Make sand sculptures, President!
Chapter 5 Who is incompetent?
The indoor gymnasium, which is big enough for a concert, is full of people. An extra-long red carpet embroidered with golden threads leads directly to the big stage at the end from the signature wall at the entrance. The double LOGOs of Station Z and Shadi Group are printed on it as if Flying together like a tie, wishing to be lingering to the end of the world.
The [-]th anniversary gift boxes placed on the seats of [-] people show the wealth and strength of Shadi Group.Shadi Ao sat in the super VIP seat in the first row next to the boss of Station Z, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but vowed to escape from the surface of the earth and jump into the sky like a satellite launch, and his long legs that couldn't help shaking like sewing machine pedals showed the owner's good wishes Mood.
Heh, Sha Diao thought, I finally couldn't help but attack the big white goose.Be his big boss at all costs, let him nourish more inspiration in the land of true love he painted, and become a grain-producing goose with gold carats in his feed.
Xiaosha always has enough strength to ride the goose wherever he wants to go, and has enough ability to accompany the goose to complete all unfinished regrets.And the big white goose will one day be moved by his persistence, which is more like a stalker, and the careful cultivation of his behavior like an idiot.
Just like now, he showed up at the station Z celebration for himself.
Wearing a custom-made white goose headgear, the plump big white goose slowly walked onto the stage amidst the screams of countless fans.Shadi Ao has always followed the person who made him haunt him day and night, and dreamed of him for four seasons, with complex eyes like a boyfriend's doting and an old father's kindness, as if he accidentally knocked over all the condiments on the stove.
ah!Shadi Ao couldn't help showing off his romantic opera vocals with pizza taste, singing his inner Qiantang River tide-like chanting with HIGHC——
he came!he came!The plump big white goose finally took the elevator that he built with money and love to reach the pinnacle of life, and stood in this huge halo that belonged to him, receiving the pilgrimage of sand sculpture fans all over the world.
Through the two dark black eye holes on the headgear, Shadio felt the eyes of the big white goose, as silky as Dove, as delicious as Tai Le, met, merged and lingered in the air with his own eyes.
The powerful passion is full of restraint and forbearance, as well as the excitement of cheating.Damn it, the bond and relationship between him and the big white goose are destined to be unwilling to be content with the ordinary daily necessities, and not to fall into the ordinary morning, afternoon, and night.
"Thanks to Station Z for providing me with resources and platforms. Thanks to the fans who have been with me and supported me."
"Today is my first and last time to publicly attend the event celebration of Station Z. After careful consideration, I have a decision to announce here."
"I will close all accounts on social platforms and stop updating."
All of a sudden, the audience erupted in wailing and pain, and the ocean of happiness turned into a natural disaster scene in seconds.The big white goose did not stop his speech, "I will not stop creating, but rather than sharing supplies for the public, I want to become a person's exclusive happiness maker."
"Big white goose's cookies—" the big white goose poked the microphone through the goose's mouth, paused for a few seconds, and the airflow of a deep breath passed through the microphone, and all of them rushed to Shadiao's lips
"Are you willing to be my only fan from now on, no matter whether my creations are good or bad, whether my happiness reserve is rich or poor, I will support each other and spend time together until you no longer like sand sculptures to separate us?"
Countless high-definition cameras shot in front of Mr. Sha in the front row at this moment, and his handsome face, so handsome that he was permanently unemployed, was displayed on screens all over the world.The former overbearing boss has lost all courage now, leaving only the obedient wife like a little wife.
Why would you not want to!Shadio almost screamed, his beautiful sculpted fingers were born to wear the wedding ring of the big white goose!
Witnessed by people all over the world, the fat and big white goose is walking towards itself step by step, ten meters, five meters, three meters, one meter, twenty centimeters, minus——
Before the negative distance contact that Shadi Ao was expecting, the big white goose suddenly pulled off the head of the goose, revealing a face that he was familiar with from day to night, and said coldly:
"Mr. Sha, it's time for you to get up for a meeting—"
!!!
The cold, business-like tone, listening to it can make the perpetual motion machine suffer from permanent ED, scaring Xiaosha's habitual morning excitement behavior for an unprecedented time, forgetting to clock in for work, and the things that are just about to be lifted are half-hanging and drooping Between silk pajama pants.
