Make sand sculptures, President!

Xiao Sha, who thought he was a night walker but didn't know that he was already dancing in the sun, struggled for a long time, but instead of catching the big white goose, he bit the secretary's hook by himself.

Jiang Taigong didn't use bait, at least he took a straight hook. Secretary Xiang was so good that he could pull his big fat fish out of the muddy water without even taking the bait.Secretary Xiang is simply his doomed nemesis!

Xiaosha always doubted that he should go to Weibo to post an expert account of Tarot divination or magic stick witch, so he hurriedly calculated whether he and Secretary Xiang's birthday horoscopes were contradictory.As a very firm member of the Socialist Communist Youth League who retired from the Communist Youth League over the age, Mr. Xiaosha had to temporarily put down the banner of materialism that he held high all the way——

When I was sending messages with the big white goose, the secretary broke into the door, was broken by the secretary, and I put sand sculptures in the shower, and was overheard by the secretary giving an apology to the big white goose... The secretary was always there so precisely, just and coincidentally. The same point on the layer of secret window paper was poked back and forth, and anyone would not be able to resist immediately picking up the dross of feudal superstition!

The big white goose is like a little lover who has been coquettishly hidden in his own golden house. They belong to the three-no relationship with no official status, no definite relationship, and no legal protection. .

Mr. Sha personally built a defense tower that even missiles can't penetrate, and hid the big white goose in it. He didn't know that Xiang Secretary went straight all the way with his bare hands, and now he almost killed him directly at the door.

Boss Xiaosha felt that his secretary had some other purpose. What was abominable was that, facing his own artillery attack, he always acted as innocent and had nothing to do with him. I wonder if I'm overthinking it.

Mr. Sha on the co-pilot clenched his seat belt tightly, stirring his ten fingers desperately, the poor seat belt formed a hideous and distorted appearance on his face.

All in all, the only thing Mr. Sha can do now is to use all his efforts to tightly cover the vest on his body.After all, compared to the exposure of the same ID of the girly and sticky cute girl, it seems that there is nothing unacceptable about being smashed by the secretary to watch sand sculptures.Xiao Sha was really afraid of misunderstood him by the secretary, and then "helped" him develop some unwarranted and strange hobbies, such as women's clothing.

Thinking of this, Mr. Sha secretly glanced at Secretary Xiang who was driving seriously beside him.Secretary Xiang didn't change all his clothes, but just followed his own will and put on a suit jacket over the sweater.The lively sweater neutralized Banzheng's dull business demeanor, which lost a touch of the charm of a mature man to the secretary, and added a touch of vitality that should belong to his age.

Xiaosha always thought of the boy who was crushed by him just now, with a flicker of panic in his eyes.It is completely clean and pure, as if it has not been contaminated with a trace of social impurities, like a newly melted glacier and a new sprout, fully satisfying my expectations and imagination for youth.Perhaps it was caused by his overly mature manners and pretentious handling of things, but he always forgot the sad fact that his secretary was three years younger than himself.

Three years old is a very long ditch.It shows that he and Secretary Xiang couldn't be in a certain stage at the same time before. When he was worrying about how to reject the girls in the next class, Secretary Xiang was still reading ah Bobaide [1] after the teacher, and so on.But tonight, he really smelled the youthful feeling hidden behind Xiang's stubbornness, which was deliberately grown up.

Facing Secretary Xiang like that, Xiao Sha completely fell into a trap of ignorance that belongs only to young people.It was difficult for him to take his lingering and nostalgic eyes away from this boy.

He didn't realize that the only rose in his heart had grown a thick branch unknowingly, and was quietly gestating a new bloom—to put it simply and crudely, it was derailing the spirit of the big white goose.

Xiao Sha is always thinking about what kind of things a person who obviously has a particularly sunny smile has experienced, so that he can hide from the secretary that precious temperament that may become a weakness because he is regarded as childish.Every time at this time, I unconsciously have a strong desire to protect this big boy—although most of the time it is this big boy who is doing his best to play the role of protecting himself.

The two people with their own concerns kept a very harmonious silence. If the frontal conflict in the lounge just now was a typhoon passing through, at this moment, the eye of the typhoon happened to be above their heads, and the next whirlpool wind and rain area was about to arrive on the battlefield [2].

