Make sand sculptures, President!

Xiang secretary followed Mr. Sha's words and sat down, and asked someone to change the tableware, without feeling uncomfortable at all.

Why not have a free meal during overtime hours and get a salary to spend ahead of time?Human dignity is not meant to be entangled in such innocuous little corners.

Sha Diao moved his gaze up from between the knife and fork, and landed on the handsome face opposite him, but a little worse than himself, and finally felt quite refreshed.

It turns out that beauty can really be used as medicine, and Lu Xun didn't lie to him.A face to the secretary is equal to a cup of Danshen Baoxin tea, a row of stomach-invigorating food, a tube of anti-cork medicine... Pain-relieving ointment, Xiaosha's buttocks are no longer stuck, his heart is not blocked, and his digestive tract is unobstructed.

Sha Diao asked the kitchen to tell the kitchen not to follow the stinky and long menu and serve the dishes one by one, but to quickly serve the staple food to fill his stomach, and he rushed home to watch the rest of the video!

ah!There is no annoying blind date, and the night is long, only the big white goose quietly sits in his heart, inviting him to wander in the joyful world together.

Thinking of this, Sha Diao finally showed his first sincere smile tonight, and happily poured a glass of red wine for himself and the secretary.

"cheers!"

Secretary Xiang saw the irresistible and even creepy curvature of the corner of Mr. Sha's mouth, and was a little puzzled: "What are you celebrating?"

"Cheers to the third party's voluntary exit." Of course, it is for the three-month update of the big white goose!

Although Xiaosha can't disclose his preference for sniping, he is happy to share this joy with his closest secretary.As soon as Xiaosha, who was filled with happiness, finished talking, he immediately sat down the whole glass of wine happily.

Secretary Xiang's occupational disease flared up again, and as soon as the sentence "You were rude to Mr. Xiao Wang just now" came to his lips, he saw Xiaosha's state of always wanting to hold the bottle and blow it, and he suppressed it all at once.

Secretary Xiang didn't pay attention, Xiao Sha has already stocked up for several rounds, and now he is full again.At this moment, his face that didn't smile often showed a bit of cold seriousness: "Please drink less, there is an early meeting tomorrow."

"I'm happy, I'm happy, I want you widowed."

Sha Diao wanted to become immortal after just a few drinks, don't ask why the domineering president often socializes but can't drink too much, because he usually shields himself from the secretary, and returns to the original point after a few rounds of toasting. There are not a few drops in the total throat.

So at this moment, it is no surprise that Shadiao got drunk, the kind of high that is so high.

Sha Di Ao felt his head was so light, dizzy and dazed, as if he was lying on the white and soft chest of a big white goose, surrounded by his pair of plump wings.Once people relax, memory will run to the comfort zone when the will is slack.Obviously, Sardeo's comfort zone will only be in one place.

So, almost instinctively, Xiao Sha held up the red wine glass full of spirituality.

Why is it full of spirituality, because it can not only shake, but also become a necessary element of sand sculpture.

After a while, Secretary Xiang saw Mr. Sha with his left elbow bent, palm up, holding a red wine glass with his thumb and forefinger, his eyes and body turned at 45 degrees to the other side of the table——

Xiang Tiange is more sensitive to this field. In his eyes, Mr. Sha is just an emoticon at the moment: the same wine glass, the same angle, and the same physical condition.

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Essay question: Why does my boss turn into a mobile emoji when he is drunk?

Xiang Tiange has been a model top student since he was a child, and he can even answer the final questions of the college entrance examination in a fancy way, but he just wants to hand in a blank paper when faced with this problem.

This is not over yet, Xiaosha always thinks that the silent posing is not vivid enough, so he matched the colorful copywriting and colorful subtitles:

"Thousands of blessings to you!"

"Thousands of warmth belong to you!"

"Thousands of good luck accompany you!"

"Thousands of happiness surround you!"

"Friends! Leave space for your blessings, and take care of your precious friendship..."

