Make sand sculptures, President!

Making up his mind to pretend that he didn't know anything, Xiang Secretary was dumbfounded when he heard the voice from the car stereo.Xiaosha always has to like the big white goose so much that he can be so reckless that he even connects the wrong Bluetooth?

This impromptu self-explosion without prior organization was a bit beyond his comprehension. The split crotch when the splits fell to the ground and the sudden sound breaking when presiding over the flag-raising ceremony were not so caught off guard.I imagined many ways for Mr. Sha to admit his identity to the secretary, but he never imagined that the culprit who finally pushed Mr. Sha to a desperate situation would be the inexplicably connected car Bluetooth——

How should I put it, although there is speechlessness in the mental retardation, this behavior is very small, Mr. Sha.

Relying on his concentration and speed of acceptance beyond ordinary people, Secretary Xiang accepted the final hammer of "Xiao Sha is always the little cookie of the big white goose", and began to think about how to deal with it smoothly, as if he was a few ahead of plan. The dynasty's lost horse incident.

This wave... This wave needs to be coaxed, but simple coaxing is definitely not going to work. It is estimated that Xiao Sha will shrink back into his shell and shut himself up at this moment.

Outside the big villa like a palace, a middle-aged youth who made a mistake is adjudicating himself, a young man who loves fans helplessly covers his face, and there is a top-end luxury car hiding his merits and fame.

A slap in the face didn't take him out of the world, nor was it enough to make him lose his memory.After Mr. Sha failed to repair it in situ, he could only walk towards the enemy's camp with the pace of walking dead.If today is his death day, in the face of the ruthless ridicule and sarcasm of the enemy, he will also show his unyielding character, and end his life that should have been brilliant when facing rumors and misunderstandings head-on.

Come on, Secretary Xiang, a real sand sculpturer is not afraid of the contempt of people and the test of losing a horse. Even if he has no clothes to wear, he will desperately guard this body that was born for sand sculptures.A domineering president collapsed in the secretary's heart, and in the parallel world, a real and lonely hero awakened at night for the righteous way of happiness in the world.

I, Sha Diao, was a brave sand sculpture fighter in life, and I will become a valuable sand sculpture specimen in death.

Mr. Xiaosha exhausted his last bit of strength and dignity, maintaining the image of the overlord who was about to be blown away with the wind.He bent his index finger, tapped the window next to the driver's seat with his second knuckle, and ordered in a cold voice: "I, your leader, turn off the engine and get out of the car, and spare your life."

As long as he is angry enough, the embarrassment of falling off the horse will not be able to catch up with him, and this matter will be transformed from the president's inadvertent exposure of his nature to the secretary peeping at the boss's privacy without anyone noticing, and the contradiction will be successfully transferred.

Mr. Xiaosha is almost fascinated by his own wit. If he hadn’t been born in a mine, he should be an excellent researcher of grafting technology. Maybe he can contribute wisdom and shine to the food cause of the motherland and the food and clothing problems of human beings like Mr. Yuan. .

Inside the car window, Secretary Xiang turned a deaf ear to him, and finally lowered the car window a little impatiently amidst three very oppressive knocks.

A good point is just a little bit, the gap is only enough to fit a **** finger, no more.

Look at his wonderful secretary!Can't help but want to launch a coup and force the palace to rebel?Although he broke out the sand sculpture scandal, the general trend is not over, and it is still the world of his old Sha family at this moment.

Xiaosha always felt that his majesty had received an unprecedented challenge. He punched the car window and gritted his teeth: "Xiang Tiange! Get out of the car immediately!"

Secretary Xiang crossed his hands on the steering wheel and leaned forward halfway, with a very casual posture. "You are getting angry now, and I will only add fuel to the fire if I go out." He turned his face slightly to look at the big cat with its teeth and claws outside the window, and squinted his eyes behind the lens, "You need to calm down."

"I don't need it." Mr. Xiao Sha moved half a step closer to the car window, wishing to put his face on it, "I just need to make sure to sew your mouth shut."

