressed his body to the extent that he could be stuffed into a suitcase, listening carefully to Xiao Sha and Zhong Zhong. stopped conversation.

What I thought was a whim, turned out to be taken so seriously for so many years.Knowing that Mr. Sha has been trying to run into him at the award ceremony, the sense of loss of repeated failures successfully infected Secretary Xiang, and he also felt uncomfortable.

Although Secretary Xiang is a person whose rationality dominates his sensibility, he also has people and things that he can't ask for, so he can understand this sour mood.

Unconsciously, the scumbag sighed silently to the secretary. He didn't know if it was because of lack of oxygen after squatting for a long time. He suddenly wanted to do something impulsive, for example, stand up and call out his name.

I am your secretary and your favorite big white goose. I am your super partner during the day and your soulmate at night.

In a room, someone is filming the eavesdropping incident, someone is making sandwich biscuits, and someone... someone is humble.

"Anyway, give this to him for me." The sound of the paper bag rubbing against the cloth was loud, and it sounded harsh to the secretary, "It's a help."

Zhong Zhi took his chin and tapped on the paper bag, and took it without haste: "Yo, what is this?"

Xiao Sha's expression was not natural: "You know that you still have to hurt me too much? It's fine if you don't help me as a brother, but you have to step on two more feet. You can do it!"

Zhong Zhi looked innocent, thinking of the other party hiding behind the sofa, he deliberately raised his voice: "What do I know? Is it because you want to be a boyfriend fan, or is it because of the failed delivery?"

Xiang Secretary: What takeaway?for me?Stopped by Zhong Zhi?Also, the boss turned out to be my boyfriend fan?

Mr. Sha: Put yourself on the big white goose bed = delivery, SOS, I will never be able to look directly at the delivery again!

"Your mind is full of dirty things, your father, I will shut down and restart for you!" Mr. Xiao Sha immediately rushed forward and fought with Zhong Zhi, "I think you don't want to go on stage later! "

Zhong Zhi didn't expect Sha Di Ao to suddenly go crazy, and he was thrown down on the sofa when he couldn't stand still, and then he was hit by the latter's embroidered fists and kicks like raindrops.

"Shadiao! If you move again, I will block the big white goose!"

"you dare?!"

The movement of the two adult men fighting close to each other was too loud. Either their fists flew out of the boundary line, or the shape of a foot protruded from their backs. Xiang Secretary, who was hiding behind the sofa, was deeply affected, and he was hit silently several times. Exhaling, he could only cover his mouth tightly in sadness.

Zhong Zhi, who had completely resisted under the oppression, directly lifted the mad dog straddling him off the sofa with all his strength.Poor Xiaosha made a beautiful 360-degree turn, rubbed the edge of the sofa and fell into the gap behind.

Zhong Zhi: I don’t need to use force for the demo, you think I’m easy to push down... Wucao, I forgot that there is a person behind the sofa!

Xiao Sha always felt that he flew up and fell heavily on another person.

Mr. Sha, who had experienced a big pendulum and free fall, pressed his butt on the man's waist at the moment. Under the round buttocks was a firm muscle texture, which was quite comfortable, and he didn't even want to move. open.Not long after, he heard a very light but painful enough moan. Mr. Sha lowered his head and saw that the poor child, who was overwhelmed by his own Mount Tai, was lying face down on the ground, looking like he was already in a state of residual blood.

"Sorry." Xiao Sha always got up from the person, and stretched out his hand to pull him up, "Are you okay?"

But the man was indifferent to the hand he stretched out to the side, and kept his face down all the time. It seemed that he wanted to be corrupted into the nourishment of the land.

After a long time, the man seemed to have made great efforts and struggles, and finally sighed and spoke: "I'm fine, Mr. Sha."

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Help, why does this guy in a hoodie, jeans and sneakers have the exact same voice as my secretary in a suit?

Shocked, Mr. Sha straddled the man's back with a single step, grabbed the hoodie and hooded him and strangled him up: "Say, why are you imitating my secretary's voice? You were sent by my opponent A commercial spy approaching me?"

Secretary Xiang was strangled until he was almost breathless, so he could only grab Mr. Sha's hand with his backhand to try to make him let go.

Murdered my husband!No, murdered the goose!

Zhong Zhi saw that the scene was so chaotic that he didn't know what show was playing, so he quickly turned over and pulled Sha Di Ao's hand away: "Fool, this is your puppet... ugly secretary!"

"You're an idiot! My secretary isn't ugly at all... what? This is my secretary?!"

Xiaosha was so frightened that he let go of his hand, and immediately slapped the secretary back to the original place, like a puddle of asphalt that had just been crushed by a road roller.

"It's me, Mr. Sha."

Xiang Secretary, who was crushed twice by Mount Tai and faced with a positive face, struggled to get up, Xiao Sha finally found out that the person dressed in a student-like manner was really his secretary.

Xiaosha always remembered that the conversation between him and Zhong Zhi was overheard verbatim, and he suddenly felt ashamed that he didn't have any underwear left, and almost fainted.