A sentence, a sound, full of true feelings, straight to the heart of the person, so disgusting.

... Rao is Secretary Xiang who has dealt with many strange situations, this is the first time he has encountered such a thing.

"You drank too much, Mr. Sha."

Without any explanation, Xiang Tiange snatched the wine glass, asked people to remove the wine bottle, and confiscated all the "tools" that caused Xiao Sha to mutate.Facing Erkang's hand that Mr. Sha suddenly reached out to him, he just tapped Mr. Sha's forehead with his index finger, and said in a deep voice as if he was scolding a child:

"Don't drink anymore, you will feel uncomfortable again later."

Xiao Sha was always a child of a rich family, and he was used to raising him since he was a child. The young master didn't have much temper, but the young master couldn't run away physically.Especially the stomach, which is so squeamish that it takes aluminum hydroxide flakes as candy on weekdays at the risk of dementia.Now I drink so much at once, and I will definitely cry later.

Xiaosha always drank too much, so Secretary Xiang naturally took on the heavy responsibility of sending people home.He effortlessly put Mr. Sha's arm around his neck, while he wrapped his arms around Mr. Sha's waist, locking him firmly under his armpit.

Shadiao usually does some exercises. Although the muscle lines are not as obvious as the secretary's, they are still fit, especially the waist and abdomen. The muscles are tight and feel particularly good to the touch.

As an ordinary man, Secretary Xiang is a gentleman, and as the secretary of the president, he is a model employee. He must think about work when he is on the job, and he will not think about lust when he is full of wine and food.Even if the face of the person in his arms is so thin, the waist is thin and the buttocks are upturned, he will never feel the slightest bit of charm, or have the slightest thought of injustice, and he has the human virtue of being undisturbed.

I beg the company to give me an annual moral fashion and dedication award, the kind with a little more bonus!

In a daze, Sha Diao put one hand into his trouser pocket, but couldn't find what he wanted, so he couldn't help muttering: "Hey, where is my cell phone?"

"..."

What the hell are you touching in my trouser pocket, how could there be your mobile phone in my trouser pocket, idiot!

Secretary Xiang, who was suddenly attacked on Zhenbao Island, finally released the swearword lexicon that he had sealed up for a long time.Xiaosha, who was drunk, didn't care about the severity of his attacks. From time to time, he poked his own part through his trouser pocket, and the pain made him almost scream like a chicken.

Xiang Tiange, you must always remember that you are a calm and mature secretary, you must not lose your composure!

He took several deep breaths back and forth with the secretary, barely able to calm down his breath which was disturbed by others.

However, the culprit blinked his watery eyes, and looked up at himself innocently and innocently. Secretary Xiang had no choice but to quickly pull out the troublesome little hoof from his suit trousers pocket. , tightly held in the palm of my hand, so that it can no longer act recklessly.

The way back was very quiet, Xiaosha always fell on the back seat of the car half unconscious, like a puddle of mud, and he didn't know what the situation was.Playing a symphony to the secretary, opening the window a little bit to let fresh air in, and talking to Xiao Sha from time to time to make sure the drunk did not lose consciousness.

When passing through the city hall square, there was a soft rustling sound of cloth rubbing from the rear seat, which had been silent for a long time, and then, a figure suddenly bounced up, startling Xiang Tiange:

"I'm getting out of the car!"

Secretary Xiang just thought that Xiaosha was always drunk and crazy, so he naturally ignored it, but slowed down the speed of the car, fearing that he would not be able to hold back for a while and directly rewarded himself with a delicious rainbow because of his excessive movements.

"Don't make me repeat a third time, I'm getting off!"

Mr. Xiao Sha was still drunk and still showed his domineering demeanor. Although his words smelled of alcohol, he was still extremely tough and unquestionable.

