Make sand sculptures, President!

"Gezi, it's so early, you're out of the tree at the entrance of the village again?" [1]"

Aunt Li at the entrance of the village ran into Xiang Tiange coming out of the alley when she was going out to pack incense [2], and greeted him warmly.

"Yes! Good morning, Aunt Li." Xiang Tiange nodded and said hello, looking like a well-behaved young man, "Happy New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai, youth will last forever."

"Gong Xi Fa Cai, Gong Xi Fa Cai!" Aunt Li was coaxed by this sweet mouth, she went into the room, packed a bowl of fried rice and handed it to Singer Xiangtian, "It's just finished, let's go out and eat."

The skin of the pan-fried dough is golden brown and fragrant, and it is tough and crisp when you bite into it. The mung beans mixed with sugar and lard in the mouth burst out with a fragrance, which is a familiar taste in memory.

"Aunt Li's craftsmanship is really good." Xiang Tiange was not polite, ate one in front of Aunt Li, and said with a smile, "Thank you so much, I will turn around and serve you with a bowl."

Aunt Li nodded and said yes, watching Xiang Tiange go out under the big banyan tree, and skillfully turned up the branches.

Why does the promising child of the Xiang family run to the big tree at the entrance of the village every day, like a wife-watching stone, and when he comes, he does nothing but climb up the tree branch and sit and watch his mobile phone, completely degraded into an older version Internet addicted teenager.

Aunt Li remembered that the children of the Xiang family were sensible and good at reading since they were little elves. They went to the county town at the foot of the mountain to study early, and then lived up to expectations and were admitted to the best high school in the provincial capital.It is rare to come back during the holidays. Apart from helping with housework, I just lock myself in the attic and study hard.On the first day of the new year, all the children in the village ran outside to throw cannons, but he was still studying.

For a long time, the whole village liked him very much, and felt sorry for his family's difficulties. They helped his family from time to time when they were young.But these years, the child is considered capable, and Xiang's family has worked hard and built a new house with three floors, which is very grand.

The former learning benchmark is now infected with bad habits.The temptation in the city is indeed too great, it is really not good to be addicted to this mobile phone.Originally, she was counting on Xiao Xiang to come back and set an example for her playful grandsons.Fortunately, all the children in the village are at the entrance of the village looking up at famous college students playing with their mobile phones, arguing that they want to learn from their elder brother.

Aunt Li sighed heavily, turned and entered the house.

Xiang Tiange was helpless, and he didn't want to be watched like a monkey, but the signal in the village was really bad, so he had to get out of the village entrance to find Grid.As the secretary to the president of a large company, Xiang Tiange cannot lose contact. Although someone is on duty, if he is unlucky and encounters an important matter, he must know even if he does not deal with it in time.

More importantly, he can't make Xiaosha worry all the time.So he would spare some time every day to check in at the entrance of the village on time, rain or shine.

The entrance of the village is a spacious flat land, with several stone tables built under the trees, where the villagers used to relax.Xiang Tiange was in the middle of a bunch of shirtless uncles playing cards, dressed neatly, like a policeman from a police station who came to catch gambling. He was very abrupt, making the cards players feel chills on their backs and feeling uncomfortable, and they couldn't help but lose the strength to shake their cards. Seventy to eighty percent.

Some time ago, Mr. Xiao secretly gave the big white goose an apology gift, and took it away when he went to pick up the trophy from Zhong Zhi the next day. In order not to let Mr. Sha accidentally break into his room and find these things , He even went back to the house he rented and hid it.

Xiang Tiange opened the huge gift box with great anticipation, and saw that inside was a pure black sign with a blinding "I'm Sorry" made of roses and diamonds on it, and a circle of LED rainbow star lights wrapped around the outside. With a very sincere testimonial.Although the materials and materials are much higher than those of the two hundred and one boxes on the Internet, it is always full of inferior quality that cannot be covered by spending money.