Is there anything sadder than having a night of passion with the object of your fantasies and realizing it was a dream?
Shadi Ao obviously hasn't come out of the dream that made his heart surge, and his eyelids are still glued together due to sleepiness and hangover, so he still closes his eyes and starts the exclusive three-examination of the boss before getting up every day:
Is the big white goose updated today?
Did I collect likes and add coins to recharge?
Is the company making money?
"Mr. Sha, it's time for you to get up."
When I think of the company, I hear the sound of the damn work machine urging me to get to work on time, how unlucky!Secretary Xiang didn't know if he secretly installed a human voice alarm clock in the room while he was unprepared?
Shadio raised an arm and rubbed his eyes, turned over habitually, raised one leg and wrapped the quilt tightly around him.
Um?The 37-degree Celsius constant temperature simulation anthropomorphic quilt that I found for myself from the secretary, it feels so comfortable to hold——
Seeing that the hand sliding down her waistline was about to fall to an indescribable place, Xiang Tiange suddenly flashed countless social news about the president's secretary getting drunk and fighting fiercely in bed, and couldn't help but warn:
"Xiao, Sha, Boss!"
Mom!
Realizing that the voice in the dream was so specific that it produced a warm breath in his ears, Shadiao suddenly opened his eyes, only to see a face that was only ten centimeters away from him.
Regarding the question that is more sad than a night of passionate discovery that it is a dream, Shadiao has the only answer from personal experience——
Who will tell him why he hugged his secretary and woke up in the luxurious Kingsize bed exclusive to the president!
Wrong, not hugging each other, but unilaterally hanging on Secretary Xiang, like a piece of shameless brown candy.
Unbelievable! Undingable!
Shadio immediately bounced away, wrapped himself tightly with the quilt: "Xiang Tiange, why are you on my bed, you old bastard?"
"Me? Old skinny?" Xiang Tiange sat up, picked up his spectacle frame from the counter next to him and put it on the bridge of his nose, and put one hand on the bed where the two of them waded, "Mr. Sha, please don't insult me." clean."
Immediately afterwards, Xiang Secretary repeated the fact that Mr. Sha took the initiative to throw himself into his arms last night, refused to give in, and finally succumbed to the claws of the devil and was forced to sleep with his clothes on in extremely calm news and written language.
In this one-sided storytelling, Shadio hears about a chastity warrior who swears to guard the last piece of cloth, and a super slut who forces others to have sex with him.
Shadio's brain stopped and his heart stopped beating when he heard it, and he just wished he could take the time machine back to last night and fan himself awake.
The pure body that he insisted on for the big white goose was shattered like glass, and Shadiao collapsed. The impulse that was not expressed normally in the morning almost turned into tears of grief and anger, and rushed out of his eyes.
If he could, he could really fill the entire [-]-square-meter bed with countless crystals, gems, and pearls right now.
"You are talking nonsense, talking nonsense, and making trouble for no reason!" Sha Diao grabbed one of the pillows and threw it on his secretary, "You are usually strong like a sandbag against floods, but at critical moments, you can't push away a drunk who is so weak that his hands and feet are weak and useless. Am I the aggressive one?"
Sha Diao's eyes fell on the strong muscles looming between the half-open neckline of the other party, and he felt the hormones that had no place to rest between the lines of the ravines, and he said that the beasts were inferior.
Hey!His secretary seemed to be a gentleman during the day, but he was actually a beast with his mind full of messing with his boss!Don't be afraid that you can eat but have indigestion!
Secretary Xiang reluctantly took the pillow that was facing directly in front of him, and put it back on the back of Mr. Sha's waist.
What do you want to do with this coquettish operation full of afterthoughts?Are you laughing at me for not being fit enough to fight with you till dawn? To the secretary?
Overbearing president, no matter which stage he is on, he will never be a loser, especially on the bed!
It was only then that Sha Di Ao remembered to check his physical condition, he moved his waist, he was not sore and limp at all, and then looked at Xiang Tiange, that person looked more alive than himself.
Sha Diao knew very well that except for the big white goose, no one could make him obediently get down and offer chrysanthemums.Xiang Tiange, maybe that indistinguishable little face is wearing a pure 0 mask, tearing it off can turn into a peerless fierce 1 like himself——
After all, it would be a pity if the physical condition that makes countless people's legs weak is only responsible for lying down.