"You've been eavesdropping here just now?"

"What did you hear?"

"Forget everything, just pretend I've never been here!"

Mr. Xiaosha turned his mouth into a machine gun when he got excited, and fired indiscriminately, leaving Secretary Xiang with no chance to intervene.

"Mr. Sha, take a break and keep questioning me, how should I answer you?" Xiang Secretary was helpless.

Xiao Sha always pouted: "I'll give you a chance to confess and be lenient!"

He said sincerely to the secretary: "I heard everything."

I said, little brother, you forgot the art of communicating with people after work, wouldn't it be too abrupt to directly sentence me to death when you came up!

"You! Don't you know you lied to me?" Xiao Sha always felt that he was losing face, and wanted to scratch his head in frustration. After thinking about it, he was somewhat reluctant to spend half an hour glueing his head, so he turned around and went to grab the secretary. Hair that looks soft and fluffy.

Xiang secretary withstood the love from his boss and said, "It's not good to lie." Although I was about to start lying.

Mr. Xiao Sha died and asked: "Didn't you go to the class reunion?"

Secretary Xiang responded with ease: "Senior Zhong is also my classmate."

"You two are so different in this life! When you were freshman and I was senior, Zhong Zhi has been a social person for two years!" Mr. Sha was very dissatisfied with this messy relationship between classmates, "How do you know each other?" of?"

At this moment, Zhong Zhi was the first to help out and lie: "Xiao Xiang participated in an innovation and entrepreneurship competition when he was in college, and I met him when I returned to school to give a lecture."

Nodding to the secretary: "That's right."

Xiaosha's suspicious eyes flicked back and forth between the two, and he didn't seem to believe him: "I just met an acquaintance, why are you changing clothes?"

In Mr. Xiaosha's view, Secretary Xiang wears suits and leather shoes to and from get off work every day, and he never pretends to show others. If he has to change clothes, he will either be dirty or rotten.Before he came in, Secretary Xiang and Zhong Zhi used to be alone in the room, and there was no trace of eating or drinking here, so naturally the clothes would not be stained.Why do you need to change clothes if you chat normally, unless...

Qin Beast Zhong Zhi won't use the name of alumni meeting here to secretly mess with pure juniors!

Read Mr. Sha's unrealistic reasoning to the secretary, and held down the boss who was about to get angry first, and said gently: "I looked at the special guests, some of whom I know from my usual dealings. I'm lazy and don't want to go off work It's just time to deal with it, so I changed my clothes." The main thing is that I don't want to be recognized by you, who knows that you just fell from the sky.

Mr. Xiao Sha snorted, raised his hand and straightened the wrinkled suit just now because of the fight: "I don't believe you just came here to catch up with Zhong Zhi."

With sharp eyes, Secretary Xiang saw the black bracelet slipping from the cuff and the cartoon head flashing inside.He recognized that this was a support bracelet issued by his fans at the door, and the one on it was the same cartoon doll that sat in the venue for him.

"Mr. Sha, what is this?" He stretched out his index finger to the secretary, lightly picked up the black bracelet, and moved the lifelike goose head along the inside to everyone's sight.

Zhong Zhi: Oh huh~

Mr. Sha: Oh, it's over!

Mr. Xiao Sha withdrew his hand in a swish, and tightly clutched his wrist: "The little girl outside forced it on me!"

"Oh?" Xiang Secretary curled his lower lip, "But it wasn't there when I came in just now."

"Treatment only for handsome guys, okay?" Mr. Xiaosha pretended to be calm on the surface, but in fact, the back of the ear was red and burning.

In just a few minutes, being eavesdropped by the secretary and even seeing his secret with his own eyes, Xiaosha always felt that if he stayed any longer, he would lose this secret completely within a few more minutes!

It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, anyway, the big white goose will not be seen, so retreat quickly before Secretary Xiang can react!

Mr. Xiaosha clenched his fist and put it near his mouth, coughing heavily: "Have you finished chatting with this cheap classmate? We'll go home after chatting!"

"It's over." Secretary Xiang had nothing to do with the fried quail in front of him, he could only follow his wishes, get up and bid farewell to Zhong Zhi, "Brother Zhong, let's go first."

Zhong Zhi hurriedly waved his hands: "Let's go, let's go, if you want to quarrel, you can go home and close the door to make a fuss, don't be awkward with me!"

Secretary Xiang followed Mr. Sha and left the lounge, and the award ceremony was about to start, but Mr. Sha, who ran into the secretary by accident, had no chance to stay at the scene to observe.

When passing the bathroom, Mr. Sha stopped suddenly, turned his head and looked at the secretary seriously:

"Can you change your suit back?"

To the secretary: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Sha always said: "Others like you will only have two ideas."

"One, I forced ignorant male students to commit themselves to me. Two, Shadi Group illegally employed child labor."

To the secretary: ... just talking.

The author says:

Zhong Zhi: I am just the boss of Station Z, but I worry about the lifelong affairs of my UP master and his fans every day!

Set up a flag, let Mr. Sha lose his horse as soon as possible!