Looking at the secretary, Xiaosha's nose was always squeezed by the car window, and he couldn't help stretching the muscles at the corners of his eyes, which gradually rose in a few seconds of silence. "What do you want me to shut up?" Xiang Secretary looked at him through the glass, his tone was so calm that it was unusual, "Is it because you pay too much attention to an Internet blogger, or do you have a social nickname that is too girly? ?”

The girl's nickname is Xiaosha, always bear it.Isn't it just a social nickname, Secretary Xiang doesn't know who the big white goose is, so naturally he doesn't understand the deep meaning in it, so it's fine if he prevaricates a few words to fool him.

It's just that the word "over-concern" is used very incisively, and it highly summarizes the unilateral relationship between Mr. Sha and the big white goose.Even though the inappropriateness in it was deliberately diluted, but when it was said to the secretary, it naturally carried a taste of wanting to cover up and talking, which was very tormenting, and people couldn't help but follow the clues and start thinking about it repair.Xiaosha made a decision and Xiang Secretary felt that he and the big white goose were out of the ordinary, and the alarm bell in his heart, no, it was the air defense alarm that went off instantly.

Deliberately probing words coupled with rebellious actions that he would never do on weekdays, Xiang Secretary is like an advance death squad. He is not afraid of the fierce artillery fire from his boss. He steps on the landmine when he sees it.

Heh, man, of course it is to block everything you see and hear tonight.If this was in the feudal period, Mr. Sha, as the master, would have already given his secretary dumb drugs. How could he have the opportunity to block himself here?

"Get out of the car, let's talk." Mr. Sha has already tried his best to provide the secretary with a civilized communication environment, "It's not your fault, but we need to be open and honest."

Glancing down at the secretary, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the boss's hard, diamond-like fist at the edge of his suit pants, as if he was silently saying, "Did you see this fist, it's about to hit your face."Without any hesitation, he said no to the secretary about the friendly negotiations destined to lead to violence and bloodshed: "I don't think this is a good time. At least you are not ready to talk to me rationally."

Mr. Sha always kept a honey smile on his face, forcing himself to show his eight teeth: "I'm fine now." Well, it's in Mahler Gobi.jpg

How can a person be processed to bring out the most extreme meaty aroma?Mr. Xiao directly memorized a book "Xiang Tiange's One Hundred Cooking Methods" on the spot. The cooking methods covered frying and steaming, and the operating tools included pots and pans.

Secretary Xiang in the car saw the terrifying green light in his boss's eyes, without further ado, put down the handbrake, shifted back to the forward gear, and at the same time lifted his foot to release the pedal.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Mr. Sha, who had witnessed the whole process of the secretary starting the car, stood by the door, followed the black car and moved forward slowly, trying to make himself a human roadblock to stop the secretary who was about to leave the scope of his supervision .

As usual, Secretary Xiang's voice came from the driver's seat: "I'm leaving for a while, I'll give you some time to calm down."

"I'm calm! You're not calm!" Regardless of the danger, Xiaosha stuck the rear mirror with one hand and the doorknob with the other, wanting to be covered with suckers like a creeper, "Where are you going? You just can't wait to get out." Spread my secrets and let others laugh at me, I won't let you succeed!"

Faced with the boss's unscrupulous confession, the secretary felt a little helpless and disappointed, but he still tried his best to restrain his temper.He gritted his teeth and his lips trembled a little: "Is that how you look at me?"

Although Xiaosha always felt that it was really inappropriate to speculate on others like this, but now the impulsive attribute has the upper hand, obviously he can't filter his words one by one.People always forget to consider the other person's feelings when facing the closest person, and Xiaosha is no exception.

"What do you want me to think of you?" Mr. Sha said loudly, "If you are wronged, I will not be wronged?"

Secretary Xiang didn't reply, and stepped on the accelerator silently, letting the car escape from the speed of the second training ground of the driving school subject.If this continues, it will only increase misunderstandings and cause unnecessary quarrels.

Seeing that Secretary Xiang was about to drive away, Xiao Sha quickly patted the car window: "Don't leave! Stop!"