Brainless generosity coupled with non-mainstream ideas is indeed Xiaosha's style.If he didn't know this fan, Xiang Tiange thought, after receiving it, he would log out of his account from station Z overnight and disappear in the world of ghosts and animals. Even if Zhong Zhi held a knife around his neck, he would never look back.

Mr. Xiaosha didn't know what kind of strange strategy he saw under some strange post, probably not "Buy it fast!"My partner cried when I received it" is "A gift that moves my partner, a must-buy!" ".

Facts have proved that his simple boss was successfully deceived by the unscrupulous advertisements of the merchants and the reverse suggestions of the majority of netizens. This thing may only touch the village flower in the next village, and the six-year-old boy opposite him who wears transparent plastic sandals pretending to be crystal shoes every day. younger sister.

Xiang Tiange really wanted to find this fan in person to return the product without reason and ask for it to be converted into cash, so that he might really be moved to tears.

But he thinks that Mr. Sha, who usually calls the wind and rain, is very cute when he is stupid in private, and his clumsy appearance that doesn't know how to please people makes him even more excited and fortunate.This proves that Xiao Sha is still an inexperienced beginner emotionally. They can move forward together and make progress together in this unfamiliar field.

Xiang Tiange leaned against the tree trunk and swiped his phone.On the first day of the new year, he boldly used Mr. Sha's first name as a title, and expressed his sincerity tactfully.

President Xiao Sha replied in the email very reservedly: "Happy New Year. Approved, please continue to stand by within my field of vision in the new year."

The bluffing Tsundere, like a kitten scratching his heart lightly, a little scratched and itchy.

Ever since Mr. Xiaosha took the initiative to get off the horse, the two of them spread out and talked. Xiang Tiange would subconsciously release a little gentleness, like a signal that he wanted to get closer. Total perception translates into overwhelmed shyness.The two are in a very subtle one-sided ambiguity, but Mr. Sha himself is still not in a good state.

But at least that day when we parted, at the porch, with the light of dawn and the unextinguished corridor lamp, Xiang Tiange saw the reluctance hidden in the other's eyes and the lips that were about to express but were finally closed.

Xiang Tiange, who is well-read, knows that now is the best time to practice what is said in the law of love.A short separation can make the other party's thoughts fully ferment in wild thoughts. Xiang Tiange insists on the three no principles of refusing to answer calls, not replying to text messages, and pretending to have no Internet access. The identity of the big white goose is another way to keep in touch with Mr. Sha every day at Station Z.

Nonsense, how could he resist talking to Mr. Sha for a week?He intends to teach Mr. Sha how to discover his heart and take the initiative to chase after himself, and he doesn't intend to be a ruthless saint.

After stripping Mr. Sha's vest, Xiang Tiange couldn't bear to treat him coldly like his ignorant self in the past.But the image of the high-cold UP master cannot suddenly collapse, otherwise his cookies will smell the clues sooner or later.

Xiang Tiange decides to gradually turn into sweet cakes step by step, making Xiao Sha get used to her changes in a subtle way.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Goose Goose Happy New Year!My blessing comes late but there will be no discount.In the new year, I wish you unabated enthusiasm and more output~

@肥美大白鹿: Thank you, and I wish you a happy new year too!For your mood, I will continue to work hard.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Huh?for me!Goose, do you know that speaking like this will make me misunderstand that you value me (*/ω＼*)

@肥美大白鹿: I value all my fans, and of course I value you too.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: I know you’re kidding me, but I’m already satisfied?(????)

@肥美大白鹿: Not teasing you.Do you have a topic in particular that you would like to see?If allowed, do it in the next update.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: [Oxygen inhalation.jpg]

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Really!God am I dreaming!My goose started petting fans, am I your first fan?

@肥美大白鹿: Yes.

@肥美大白鹿: Thank you for your support over the past few years, whether it is spiritual or material.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Don’t thank me!Your works healed me and gave me happiness. This is what you voluntarily gave to you, and you deserve it!