Damn, so who is down there?There is no trace of each other in a random night, who is incompetent!The damn desire to win made Sha Di Ao Fei want to ask why.
Mr. Sha pre-emptively used the usual methods in the mall to directly stand on the highest moral ground and point out: "If you are in a hurry, you must have a degree. Breaking through the red line of the relationship between the boss and the subordinate will not do you any good."
The morning sunlight penetrated through the cracks in the curtains and fell on the mirror facing the secretary, reflecting a faint rainbow.She pursed her lips to the secretary, and said with a smile, "Xiao Sha is always worrying too much."
Sha Diao looked at the rampant arrogance in the opponent's eyes of "I am fierce, why should I make a shot", and felt that he had been greatly insulted.
"you!"
"Mr. Sha, if you are upset about what happened last night, you can rest assured." Secretary Xiang pressed down the tail that the fried cat wanted to raise, and his tone was so calm that he seemed to be lying on this bed last night. Not yourself, "Even if you don't trust my character, please firmly believe in my professional ethics."
"What professional ethics? A scumbag who specializes in doing unrighteous things to innocent drunk people and making remarks that nothing happened to avoid taking responsibility?" Sha Di Ao is now so angry that he can't think normally, and speaks without thinking. It's set by the general manager, so how to get along.
Raising his hand to the secretary, he tidied up the collar of his boss who was angry when he got up, and with his index finger, he picked up the crumbling and extremely flamboyant crystal button, and his slightly cool fingertips accidentally brushed over the other's sensitive Adam's apple, as usual Every ordinary morning of helping him tie his tie:
"Mr. Sha, please forgive me. Why bother with fire extinguishers?"
Shadiao, who was temporarily paralyzed by the electric shock, finally let out his first scream this morning:
"Xiang Tiange! Do you know that your behavior is called sexual harassment in the workplace!!!"
"Great! You've finally been harassed!"
The third sound that should not belong here exploded in the space, and Shadiao froze for a moment, looking in horror at the bedroom door that was broken open at some time.
I, Shadi Ao, a hangover president who failed to lose his body, spent 30 years of wonderful life, every day is worthy of being recorded in the annals of history, and today I am inexplicably ushered in a social death that is enough to mark the end of my life.
The author says:
Mr. Sha, a confused CEO who didn't know that he was lying on the same bed with the big white goose
The [-]th anniversary gift boxes placed on the seats of [-] people show the wealth and strength of Shadi Group.Shadi Ao sat in the super VIP seat in the first row next to the boss of Station Z, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but vowed to escape from the surface of the earth and jump into the sky like a satellite launch, and his long legs that couldn't help shaking like sewing machine pedals showed the owner's good wishes Mood.
Heh, Sha Diao thought, I finally couldn't help but attack the big white goose.Be his big boss at all costs, let him nourish more inspiration in the land of true love he painted, and become a grain-producing goose with gold carats in his feed.
Xiaosha always has enough strength to ride the goose wherever he wants to go, and has enough ability to accompany the goose to complete all unfinished regrets.And the big white goose will one day be moved by his persistence, which is more like a stalker, and the careful cultivation of his behavior like an idiot.
Just like now, he showed up at the station Z celebration for himself.
Wearing a custom-made white goose headgear, the plump big white goose slowly walked onto the stage amidst the screams of countless fans.Shadi Ao has always followed the person who made him haunt him day and night, and dreamed of him for four seasons, with complex eyes like a boyfriend's doting and an old father's kindness, as if he accidentally knocked over all the condiments on the stove.
ah!Shadi Ao couldn't help showing off his romantic opera vocals with pizza taste, singing his inner Qiantang River tide-like chanting with HIGHC——
he came!he came!The plump big white goose finally took the elevator that he built with money and love to reach the pinnacle of life, and stood in this huge halo that belonged to him, receiving the pilgrimage of sand sculpture fans all over the world.
Through the two dark black eye holes on the headgear, Shadio felt the eyes of the big white goose, as silky as Dove, as delicious as Tai Le, met, merged and lingered in the air with his own eyes.
The powerful passion is full of restraint and forbearance, as well as the excitement of cheating.Damn it, the bond and relationship between him and the big white goose are destined to be unwilling to be content with the ordinary daily necessities, and not to fall into the ordinary morning, afternoon, and night.