Secretary Xiang turned a deaf ear to it, and just drove forward, Xiaosha was always chasing beside him, his legs were no match for four wheels, he gradually became a little out of breath and couldn't keep up, Baba watched the distance between himself and the car gradually widen.

Seeing that Xiao Sha, who was unable to stop the secretary, could only utter "shift" in a low voice, then yelled at the car that was gradually going away, and began to output:

"No one in this world dares to be violent to me!" Cold violence is also violent.

"Don't move, I can't guarantee what will happen if you move again!" Driving is also moving.

"...Don't get caught by me, I will make you regret today's decision!"

When he was chasing the car and roaring, the car window that seemed to refuse to communicate was finally completely lowered, and a good-looking hand holding a mobile phone protruded from it.

Secretary Xiang held the steering wheel with one hand, and pressed the red video button with the other hand to Mr. Sha, who was performing an earthy car chase outside the window.

He really couldn't help it.His boss is now helpless, pitiful and hoarse, he keeps saying incoherent words, Secretary Xiang even feels that the next second Xiaosha is going to take out a dozen beers and pour it on his head, then fall down on the spot and start seeing passers-by Just wanted to help the society who called the psychiatric hospital to smoke.

The taste is too strong, so I quickly recorded this precious video of Mr. Sha's bewildering behavior, maybe it can become the material for my own video production in the future.An excellent UP master should be good at mining all available real resources from around, after all, art comes from life.

Facing the dark camera, Xiao Sha was always surprised by the secretary's operation.ah!This daring man actually took a video of him!

I hereby solemnly declare that I just like watching sand sculptures, but I am not addicted to the point where I want to produce and sell them myself!

Xiao Sha suddenly felt hot in his lower abdomen, and a hot current was clamoring to burst out——damn it, he actually had a feeling for his secretary.

Don't get me wrong, it's not a sexual impulse, it's the feeling of being so angry that you vomit blood.

His car finally turned around the curve and completely disappeared from his field of vision. Xiaosha was powerless and could only shout the secretary's name angrily: "Xiang Tiange uh uh uh—"

Because it was too heart-piercing, the last word was successfully broken, dragging the crowing rooster all the way.

Regardless of male virtue, he took off his vest, and now he wants to hijack his car and escape in front of the victim. His secretary is actually a lawless and real gangster!What a beast!

I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad!

Deep down in his heart, he is willing to believe in Secretary Xiang. How could his lovely secretary become a boss who has been gossiping and gossips all along?But if you know too much about Secretary Xiang, you really want to be a boy【1】...

Xiao Sha didn't dare to think about it anymore, he paced back and forth on the spot, thinking about how he would deal with Secretary Xiang if he dared to come back later.

Suddenly a high beam light came on in the distance, and Xiao Sha raised his head from the shadows to chase the light, like a ferocious carnivore locked on its prey.

I saw a semi-open patrol car parked steadily in front of my house, and a security guard jumped out of it.The patrolling security guard who rushed over was so frightened by the owner's ferocious and almost cannibalistic gaze that he touched the baton behind his waist involuntarily.

Xiao Sha always saw that it was not Secretary Xiang, so he didn't want to accidentally hurt others, so he said patiently, "What's the matter, please?"

The security guard immediately explained his purpose: "It's like this, Mr. Sha, the nearby residents reported that your building is illegally slaughtering...um...livestock."

Mr. Sha was very puzzled: "What do you mean? My family doesn't keep any animals."

The security guard was also puzzled, took out his mobile phone and took out a screenshot of the reporting information registration form and handed it to Mr. Sha, the owner: "But the above clearly registered that your side was killing chickens just now."

That is to say, how could this glamorous and gentle gentleman do such a bloody thing as killing a chicken?

There are no chickens, only myself who crowed like a chicken just now.

In one night, I not only became an anchor of earthy taste, but also experienced a little Sha Zong made of chicken, which was completely numb.

Without the vest, no one can do anything, right...

The author says:

【1】Twenty-five boy: the meaning of traitor in Cantonese

Secretary Xiang: I didn't steal the car, I just drove the car around the gardens in the community, thinking about how to comfort my dear fans

Secretary Xiang, a UP master who truly maintains professionalism at all times

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