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Goose, don’t worry about my prodigal family. I have a decent job and can make a lot of money ($ε$). These are nothing to me, so don’t be burdened.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Be sure to stick to it, compare your heart (′▽`???)

@肥美大白鹿: As long as you are still willing to watch it, I will keep doing it.

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Goose, when did you turn on your coquettish skills, ahhh, I’m going to be dizzy [Damn man will make me cry.jpg]

@大白鹿的小甜饼: Woohoo, my birthday wish for many years finally came true this year!

The two of them came and went back and forth in the past few days. Although the interval was relatively long, there was still a trend of excessive sugar content.Xiang Tiange imagined that Xiao Sha would always type the most shameful words on the Internet with an expression of "Let me waste a word and you will go to Africa", and he felt a terrible sense of splitting.

When he was free, he flipped through the previous chat records, because Mr. Sha was usually unilaterally pleased with himself, so he quickly read them.

When he didn't realize it, Mr. Sha always sent the first blessings on every festival and meaningful day as a cookie.As a secretary, Xiang Tiange's job requires him to print the blessing card on time with Mr. Sha, and Mr. Sha's first wish was given to the big white goose without any accident, forming a strange but wonderful closed loop.

Xiang Tiange took a closer look at the sending time of Mr. Sha's first message in the Lunar New Year. It was 0:32:28, which was much later than ever before.

He only frowned for a second, and his doubts were resolved: Mr. Xiaosha replied to the secretary's email much earlier than the big white goose, and the emotional balance had quietly tilted.

In this battle, the big white goose lost and the secretary won.

After lunch that day, Xiang Tiange was drying the quilt on the balcony on the top floor of his house when a gust of evil wind suddenly blew.With the sound of propellers, a helicopter swaggered overhead.

Xiang Tiange didn't take it seriously at first, and went into the house to continue cleaning.

After a quarter of an hour or so, Xiang Tiange felt a sizzling electric current rubbing against his eardrums, causing him to cover his ears in pain, and then he heard the village head speaking plastic mandarin in a loud, familiar drake voice:

"Xiang Tiange, Xiangtiange, Xiangtiange! Someone is looking for you at the entrance of the village, someone is looking for you at the entrance of the village, someone is looking for you at the entrance of the village! You get the dick, you get the dick, you get the dick..."

The loudspeaker at the entrance of the village, which had been silent for a long time, was suddenly laid off and re-employed. A single word echoed three times, not only burning their mouths but also burning their ears. Almost everyone in the village poked their heads out of their windows to watch the excitement.

Get dick?Trafficking human organs is illegal, Mr. Village Chief, haven’t the police from the county police station continued to go to the countryside to popularize the law in recent years?

Besides, he has that thing himself, and he has superior talent and excellent maintenance, so he doesn't need to accept assignments, thank you.

He was used to listening to Xiang Tiange in perfect Mandarin next to Mr. Sha, and after three seconds of solid thinking, he realized that the village chief was talking about your leader.

Oh leadership.Oh, Mr. Sha!

The uncles and uncles in the neighbors watched Xiang Tiange rush towards the edge of the balcony, the speed and driving seemed like a plane they had never seen in their entire lives - what is Gezi doing?Do you want to jump off a building?

Everyone gasped and almost shouted "Don't look at me!" But fortunately, Xiang Tiange was still rational, and when he hit the railing, he reacted, turned around and ran down until Pounce at the entrance of the village.

Xiang Tiange couldn't believe his ears.Why did his Xiaosha suddenly appear in this remote and hard-to-find mountain village?Is it because I have something urgent that I came here to arrest myself and return to work as soon as possible, or is it because I miss him?Did you come here yourself, or did you just send a representative to deliver a message?

Regardless of the answer, Xiang Tiange was successfully captured by Mr. Sha's move, and the corner of his mouth successfully broke the long-standing upward limit.

At the entrance of the village, he saw the helicopter just parked in the open space at the entrance of the village. There were several circles of people outside, all looking at the flying iron box and exclaiming in amazement.