"Thanks to Station Z for providing me with resources and platforms. Thanks to the fans who have been with me and supported me."
"Today is my first and last time to publicly attend the event celebration of Station Z. After careful consideration, I have a decision to announce here."
"I will close all accounts on social platforms and stop updating."
All of a sudden, the audience erupted in wailing and pain, and the ocean of happiness turned into a natural disaster scene in seconds.The big white goose did not stop his speech, "I will not stop creating, but rather than sharing supplies for the public, I want to become a person's exclusive happiness maker."
"Big white goose's cookies—" the big white goose poked the microphone through the goose's mouth, paused for a few seconds, and the airflow of a deep breath passed through the microphone, and all of them rushed to Shadiao's lips
"Are you willing to be my only fan from now on, no matter whether my creations are good or bad, whether my happiness reserve is rich or poor, I will support each other and spend time together until you no longer like sand sculptures to separate us?"
Countless high-definition cameras shot in front of Mr. Sha in the front row at this moment, and his handsome face, so handsome that he was permanently unemployed, was displayed on screens all over the world.The former overbearing boss has lost all courage now, leaving only the obedient wife like a little wife.
Why would you not want to!Shadio almost screamed, his beautiful sculpted fingers were born to wear the wedding ring of the big white goose!
Witnessed by people all over the world, the fat and big white goose is walking towards itself step by step, ten meters, five meters, three meters, one meter, twenty centimeters, minus——
Before the negative distance contact that Shadi Ao was expecting, the big white goose suddenly pulled off the head of the goose, revealing a face that he was familiar with from day to night, and said coldly:
"Mr. Sha, it's time for you to get up for a meeting—"
!!!
The cold, business-like tone, listening to it can make the perpetual motion machine suffer from permanent ED, scaring Xiaosha's habitual morning excitement behavior for an unprecedented time, forgetting to clock in for work, and the things that are just about to be lifted are half-hanging and drooping Between silk pajama pants.
Is there anything sadder than having a night of passion with the object of your fantasies and realizing it was a dream?
Shadi Ao obviously hasn't come out of the dream that made his heart surge, and his eyelids are still glued together due to sleepiness and hangover, so he still closes his eyes and starts the exclusive three-examination of the boss before getting up every day:
Is the big white goose updated today?
Did I collect likes and add coins to recharge?
Is the company making money?
"Mr. Sha, it's time for you to get up."
When I think of the company, I hear the sound of the damn work machine urging me to get to work on time, how unlucky!Secretary Xiang didn't know if he secretly installed a human voice alarm clock in the room while he was unprepared?
Shadio raised an arm and rubbed his eyes, turned over habitually, raised one leg and wrapped the quilt tightly around him.
Um?The 37-degree Celsius constant temperature simulation anthropomorphic quilt that I found for myself from the secretary, it feels so comfortable to hold——
Seeing that the hand sliding down her waistline was about to fall to an indescribable place, Xiang Tiange suddenly flashed countless social news about the president's secretary getting drunk and fighting fiercely in bed, and couldn't help but warn:
"Xiao, Sha, Boss!"
Mom!
Realizing that the voice in the dream was so specific that it produced a warm breath in his ears, Shadiao suddenly opened his eyes, only to see a face that was only ten centimeters away from him.
Regarding the question that is more sad than a night of passionate discovery that it is a dream, Shadiao has the only answer from personal experience——
Who will tell him why he hugged his secretary and woke up in the luxurious Kingsize bed exclusive to the president!
Wrong, not hugging each other, but unilaterally hanging on Secretary Xiang, like a piece of shameless brown candy.
Unbelievable! Undingable!
Shadio immediately bounced away, wrapped himself tightly with the quilt: "Xiang Tiange, why are you on my bed, you old bastard?"
"Me? Old skinny?" Xiang Tiange sat up, picked up his spectacle frame from the counter next to him and put it on the bridge of his nose, and put one hand on the bed where the two of them waded, "Mr. Sha, please don't insult me." clean."
Immediately afterwards, Xiang Secretary repeated the fact that Mr. Sha took the initiative to throw himself into his arms last night, refused to give in, and finally succumbed to the claws of the devil and was forced to sleep with his clothes on in extremely calm news and written language.
In this one-sided storytelling, Shadio hears about a chastity warrior who swears to guard the last piece of cloth, and a super slut who forces others to have sex with him.