Seeing that his verbal threat was not strong enough, Shadi Ao suddenly rushed to the car door to pick the lock manually. Seeing this scene in the rearview mirror, Xiang Tiange was so frightened that his heart stopped suddenly and he hurried to the brakes, but it was still too late a step--

The drunk had already successfully unlocked the central lock, and the car wobbled before it came to a complete stop. When it landed on the ground, it staggered a few times due to inertia, and finally helped the battery car beside it to stand still. Move the line into the square.

Where did this come from?

The alarm bell rang in Secretary Xiang's mind. He didn't know how drunk Xiao Sha was. There were many people in the square and the terrain was complicated. Ramps, that's no joke.

There was no other way, Secretary Xiang could only commit crimes against the wind at the gate of the city hall, found a parking space worth 200 yuan, quickly parked the car, turned off the ignition and pulled out the key,——

Why is it 200 yuan?The fine for illegal parking is this price.

This point is neither too early nor too late, just at the starting line of nightlife.Although the city hall square is not crowded with people, there are still many citizens enjoying leisure and entertainment. It is really not an easy task to find Mr. Sha at a glance.

There was an announcement in the square, but Mr. Sha was so drunk that he couldn't distinguish the trouser pockets of the two of them, and couldn't judge the risk of forcibly getting out of the car. He probably only felt that the loudspeaker was buzzing like a fly.There is no way to find the missing person notice, so Secretary Xiang can only use the most stupid way to find it.

He ran wildly all the way, his glued hair was disheveled in the wind in the morning, and a strand of bangs was scattered in front of his eyebrows, making the eyes hidden in concern and anxiety under the hair even deeper.

There is no central fountain, no long ramps, and no riverside greenways, so you can't mix among the square dancing aunts and become a part of their luxurious camp, right? !

Sometimes the most unlikely is often the right answer.With the thought of not giving up any possibility, he walked towards the secretary to the open space.

The power of rogue trolley speakers should not be underestimated, let alone a few of them get together for an ensemble.The old songs that have been active in the Chinese music scene for decades and have been passed down forever with their popular lyrics and melodies that everyone can hum are constantly stimulating the eardrums of Secretary Xiang.

It is said that retro is the new trend. Secretary Xiang, as a young man in the new era, had never heard any of it, until a familiar melody floated over——

La la soo me doo la, mimi doo la la, rui doo rui mi rui rui, doo la doo la soo mimi~

This song is finally familiar to Secretary Xiang, and he can even be said to be familiar with it, isn't it "Drunken Butterfly"?

Compared with this demonic melody, the untimely cheers in the crowd could attract the secretary's attention more. He followed the prestige and saw Mr. Sha who was looking for him as expected.

In the place where the lead dancer was supposed to be standing, a big man in a suit and leather shoes, about 1.8 meters tall, suddenly appeared.

As the only male in the audience, that man showed no timidity in the face of the attention of dozens of middle-aged and elderly people of the opposite sex. He fully demonstrated the beauty of human body coordination in public, and vowed to explore the magic source of the perfect combination of body and music——

Shadi Ao, the president of a Fortune [-] company and the person on the cover of Time Magazine, has transformed into a new square dance elf before the magic clock rang at twelve o'clock. In "Drunken Butterfly" In the BGM, the flower hands are shaken like a breeze, and Xiang Fei, who is provoking butterflies by her body fragrance, feels ashamed when she sees him.

Who can answer Ben Shannan's doubts, what does Mr. Sha usually look at when he is not looking at reports, documents and reports? !

Why can he seamlessly transition from the overlord setting to the earthy mode, and still be so natural, as if he had hidden attributes in his mother's womb?

Witnessing the whole process, Secretary Xiang went through a difficult worldview cracking and reshaping, and digested this shocking fact that broke the cognitive habit as quickly as possible.

Oh, this man is so damn interesting.

I just hope that tomorrow no gossip paparazzi will come to your door to blackmail you with candid photos of Mr. Sha drunk.

The author says:

Xiang Secretary: Tell me, man, how many things do you have that I don't know!