Make sand sculptures, President!

If the old does not go, the new does not come. Obviously people hope that the "new" in this sentence has a commendatory color.The time to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new has not yet passed. After celebrating the Spring Festival holiday with the people of the whole country, what has Mr. Sha gained?

A secretary who didn't reply to messages during the holidays, was busy socializing in the office after returning to work, and had no intention of repenting at all, but asked the secretary in turn, "Mr. Xiao Sha, why are you so straight?"

Mr. Sha watched through the transparent glass that his secretary was sending breakup letters to the colleagues in the president's office one by one. His desktop had nothing but piles of documents. He reasonably suspected that his position in the secretary's heart was already in jeopardy.

"Xiao Liu, here." Secretary Xiang put the things in his hand on the table, "Happy New Year."

"Wow, thank you Secretary Xiang!" Xiao Liu took the small package wrapped in oiled paper, moved his nose and smelled the smell of pastries, "You brought us a souvenir when you came back from the New Year, you are so kind!"

Xiang Secretary patted the back of Xiao Liu's chair and said, "The tea fruits made at home are not expensive, so please accept them with a smile."

"Then you have to laugh! I just didn't have breakfast." Xiao Liu sucked his saliva, eagerly unwrapped the bow on the package, picked up an oil corner, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it, "It smells so delicious." It smells so good, it's the happiness of puffed food."

"Eating and drinking in the office is prohibited during working hours."

The chilly voice came from behind, making Xiao Liu tremble in fright, and the crispy scum that hadn't been moistened by saliva sprayed the table all over the table.As soon as he turned his head, he saw Mr. Sha behind him who turned his head to the secretary and looked a little further behind.

His secretary is spreading flowers outside, and the entire president's office can walk in flowers. Only his luxurious office is still empty. This kind of differential treatment is a bit too blatant.Mr. Sha finally couldn't help but rush out when he "pasted" Xiao Liu from behind "too intimately" to the secretary. He happened to hear "we made it at home" again, and his lungs almost exploded.

Homemade things often have a bit of privacy and ambiguity, and Xiang Secretary is so shameless, what should I do if I am misunderstood by others?The society outside is full of wolves, tigers and leopards, who want to eat the yang energy of young men at every turn. Doing this to the secretary is like throwing oneself into a trap and entering a tiger's den.

And the point is that I didn't receive it!

Xiao Liu was stunned for a moment, and raised his wrist to look at his watch: "Mr. Sha, it's only 9:28, and it's not there yet."

Seeing the sporadic scum that popped out of his mouth from time to time, Xiao Sha took a half step back in disgust, covered his mouth and nose and frowned and said: "The person in charge of the president is regarded as going to work when he arrives."

Don't bully honest people, hey! Where does the "Employee Code" say this?

"Mr. Sha, you remember wrongly, we don't have such rules." Xiao Liu scratched his head.

Xiao Sha always glanced at him: "I just added it, do you have an opinion?"

You are the boss, you are right in what you say, even if you force the CEO to ride a bicycle to work, we would not dare to ride a live one.Xiao Liu slandered for a while, but couldn't think of Mr. Sha's madness that the secretary couldn't hold back the big New Year's Eve and the morning, but when he looked up, he found that Mr. Sha's eyes were staring at people like eating people. Staring at himself viciously - the pastry on the table.

... What's the matter, are you hungry and didn't eat breakfast?

Xiao Liu thought for half a second, picked up the oil-skinned paper bag with both hands, moved to Mr. Sha, and said hesitantly, "Mr. Sha, would you like me too?"

His boss frowned first, then took the whole package very bluntly, turned around and returned to the office, walking as happily as a primary school student on a spring outing.

Xiao Liu: I let you eat a piece, but didn't I let you take a bag?My dim sum is woo hoo.

Some people have countless family properties, but are so stingy that they want to grab a few snacks from their employees. The vicious capitalists will try their best to squeeze out the full value of the exploited.

After saying sorry to the secretary and Xiao Liu, he immediately followed Mr. Sha back to the office.

"Why are you still competing with Xiao Liu for food?" After closing the door to Secretary Xiang, he couldn't help but start to give the bear boy a thought and behavior correction class.

"Am I robbing?" Mr. Sha nestled into the boss's chair, and said brazenly, "He voluntarily flattered me with the snacks you sent, borrowing flowers and presenting Buddha."

Accepting unreasonable tribute and taking the initiative to rob people's food is not a good thing to do, so I had to criticize the secretary with righteous words: "You shouldn't do this, after all, your status is different."

"You still know my identity?" Mr. Sha Erlang raised his legs, obviously he was sitting and standing with his secretary, but he insisted on putting on a condescending attitude, "You took care of all the little ones outside, but I have no one here. Said. Is this the identity difference you emphasized?"