While waiting for the red light, seeing Xiao Sha's expression on the secretary's face was unhappy, he asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Mr. Xiao Sha said in a strange way: "Thanks to you, I'm back home. It's nice to know you." It's better not to know you!

Secretary Xiang expected that Xiaosha was still in a fit of anger, so he didn't want to say more, for fear that the cat would get angry and jump out of the car door like last time when he was drunk.

"I have been your secretary for so long, and I know what to listen to and what not to hear." After hearing a very small "hum", Xiang Secretary couldn't help but said, "If this is what you think is very private And embarrassing things, I am willing to pretend to be deaf and dumb for you, and help you guard your secrets—even though I don't know the specific facts."

Hiding in the dark and wanting to hunt, Secretary Xiang collected the net in advance. Although he failed to play the vest with Mr. Sha in person, he at least confirmed some things.

Secretary Xiang is a very smart detail monster, even if there are only a few fragments of evidence, it is enough to support his logical thinking to restore the real "crime scene" and pinpoint the identity of the real murderer.What he heard behind the sofa tonight has exceeded the basic information requirements of his reasoning.

Mr. Sha, danger!

It was known before tonight that Xiaosha always followed the video of the big white goose secretly, and gave a reaction to the remix version of "Love River" on the night of the team building of the president's office, and was overjoyed by the big white goose's New Year addition in front of him.To sum up, Xiaosha is always a big white goose, that is, his fan.

And after a round of passive evidence collection tonight, the secretary was inexplicably prostituted with a lot of key evidence.

Key clue [-]: Xiao Sha has always been a big white goose at the station Z awards ceremony for many years, which proves that he is a very qualified old fan.As a new UP host back then, Secretary Xiang had some impressions of his old fans who had been following him, and the scope narrowed down quite a bit.

Key clue [-]: Zhong Zhi's words "far away in the sky and close in front of us" refer to himself, which further proves that Xiao Sha is always a loyal fan of Big White Goose, and is the kind of person who is very eager to meet each other.

Key clue [-]: Mr. Sha went to the scene today. In addition to being an idol, the more important thing is to give gifts to the big white goose to express his apology for doing something wrong.In response to this matter, Zhong Zhi mentioned "boyfriend fans" and food delivery, which hit the point of the other party's rage.Zhong Zhi is the only one who understands this matter, every word he said is worth pondering.

Recently, Secretary Xiang only encountered one thing that was not very pleasant to get along with fans, that is, the loyal fan of the gold master wanted to be a UP sister-in-law.The noble white goose was still thinking that this was just a dream, but now, he only wants to help his dear fans realize this wish.

Suppressing the upturned corners of the secretary's mouth, he forced himself to remain expressionless, but in fact, he began to blow the suona happily in his heart.He lied to Mr. Sha just now, and he has actually restored Mr. Sha's jigsaw puzzle in sevens and eighty-eight, but he decided to create the illusion for Mr. Sha that "you can still go wild without losing the horse".

Only by personally poking and provoking Xiang Secretary's vicious teasing mentality that he can't satisfy him, and letting Mr. Xiaosha self-explode can make him enjoy real happiness. Maybe this is his strange sexual addiction?

Some people seem to ignore me on the surface, but secretly make my crooked cookies.Shaking his head dotingly to the secretary, as if saying "You, you, what should I do?"

Xiao Sha, who had no idea that he had lost his horse, felt a little sorry when he heard Xiang Secretary's somewhat aggrieved speech.How can a boss be so psychopathic that he would force his secretary to be a deaf-mute?

"Hey you...why are you always like this." Mr. Sha, who was deeply condemned by himself, twitched his fingers and squirmed in self-defeating embarrassment, "That's not what I mean. You've been with me for so long. Do you know who you are?"

Hearing the words to the secretary, he asked: "Then what kind of person am I?"

"Hmm...absolutely submit to the employer's orders, and will not have second thoughts about the employer." Xiao Sha thought for a while, and said something that was absolutely unmistakable, which was to seal the secretary's mouth through encouraging bribery.

But I have already had a double heart for you, and I still have this kind of double heart.He coughed lightly to the secretary, pretending to be calm: "Thank you, Mr. Sha, for your approval."