"Hey, Gezai, you're here." The village chief quickly waved his hand when he saw Xiang Tiange, "You led dick Paiyin to visit you!"

Perhaps it was because the guests from afar spoke Mandarin, and the village head was very willing to switch to his insensitive language system, insisting on communicating in words that the other party could not understand.

"Uncle Zhang." Xiang Tiange recognized the person who got on and off the helicopter, who was the housekeeper of the Sha family's old house, "Why are you here?"

"Secretary Xiang." Uncle Zhang smiled and shook hands with him, seeing the expectation in his eyes, and said regretfully, "Mr. Sha didn't come over."

"Mr. Xiao Sha has a lot of things to do every day, and it is my honor to take time to think of me." Xiang Tiange quickly hid the disappointment in his eyes, and returned to his impeccable state, "Uncle Zhang, why are you here this time?"

Zhang Bo smiled: "I'm here to deliver New Year's goods to you on Xiaosha's behalf."

Xiang Tiange was stunned for a second, only then did he realize that there were boxes piled up beside the helicopter, like a small hill.Take a closer look, good guy, it’s all shark’s fin, bird’s nest, sea cucumber, ginseng, black dates, ganoderma, etc., ready-to-eat whole raw semi-finished products, it’s a dazzling array of things, full of pride, wishing to mark the outer packaging with “Master is rich”——

Like the master, it is difficult to ignore the strong sense of presence.

Not only Xiang Tiange, but the surrounding villagers were also stunned by the high-end new year goods that were continuously brought out from the helicopter. These things can easily add up to a family's annual income. The villagers who have been simple for a lifetime It seems to have seen an invisible bungalow.

Facing the scorching gaze and all kinds of whispering, Xiang Secretary accepted it calmly: "It's too expensive, please go back and thank Mr. Sha for me."

After bidding farewell to Tiange, Zhang Bo immediately boarded the plane and returned. The sound of the propeller gradually faded away, and soon only the person who was given the gift and the villagers who did not know the truth were left at the entrance of the village.

It was the first time that Xiang Tiange was thrown a lot of money, and he always felt that there was something abnormal and unethical.

"This...Gezai, are you being bribed?" A big sister tried to persuade her, "The temptations in the city are great, you must not do anything wrong."

Xiang Tiange explained helplessly: "Aunt Hua, don't worry, this is a New Year gift from my boss. My boss treats me very well."

"It's not bribery...then, that's nurturing?" The other elder sister slapped her thigh and saw the happiness on Xiang Tiange's face, she was heartbroken, "Oh, how can you lose the dignity of a man and imitate those who don't like you?" Promising people eat soft food and make a fool?"

"no……"

"Look at your bright eyebrows, you smile until you see your teeth but you don't see your eyes, and you still say you're not a foster child?"

"Oh, Gezi, you, you..."

Immediately afterwards, everyone told the rumors vividly and vividly. Xiang Tiange was surrounded in the middle, unable to defeat a hundred people with one mouth, looking very weak, pitiful and helpless.

Within a long time, everyone in the village knew that the famous university student who flew out of the mountain village flew into the golden nest of the rich boss, and the two of them still maintained an unhealthy relationship of going into a pig cage.

Xiang Tiange looked up to the sky and sighed: Everyone, please stop watching the unscrupulous local Mary Su TV series, it's really not pampering!

He still hoped it was true.

Unfortunately not.

The author says:

[1] The dialogue at the beginning is in Cantonese, you can guess what it means, it should be understandable.If you don’t understand, you can leave a message in the comment area and ask me

[2] Installing incense: Shangxiang

Sha Bao Yang Prison Di Ao: Are you moved, my secretary?

Xiang·Little Boy·Tian Ge: Thank you, everyone already doubts our relationship

Thanks to the sisters in the comment area for providing me with the inspiration for the loudspeaker, the next chapter will be a bit exciting, see the blood