"Are you implying that I violated the employee rules and bribed you?" Secretary Xiang walked around the huge desk and came to Xiao Sha's side, leaning forward slightly, casting a shadow on him, "Do you want to accept the spirit?" Bribe or... physical bribe?"

Because of the backlight, the secretary's tone was as ambiguous as his expression, like a magic flute in the hands of a snake dancer from a foreign land.

Bewitched by her beauty, Xiaosha always blurted out the word "body" without even thinking about it.

He coughed lightly to the secretary, and said regretfully, "I don't have a body, but I have this." After speaking, he took out the hand behind his back, and it was a paper bag in his hand.

"Why did you take it out so late?" Mr. Sha clasped his arms around his chest, and snorted dissatisfiedly, "You might as well delay it and take this pile of broken snacks to the HR department to resign. "

"Because I'm teasing you." Said to the secretary solemnly, "It's like teasing Ah Huang and my five-year-old nephew who were raised in the next room during Chinese New Year."

listen!Did Secretary Xiang leave his mouth at home during the Chinese New Year and forgot to take it, and now he can only buy one temporarily to make up the number?This rhetoric is out of the question.

It is a great insult that he, a suave and well-known president of a well-known multinational corporation, is compared to a Chinese pastoral dog named so casually and an innocent human cub!

Wait a moment?Chinese New Year?

Just as he was about to speak to let his secretary feel the storm, Mr. Sha came to an emergency stop.The new account was not cleared, and the old account was turned over again. Mr. Xiao Sha gave Secretary Xiang his foot, leaving a few creases on the side of the other party's suit trousers that quickly disappeared:

"I even used a helicopter to deliver New Year's goods to you during the Chinese New Year. You're better off, just play Lost Contact for me and don't reply me a word. I've even put missing person notices on CCTV!."

"Don't tell me that there is no Internet. Our country has been connecting every village for many years. I don't believe that you can lag behind the country's planning by a large margin."

Thinking of the soft and delicious cookie to the secretary, it was rare for him to smile unrestrainedly during working hours: "I've got back to you."

Xiao Sha, who didn’t know the truth, always took him as a sophistry: “You said there was no internet, right? Do you want me to send someone to pull a few more optical cables for your village, and tie a few bows on your balcony directly?”

Still insisting on the same statement to the secretary, he said patiently: "I did reply to you." It is also mine to contact you wearing a big white goose vest.

"Anyway, you ignored me." At the end of the speech, Xiao Sha turned his head to the side, showing a bit of grievance.

Strangely, he had also been separated from his secretary for even longer periods of time, but he had never been so anxious as he was now.Xiaosha doesn't like this passive feeling, as if the secretary is holding a rope in his hand, and the other end of the rope is connected to the collar around his neck. When he pulls towards the secretary, he can only follow.

Just a few days of New Year’s leave has fermented into the brewing period of old wine for some reason. When I saw Xiang’s secretary again, he was inexplicably mixed with joy and complaint. Own.This kind of complicated mood is like the unshaven thorns in the fish and the gravel left in the soup base of the flower nail powder. It is delicious but brings unexpected pain.

People tend to involuntarily compare their status in each other's heart with other so-called friends, and then they will be jealous, unwilling, and want to monopolize.

"Believe it or not, I haven't broken contact with you." Seeing that the opponent didn't catch any of the straight balls I hit, I squatted down to the secretary, and raised my hand to touch Mr. Sha's knee, with a restrained but gentle force. Satisfied the sense of security that the other party wanted, "Don't get angry with me."

When he was asking for advice, he patted Mr. Sha's knee again, and the silent ambiguity gradually penetrated into the subcutaneous blood vessels along the fabric: "There are still many things to do today, let's work together to make up, okay?"

Lie on one knee, doing some frivolous things with an absolutely surrendered posture, but Xiaosha always doesn't feel disgusted.Secretary Xiang Hao saw that the delicately described eyebrows and eyes were being used to look up at himself at the moment, and he read a bit of indulgence beyond professional requirements in those smooth facial lines.

Mr. Sha finally shook off the dog's paw that was on his knee and was gradually sliding towards his thigh one second before his heart beat fast, and said in a muffled voice: "When your boss wants to be angry, what to be angry with, and who to be angry with, you It doesn't matter."

"I don't care, but I have to." Secretary Xiang picked up the paper bag ignored by Mr. Sha, took out the food boxes inside and put them on the table one by one, "This is prepared for you alone. I made it myself Yes, only one."

Xiao Sha always stared at him suspiciously: "Isn't the batch outside also from your family?"

It turned out that I was messing with this.Patiently explained to the secretary: "I only said it belonged to our family, not that I made it myself."