"I really trust you and treat you as my own." Mr. Sha turned his head and looked at his secretary very solemnly, almost crying, "You won't let me down, right? Our common secret, if you tell it, I wish you yyds forever."

He raised his eyebrows at the secretary and asked, "Eternal God?"

Sha always shook his head and corrected: "Single forever."

Xiang Secretary: ...you cursed yourself in like this, do you know that?

Based on the principle of being loved by his own fans, Secretary Xiang agreed very foolishly: "I promise you."

Taking advantage of the red light, Mr. Xiao grabbed the corner of the secretary's clothes, picked up his right hand on the joystick, and made a number six, touching it with his own.

At the moment when the six and six coincided, the two people's different body temperatures slowly exchanged with the skin they got along with each other. Mr. Sha smiled childishly, and said to the secretary: "If you pull the hook, don't go back on your word."

Secretary Xiang, who had inexplicably received a benefit, felt a little dizzy, and even suspected that he might no longer be suitable for driving. On the way back, he was a little swaying, and he stepped on the accelerator a little harder, and he drove back to the gate of the villa not long after.

Xiao Sha, who missed the award ceremony, was quite unwilling. Although he couldn't see the heroic appearance of the big white goose himself, he also didn't want to miss the glorious moment when the big white goose's name was read out - UP won the award, fans were honored, Xiao As a die-hard fan, Mr. Sha naturally wants to witness every memorable moment of his idol.

He looked at the digital clock on the screen of his mobile phone. It was only over an hour before the awards ceremony started, and he was still in time for the ongoing live broadcast.

Ask the secretary: "Mr. Sha, do you want to get out of the car first or wait for me to stop?"

"I'll get out of the car first!" Mr. Sha let go of the seat belt with one hand, and the other hand couldn't wait to turn on the Bluetooth in the phone, and pushed the door to get out of the car as if his butt was on fire, "Bye!"

After escaping from the secretary's sight, Mr. Sha immediately inserted the fully charged Bluetooth headset into the ear canal, and clicked on the Z station APP that he was thinking about.

"Live link, live link, where is it? It's here!" Mr. Sha's index finger twitched and pointed at the screen. For the first time, he felt that the unique opening screen dynamics of distinguished members were too long, "Hey, why is there no sound?" Son……"

The live broadcast interface has been successfully loaded, Xiao Sha only saw the mouths of the two hosts flying wildly, turning into a lip challenge in the silent film.

Something is wrong, it seems that there was no sound when the screen was opened just now...

Wait, no!With trembling hands, Mr. Sha switched to the setting interface of the mobile phone system, clicked on the Bluetooth, and saw that it was not "Di Ao's AirPods", but a combination of numbers and letters, what a familiar combination.

After the huge shock, he was like a rusty machine, twisting and turning back to look at the motionless luxury car, his face was ashen, and his heart was ashes.

Just now, his mobile phone was connected to his car Bluetooth, and his secretary was sitting in the car.

Rewinding the time to 1 minute ago, Secretary Xiang, who was about to put the car into the garage in gear, should have heard a sudden voice from the car stereo:

"Long time no see, Big White Goose's cookies! Log in to station Z, unlock happiness——"

In the cold wind, Mr. Sha slapped his handsome face left and right with both hands, more ruthless than the original partner who tore up Xiaosan angrily.

Snapped!Let you pretend to be a super member!

Clap!Let you monkey rush and even Bluetooth to take the initiative to give away the head!

Clap clap!You didn't protect the big white goose so that this sad and beautiful underground relationship was exposed!

My secretary got my secret, lol, I'm dead.

Good night, this world is the kind of good night with eyes closed [3]!

The author says:

【1】Transliteration of Chinese Pinyin

【2】Typhoon: It is composed of the peripheral strong wind area, the vortex wind and rain area, and the typhoon eye. If there is a strong sinking movement in the center of the typhoon eye, there will be no clouds and rain

[3] Once you close your eyes, your whole life will pass, ha~ from the sketch "Not bad for money"

Mr. Sha: (Dangerous speech) Maybe I think the young...

Xiang Secretary: (Pushes the boss directly) Don’t even think about it, the next year is the right way

after falling off

Secretary Xiang: I tried so hard to act, but you blew yourself up so quickly?

Mr. Sha: (expletive)