Shadio's brain stopped and his heart stopped beating when he heard it, and he just wished he could take the time machine back to last night and fan himself awake.
The pure body that he insisted on for the big white goose was shattered like glass, and Shadiao collapsed. The impulse that was not expressed normally in the morning almost turned into tears of grief and anger, and rushed out of his eyes.
If he could, he could really fill the entire [-]-square-meter bed with countless crystals, gems, and pearls right now.
"You are talking nonsense, talking nonsense, and making trouble for no reason!" Sha Diao grabbed one of the pillows and threw it on his secretary, "You are usually strong like a sandbag against floods, but at critical moments, you can't push away a drunk who is so weak that his hands and feet are weak and useless. Am I the aggressive one?"
Sha Diao's eyes fell on the strong muscles looming between the half-open neckline of the other party, and he felt the hormones that had no place to rest between the lines of the ravines, and he said that the beasts were inferior.
Hey!His secretary seemed to be a gentleman during the day, but he was actually a beast with his mind full of messing with his boss!Don't be afraid that you can eat but have indigestion!
Secretary Xiang reluctantly took the pillow that was facing directly in front of him, and put it back on the back of Mr. Sha's waist.
What do you want to do with this coquettish operation full of afterthoughts?Are you laughing at me for not being fit enough to fight with you till dawn? To the secretary?
Overbearing president, no matter which stage he is on, he will never be a loser, especially on the bed!
It was only then that Sha Di Ao remembered to check his physical condition, he moved his waist, he was not sore and limp at all, and then looked at Xiang Tiange, that person looked more alive than himself.
Sha Diao knew very well that except for the big white goose, no one could make him obediently get down and offer chrysanthemums.Xiang Tiange, maybe that indistinguishable little face is wearing a pure 0 mask, tearing it off can turn into a peerless fierce 1 like himself——
After all, it would be a pity if the physical condition that makes countless people's legs weak is only responsible for lying down.
Damn, so who is down there?There is no trace of each other in a random night, who is incompetent!The damn desire to win made Sha Di Ao Fei want to ask why.
Mr. Sha pre-emptively used the usual methods in the mall to directly stand on the highest moral ground and point out: "If you are in a hurry, you must have a degree. Breaking through the red line of the relationship between the boss and the subordinate will not do you any good."
The morning sunlight penetrated through the cracks in the curtains and fell on the mirror facing the secretary, reflecting a faint rainbow.She pursed her lips to the secretary, and said with a smile, "Xiao Sha is always worrying too much."
Sha Diao looked at the rampant arrogance in the opponent's eyes of "I am fierce, why should I make a shot", and felt that he had been greatly insulted.
"you!"
"Mr. Sha, if you are upset about what happened last night, you can rest assured." Secretary Xiang pressed down the tail that the fried cat wanted to raise, and his tone was so calm that he seemed to be lying on this bed last night. Not yourself, "Even if you don't trust my character, please firmly believe in my professional ethics."
"What professional ethics? A scumbag who specializes in doing unrighteous things to innocent drunk people and making remarks that nothing happened to avoid taking responsibility?" Sha Di Ao is now so angry that he can't think normally, and speaks without thinking. It's set by the general manager, so how to get along.
Raising his hand to the secretary, he tidied up the collar of his boss who was angry when he got up, and with his index finger, he picked up the crumbling and extremely flamboyant crystal button, and his slightly cool fingertips accidentally brushed over the other's sensitive Adam's apple, as usual Every ordinary morning of helping him tie his tie:
"Mr. Sha, please forgive me. Why bother with fire extinguishers?"
Shadiao, who was temporarily paralyzed by the electric shock, finally let out his first scream this morning:
"Xiang Tiange! Do you know that your behavior is called sexual harassment in the workplace!!!"
"Great! You've finally been harassed!"
The third sound that should not belong here exploded in the space, and Shadiao froze for a moment, looking in horror at the bedroom door that was broken open at some time.
I, Shadi Ao, a hangover president who failed to lose his body, spent 30 years of wonderful life, every day is worthy of being recorded in the annals of history, and today I am inexplicably ushered in a social death that is enough to mark the end of my life.
The author says:
Mr. Sha, a confused CEO who didn't know that he was lying on the same bed with the big white goose
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