After a two-second pause, he added, "Only you are worth my time and energy to make something this boring worthwhile."

Cooking was originally just a housework that had to be done to satisfy the hunger, but when it was dubbed "doing it for the beloved", everything became so sweet and happy.At least Xiang Tiange thinks so.

Xiaosha always felt that she was better, completely better.

His secretary is too cunning, and he can use different methods every time to save himself from danger and save himself from danger when he is furious.

Xiao Sha pretended to be very reluctant to pick a powder cake, bit through the crystal clear skin, and ate his favorite pickled mustard, egg and pork stuffing, and finally couldn't hold back his fishy face, and laughed: "You are smart. "

He bulged his cheeks and quickly finished chewing what was in his mouth, drank some water, rinsed his mouth, stood up immediately and pushed the door open.He called to the secretary from behind: "Mr. Sha, what are you doing out there?"

Mr. Sha couldn't hear the secretary calling him, so he walked straight to the public office area. The wind blowing under his feet didn't blow anyone else, but precisely hit Xiao Liu's workstation.

Xiao Liu was still recording his watch, when he suddenly saw a shadow approaching from the side and behind, and then a familiar oiled paper bag slammed onto his desk.

"Return it to you." It turned out to be the contemporary Huang Shiren who took his ration.

Xiao Liu was puzzled and said, "Why don't you eat it again?" Is this trying to rob me face to face to increase the fragrance of the food?

Mr. Xiao Sha gave him a friendly look and said, "Do I look like a boss who takes advantage of his employees?" I won't tell you that I have better ones. Secretary Xiang made it with his own hands. It's not you guys. Oh those poor impostors!

You are.Not only do you love to take advantage of your employees, you are also sick.Of course, Xiao Liu didn't dare to say this, so he could only turn his back and secretly rolled his eyes, locked the lost dim sum in his drawer like a thief, and said hypocritically: "Thank you, Mr. Sha."

Mr. Xiao Sha was in a good mood. He returned to his office, closed the door behind his back, and said to the secretary, "Now we can eat together."

In the afternoon, at the department manager's regular meeting, Xiang's secretary suddenly went out to answer a phone call. When he came back, his face was gloomy and he seemed to be preoccupied.

Taking advantage of the gap between the CFO's speech, he turned slightly to the secretary and whispered to Mr. Sha: "Mr. Sha, I'm sorry. I'm going to the front desk on the first floor."

Xiao Sha raised his eyelids and looked at him, feeling something was wrong: "What's wrong?"

"Go and deal with something." After speaking to the secretary, he made a gesture to leave, but was grabbed from under the table by the people around him.

Xiao Sha always put on the airs of the boss, and his tone was full of negotiation strength: "I'll give you three seconds to talk."

After being silent to the secretary for a while, he said in a low voice, "Li Ming, a former employee of the sales department, was arguing to see you at the front desk, probably because of his dismissal."

Mr. Xiao Sha has some impressions of this employee. He was dismissed because of his poor performance. The reason is sufficient and reasonable, and it is one of the situations stipulated in the economic law. It does not involve wrongful dismissal.Now come back to make trouble, obviously to find fault.

"Since you specified that you want to see me, then I'll go there." Mr. Sha said, "If you want to come back to make trouble, you probably won't give up until you see me. Let's stop the regular meeting and continue tomorrow."

The boss had already spoken, and Secretary Xiang could only obey. After the CFO finished speaking, he interrupted the meeting on the grounds that Mr. Sha was in a hurry.

"I heard from the front desk that Li Ming was agitated and smelled of alcohol. You should be careful." Xiang Secretary said worriedly.

That's why the secretary wanted to come down and deal with it by himself just now, to exclude all potential safety hazards and prevent him from getting any chance of being hurt.

"What am I afraid of when you are by my side? Can you still be armed and violent in high-end office buildings in broad daylight?" President Xiao Sha seemed to have a warm feeling in his heart, but he didn't take it seriously, "The security guards I hired in the lobby are not decorations. "

The two took the special elevator down to the first floor, and sure enough, they saw Li Ming at the front desk who kept patting the table and shouting loudly.

Because of being fired, Li Ming's original employee ID card has been degaussed and cannot be used anymore. He could only jump at the front desk when he failed to go upstairs through the turnstile.Seeing Mr. Sha who came late behind the secretary, Li Ming immediately rushed forward, trying to grab his hand to plead for mercy, but was blocked by the secretary.

"Mr. Sha, please don't fire me!" Li Ming's eyes were red and his voice was hoarse, just like other people who are on the verge of collapse due to the training of life.

"It's not my idea to fire you alone, you don't have to." President Xiaosha looked down at the man who was about to kneel on the ground, and motioned to the secretary to help him up. The review by relevant departments is absolutely in line with the company's articles of association and personnel regulations."

Li Ming refused to give up, and refused to stand up on the ground: "As long as you are willing to speak, what resolution can't be withdrawn?"

"But the premise is that there is a reason to be withdrawn." Mr. Xiaosha kept a calm face, and said words that would affect other people's lives in the most ordinary tone, "I'm sorry, but I can't see a worthy reason in you."

Five years in through social recruitment, Li Ming was indeed the ace elite of the sales department at the beginning, but in the past two years, it seems that twin brothers have replaced him at work. Soon, he missed a big order because of a quarrel with a client on the wine table.

No matter which point, the Shadi Group, which implements a regular elimination system, is a fatal reason worthy of being kicked out. Considering the previous performance, the sales manager endured it again and again, and finally couldn't hold back.

Moreover, the director of the logistics department complained to Li Ming more than once.Many cleaning aunts responded to him, saying that Li Ming’s toilet paper is like offering hada, and he will not give up if he doesn’t pull a meter or two. .

Sardi Group has always aimed to promote employees' self-improvement and progress as a talent training goal, but those who have been taught repeatedly are not worthy of bottomless forgiveness.

Xiang Xiang picked up the tablet computer and called up the information about Li Ming, and explained calmly: "Mr. I hope you can accept the company's decision."

"I was wrong! I can change it!" Li Ming, a big man, suddenly broke down and cried, "My wife has divorced me, and the child is gone. I can't even lose my job!"

Changes will cause people to be punished for doing irrational things, and express sympathy to the secretary, but objectively still stand from the perspective of the company's interests.He took out a psychiatrist's card from his business card holder and handed it to Li Ming: "This is a friend of mine who is well-known in the field and may be able to help you."

When Li Ming saw the name of the profession on the business card, he yelled "I don't need it" and then tore the business card into pieces, disregarding the image of the busy office building as a vegetable market.

"Mr. Li, instead of wasting time here, it's better to find another opportunity." President Xiao Sha gave the only suggestion, full of indifference but undoubtedly the truth.

"We have made great concessions and efforts to allow you to take the initiative to go through the resignation procedures, instead of directly dismissing according to the normal personnel process." Xiang Secretary turned to the former employee who caused trouble, and his tone was not humane, but he tried to be polite, " If Mr. Li, you still feel that the company's actions are not fair and objective enough and have harmed your legitimate rights and interests, you can file a civil lawsuit with the court, and our legal counsel will be responsible for follow-up."

"No...don't go to court."

After Li Ming heard about the lawsuit, his center of gravity was unsteady, his steps were sloppy, and the smell of alcohol from the previous night shook from his messy clothes.His mental state suddenly became worse, and he pulled his hair in pain, as if he was about to lack oxygen.

"no no……"

In a daze, Secretary Xiang saw the silver light flashing past the inside of Li Ming's jacket, which was the blank space cut by the blade in the sun.

Amidst the screams, Li Ming pulled out the fruit knife hidden in his jacket, and rushed over fiercely.Intentional harm cannot be avoided, but a bystander can single-handedly turn the victim around.

"careful!"

Without any hesitation, Secretary Xiang used his body to block the sharp blade that showed no sign of turning in Xiaosha's general direction.The sharp blade pierced through the tight abdominal muscles, cut through the tender organs, and finally fell out of the assailant's hand and got stuck in the middle of the wound.

In just a few seconds, too many messy pictures appeared in front of Xiaosha's eyes: the screaming woman covering her eyes, Li Ming's sudden stern expression, and... Secretary Xiang's precarious back frozen in front of him .

Then he looked at the secretary and turned around with difficulty, clutching the hideous foreign object in his abdomen, forced a smile and said to himself: "Don't be afraid, Mr. Sha. Call me an ambulance."

Xiao Sha always looked at the secretary, whose eyelashes were slightly longer than the others, trembling weakly in the air, and cold sweat dripped down from his well-groomed sideburns first, and wet the small piece of ground in front of the toe of his shoes into puddles.

The darker and thicker color blocks were randomly smeared on the lead gray suit fabric, forming a pattern without rules but making people tremble and fear, grabbing Mr. Sha's senses and reason, and making him breathless.

The secretary who promised to be on standby by her side seemed to change bye into bye without authorization, making herself so angry, frightened, and... unspeakably heartbroken.

The author says:

Secretary Xiang: It’s just a little painful to be handsome

Mr. Xiaosha: Second time! Blood!Blood (｀? д? ′) Is my secretary hopeless, call HR first to arrange the selection of a new secretary... Hey Xiang Tiange, don't move around, the blood is coming out again!

Everyone has been waiting for a long time, happy holidays!Thick and long, enjoy eating.